Your Say Sayonara to Thursday Night Football Open Thread

We’ve come to the final Thursday Nighter of the year. The journey started oh so many months ago-was it 6(?) or 8(?) months ago? [counts on fingers] Huh. It was just four months or 16 fathoms or 12 hands ago. Something like that.

God, the fun we had, the friends we made and lost during this incredible journey. The memories also, wow. Who can forget the elation of week three or the utter despair of week eleven? The childish innocence of week eight stood out for me-we learned some hard lessons that night, let me tell you. All of us will be ready for the playoffs having run this gauntlet together, of that there can be no doubt.

To The Game!

Cowboys/Titans:

-Well, I have some questions. What is up with The Joshua Dobbs Conundrum? He was recently poached from the Lions practice squad and is he expected to pull a Baker Mayfield or somesuch? Have the coaches had it up to here with Mr. 50% Completion Percentage? Mr. 23 Throws For 99 Yards?

-Are they protecting Willis? Shouldn’t the youngster be getting as many reps as possible before the big game next week? Are they worried he might get injured and not be able to play? Is Dobbs an insurance policy? Are they just tossing this game on  dumpster fire and walking away? It’s very confusing.

-Given that the Titans are resting 11 starters (by my count) I’m guessing there will be nothing but backups as far as the eye can see on both teams by halfway thru the 3rd quarter.

-Pollard is out as is King Henry. A Titans beat writer on the radio was saying that Hassan Haskins would likely get the majority of the touches because he’s able to pass protect and has a sweet pair of mittens. He also added that Julius Chestnut is much more fun to watch because he’s reminiscent of a young Natrone Means, that bowling ball of a player with the nimble feet that once played for the Chargers.

Do your thing.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Two dishes of beans with sugar” is something they just said on the Español broadcast.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

They just said it again!

herodotus450

Dos banos el sucrasmante

Don T

Bullshit call #2 against CB McCreary.

LemonJello

Dallas doesn’t want to use up their remaining regular season points tonight?

herodotus450

the bio on Texas QB forgot to mention the alleged 1 million NIL deal he took to be the third stringer at ohio state for a year

Spur

That was not Dak’s fault on the INT

Spur

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Brocky

You could crop this to image to what’s only below her neck and above her belly button I would still recognize her in a heartbeat

Gumbygirl

Would you recognize her in vegetable form?

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Brocky

Not big enough. Also too firm

Spur

This Tits QB a “Make a Wish” person? This guy looks like he had a chemo session right before kickoff.

Don T

But a patient who would share his cancer weed. Dobbs got that hero look.

ballsofsteelandfury

Washington-Texas next!

litre_cola

Kellen Moore looked like he was a complete asshole in high school.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh come on you really think THIS GUY could get away with being an asshole to anyone?

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litre_cola

Older version has a much more assholey face.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Well yeah, I believe “Assholery 101” is a core requirement at any Idaho university.

Spur

if only Micah had the club last week, he could have clubbed a few Eagle Lineman into IR

Don T

Can’t help feeling happy for the shield to get a prime timer of Clipboatd Jeebus / Mettenberger vintage Tits fitbaw.

Don T

That’s the first time I’ve seen the term “earned media”. Gave me a misanthropy rush. Blech.

litre_cola

This is good for the under.

Redshirt

Florida State Acceptable Racial Stereotypes just took a 3-point lead with less than a minute to go.

herodotus450

Jazston Turnentine ded on the field for FSU. It’s like people took the Key and Peele sketch as a challenge

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ugh. You throw that away, dummy!

Spur

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Brick Meathook

I’m sorry, but a self-inflicted nut shot is comedy gold, I don’t care how old the kid is.

Don T

That is half of my top 10 internet things. The soundtrack…
https://fb.watch/hK0q448_NB/

Redshirt

Tennessee knows they can forfeit the game, right? They don’t need to play with a pre-season squad.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I can’t even imagine what kind of fines Roger Goodell would lay down in the event of a forfeit.

