Oh Boy! Rotational Thursdays with Litre.

Good January to you!

/Lights smoke.

/Offseason here we come. I’ll start with a TWBS classic.

So Thursdays eh? Yep The illustrious BFC and I will be splitting duties this offseason due to both of us being too busy and have too many crippling addictions to each have a night every week to ourselves.

Wine Time!

If you are newer around here I attempt to provide tips to make wine buying easier at the liquor store, winery, restaurant, bar, and grocery store (in US). Last year’s wrapup you can find here which has links to all of the wine stuff through last offseason. Please leave comments on what you would like to know more about and any questions which I can hope to answer for you.

This week let’s talk about wine tastings!

I was recently at a tasting with Mrs. Cola that took place at a wine store. It was a 100 percent Italian tasting which I thought would help to continue my learning about that country’s wine, as if you recall I skirted the country all those years ago when I passed my diploma. It also helps that I moonlight in an Italian restaurant (am in fact working right now as you read this).

Rule 1 and I can’t stress this enough. Do NOT wear Axe body spray, or Brut, or cologne, or perfume. Be smell neutral. I shit you not these 2 ladies were doused in so much perfume the whole damn room smelled like them. There were 14 booths and every single damn one smelled like Chanel Cooch.

When you are in the umbrella of people around a booth it is perfectly reasonable to just stick your arm out to the vendor for whatever he is pouring. If you want to be picky then wait your turn for the front of the line. Usually you get to the point where your palate is shot and just want to get some more wine in you so reach out like a panhandler. If you are at a cellar door just wait your damn turn, they will get to you. Be as nice as possible to the people behind those counters because there is always something open that isn’t on the tasting menu and you will get some.

Ask the wine rep about the wine, terroir, vineyard etc do not engage in chit chat when there is a line of people behind you. All that person wants to do is sell their wares and keep moving. They do NOT want to hear about your vacation 37 years ago to Paris where you had a good wine this one time….. This rule differs if you are at a cellar door and you are the only one in there. Tell ALL your stories as that person is probably bored and you will get to drink all the stuff below the counter.

Take notes. After you make the rounds then you can see whether you truly liked certain wines or if it was just the booze talking. When you are bouncing from winery to winery use your notes to order wine from your fave wineries as temptation is to always buy a few bottles at each place. By the end you are hammered and buying mediocre stuff just for the hell of it.

 

The travel story of the day is the circumstances where I met my Thursday post partner BFC here in Canadia.

He had stated in an Open Thread that he was coming to our fine city for someone’s stag and would be able to meet up for a drink. (Incredibly random the DC to Calgary stag)

Hooray, my first real life DFOer, other than BC Dick!

Well, as a good Canadian gentleman I brought a bag of really strong weed cookies which I had made from BC Dick’s weed butter. This stuff is so strong that if you have too much of it then you feel like you are on LSD. BFC told me that he doesn’t indulge but he would be sure to pass it on to the stag. I gave a stern warning that these were not to be messed with and that the lads should start small and then take more if needed. Once when I overindulged I stared at my pint of Guinness in a pub for 20 minutes straight and then ran into the trees by said pub because apparently I needed nature.

We proceeded to have a couple shots of Jamesons and chat for a bit.I was to be on my way as he was still involved at a dinner with the lads. Gave him the cookies with another warning, be careful.

As I was leaving I stopped in the bathroom and two younger gentlemen entered at the same time.

“Did you get some of those cookies from BFC?”

“Yeah, he said his buddy brought them and that they were strong, but I ate two.”

I chuckled, and can only imagine the carnage that ensued afterwards as they truly were like being on acid.

Also, I am watching Milf Manor on TLC so I will break all that down as well in the coming weeks. This is what Liz Lemon and Jack Donaghy predicted and I am here for it.

 

It’s Thursday in January, drink a Syrah.

