Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

I feel bad for the yinzers out there because of Franco’s sudden passing and the timing of it. I can’t really think of a beloved figure in the Giants community (should have been LT but he’s made some horrible choices) that I’ll mourn with the same intensity.

To The Game!

Raiders/Steelers:

-Given the injuries that have happened to Vegas it is a long way down talent-wise after Davante. Mack Hollins? Foster Moreau? Not a lot to work with there.

-Vegas has turned things around recently but that horrible 2-7 start that happened while McDaniels was finding his footing pretty much doomed any chances of a postseason appearance.

-Wonder how GM Ziegler and McDaniels feel about the decision to not sign Jacobs to a 5th year option? Must be kinda embarrassing to have that blow up in their faces.

-I’m guessing all that hoopla around the Immaculate Reception should give Pitt a significant homefield advantage-initially, anyway.

-He’s obviously still a work in progress but Kenny Pickett has looked acceptable recently. In the five games before the bye he threw 8 pickerceptions. Since then he’s thrown none but has only two TD’s.

-Blast From the Past: The Steelers have committed hard to the run game recently, only once failing to reach the 100 yard mark in the last five weeks.

Enjoy the game.

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WCS

Getting some Extra Drunken Yinzerspeak on Stillers postgame radio tonight. I do this to myself, too, Blax.

WCS

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Senor Weaselo

May you all put as much stank on “Word of the Father” as you choose.

Okay, maybe The Maestro will get it. (Word of the Father at 7:44.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1wHyMR_SCA

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Bogdanski

First time lurker, longtime commenter, I don’t know how you all have the time for commenting. I read all the blogs but I can’t get to them until at least a few hours later. I have hilarious comments about everything* but I never post them because I’m always late. I’ll try and be better

*hilarity of comments is subject to license and registration and having the sense of humor of a 9 year old

WCS

“Being late can cause problems.”

— Duchess WCS

Mr. Ayo

The best jokes are the old tired and repeated jokes.

WCS

“…”

— Shonn Greene’s locker

Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

— B. Walsh

WCS

Argyle! The world needs more drivers like him.

WCS

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yeah right

You just know I’m watching Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer again.

Merry Christmas to all off you wonderful, wonderful, people.

Mazel Tov!

Senor Weaselo

Merry Christmas, human beings! May we all have a Patrick Swayze Christmas.
https://youtu.be/2ZyJCV_dyug

WCS

NYPD Detective John McClane doesn’t like flying.

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This does work!

Game Time Decision

Also great for helping with shin splints

litre_cola

I did not watch a second of that game. Read some comments. Raiders did their thing, Franco ghost, DUUUUUVVAAAALLLL.

litre_cola

Love you, love this place, thanks.

Colas

The Maestro

Merry Christmas from the Maestro. Start playing this right now to feel Alfred Reed stir your soul and awaken the Christmas spirit within.

A true genius and such an important composer for the 20th century.

https://youtu.be/7jQ6H2oQ5Rw

The Maestro

I remember the first time playing this years ago. Giant hall, over a century old. Conductor snapped his baton in the fourth movement and just kept on going. There’s something primal you feel inside of you at the onset of the fourth movement. The brass section opens a doorway to a long hallway that transports you to heaven itself. The entire room should feel like the building is crumbling all around you, exposing all within to the howling wind and driving snow outside. In terms of air support, every player should be blowing so unbelievably hard that they’re phasing in and out of existence on this mortal coil. It’s a full frontal assault of sound, and every single second of it is beyond glorious and thrilling, pulling your mood out of the darkness and into the light.

He is here, at long last.

Senor Weaselo

Nice, which hall?

The Maestro

Our hall on campus. It’s since been superseded by a newer building with better sight lines and overall flexibility of setup and staging, but the old one, made of limestone with a series of giant pillars inside, sure has its charm. Grant Hall is the name. Seating for ~1500 if you get creative with the setup on the lower level.