Don T

Titans complete pass! Man, this weed is hallucinogenic.

Redshirt

Of course, it happens when I turn the game off. Do you want me to take this week off so y’all get a good game?

Spur

going to cash in my bucket of change tomorrow at the local coinstar. it’s been at least 6 years of change. I have to have at least $200

Brocky

I heard there’s some sort of formula, basically, if you can’t carry the change because it’s too heavy, it’s guaranteed to be Over a certain amount.

My dad learned this the hard way. Took a water cooler jug, filled it almost half of the way up, and hurt his back thinking he could get it.

Spur

my bucket is more sliver looking then cooper. it’s gonna be gambling money for tomorrow.

Gumbygirl

I have a Charles Chips can that I use for change. It’s getting pretty full. Years ago we bought a car stereo with saved change, for our brand new 1984 Mazda GLC. That fucker had 250,000 miles on it by the time it finally died. And the stereo still worked!

Brocky

So, is the Amazon feed particularly shitty for anyone else tonight?

Mr. Ayo

Working great for me.

Gatoraids

twitch stream seems fine but half watching it

Spur

you need to own an Alexa to get the super member 8k stream.

Gumbygirl

Mine’s good.

Brick Meathook

It Takes All of Us

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Brick Meathook

Sometimes its only takes one of us:

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ballsofsteelandfury

Ha ha! Is that real and, if so, where is it?

Brick Meathook

It’s real. Cologne City Hall, Germany, built in 1410 A.D.

Don T

Psht. That’s from Cicero. Plato frowned on lube harder than physical reality.

Spur

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Just livin’ the Brady Quinn life…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Really appreciate the Tits receivers making sure the Cowboys get the ball back immediately. Thanks a lot, guys.

Spur

For a secord looked like the Colts were playing on TNF again.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I see my suggestion to Rasta-fy the Detroit hockey team by 10% or so has been implemented.

herodotus450

5-0 lead is the most dangerous lead in hockey, everybody knows that

litre_cola

There is the Zeke td. Lamb next pls.

Lamb next please is also Andy Reid’s favoUrite saying in New Zealand.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wait are you Karen White Claw?

litre_cola

If you are speaking of fantasy football I assure you I made no playoffs in 4 leagues this year.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ah. Yes. My FF opponent has those players too.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If you’re a defender and you might have committed a penalty, the smartest thing to do is to throw up your hands and immediately look at the official, he’ll *never* throw a flag then!

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Redshirt

That’s what I’m saying. Instead of running from the Texas School Book Depository, Lee Harvey Oswald should’ve stayed at the 6th Floor Window and started to put together a puzzle.

WCS

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Spur

if Titans do a full rebuild they have to keep Vrabel right? No one blames for the roster?

Redshirt

Doubtful. Most head coaches don’t survive full rebuilds.

Brocky

The bitter sweetness that is a fantasy commissioner watching the final weekend of a fantasy season knowing you were underwhelming.

I’m happy for my friends. They’ve both been in the league 6 years, both have never won a title, it’s just frustrating.

Also, one is starting dak while the other has “jokingly” replaced Trevor Lawrence in his lineup with Justin fields. Either he’s trolling us or he knows something I don’t.

This might be my favorite use ever of this meme:

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Redshirt

(Brocky wakes up tomorrow and turns on the news)

TV: “For those just joining us, Chicago Bears’ QB Justin Fields’ contacts has finally come in and Jaguars’ Trevor Lawrence has defected to Thailand to join a monastery.”

Brocky: “Oh! That’s why he did that!”

Brocky

I mean, I wouldn’t be complaining!

Senor Weaselo

I still don’t know who Andrew Tate is, but I haven’t seen the Romanian government move this quickly on anything since they arrested my great-grandparents for my grandpa’s and my great-uncle’s baptismal coins.

ballsofsteelandfury

Wait what? What did the Romanian government do?

ballsofsteelandfury

Just read about it. That’s fucking funny.

litre_cola

All due to a pizza box.