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- A pugs best friend. - Wine drinker. - Loves to use the letter U behind O. - Iggles fan, Fulham FC (Mighty Whitey) supporter, Cavalry FC Ultra. - One of the resident futbol freaks at the clubhouse.
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Fronkenshteen

Home from Ubering. Still caffeinated as hell. Can’t sleep. My sleep schedule is mangled since the JMU kids came back. I’ve been wagering on Australian A-League Soccer every night because FanDuel livestreams the matches sans commentary. I know nothing about Aussie lesser footy. This morning’s parlay is Correct Score: Newcastle Jets 0-2 Brisbane Roar (because Bluey lives there) / Over 11.5 corners / 2 shots on goal by a guy on Brisbane named (I swear to god) Reno Piscopo. A buck gets me $120.

Mr. Ayo

BOTG: The Crazy Car! series in development?

LongtimeLionsLoser

As the parent of two very young boys, “Because Bluey lives there” is absolutely sound logic for a bet.

I need to learn more of your gambling tips. Do you have a newsletter, perhaps?

2Pack

If I were to visit MILF Manor, would my go to fragrance of Old Spice be appropriate?

Gumbygirl

This stuff drives the ladies wild

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2Pack

Yeah but my Ninja skills are weak, I’d be a big push over.

Sharkbait

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Dunstan

Alright, I’m gonna eat some BBQ, drink some bourbon, and watch Top Gun Maverick.

I think this entitles me to U.S. citizenship.

LongtimeLionsLoser

The pressing question there is which bourbon?

Sharkbait

Asking the important questions.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I think something manly but not so secretly comfortable with its feminine side would be appropriate. So I’d suggest Angel’s Envy or Widow Jane, or maybe one of the High West special expressions like Campfire to get you out of your shirt and into an intense recreational sporting event.

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LongtimeLionsLoser

I’ve opted for Maker’s Mark Cask Strength tonight, which is a favorite of mine. It’s manly in the heat from the ~120 proof, but the fruit taste that comes through in the finish is really soft and pleasant.

Dunstan

I’m well stocked with scotch, but my bourbon options are the moment consist of Basil Hayden and.. uh, Basil Hayden.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Of all the bourbons owned by Jim Beam, that’s probably my favorite.

LongtimeLionsLoser

Then I invite you over to try Maker’s Mark Cask Strength or Booker’s. I like Basil Hayden, but the two former bourbons (in the Beam-controlled group) top Basil Hayden to me.

I don’t know much about much, but I have 200+ bottles of bourbon for the sampling.

2Pack

Do you own a gun? That may be a requirement in certain states.

Sharkbait

Damn. I need to go to a vineyard tasting with you Litre. DFOCon Napa?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Personally I find Napa a bit lame. Paso Robles is cooler.

Sharkbait

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Doktor Zymm

Sonoma is where it’s at, specifically Windsor and Healdsburg

Sharkbait

Next time I’m in LA, I will attempt to make a trip up to wine country.

*After a quick google, its a 6 hour drive. I’ll be seeing if I can fly up there.

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Sharkbait

My father lives in studio city and has his pilots license. I’d see if he’d be interested in heading up. I doubt it would take a lot of arm twisting.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wait, would there be room in the plane for me? I have a pilot’s license too! I have not flown in ages, though.

Sharkbait

Looks like we’ll have to meet at KSMO.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If he’s in Studio City it seems more likely he’d fly out of Van Nuys. When planning your trip look at flights into Burbank – might be more convenient.

Sharkbait

I know he’s flown out of both. Unsure which one is “home base”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If you and I sit down and talk about TBBoDD you can write the whole thing off as a business trip!

Sharkbait

Now you’re taking!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Lol, sharky is going to end up in Temecula

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Paso, etc. are much closer.

SonOfSpam

I would do that. Yes. I would definitely do that.

Sharkbait

Believe me, once plans are in place for a California trip, I’m sending up a signal flare here.

