It seems like this would have happened before, probably on multiple occassions. But no – this is the first, and sure to be quite the drunken event. So much so, they moved the kickoff time up like 2.5 hours (10:00, ESPN+).
Gots to respect y’all’s #PrudeGame, Inglen.
Wakey’s Red Devils have already won the Cursed Caribou Cup, and achieved their primary goal (qualify for Shempions through league position), while this would make the 2nd leg in City of Men’s treble stool (don’t get too excite, Germany – ain’t THAT type of stool).
Will there be differential motivation? No. It’s a fookin’ Derby.
Will there be differential quality? Yes. It’s Pep’s City of Men.
Will you watch? Yes, fuck else you gonna do today?
My ribs hurt, so I am done typing. Tune in to see all your Manc favoUrites, from Kevin the Broom and Hulk SMASH!, to perhaps even ol’ Slabhead. Or is he hurt? I dunno, been taking elephantine amounts of drugs.
Also, this tune is an absolute banger, and I will fight anyone who contests such.
Switching my internet from Comcast to Verizon, so when connecting to the new network I had occasion to notice that one of my lovely neighbors has named their wifi network ‘Shitonmydick’
Oh, man, yuck. They need to learn how to wipe better.
Or maybe get a bidet.
They must get some epic skid marks, maybe that’s why the laundry room is always so gross
Debating whether I should take on the project of creating a collection (in order) of every single song ever played on MTV’s “120 Minutes”. Someone has already documented the shows so it’s just a matter of collecting the mp3’s.
Someone put together a giant Spotify list, too. I probably shouldn’t do this, but I’m going to at least start, because it irritates me that music is no longer something you can enjoy without using a streaming service.
BBQing chicken for the first time in ages. It’s like I’ve never done it before, hopefully I don’t mess up too bad
/will over cook in worst case to avoid the medium rare chicken, yuck
I cooked some chicken thighs on my gas grill a few nights ago and honestly it always seems like more trouble than it’s worth.
Are you doing beer can? Maybe spatchcock? Whole bird on the spit? Kebabs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZpfR9PphaY&ab_channel=AnimalsWorld
This needs the Curb Your Enthusiasm music.
I was thinking “at least we can leer at the Women’s World Cup this summer”…but for some reason it ain’t start until 20 July.
There have been so many wonderful surprises in this Battlebots finale.
I want to start up Succession but I hate making non-binding time commitments. This was easier when still married, because binge watching >>> talking about Hippo’s myriad shortcomings.
It’s a well-scripted, well-acted show about loathsome people who will screw over anyone to get what they want.
I already saw Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad and Mad Men, though, so I feel no real need to watch that again but set in a 2020’s boardroom.
Plus all of Succession’s characters are hateful, with none of Veep’s stream of acid takedowns.
The Dodgers just need to go all out and turn Chavez Ravine into LGBTQ Caligula for a night. Only gay kisses on the kiss cam. Include pronouns for each batter on the scoreboard. The promotion is baseballs with top surgery scar seams. Dodger Dog eating contest sponsored by Grindr. Hand out Butt Magazine instead of programs.
Before they reversed their stance on the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence I was thinking about wearing nun’s habits and rainbow face paint to a few games.
There will be a post-game felch around the bases!
Hey, if they can have professional pickleball, they can have professional felching.
I am catching up on Battlebots and the last two Sawblaze fights have been some of the best I’ve ever seen. Just absolutely impeccable driving in the first (round of 16), and an absolute nail-biter of a fight in the second (quarterfinal).
I just saw a picture of Mike Pence on a motorcycle. My brain is paralyzed between making a joke or calling his mommy.
Eli on a Harley is the closest equivalent I can think of, but, Eli is likable.
Eli isn’t allowed on a vehicle with less than four wheels after crashing his Little Tikes on the Giants Practice Field in his rookie season.
I’m sure he was just looking for an excuse to wear leather.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWekLP16mAo
There is a considerable betting chance Pence is a never-nude.
Was it as funny as Dukakis tanking the ’88 Presidential election?
It’s pretty bad, but since Mike’s never going to be the actual nominee it won’t have the same effect.
https://twitter.com/7Veritas4/status/1664642104633573384
Looks as though Pence blue himself in this pic.
Me: “What’s the next book we have to read for your English Lit course?”