Brocky

An old dirty song i heard on the schoolyard:

Frosty the Snowman, was a jolly, happy soul!

With a great big prod made of ice and snow,

And two balls made out of coal!

Frosty the Snowman, was as horny as could be!

All the girlies say he could frot and play,

Just the same as you and me!

All through the village, with his prong held in his hand!

Running here and there, all around the square

Screwing every girl he can!

WCS

The new intro music for the Houston 500s!

blaxabbath

2 mins left trying to hold off a driving SDSU with a two point lead.

These will surely be Rikki’s Blue Raiders of Middle Tennessee State.

blaxabbath

Seems Kari Lake lost her election lawsuit. Her AG equivalent had his case tossed yesterday afternoon.

So that’s a good thing.

Senor Weaselo

Madre Weaselo bought mussels. She found a small crab in TWO of them.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Bonus seafood

Game Time Decision

Watching “Christmas with the Kranks” with the family. While the kids love it, it’s such a bad movie and having to watch it every year is painful

WCS

That movie is the only one the ex-wifey ever turned off before it was over, and she’s a connoisseur of shitty movies.

Game Time Decision

And I saw there’s a second one. Like wtf. Whyyyyyy.

WCS

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Mr. Ayo

Green Onion or Tar for this evening’s movie?

Just kidding, I already made my decision and it doesn’t matter because I’ll watch the other tomorrow night.

litre_cola

Th answer is always tar.

Mr. Ayo

I’ve chose poorly.

Gumbygirl

Merry Christmas to everyone! Especially WCS, Balls, Downfield Matriculator, Boo, me, and any other Stillers fan I’m forgetting because I am high, not because yinz aren’t my favorite. Cuz yinz are!

Gumbygirl

Wait! Beefreefer is a fan too! And I’m sure I’m forgetting someone else.

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Game Time Decision

Mmmmm pie

BeefReeferLives

Awww, Happy Happy Merry Merry to you and yintz as well, GG!!!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Amazingly, this loss doesn’t actually eliminate the Raiders from playoff contention.

Game Time Decision

The bandana prepares for the worst

Gumbygirl

Woooooooooioooooo!

Mr. Ayo

*Door Slams Shut*

*Fall Out Boy Music Intensifies*

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s My Raiders!

WCS

Ron Howard VO: It sure is!

WCS

Thanks, Franco.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This lead was much smaller than the ones the Raiders usually blow.

Mr. Ayo

I think there’s a joke about Horatio’s dwarf here, but I’m not up for it.

Horatio Cornblower

Go for it, he’s got the holidays off.

They have a hell of a union.

Brocky

…..

herodotus450

I’m still ain’t sure what a ‘fig’ is but I sure am glad Isaac Newton discovered them.

Mr. Ayo

This post is a one typo away from being a Buddy banner.

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herodotus450

Sir Isaac was a suspicious “Bachelor” if you know what i mean

Brocky

I’m low key rooting for the steelers here just because:

A) fuck josh McDaniels and Mark Davis

B) Somewhere some racist is just holding out hope from the dopamine rush that will inevitably come with the opportunity to bad mouth mike Tomlin

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

A lock would lock in Tomlin’s first ever losing season, so you know they are champing at the bit.

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Mr. Ayo

You edited this to a lock would lock? Or did you fix some more egregious typo?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh. I meant “loss”. Cut me some slack it’s almost 8 o’clock here!

Game Time Decision

Kinda amazing that he’s never had a losing season as head coach

Doktor Zymm

I’m a lot older and sleepier now than when I lived on the East Coast, I think it’s bed time for moi. Nighty night fellow degenerates!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Good night! Merry Christmas (London edition)!

WCS

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Happy Christmas Eve

King Hippo

Coach Epps’ maths is a bit questionable tonight. But maybe he just wants to get out of the cold.

Mr. Ayo

More like Bosbad

Mr. Ayo

O’Harris isn’t the only thing turning over right now.