Dunstan

Earlier this week, the great BBQ place near me was offering 40% off their big meal packs of food. I reluctantly passed because I had groceries I needed to use and also, that’s a lot of food.

Well, today the deal was on again, so I’ve got a “lunch platter” for four (or one Andy Reid) headed my way. I have rationalized this on the grounds that (1) it’s too good a deal to pass up, and (2) hey, leftovers!

On the drinking front, I made a batch of rosemary simple syrup earlier this week, so I’m working on some new cocktails as well as revisiting this Sharkbait guest star.

WCS

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

LSUfreek should do one of these of Britt Reid breaking out of jail this way.

Doktor Zymm

You can always freeze stuff! I still have a chunk of smoked turkey in my freezer because I was not able to eat a Thanksgiving dinner for 6 over the space of 3 days. I should do something with that soon, maybe soup but seems kind of a waste

Dunstan

Put it in a pot of beans!

LongtimeLionsLoser

“This tip brought to you by Jim Tomsula.”

Sharkbait

Oh fuck yeah, that one was good.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Bludso’s?

ballsofsteelandfury

I think he’s too far west for Cripso’s

Dunstan

Yep.

Doktor Zymm
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I really gotta watch this movie.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Best I can do is listen to the soundtrack I guess, once Achtung Baby finishes.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Holy shit this is solid.

Doktor Zymm

It’s a classic, one of my all time favorites

If you use VLC media player I can send you a ripped version

BugEyedBoo

Will second that. You really need to watch Repo Man.

Senor Weaselo

I kept initially reading it as “The Generic Opera” and I have no idea why.

King Hippo

Wait, doesn’t everyone just buy wine based on the coolness of the bottle/label?

BugEyedBoo

That’s how I make my beer choice.

Alex_Demote

but hippo all the boxes of wine at my local donk-mart just have ‘WINE’ written on the front in times new roman

Doktor Zymm

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

We used to buy this stuff all the time. Well, not *all* the time, but a few times.

https://www.bcca.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Generic-Cans.pdf

King Hippo

Anything to drink away the 2022 season is GOLD in Donksville

Doktor Zymm

If I’m at Bevmo, it best be buy on get one for 2 cents

Horatio Cornblower

I did that the last time I bought wine, told the store owner it was for a friend who’d made a career milestone and he made me put it back and get a new one.

Horatio Cornblower

Renovation Update: My suggestion that I put the two cans of Coors decorated to look like footballs, which we took from my Grandmother’s house when she moved roughly 25 years ago and which have never been opened, into the ceiling as a time capsule of our own has been firmly vetoed.

Apparently some killjoys around here don’t like the idea of 25+ year old Coors can exploding and dribbling through the new ceiling.

Doktor Zymm

If they haven’t exploded yet, they’ll be fine! Even if they freeze, they’ll do better than the pipes which will simultaneously freeze.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

EASTER BEERS!

In college we used to paint beers leading up to Easter and then hide them. One year our idiot dorm presidents bought toxic paint so instead of drinking any of the found beers we played baseball with them in the courtyard.

herodotus450

Someday, in the not so distant future, it won’t make any sense to ask “does a tree falling in the forest make a sound” since all forests will have been long ago been vaporized in the Great Psychic War against the trees. Instead we will ponder “does a hidden Netflix tab still consume data?”

Alex_Demote

Somewhere deep in the barren steppe of Mongolia, a single small forest remains. One of its few precious trees falls. The world is alerted by a push notification that shows the footage and audio. No one discovers whether it made a sound because everyone closed the window after refusing to sit through 5 unskippable pre-roll ads. This is life in 2024, welcome back to the brink

Doktor Zymm

In the glass tonight: Curran Grenache Gris
According to the label, in winter I should pair it with stews and braised meats, while in summer it can be a “stand-alone wine” or pair with other stuff. I’m having some macadamia nuts with it, which is not a stew or meat, so HAPPY SUMMER FELLOW SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE DWELLERS!

