Well, that was unexpected, actually expected last night. The Chargers are truly a cursed team that will squander any break they’ve been given. They need to bring Rivers in to talk to Herbert and say, “This is your life now, you need to accept that.”
To The Game!
Fins/Bills:
-Buffalo ended the season with 7 straight wins including a close W over Miami 32-29 a month ago.
-Meanwhile, the Fins limped to a 2-5 record over the same span which included an uninspiring 11-6 victory over the Jets to guarantee a postseason spot. For those reasons they’re a 13.5 dog on the sports books, the largest spread ever for a Wild Card game.
-A Trend?: James Cook was eased into the Bills game plan over the first nine weeks of the season, only averaging 4 carries and one catch over that time. Since then his workload has doubled and he ended the season out-touching Singletary for the first time. (might be because they were resting him though) He might be the safe outlet in the flat if the Fins take away the deep ball with a two high safety look.
-Poor Skylar Thompson-it’s one thing to be a rookie qb that wasn’t expected to play (may even have been drafted to be a camp arm) but it’s quite another to have to play and then be pitted against the defenses of the Pats and Jets (the only teams he’s played serious minutes against) and now the Bills. McDaniels has made it very simple for him and his 5.1 average pass completion stat reflects that.
-I’ve read out in the ether that Waddle and/or Hill may be put on punt/kickoff duty for this tilt and why not? Leveraging your speed guys/playmakers and giving them extra touches seems like good thinking to me.
Attack The Rook: The Fins have an undrafted young ‘un playing slot corner by the name of Kader Kohou. Though he’s generally played well (10 pass breakups and an INT) expect the Bills to rotate Diggs and Davis into that spot to take advantage of the 5’10” freshman.
See you down below.
Mike McDaniel looks like half a dozen computer animation dorks I work with.
Im not sure what exactly is happening in game right now but, boy, Mr Champion Brady sure happened to leave the division before it got HOT.
Hypothetical case where Lamar! goes to the Jets would make the division even more Meastly. Second hypothetical case where Brady goes to the Dolphins would be potentially hilarious.
I’m reaching for the Skyler to find my patience because Thompson needs to throw the ball out sooner
Could this be slipping away Jenny?
God damn!
Can’t believe there’s still more than a quarter to play. This game won’t be done until 2 p.m.
Maybe 2pm in commie gay space laser country, but here in Real America it’ll be 5.
I wipe my ass with an American flag
As soft as America has gotten, I bet it works better than Charmin. – Faux News
Dont blame the Dolphins secondary from keeping the CDC recommended 6 foot distance from Beasley
Jesus, Bills. It’s not like Buffalo residents’ hearts are in good shape to start with.
Bills Facebook has made the joke that this is their cardio for the week
Is Buffalo just trying to get all their derps out before the later playoff rounds?
If only that actually worked!
[remembers 52-17]
It’d be a change in direction for the franchise, but perhaps yes.
On the downside, Buffalo is playing as poorly as they possibly can.
Upside…they are still on track to win by multiple scores.
If this is real, it may be the stupidest bet ever placed
“Shut up, YOU made a stupid bet!” – Elon Musk
And there it is, we’re back to our regularly scheduled football plays
Folks!
[DOOR SWINGS OPEN]
Duval!!!!!*
[DOOR STAYS AJAR]
*j/k DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AntivaxxDown.
It’s been 2 straight series where I strongly disagree with the play calling and throws.
There it is.
Arm punt!
Christ, Romo has gotten SO STUPID
Gotten?
it’s getting markedly worse by the week
I kept waiting for Steratore to say But that’s not the rule, you dipshit.
Now that you mention it, I’ve been noticing some dead air when they cut to Steratore.
Delayed onset CTE?
Is there a The Shield Quality Assured Maximum Rock Your Stadium Music play list to ensure maximum white guy dad rock inside each and every stadium?
Wait a second, did Buffalo challenge that? Why are the officials doing their own replay review not in the last two minutes?
Buffalo needs to quit throwing 50 yard passes that aren’t getting caught. Go for a higher percentage shot or just punt on first down.
So far this game is doing a pretty good job of suming up this season.
Buffalo starting to look like they’re playing uphill.
I know damn well the Dolphins aren’t going to pull this off, but I’m still going to enjoy giving the Bills a scare.
Hey, CBS graphics guy, what about you say 2 straight drops of perfectly good passes instead of 5 straight incompletions?
Also, I just woke up from a nap and what the fuck?
I very much considered the same, feel all Rip Van Winkle now, eh?
Haven’t seen a Buffalo Bill exposed like this since Silence of the Lambs
+ several horses who are saying goodbye
“I almost died for this?”
-D. Hamlin
holy shit, SPIRIT ANIMAL!!!
(see 2 posts below)
Holy Shit! Yours was not showing when I typed-that’s nuts.
THIS MIAMI DEFENSE, I CALL THE SENECA NATION BECAUSE THEY’RE MAKING BUFFALO FALL OFF A CLIFF.
Bannered!
Damar DIED for a few minutes for THIS SHIT, Josh??
I am loving this so, so much.
Not me. The people of Florida do NOT deserve two nice things in one weekend.
While he hasn’t been involved in any special teams play, I feel like the trickster god DOINK has made his presence felt today nonetheless.
What a play! Disappointing Dolphins hilariously leading is wild
and you thought your sports erection was massive YESTERDAY…
Buffalo O-line needs some improvement. Allen is getting felt up by the Fins way too much.
Did you see what we was wearing? Come on, he was asking for it.
He wouldn’t be standing out there all exposed under center if he didn’t want it
Well, that was dumb
and we covered!
At least one of us is getting paid!
(stares at betting slip that is mocking me)
The betting slip (artist’s conception):
So…that just happened.
Derp Down
SUDDEN CHANGE 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
So is the reason they call Tracy Wolfson as “The Mole” because she’s really good at getting information out of players and coaches?
It’s surprising that this game is pretty close.
It shouldn’t be. Buffalo got too cocky and let Miami come off the mat.
Holy shit, Fightin’ Weaselos beat the Fightin’ Horatios, in Hartford!
I mean, yes they should probably have reviewed it automatically, but taking a timeout with 7 seconds left in the half isn’t the worst thing as you’re probably not going to need it
NAWT A FACKIN CATCH
Okay, Damar Hamlin dying and resurrecting on the field is a miracle and a celebration of life.
This dying and resurrecting is just showing off!
Rex Ryan should be an official to cover all the are the feet in calls
Much like the spelling of “Wednesday,” the fact that Buffalo’s mascot is derived from the city and not the team name (Bills) is something we should talk about more
Oh, and Wednesday is spelled that way because it’s Woden’s Day. We just don’t pronounce the middle D because we are lazy shits
I always assumed it had something to do with the Nintendo Entertainment System
The only weird one is Saturday, which is apparently ‘bath day’, so we have:
Sun Day, Moon Day, Tiw’s Day, Woden’s Day, Thor’s Day, Frigg’s Day, and GO WASH YOURSELF YOU FILTHY HEATHEN Day
woot woot – 34 points, just need the 10 to cover
Well this is an interesting game now
SUDDEN CHANGE!
Oh my.