Sexy Friday – 20230721

TGIF! What a great weekend ahead. F1, British Open, TdF, and women’s footy! All happening while most of us sleep. Thanks, time zones!

Survival – Personal Edition

Let’s say you have a few friends around, some oars, a shell (that’s a rowing boat for those the don’t know), and a calm and straight body of water. Well then, you are now a crew team! This is all fun and games, until one of your friends falls overboard. Let’s rescue that friend!

• The first step is so obvious I can’t believe I have to tell you this. But here we are. The first step is to stop rowing! You can’t rescue your friend from afar. You have to be near.
• To the end, coordinate your rowing to navigate toward your friend. You only need to be within an oar’s length of the friend. Don’t run them over with the shell.
• The person closest to this friend should extend their oar for them to grab. As much fun as it would be, don’t hit that friend with the oar.
• Once your friend has grasped the oar, pull them in to the side of the shell.
• Hold that friend against the shell. Do not try to pull them onboard and do not let them try to climb in. That could capsize the shell and put the rest of you in the drink.
• While one person holds your friend, the rest of you should oar the shell to the nearest shore. There your friend can get out of the water and walk back to the dock.
• In the off chance your friend is injured or otherwise unable to be helped to shore with the oar and shell method, you’ll have to do a water rescue. Well maybe not you, but whoever is the better swimmer.
• Swim up behind the friend. Put your dominant arm under one arm pit, reach across their chest, and grab their other arm pit with your hand.
• Now tow your friend either back to the shell or the shore using a side kick or breast stroke.

There you go, your friend is all safe and sound now. Grab a beer and mock them relentlessly for the next year.

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Survival – Species Edition

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