TGIF! Happy indictment week everyone. Make a cursory check of your bathrooms for lost boxes and superfulous chandeliers.
Survival – Personal Edition
Feeling frisky? Ready to get out there and hit that dating scene again? While it will end in tears, here are a few tips to at least make sure it ends in tears with someone nice looking.
- Use flattering photos. Make sure to include a few with a dog and/or cat. If you’ve got any young nieces/nephews, post those as well.
- When talking about yourself, use euphemisms. For example, and this is totally hypothetical, instead of saying you’re unemployed you can describe yourself as looking for a new challenge.
- This doesn’t apply to any of us, but if you’re not, at least seem to be rich. In your ramblings about your likes include references to luxury products, cars, destinations, etc. Or just reword a recent Dok vacation.
- This also definitely doesn’t apply to anyone here, but seem interesting. Google what the hot trends are in hobbies, and list a few of those as your interests. Make sure to keep those browser tabs open so you can answer questions about those great interests of yours.
- Again, no applicable here, but seem cultured. Research the latest highbrow books, arts, music, and movies. Get familiar with the titles and cliff notes of a few and list them as recent influences on your viewpoint.
- Be positive. In the off chance you had a previous breakup, do not mention it. Do not allude to it. Your profile should read like you’ve never dated before.
Alright, that should be enough to get you going. Yes, the majority of your likes will be fatties, but look in the mirror sport. Also, remember you’re trying to date online for a reason, so keep those expectations in check. None of the ladies below are swiping on Bumble for a date.
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Survival – Species Edition
Time to put the sexy in Friday!
Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to what’s most important: Commenting and drinking!
Ola!
Chillin with TAJ.
Don’t tell anyone but it’s his birthday.
Happy Friday!
Tell him congrats on another lap around Sol.
Congratulations!
He’s son number 3 and I’m number 4. He’s 16 months older and already retired.
Why the fuck am I still working?
Woooooooooo, Happy Birthday Taj!
Happy MF birthday Taj!
The best DJ I barely know. HB!
Also a Twitter account called Rugby in the Buff
Great idea. Next week, Sexy Friday presents: DFO in the Buff.
Submit your photos now!
A much nicer version of my pics I’ll be taking when I get drunk.
…and the coup de’ grace:
Caribbean beaches > Maine beaches. But the people watching up here is fantastic. So much white trash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0R6QO9LooI&ab_channel=MartianBoy87
It’s a different breed of trash, but trash all the same.
Today I learned that there is an IG account called Rugby Butts
https://www.instagram.com/rugbybutts/?hl=en
The internet always delivers.
And a related site, rugbybuttswithswampazz
Forgive me if I’ve used this batch. I’ve lost all track of my system I had going
Purple is your look, #12.
All is forgiven.
/ as if they are picky about any Sexy Friday content
I really enjoyed the probably deleted images
Thank you Mr Ayo, a fine presentation this week as usual. I’d like a date with lady number 12 this week. She looks like she could use a nice seafood dinner.
What a coincidence. I’m heading out with #11 this week. Double date it is.
We’ll get Marika to do the grillin while we do the chillin.
https://twitter.com/profootballtalk/status/1669852828863541249
Guesses? My money (hah!) is on Daniel Jones.
A.A. Ron?
Todd Marinovich lost eight million grams of drugs since 2002.
Please let it be Jalen Ramsey
I’m hoping for Deshawn Watson. Would be poetic justice, and the Brownsiest thing evah!
In my heart I just know it’s going to be one of My Raiders.
It’s Zeke. Feels right.
Had a 2 hour nap tonight and still going to bed before midnight. Love being old
What is this midnight you speak of? Is that pee time?
That and 5 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGTpw_9o65w
Love the hand placement by the gentleman on the right.
He has learned well.
I bet her dad appreciates that too.
Barbarella is on TCM
Simon Le Bon is in that from what I understand.
Followed by Earth Girls Are Easy, which was kinda fun.
I watched it. Never saw it before, it was cute as a bug. And Jeff Goldblum back in the day- oh zaddy, I feel a little warm in my bits! Where did I put that chicken….
This would dovetail nicely with my court-mandated disclosure about Megan’s Law…
I’m surprised it took this long.
Fuck, I was going to grill hot dogs. I am out of gas!!! Gonna hafta air fry them instead, which works surprisingly well. Here’s a fabulous babe for Sexy Friday
“Great head.”
–Her ex boyfriend and hair stylist
You can boil hot dogs and then drink the water. Win-Win
Sup
Gday, hungry? You look famished. Here, eat, eat.
I’ve eaten a LOT today. Leftover garlic babka was amazeballs, lox and bagel for lunch, big Italian dinner, ice cream sandwich afterwards. So full. Time to pass out.
Don’ forget yer whisky! – local neighboUrhood Scot
Evening all. I have a new goal in life
Step 1: buy this lingerie
Step 2: find a woman
Step 3: convince them to wear it
Step 4: ????
Seems a waste to pay for clothing that you just want to take off. But good luck!
All clothing is clothing we want to take off. It’s practically our motto!
