To The Game!
Bears/Packers:
-God, I love Qaron’s predictability so much! That look of utter disdain on his face when Watkins dropped that perfectly-thrown deep pass? Perfection.
-Tis no wonder that Lafleur noted that he’d like to get the ball into the hands of Jones and Dillon more often. I mean, what other choice does he have?
-Actually, he just might have Lazard back tonight. He’s the big (6’5″, 230) sure-handed, competent wr desperately needed right now. I’m sure Rodgers very much appreciates his mere 2(!) drops on 60 targets last year.
-Chicago’s D should be able to exert some pressure though. Defensive end Quinn had 18 1/2 sacks last year (3 vs. the Pack) and rookie Dominique Robinson had 1 1/2 last week. In addition, the Vikes had 4 sacks in their week one win.
-Montgomery is still the go-to back over Herbert, out-carrying him 17 to 9 but his 1.5 ypc vs Herbert’s 5 should give Eberflus some second thoughts.
-That Eberflus fella is up against it. Despite being one of only 5 Bears coaches to win his first game, Chicago is 2-12 in their last 14 meetings in Lambeau. And the Pack was the only team to go undefeated at home last year. (though they lost that playoff game, like they always do during Qaron’s reign)
-Piling On: Green Bay has won their last 12 night games.
-Fields threw for less than 50% in the wind and rain and muck last week but came up big in the 2nd half with TD throws to Pettis and St. Brown when it mattered.
Enjoy tonight’s offering before the cold harsh reality of Monday morning crashes in.
I bet he works out.
Strawberry Fields, slightly better this season. But still stupid.
I bet she works out
How the fuck can she do that???
Women have pec muscles under there, it’s not that hard to move them independently especially if ya do a few pushups
the bears were good for three minutes
True, but that was way back in the 80’s.
Haha, look how salty! You can’t blame your receivers when you’re getting sacked, dickface!
Is Lazard People playing? I assumed the smattering of applause was from away supporters rooting on Q-aaron, but I see the game is in WI? So why the fuck would it be nationally televised? Chi**** ain’t got no chance, even during (what is apparently) National Chaos Awareness Month.
My brain is soooooo broken. God, what an interesting day, and weekend, of FITBAW.
My brain is soooooo broken.
How can anyone tell any difference?
I mean, you’re NOT WRONG. But Other Hippo still side-eyed you.
This is less confusing
ok, NOW we get the dick-tripping bears
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/34619210/jacksonville-jaguars-blank-indianapolis-colts-embarrassing-loss-hopeful-contender
“Jacksonville is 6-30 in its past 36 games, and four of those victories came against the Colts.”
I enjoy the idea of kryptonite matchups
Cheese Score
Current status:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zOyk5qnamjc
and Lazard is already hurt
Madison, baby, I’m having a rough day. I hate to ask, but is there anything you could to to maybe cheer me up a little…
Oh, right, you’re too busy making out with that dude. Never mind, thanks anyways.
Given the colors they’re wearing here, I’m genuinely relieved their routine didn’t end with her accidentally cutting her partner’s throat with a skate blade while simultaneously tearing her own ACL.
This is confusing
fuck cops
https://twitter.com/KuneKuneRufus/status/1571662309311008768
Fat bear week doesn’t start until Oct 5th this year, so they still seem pretty active!
Never doubt an ursine.
St. Brown boys off to a great start. They did come from the loins of a former Mr. Olympia.
Bears?!?!
bears…lead?
bears lead!
tricky bears!
Are the Bengals okay?
Endangered in the wild.
It’s the health and wellbeing of Joe Burrow and Redshirt you should be concerned with.
How do you lose the Cowboys? Really how?
What happened to Sexy Friday? Didnt see anyone my inclusive work on Friday.
It’s undergoing a transition to Mr. Ayo. Of course, it didn’t go according to plan and I fucked it up this week.
There was a plan?
Are the ursine out of numbers? DBs with 4 and 6?
You’d be surprised, Hippo. I saw it coming from a mile away so I’d pretty much gone numb by the time it finished happening. As soon as they went up 23-7 I had gamed out what would happen (two touchdowns, successful two-point conversions on both). I didn’t foresee the fumble return, but I wasn’t terribly shocked by it either.
If the Bears move will Chicago get a 2nd team? The ownership has to see what happened to the 49ers.
I’ve always wondered why Chicago didn’t get secondary teams like NY and LA do. White Sox, of course, being the exception. Imagine another NHL team and another NFL team! And dare to dream of another MLS team!
Dallas, Chicago and NYC (pick a borough) could support an additional NFL team
Yale COULD use an international airport.
I see *someone* hasn’t heard of a little place called Tweed International Airport.
Which, to be fair, very few people actually have.
I can see it being difficult to get Chicagoans to care about a team without history in the city. With baseball it’s a north side/south side thing, but that’s not as big a deal as it used to be. You could maybe do a suburbs v city thing, but even if they think it’s fucking stupid to move to the burbs (cause it is) I doubt anyone will lose allegience. After all, if you’re still cheering for em after the last 35 years, this isn’t going to be the thing to stop ya
I’d agree but the way MLS is going, the Kids want something new to call their own
I think it could def work for MLS, it’s not super new, but it’s still got time to shape its presence. Especially if the newer team doesn’t suck
And wouldn’t hurt if they play in an earlier time slot so there’s a good reason to start drinking in the morning, soccer brunch could be HUGE
I don’t say this very often, but Go Ursines!
Rodgers is gonna skin these Bears, who ordered this game?
Why the fuck did QAron say his alma mater is Butte Community High School? I guess it was already obvious he didn’t learn anything at Cal but still….
There were those rumours that he enjoyed it in the Butte.
He went from Butte to community college to Cal to the NFL. Cal was a means to an end. From what I hear, he’s really close to his HS football coach.
This will be a shitshow. Yet here I am.
yea, lets talk about kenosha. sure, nothing can go wrong here…
That’s racist guys’ favorite city now, narrowly overtaking Chicago.
It’s Chicago north to be honest
The jury made sure of that
https://twitter.com/nick_pants/status/1571638364432142336
https://twitter.com/nick_pants/status/1571640027905495040
To be fair, the location of the sun in the sky is wildly unpredictable.
I don’t care what this guy has to say, he embraces pants and therefore cannot be trusted
an amazing day of football
…so the bears are gonna dump a 31-9 dick-tripping on us
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/34618676/san-francisco-49ers-trey-lance-carted-ankle-injury-jimmy-garoppolo-comes-seattle-seahawks
As someone who drafted Russell Wilson, I concur
https://twitter.com/kvalenzuela17/status/1571618673454125057?t=fBE3LG1E1p61p-HvRwT94g&s=19
with the exception of grumblelord there hasnt been a person involved in nfl/ncaa football with an IQ over 72 since bill walsh died
(but to be fair that’s why a lot of these games are funny as fuck in the end)
BALDERDASH! You’re as uneducated as a lowly Brown alum! I bid you good day, sir!
Um, hello?
Ok, i basically didn’t watch football today, but I will give my Bears one quarter to get me to keep watching/commenting
“And then I can have the quarter?” – Todd Marinovich
https://twitter.com/Kofie/status/1571644187308859392?s=20&t=g_dhqtcG_3tJLfukDLFzVw
Pre-game can check.
Cause if you’re having pork rinds you are worried about carbs
Hey – I crossed the border to do some shopping, and they were on sale at Costco. I’m not allowed to say no at that point.
Herm is out at ASU.
After that loss I’m not surprised.