October Under teh Lights! (Late JV NFL Thread)

Fuck a duck, do I ever love October.  Perfect weather, though November is in contention.  Especially once the bugs all fucking die.  But this October starts nervy…

NC State (+6.5) at Clemson (7:30, ABC)

Oh please, God.  Just this once.  National stage, ESPN Gameday, first EVAR Textile Bowl with both sides in the Top Ten.  Can my Wolven Sort FINALLY get over the top?  I mean, Vegas gives us a half point better shot than Kenfucky going into Ole Miss [Ed. note – If my Wolven Sort lose like THAT, I will go on a 5-state killing spree.].  That gives Hippo hope, and as all Evertonians say…It’s the hope that kills you.

LSU (-9) at Auburn (7:00, ESPN)

Oh, the crowd will be a hoot for this’un.  War Damn Eagle HATE their coach, and the team seems to HATE playing football (if the Paedo State game last week is any indication).

West By God Virginia (+9.5) at Texas (7:30, FS1)

A Steerfuckers South loss here would be very, very amusing.  And I think Fuckers du Cousins just might have the upset in ’em.

Arizona State (+25) at Southern Cal (10:30, ESPN)

Weak Tweaker slate, but you can at least flip over here for pervert pleasUres.

/sorry, kind of mailed in the night thread.  I knows.  Hippo be nervous.  But hey, LMAO at Steerfuckers North.  BLOODEYES forevs.