The NFC East has certainly turned things around-they have the most wins of any division at this point. I don’t like either of these teams (natch) but it would be silly of me not to watch a matchup of this caliber.
To The Game!
Cowboys/Eagles:
-As you suspected, Dallas’ pass rush leads the league in pressures and is second in sacks. Though Parsons and Lawrence are the stars, nine different players have at least one sack.
-The Philly D is not exactly slouchy though-they have more takeaways than the Cowboys-11 to 7. One of the things they do well is taking wr’s out of the game. They are ranked #1 vs #1 guys (Jefferson was held to 48 yards) and are #2 against the 2’s.
-Philly’s o-line has been amazing at pass-blocking especially but they have four fellas banged up for this game. The one that is healthy, Lane Johnson, is facing off against DeMarcus and he hasn’t allowed a sack since week 11 of 2020.
-Is this the game where Rush has to manufacture more than 24 points? Because he hasn’t been able to/hasn’t had to yet. He’s a cool 5-0 both in his game record and ATS.
-Massive Improvement: Hurts has jumped his completion percentage from last year’s 61.3 (26th) to this year’s 67.9 (5th). Coaches attribute it to him having more patience letting routes develop and not rushing things. Of course there’s a price to be paid for this-he is far and away the qb that has been hit the most, having been touched up 84 times so far.
Enjoy what should be a good one.
Oh hey, got sunk into hating stuff and didn’t notice second Philly score! Woo for the moment
Everything you need to know about Philadelphia:
https://youtu.be/bWuXfIZiSqY
apologies for the HAWT TAEK but I am not sure Cooper Rush is the ideal “down two scores on the road” QB
I want Philly to go undefeated and then get their doors blown off in the playoffs.
Let them get the NFC champs cause my gamblor please, after that don’t care
And why is Dallas letting Brown leak out with Parsons having to pick who to cover?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p7CrrQ4Fug&ab_channel=moowyg
Starting to feel like an ass whipping is in order here.
Hey Dok, how much is the Metaverse like the Persona Metaverse, and will I also get a cool thief suit?
/Ducks empty pill bottles
i want to see Dok’s VR rig.
You don’t even have feet. It’s all shit. Just take drugs instead
but I could pretend to be on a multi-racial bike racing team!!!!
Rob Ryan looks up the Rift return policy
This is going to swimmingly, I expect there to be a reason for Minshew mania in the 2nd half. Hurts goin to the Tua realm.
Minshew was a Coug. You have been warned
So from just south of me! Neat.
An Iggle is a very predatory bird, so I feel like my cats would respect it. So GO BIRDS.
Hhmmmm…
That exchange with Spur and Mr. Ayo about where Dok works needs to be on GTD’s post this week. That was perfect.
Mrs. Fozz bought me a surprise, and knowing that she was at a liquor store and has no concept of price, I figured it was gonna be a BIG one.
Well, it was the smallest bottle of Basil Hayden they make.
I mean, it won’t even help me get out of bed on a normal morning
It was the thought that counts though
Booing injured players a fine Philly tradition
The whole team goes over
RUSHERCEPTION!
Motown Philly might really be back again
That was the bumper music, are you a witch?
not too hard, not too soft?
LOPEZ VS LOPEZ
THESE JOKES FUCKING WRITE THEMSELVES!
Conundrum.
I think Philly is a festering shithole with the most god awful asshole eating fans in the world.
The Cowboy organization, and their fans, are a festering sac of poison, pus filled maggots.
I don’t have access to a nuclear weapon.
TRY HARDER on that last point
Right?
Philly is about a half hour north of you, the way things are now, their asshole is basically your asshole. That can bring you together, or pull you apart. When the other option is fucking Dallas? Buy them a Natty Boh and let them buy you a Yuengling in return
That was a very enjoyable drive. The screaming and crying of my exhausted 5 year old overshadowed most of it.
If you stick your fingers in a dog’s mouth, it will probably bite you.
Viva #NaturalConsequences
ICE UP SON!
I approve of the use of the Hooters as bumper music.
Fly iggles!
Mike McCarthy with the smug assurance of a guy that knows he will likely outlive his owner.
I have actually tried to stay in the light despite where I work, unsurprisingly this has not gone well. Full on coasting now and I would feel worse for my coworkers who still have hope but they’re getting paid way more than me so they can figure it out on their own
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PzSJwH7tFpI
Brill Building alert
WOMP WOMP, that’s SO PERSONS
The best part of eating at Jack in the Box is once you’re done, you’re only 1.39 away from two tacos as dessert.
Every time I am in your fair country I am sure to get stoned and gorge myself silly there. Followed by 8 hours of intestinal discomfort.
MOAR LIEK GainMINIMAL
Or Gainadequateenoughtostillbeastarter
No matter how many times I see him and see he is not, I am still convinved that Boston Scott is a terrier
Hell of a double play by the Guardians there.
Lies. The baseball season ended yesterday.