Gatoraids

Fitting done in by Jerry’s Pizza tonight

Bogdanski

I heard about him for the first time a few days ago when he got destroyed by Greta Thurnberg after he went after her. This is hilarious

Gumbygirl

Oh yeah, the “small dick energy” guy.

Brocky

Random fact: I legit did not know the word sayonara was Japanese until I was out of college. I had heard it a million times in casual slang, but nothing even remotely resembling its country of origin. I guess I kinda assumed it was a Hispanic term.

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s because it’s always followed by “motherfucker”.

Easy mistake. Quite understandable.

ballsofsteelandfury

Holy shit! The game started already! I was still watching FSU-OK.

Time for two screens!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Well, I watched a drive of this drivel. That’s probably enough.

Spur

no DAK INT on the 1st drive. Improvement!

litre_cola

I have Cowboys -13.5, Zeke td, Zeke over 49.5

Lamb td and the under.

So if it doesn’t happen Horatio and Spur, blame me.

Spur

We need less “hear Kate Mara” and more “see Kate Mara”. She needs to fire her agent.

Spur

Nice, the locals decided to provide power for the game lights.

Spur
Spur

This weeklong work shutdown was the best idea. Its been 6 days of waking up when I want, making huge breakfast meals and no shaving. Just wish the bowl games were better. I caught up on the TV shows the people say i should have watched.

Spur

I honestly do real rested. I have 5 months in the office full time and then 100% remote. Big boss has decided to close our office footprints. Already dreaming of the no commute future.

Redshirt

So, is Malik Willis hurt or is he just that bad? Because at least they gave Akili Smith a whole season to prove he sucked.

Redshirt

David Klingler and Akili Smith beg to differ. Or money. I don’t know. I try not to make eye contact with beggars.

Redshirt

Oh, fuck off with Deion Sanders on my TV. I’d rather watch Tucker Carlson give a speech about understanding and tolerance than listen to this asshole.

litre_cola

Did he coach anywhere before JAckson St or is he a Jeff Saturday sort of thing.

Spur
Gumbygirl
WCS

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Gumbygirl

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Spur

Evening Folks

Alex_Demote

I’m still saying Amazon’s TNF has the best talent panel in sports right now. Though tbf they could cut it down to just Whitworth, Sherm and Fitz and it would probably improve

ballsofsteelandfury

I like Charissa. I think she does a good job herding the cats, so to speak.

litre_cola

Agreed.

Also Herbstreit and drunk Uncle Al are the best.

Collinsworth, the worst.

Gumbygirl

I still can’t stand Al, but I do like Herbie.

ballsofsteelandfury

You forgot to mention that this is the last opportunity this year for Hippo to admire Charissa Thompson’s shoulders.

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Redshirt

This picture is approrpriate. Much like the 11-year long Korean War in MASH’s universe, this season’s Thursday Night Football games started as a funny distraction, but quickly devolved into a maddening depressing hellscape that just refused to end.

Horatio Cornblower

I don’t think I’ve watched a minute of TNF this year. I might have to since Dallas is playing 22 guys the Titans organization found in the parking lot an hour before game time.

Redshirt

¿Senor Vrable, construimos una cocina o una cerca o algo así? ¡¿Qué diablos es el Fútbol Americano?!

ballsofsteelandfury

Vrabel: Do you know how to do a RPO?
Guys from the parking lot: ¡Sį!
Vrabel: What about a Tampa Two with a weak side blitz?
Guy uno: ¿Qué es eso?
Guy dos: ¡Callate! Tú di que sí.
Guy uno: ¡Sí!

Vrabel: You’re hired! Hop in the back.

litre_cola

“The day laboUrers are at the entrance sir.”

litre_cola

Who they hell are these guys on the Tits offense?

herodotus450

Oh, last of this season. Got me excited for a second.

herodotus450

This is the year that they barely miss the playoffs but make a big enough contribution to the Gary Bettman School for Commissioners Who Flunk Out of The NBA to win the draft lottery