Doktor Zymm

I’m enjoying it so far!

LongtimeLionsLoser

All this drinking talk made me crack a bottle of Maker’s Mark Cask Strength. Great cherry notes on the finish.

Alex_Demote

speaking of milf manor, did anybody find a copy of Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama? After seeing the poster in the Guttersnipe post from a couple days ago, I really wanted to watch it but my local Hollywood Video went out of business before I was born.

Also apparently they made a sequel:

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LongtimeLionsLoser

You can rent the original on Amazon Prime.

Alex_Demote

Oh fuck yes. I know what I’m doing tonight

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Going bowling?

Horatio Cornblower

Pretty sure he’s jerking off.

BC Dick

You only need one hand to bowl

King Hippo

Back when Dennis Miller was still funny – let he who has a free hand cast the first stone

LongtimeLionsLoser

I actually watched this when I was like 12.

It’s hysterical when the little horny devil thing comes out in the bowling alley.

scotchnaut

/watching SMU/Memphis

Announcer: “Memphis is taking SMU to town!”

Color Guy: “Damn Right! To that town where the players shouldn’t be after sundown!”.

Announcer: “You might want to walk that back.”

Color Guy: “Agreed. They shouldn’t be there after 3PM!”

BC Dick

These wines should all be tasted from your finest Tupperware containers or, failing that, your cleanest dog dish. That tip comes straight from the horse’s mouth, chums.

WCS

Cheers, genitals!

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Doktor Zymm

If you’re ever in Chicago around your birthday, there’s a bar that will give you a free shot of Jaeger from the ass of a rubber pig

King Hippo

but you NEVAR go ass to mouth!!

BC Dick

I guess rubber would be fine too

Doktor Zymm

It’s more inclusive to keep it kosher and halal

King Hippo

Halal Butthole would be a fine ska band name

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s my safe word

Game Time Decision

Gently used rubber pig?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I probably won’t get into my cups tonight so I will not proceed to be unforgivable about this, but if I was getting into my cups these are the kinds of songs I would play tonight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lght4jOQah8

Alex_Demote

I’m gonna be honest I only clicked play because the hog in the thumbnail told me to

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You wouldn’t automatically click on a James song? How about a Harvey Danger one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNH82_MaBvA

Alex_Demote

If this doesn’t prove that grunge is back, I don’t know what does

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

How about Rilo Kiley? You must at least have some love for Jenny Lewis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueDKrZKYons

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

JENNY LEWIS: [finishing recording her vocals] All right, looks like we got it.

BLAKE SENNETT: It sounds great. But what will we call the song?

JENNY: How about “Accidental Death”?

BLAKE: I love it! Tim, write that title down.

TIM TEBOW: [who is in the studio for some reason] Will do!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Pretty sure the helicopter caught fire after it crashed, Kobe’s body wouldn’t have cooled off until much later.

Alex_Demote

I listened to each of these and they were good, but none can top my most played track of the year “Black Screen Rain and Thunder 8 Hours, Relaxation Sleep Aid”

herodotus450

Maybe It Just Means More(R) up in Canada, but I’m starting to think the crowd noise is being juiced in Montreal

Game Time Decision

It needs to be in both languages, so of course it’s louder.

Horatio Cornblower

God, as much as I loved him tWBS’s taste in music was right down there with his ability to play poker.

Anyhoo, in today’s update of “Hey, what if we combined Covid with a kitchen/bathroom gut renovation?” I have progressed to basically just having a miserable head cold, (and truth be told I could probably butch it up a little on that), my son has just had Covid hit him and is laid out in his basement “apartment”, (fold-out couch in the basement), and the demolition phase is complete other than the now-confirmed-but-long-suspected need to replace the original iron plumbing, which will happen tomorrow.