Facts
I’d make a “Make Cancer Punt Against the Strong Objections of the Analytics Team” shirt
Oh I Love that the ref is a Hussy!
Keeping my fingers crossed that she’s of the “shameless” variety.
Women are so critical and not supportive of women why is that
Because they all want a piece of Recovery Whiskey, that’s why.
Ms Whiskey does not subscribe
Does anybody else have the recurring dream of walking across a post-nuclear hellscape America, trying to find someplace tolerable to pause (and surrounded by freaks)? No, I do NOT want this dream analyzed. I had this for HOURS last night.
My last dream I replayed a majority of the movie, Pray of the Rollerboys.
Maybe you just needed the toilet?
Edit: NAWT an analysis, but when I have dreams with any sort of trying to find a place that’s what it is
I mean, I’m old and always need the toilet. Sometimes 3x a night!
Look at you sleeping for hours like a privileged sleeper
Seriously it I stay unconscious for that long its a big win and whatever effed up dream is just a bonus
Howdy.
Yinzers did a good, Clubhouse is happy for y’all. SavoUr this feeling.
Dreamboat losing the game, and losing his shit at his teammates should be cause enough to make peace in Ukraine.
My peace plan is to offer the Russians an extra 2-season run of Married With Children.
Ed O’Neil replacing Putin and everyone’s better off
Go to each oblast, say “No, Peg” and flush the terlet!
Putin’s stolen Owl ring somehow begs to differ
Wait , Dreamboat crashed into the dock? I must see footage
hey
I ate too much. 50/50 on whether my stomach decides on a reversal.
Let’s get Lovie Smith to throw the challenge flag, should increase your chances considerably.
Letting Russ cook too much?
He’d probably cook healthier, and it’d stay down.
Hating Dem Boys versus hating the battery throwing city of brotherly love. A Sisyphean dilemma
“Oh, I only pretend to hate Dem boys. I actually quite like them.” – Lindsay G., South Carolina
“Dem Boys can tap all they want I’m a fan” — Larry C, Boise
Philly thinks this is the Superb Owl. Weak
I think the lovely Ms. Stark must have lost a bet. Or just grabbed a coat from stadium lost and found.
Waves from the sunny smoky Pacific Northwest.
is y’all on fire again?
Wind shifted a little. Air quality up to “Geno Smith”
I blame Antifa obvs
2013 Geno Smith or 2022 Geno Smith?
Every time I step outside, I get a hankering for smoked brisket.
So you could say the smoke brings out my inner Andy Reid.
My phone is dying, and I have to charge it in the bathroom, because I have a very short cord. Could I buy a longer cord? Yes! Have I bought a longer cord? No!
Anyway, see ya later.
On the other hand you’re in the bathroom. Time to look for expired prescription medicine
Apropos of nothing, today is National Ass Day. If you doubt me, Google it.
To the surprise of exactly zero of us, Balls wants us to google “ass”
Well how else can we get to the bottom of this question?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho
Who is more excited:
Andy Reid watching a commercial for Arby’s, or
Rex Ryan watching the Uber Eats commercial where Sarah Silverman talks about selling pictures of her feet?
Unrelated, but holy shit I hate the company I work for
Why do you hate legs?
You do work for a very hateable company though.
Comcast, Exxon, Modesto?
Worse
NRA, RNC, Disney?
Deeper…
Blackstone, Walmart, Koch
[REDACTED], whose company has been blamed for enabling genocide in Myanmar because it did not bother to hire moderators who speak Burmese, for example, added that one of his life’s biggest regrets is competing on the fencing team in high school rather than wrestling.
Oh, that’s been amended cuz CURRENT SHITTY PRODUCT OFFERINGS
Seriously though, after an announcement that fuck everybody, he was all like “ooh, I did virtual fencing with a fencing champeen!”
Still not there…
Fucking Facebook?
HAHAHA
Shocked Dok, hasn’t stolen all our emails yet and setup Meta accounts on our behalf.
Regret to inform just because you don’t know, doesn’t mean it hasn’t happened.
Fuck that, it might be HELPING
Don’t all of those provide something that is arguably of value to society?
Two of these are clients of mine
You and me both
hey, evil pays
Evil pays if you’re able to keep blowing off the details
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Whuf6C_T8tc&ab
Kick the Persons until it Hurts, Jalen
do the opposite!
fart in the elevator and blame Micah Parsons?
Maria T has a nice outfit this evening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnRsaHXHznQ&ab
Lets go Cowboy haters
Pig farmers?
“Guys, guys, there’s no need to fight…” – Coach Reid
you just setup you’re own reply/joke
Yeah, that makes up about 90% of both my online and in-person social interactions.
I won’t blame the refs for the results of that game, but THE MEDIA was against us the whole time!
Word is Dak will nawt be in, so happy for the Iggles D to wreak havoc and anything else what can be wreaked!
Obviously as a New York person both these teams can eat it, but the girl singing the anthem I performed with/against at the Garden one time, so she’s cool.