Son: “It’s Shakespeare.”
Me: [in my head] Please, please let it be The Taming of the Shrew, A Midsummer’s Night’s Dream, Romeo and Juliet, The Merchant of Venice or Hamlet (all of which I read back in the day) “Which play?”
Son: “King Lear.”
Me: “Aww, crap!”
/It’s only 146(?) pages but what a slog
Vice (2018) – Shakespeare In Bed Scene [HD] | Spotlight – YouTube
Shakespearian is something that I understand what they are saying yet I have no clue what they are specifically saying.
As as teen, I had to read “My mistress’s eyes are nothing like the sun” for English class. First Shakespeare I was exposed to, made me think this ancient English writer was foar reelz.
The plays were difficult to get through, Hamlet paticulary. Othello was tough too, but Iago kept me interested. Best. Villain. Ever.
Reading plays is dumb. The proper way to experience a play is to watch a performance of it.
Isn’t that the one where the kids have to deal with Dad going mad while figuring out how to divvy up his empire?
I can see where that would be awkward for you.
I didn’t go too far (1500 yards) but that was one of the most invigorating swims I’ve had in a long time. The lack of sun had been really messing with my head. Really happy the weather has broken, even if for just a couple of days.
Completely agree. Got a good 4 miles in today. The harbor was looking particularly beautiful.
Finished the move. Had to take a door off the hinges for the sleeper sofa and we couldn’t get the box spring to the bedroom due to the stairs being at an insane pitch and a low ceiling. Left it downstairs with a challenge to the landlord, who loves this sort of thing and is undoubtedly going to find a way to get it up the stairs.
Back sore, knee tweaked, so basically it’s a day that ends in ‘y’
Tomorrow?
Any hoist it up through a second floor window options?
No, we checked. It would work if you took out an entire window but that’s it.
The landlord might do it though; he loves an engineering challenge.
Beer Time!
That’s good work.
[desperately searches the stands for any good-looking fan, Man City or otherwise]
-several cameramen at the moment
There it is! Woo!
City of Men, fookin legends
What year is your pretend team currently at?
October 2195, behind Pretend Bournemouth on goal differential after 9
Trophy update?
Around 125 Shempions, 170-ish Prem, 123 FA Cups. Still in the 80s for Cursed Caribou
I see Mr. Gilkey started to slip after turning 127. Perhaps he needs some motivation. Have the Pretend Board reupholster his sarcophagus.
Will fatty Kalvin even get to play?
Conceding one goal – none from open play – in the entire tournament? Using the backup keeper, no less.
The FFP bribing Oil Merchants may win the treble, but we’ll always know it’s not legitimate
Da Broom to da bench.
Fixture has gotten tastier this half.
Sancho on the left wing is an embarrassment to lesser footy. He’s an embarrassment and thank god Garnacho is on. Nacho is gonna score
All of these seem made up
If Sancho wasn’t English, he’d already been chased back to Germany
OH OH OH! IS PROM NIGHT ALREADY? THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE!
Watching lesser footy in football is such a scam. Fubo and Dazn have Brexit stuff, but it Sportsnet that gets the FA Cup final? Fuck off with that.
Anyway, what least this illegal stream is really good
GUNDO!
Oh boy.
My ex-NASL playing buddy predicts that Man U will be lucky to get to 30% possession.
ESPN currently says 64-36.
Yeah, I sent my buddy a text about that because I’ll never pass up a chance at being snarky.
that escalated…immediately
Watching the replay, that was a total of literally six touches from the start of the game, right?
https://twitter.com/EmiratesFACup/status/1664997796817281026
That’s amazing, and he’s at best their 3rd-most valuable player. What a ridiculous team.
And I say that admiringly.
Final games for Series A this weekend… and few people give a shit. Napoli had it wrapped up a month ago and while spots 2-4 may move a bit, they are all locks for Champs league next year. I hope to run into Marika next week at the beach. Wearing less than this would be better.
Imagine all the sunscreen she will need, a proper gentleman would no doubt feel obliged to lend a hand.
I would glady share some of my coco butter with the fine lady.
Good God!
They’re Peppy and De Bruyne,
Yes, Peppy and De Bruyne
One is a genius
The others passes are insane.
They’re Peppy, Peppy and De Bruyne, Bruyne, Bruyne…