Doktor Zymm

So many turnovers! Today’s games have been a veritable PLATE OF EMPANADAS!

King Hippo

Uncle Jack must not be able to feel his tiny, shameful fingers out there.

Mr. Ayo

More like PICK… wait, no that doesn’t work.

Doktor Zymm

So, if you look up historical standings on nfl.com, they use the modern team names and logos. Did you know that the Washington Commanders won the NFC East in 1972, back when the Arizona Cardinals were in the division?

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herodotus450

We have to protect innocent eyes from seeing the dominance of the Charlotte Confederates back in ’62

King Hippo

Ferget, HAYELL!!!!

Mr. Ayo

So that means we can blame every future loss on Danny Boy.

King Hippo

I think for the Prob Owl, they should play futbol instead. 5 a side tourney.

Mr. Ayo

Time for the O’Harris tribute! Gather around everyone!

King Hippo

“He was one of the good ones” – All of Western Pennsylvania

Mr. Ayo

What a great tribute. But we got ads!

— NFL Network

Mr. Ayo

They’re a division leader! Ahead of the fading TITS! Absolute madness.

Gatoraids

DUUUUUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL

King Hippo

TRIVIA QUIZ! Which My Bloody Valentine record is Derk Carr’s favourite?

A:

Spoiler
”] Derek would NEVAR choose between them.

Brocky

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Mr. Ayo

I’m just here for the atmosphere

Cannot get that out of my head.

King Hippo

wild boar is fan-fucking-tastic

Game Time Decision

McDaniels with the headband and not a toque. Wtf

King Hippo

It’s almost like he’s some kind of douchebro?

Brocky

Don’t really care too much for these teams so….

I still think it’s hilarious how when Richard Seymour got traded to the raiders, and he didn’t show up to training camp for two weeks because he was supposedly considering retirement rather than playing for them

Doktor Zymm

I’m doing some old crossword puzzles from 1993 and they are surprisingly difficult because of a lot of the dated references. It’s also amazing how much standards of acceptability of changed in the past 20 years

herodotus450

“Kenneth Lay heads this groundbreaking, totally legit, Fortune 50 company”

Senor Weaselo

“18. Across: Thing to call your secretary (two words)”

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Doktor Zymm

I can’t wait till I get to the Lewinsky era

herodotus450

Time was, High School Football was a sacred thing in this country and the NFL respected that, by god, but nowadays with these CLOWNS in CON–oh they’re college teams?

King Hippo

the shit is going on with that pitch in Hawaii??

Brocky

kinda shift in my seat, one if my joints pops

Dad: what the hell was that?

Me: that was my elbow this time.

Dad: …. nice

Doktor Zymm

Okay, the team giving Andy Reid a cheeseburger in a Nike box is actually pretty damn funny

Mr. Ayo

He’s gotta be pissed that there was room for 2 or 3 burgers though.

Brocky

He’s also pissed the box wasn’t edible

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I mean if enough grease soaks into it pretty much anything is edible.

Game Time Decision

Everything is edible, if you’re brave enough

Recovery Whiskey

Former player hates that his head coach employed a pedo with 45 convictions, wishes we’d consider both sides.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/8207532/franco-harris-ex-penn-state-nittany-lions-players-criticize-freeh-report

King Hippo

Coach Paterno didn’t expect area parents to send such slutty 12-year olds to his camps!

BugEyedBoo

Stole this:

Rudolph the red meat reindeer
Makes a very tasty steak
And if you’ve never tried it
You should soon fix that mistake

All of the other reindeer
Make for some good eatin’ too
Carrots and onions and Blitzen
Make a most delightful stew

Then one foggy Xmas eve
Santa came to say,
“Rudolph with your flesh so sweet
It’s you I’m going to slay for meat!”

Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
“Rudolph the red meat reindeer,
Santa’s eating you not me!”

King Hippo

Mrs. Claus nods appreciatively