Today they took the ceiling down from the kitchen area, which exposed the area between the ceiling and the second floor from two of the other 3 first floor rooms, (does your house not have two floors? Pity), and we have discovered so much shit, (literally, in the case of numerous piled of fossilized cat turds), including dozens of women’s stockings, (that’s not creepy at all), baseball cards, (Mint condition? Let’s say…no), old birthdays cards, glass medicine bottles, and correspondence from the ’50’s. My wife is now, and I am being 100% truthful on this, standing on a ladder with a headlamp on her head, a rake in one hand and a garbage can in the other clearing all of this stuff out, hoping against hope that, for some reason, the previous owner’s left a couple of gold bars in between the floors.

ballsofsteelandfury

You may want to advise her to wear a mask. You don’t want 70 year old dust up your nostrils.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“DON’T FUCKING CLAMJAM ME YOU FUCKHEAD!” – Virginia McCaskey

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That old biddy sure does get around!

Horatio Cornblower

Mask, goggles, hoodie pulled over hear head.

Looked sort of like casual day at the CDC

Doktor Zymm

That between floor crap actually sounds pretty interesting to look through, it’s like an accidental time capsule where people weren’t trying to make a good impression on future people they assume will be exactly like them except with flying cars

Horatio Cornblower

Some of was. Some of it was just so damn dirty it had to go. We did save a birthday card the previous owner gave to her husband. Going to look to have the framed and put up somewhere in the house, assuming we live long enough.

ballsofsteelandfury

I cannot wait to hear about MILF Manor!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I guess I’ll pick up my side of the Calgary story….next week. Same bat time, same bat channel.

herodotus450

Looks like the Montreal equipment manager accidentally washed their uniforms with his lucky blue hat

LongtimeLionsLoser

Is “Chanel Cooch” a fragrance that is sold at Nieman Marcus? I’m always looking for gifts for Dr. Mrs. Loser.

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LongtimeLionsLoser

Definitely qualifies for the tagline “fine retailers everywhere.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“How fun, I love Rotational Thursdays!” – Sage Rosenfels

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Alex_Demote

And on the anniversary of the Helicopter play, no less

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Which is even funnier because today’s the 3rd anniversary of Kobe Bryant dying in a helicopter crash.

Doktor Zymm

I thought I only had to be awake if I was a sheeple, are we just all running around being conscious and alert now?

WCS

That would make you WOKE which I can’t tell is good or bad.

Alex_Demote

Did you hear what the pilot said to the landing pad right before he missed and hit the cliff? KOBE!!

Alex_Demote

how do I delete this

ballsofsteelandfury

Don’t see why you would want to

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

– God, contemplating Kobe’s post-retirement “redemption”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Alternately

– the guy who filed the original flight plan that neglected to account for the giant mountain that would be in the helicopter’s way

Doktor Zymm

We don’t do delete, only edit. We are the opposite of Twitter and we will damn well stay that way!

Senor Weaselo

I’m still proud of my banner comment from that, which made the Final Four of the banner tournament!

Dok, at this point you need to just come to NYC to collect your hot sauce. I’ll buy you a drink at Apotheke and everything! (Not Martiny’s, you need to book that well in advance.)

ballsofsteelandfury

Not Rotational Saturdays though.

– Kobe

Doktor Zymm

We best be getting BFCs follow up on that story next week!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ask and thee shall receive!

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Alex_Demote

Meiomi pino instead of a syrah tonight, sorry to disappoint. But it’s putting in WORK

yeah right

Always a rock solid choice.

Alex_Demote

that shit hits way too far above its weight class

Alex_Demote

such a well rounded product, they really nailed it

Alex_Demote

I’ve decided tonight’s the night to test how well my blood sugar medicine works. Bring on the pizza and booze

scotchnaut

Alex Demote. Pharma. WHO YA GOT?

Alex_Demote

Gimme Pfizer over Eli Lilly, but I’m also taking the under

Game Time Decision

BloodSugarMedsMagic!?!