To The Games!
Cards/Broncos:
What happens here is anyone’s guess. We’ve got backup qb’s as far as the eye can see. I’d usually give the advantage to Colt McCoy’s tablet-carrying ass but the Denver D didn’t get the tanking memo and is still playing well. Neither team has anything to play for-it’s the NFL equivalent of going into the office on Christmas eve.
Pats/Raiders:
Oh it’s a teacher/student showdown and we know how these go when the former is Old Bill. He’ll likely sell out to stop the run and white-hot Jacobs and be successful at it. Then we’ll see how McDaniels counters-I’ve the notion that it will have something to do with Davante Adams.
Titans/Chargers:
Might we have a high-scoring affair on our hands? Each team’s weakness plays into the other team’s strength. The Titans can’t stop the pass and the Chargers can’t stop the run so Herbert and King Henry should both feast. My monkey league opponent has Cousins so needless to say Herbert needs to go off for me.
Bengals/Bucs:
It certainly doesn’t seem as though Brady is leading the league in completions and is 4th in yardage. Especially after getting walloped 35-7 last week. That brings their scoring average down to a woeful 17.2 and you won’t win many putting that total on the board. Outside the division Burrow’s play hasn’t produced a turnover-worthy play since week three according to PFF and he has yet to throw an INT to any team that isn’t called the Browns or Ravens.
Do your thing.
There are times…words just fail. This is one.
Hippo and I have said it but Wet Leg is a phenomenal band.
Wow Jakobi Meyers, I haven’t seen a member of my fantasy so definitely never be allowed see the field again this season so suddenly since Kyler Murray.
Even better – this is how he got his name:
He’s no Sweet James
I would hope Sweet James has my back and pays litigioUs attention to the balls!
Ladies Love Sweet James!
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Needs a name, like The Splateral.
The Shateral.
Ooh, I’m going to drop that into the Raiders subreddit and see if it gets traction.
I’m laughing my ass off thanks to that play.
I bet Belichek had a stroke over that.
Oh, of fucking COURSE… wait.
Touchdown… Raiders? That can’t possibly be right.
just accidentally deleted an entire iPod of music trying to sync it with my new computer and I’m still having a better day than Jacoby Meyers.
How do I get a tattoo of a video?
Been drinkin since 6 am. Have nae looked at a single thing. Did I miss anything?
uh,,,,PLAID??
BANANACAKES!
That is NAWT his Raiders.
Nice to know we aren’t shitty enough to lose to the Trace McSorely Qards at home WOO!!!
I am saddened that there was a generation that just ruined the word EPIC.
Because I am sure that is the correct word to define the upcoming episode of Cardinal Talk: The Arizona Cardinals Post-Game Radio Show.
McSorley brand whiskey when you absolutely have to tank
Sonny Chiba, is that you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zYoGsnA4Y0
I mean, Buddy Cole may spend 90% of his time dreaming about encountering a large bear, but not sure about the rest of us.
Here’s what you do: Put some sunglasses on the bear, and give him a few Slim Jims. Grab a couple of sixers from the cooler, you have a friend for life!
Such a chickenshit punt by the Chargers
Jakobi Meyers, Germaine Pratt. Wolven Sorts, doing a good!
I’m be shocked and disappointed if Meyers outdoes Mike Williams. My quarterfinal with the good Doktor may come down to the wire.
You guys are watching this too, right? This isn’t a dying dream?
Nice comeback for your Bungles. A Brady Beatdown is always a treat!
This Chargers/ Tits game is boring me to death. I am EXPIRING!
TAWWWWMY can’t even handoff no more!
I would like some of whatever they shot up Tanny Fanny with, please.
Folks, that was a hell of a “typical fucking Jets” loss.
Hell of a game for the neutral, though. But yeah, that one had to hurt.
best these games can do to get on redzone are turnovers
Fuckshit Romo has NEVAR rooted for anyone harder in his life, than MRSA today. Counting when he was still an active Cowperson.
lot of good romo is going to do for him in December
DONKS CAN HAS TOUCHED DOWN WOO!!!!
Now that the Jets are fading, I want to make the Prison Girlfriend Jaguras a playoff team. (hides from DonT)
How bad are these games that there have only been maybe 4 comments in the last hour while I was at trivia? Our worst showing at trivia, but we’ve been doing really well so we were probably due for a dud
BAD. I previewed these windows in my head exactly backwards. Thought late would be fun, early dull. OY.
Jambalaya cooking taking priority
It’s why I like pot roast. Requires zero attention!
The first president to be featured on American currency was Abraham Lincoln
Once again, this’ll teach you all never to root for Cincinnati!
I don’t know that I’ve ever rooted harder for Cincinnati than I did in the AFC Championship game last year, and they won. So maybe the problem is that I’m not rooting hard enough for them.
Or the Chargers.
Announcer: “And Brady has passed for 50 miles!”
Reporter: “Ok, what does that mean?”
Announcer: “It’s 50 miles!”
Reporter: “How many miles did, uh, Dan Marino pass for? What does that number mean? Does it mean anything?”
Announcer: “That guy did a thing and it was 50m miles and that’s amazing.”
Reporter: “Which guy? Which guy did that thing?”
Announcer: [looks at notes] “Tram Burdy. Tram Burdy totally did that thing that I just said!”
1st down – 2-yard gain, inside the 1.
GREATRIOTS supporters – can you explain to me why you stop running the goddamned ball?
Please subscribe to my new podcast, “The Universe, It Obeys Me”. You won’t be disappointed.
A curse be upon Cincinnati FOAREVER if they let MRSA win today
Will that cancel out the current curses or be another concurrent?
This is a mighty fine point. Let’s see!
DonT’s Magnificent Tits have to be getting pretty doggone sweaty, DUUUUUVVVVAAAALLL on they heels.
Tits flopsweat intensifies
It’s nice to see the Cowboys lose, but I don’t like for people in Jacksonville, Florida to have nice things.
dont worry theyll find a way to hock it for meth
That’s Horatio’s Non-Gendered Cowpersons!
It’s funny because both Texas teams lost in overtime in almost the exact same way (i.e. a backbreaking turnover). It just took the Chiefs an extra play to finish things off.
And some luck on the recovery, which was so weird to see the Chefs catch a brake smgdh
It would be a decent town if it wasn’t in Florida and filled with Floridians