Then how come I get getting my selfies taken down?
With the exception of the garter and stockings on occasion… I would agree with that.
Dems nice hips and aint need no dressin.
She matches that outfit you wore to the wedding!
You’re not the first to notice my affinity for red and black
Those were my high school colors
Those were my college colors
2 of my favorite teams use them
My car is red…. my winter coat is red
If I get a souivinoyr t-shirt it’s almost always red
I always wanted to be red ranger and my favorite ninja turtle was Raphael
It’s a vicious cycle
They were our high school colors too.
So when DFO Vegas happens, you’ll be camped at the roulette table?
Yes.
Wearing the jacket from the wedding
It’s a lotta look, but you pull it off beautifully!
Since it’s Sexy Friday™ here’s a store in West L.A., Santa Monica BL & Sawtelle.
I drive through this intersection once a month, and this store wasn’t there last month. If you like big-titted gals (and who doesn’t, bless their hearts) this is probably the place to be.
I took this photo from my car, although it’s actually a light truck.
That’s a wonderful intersection. Very close to the Nuart
NuArt is just to the left.
Why aren’t you crashing the US Open?
I would assume traffic, but you know your way around the area.
That golf course is right next to UCLA but I swear it’s still hidden. I know almost nothing about it.
Also I hate golf.
We get the world we all deserve…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W2E6jNXzBE
Question about the US-Mexico match yesterday. Why weren’t there a whole lot more red cards?
AGREED!!!!!!
The ref was not in control of the match at all. He let too much shit happen, which just incited both teams and the crowd.
Yous should have more suspended for Sunday. Just sayin. No worries though yes got Gregggggg coming back for 3 years.
IMO bad idea jeans.
INSIDE BRICK’S MAJOR APPLIANCES, PART II
Here’s my oven’s royal blue interior. I’ve had it eight months and I’ve never used it; it is simply too beautiful. Thankfully, I have a kick-ass toaster oven. Thank you for your time.
That’s a beautiful oven Brick. I’d ruin that stove with a reverse seared steak and baked potato right now.
I have the perfect vintage (1920s) cast iron skillet for that. That’s how I used to cook New York Strips on my old range; seared on the stovetop then finished in the oven to perfection. Alas, no more. Come on over and we can boil some steaks together.
Gumby has a Navy buddy, Al Rivera. He came over to our house in Scotland to make an “authentic” meal. Told me to stay out of the kitchen, he was doing everything. He fired up the grill and started a big pot of water on the stove, which I assumed was for beans or something. I was so wrong. He had a nice looking flank steak marinating, I figured he knew what he was doing. Until I went out to the kitchen to get a beer, just in time to see him put that lovely meat straight into the boiling water. Oh hell no. I fucking left for the pub. Gumby said it was one of the grossest things he ever ate, like chewing on a tire.
Makes me think of Chef in Apocalypse Now: “I looked in there and man, it was turning gray.”
My brother wouldn’t shut up about the local butcher, and how awesome their strip steaks were. So he finally brings some over, and it was a crime, what he had done to those steaks.
Did you ever play ‘chemistry set’ as a kid, where you empty all the cleaners under the kitchen sink into a bucket to see what would happen? I think he had done that with what was in his fridge, to make a marinade. Dr. Pepper, Worcestershire sauce, mayonnaise, pancake syrup, who knows? Then he let them sit in that concoction overnight. He gets them out of the plastic bags they were sitting in and they were gray. Gray all the way through before it got anywhere near the grill. Those things were nasty.
I just read a comment on a cooking discussion where someone said that you shouldn’t season your steak with pepper because it will burn. Um, ok, haven’t encountered that but maybe? But then the dude goes on to say that he marinates all his steaks in soy and Worcestershire sauce.
Fuck, maybe if you gave me a really cheap, tough cut, I might resort to that, but I ain’t taking steak advice from that guy.
Lovely! I also prefer a toaster oven
It’s so blue! And clean! My stove is the most basic model Kenmore ever made. Seriously, it only has one oven rack, WTAF? The only good thing I can say about it is that it’s gas.
I am envious. I cleaned my oven this week and the best I could do was get it to “sort of clean.”
The secret is to never use it
Cotes du Rhone here. Been a long week.
Today, Decilitre basically declared it pyjama day at school. When questioned, “Everyone else forgot.”
The whole school?
“Yeah, they don’t listen.”
Decilitre has it figured out.
He is 6, a knucklehead but at least I didn’t have to come pick him up due to him choking out a kid that stole his lego….allegedly.
BC Dick get that youngster his NRA membership yet?
No but BC Dick took his lessons and is licensed now.
I’ll teach the boy. No mercy for the clothed.
Good on him for not succumbing to the tyranny of hard pants
Starting my weekend with a sazerac. Cheers, all!
Cheers, fancy sir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP_C29ic_io
Excellent selections, good sir!
¡Gracias!
Has Pete Carroll commented on the I-95 collapse? If jet fuel can’t melt steel beams I assume regular gasoline can’t either
it’s all Classic Illuminati but yew won’t see the GLOBALIST MEDIA mention that