Only 18 more of these to go and yes, they will go by quickly. By the last one you’ll be making New Year’s resolutions and wondering why you didn’t do that thing in 2023 that you swore you would. [shakes head] You never learn…
Silly Tidbits:
-Bryce Young will be starting again next week, a time when usually the staff is trying to separate the wheat from the chaff at the bottom of each positional depth chart. He does need the reps but if he gets injured or even limps once, hellfire will rain on Reich’s head. Bryce’s o-line is doing him no favors-PFF says that he’s being pressured 46% of the time he drops to pass.
-Gronk said something about, ‘the only guy that could make me play again is Daboll’. (he also said he is washed) So of course the shitty beat reporters run over to Daboll and ask if Gronk is coming on board. Most of them have also mentioned that the Giants are hard up against the cap. There’s no money. God, I hate this shit so much some days.
-There’s oohing and aahing going on in Cowboys camp about 2nd year guy Jake Ferguson. DAK! has stated that he’s a playmaker ready to make the next step and feast on the Giants secondary for the whole of his career. Just. Great.
To the Game!
Ravens/Commandos:
-I wanted to write Bal/Was but to my fourteen year-old brain it reminded me too much of Ball Washers. So here we are.
-Remember this from the last few preseasons?: The Ravens are on a 24 game win streak. Hey, their shitty players at the end of the bench are better than yours. Harbaugh ain’t care at all about that-he’s not dressing Lamar or Pro Bowler Hundley. In their stead will be Old Unreliable Josh Johnson and 2nd year barely known Anthony Brown.
-On t’udder side of the field Sam Howell should/better get some run given that he has all of one NFL tilt in his chamber.
Enjoy tonight’s offering.
… Anyone alive over ‘ere? I’m curious – is me suggesting “struggling writers” should head over to the local BAC chapter is mean, or just helpful? 😛
I just ate this candy bar (empty wrapper shown).
It was the best thing ever. You may now proceed in life. Thank you and God bless.
It’s weird, I like all three of those things, but not together.
Chocolate, almond, and coconut?
Yes. I think it’s more of a texture thing. The coconut is kind of gummy.
I see.
I fucking love ’em. Local ice creamery makes Almond Joy and fudge ripple. Try it as a milkshake.
They’re really fun to cram up your ass. The almonds function as a de facto prostate milker!
Where the fuck is everybody? Did you drown? Are you doing homework? WTF
WTF = WFT = Washington Football Team
Look, you, I’m dying of a Third World disease [Narrator: She’s not dying] here, show a little respect for the soon to be dearly departed!
I only asked where you were, not for a sob story; I hope all is well and you have survived and smoted all your enemies in a cruel but satisfying fashion. Thank you and God bless.
Eating a dodgy kebab ain’t a third world disease y’know 😉
Sorry about that, but when the choice is between spending all night chatting or doing a complete teardown and rebuild of VAG’s somewhat infamous W12 engine… the engine wins
Just buy an electric car already. Thank you and God bless.
Firstly, the W12 is my father in-law’s (I’d never get me one of those, because I’ve always known about their reputation).
Secondly – I already have – I’ve got a RS e-tron GT (catchy name) on order alongside the R8 I traded my old R8 Spyder for.
Thirdly – Me and the wife have earmarked yet another e-tron (the Q5), since with 4 kids… we do need the three row seating, so as soon as it’s available for preorder …
And most importantly – if I had enough parking in Dublin, I’d be driving a goddamn BTR-80 to work,
just so I can watch all the hybrid-driving fucks look on with envy/disgustbecause its suspension is fucking fantastic, plus has more than enough room for the 4 kiddos in the back 🙂Btw, quick PSA – While the Phaeton has a pleasant ride and overall performance, there’s a reason why its price’s gone so down. It’s a halo car, with a lot of extraneous stuff that can easily fail on you, especially after it’s been driven awhile, hence why its prices are lower than contemporary Audis and the like (from the same general class) as fixing/maintaining it is a PITA unless you’ve got a son in law like moi that has a masochistic streak to go with his technical skills and properly stocked garage/machine shop
WASHINGTON COMMANDERS ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPS!
a brave new dawn for the Commies!
BONUS: Teh HIPPOZ all time fave cat
Is the streak over? B. Walsh looks on with some interest.
It’s beautiful here this evening, comfortable temps and a gorgeous sunset. I had a little water on my patio, so I had to clean it today. Still have some mud that washed across a low point in my sidewalk out to the back gate. There’s a greenbelt higher than my yard that’s desert landscaping, and they used dried clay as the mulch. At least the mud is pretty! It should be completely dry tomorrow, and I can sweep it off. Paging Dr. Mrs. Rikki?
I used my Shop Vac today. I wonder if she gets as excited about Shop Vacs as regular vacuums?
Powerful Suction, baby!
Oh, she’d have tried to sweep off the mud hours ago, then gotten frustrated because (surprise!) all that was happening was that it was getting smeared around, and then she’d have tried to vacuum it up. “Let it dry!” I’d shout, into the wind.
Resistance is futile.
Forgive me the potentially stupid question, buuuuuuut… Why not clean it now with a pressure washer? Surely you either have one or can borrow one from a neighbour?
WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM !
Settling into parental leave with a second kid now. I have a feeling this is gonna be my life when they’re both passed out
Nap when they do
– hippo and any experienced parents
Every picture (under 2) I have with the twins, all three of us are asleep.
I haven’t seen this many empty seats in DC since Tommy Tubberville conviened what is left of the US Defense Department leadership.
Welp, I just watched the local news. Turns out, Desert Hot Springs has been under a boil water order since yesterday. Hello cholera!
Oregon Trailing it!
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http://www.quickmeme.com/img/78/78dffec4265b2a623cede2c2f04ddf3c2776135b26e5fa0e17354ba2026d6da5.jpg
This one is better anyway
Stop trying to imitate Florida!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12422135/Donald-Trump-arraignment-betting-odds.html
The line is 273.5 for Trump’s weight at booking
I say he’s 6 ft even and 340 lbs.
I’ll take the under on height and over on weight
I’ll take the under. I bet he’s been wolfing down Ozempic and like Britt Reid wolfs down [literally any narcotic that is available in pill form].
Ozempic is an injection, so if he’s been eating it I would take the over
Does weight get publicly reported at arraignment?
If they weigh him, someone wilk leak it. It would be Un-American not to!
https://youtu.be/A63xBsJmbbc?si=XLCYG0hOyH8gwTfG
Time to parade out the new owner and pretend that everything is all good. (in between plays)
These Breast Cancer Awareness things are getting elaborate.
Troy looks like Vin Desiel
For next off season, we should have someone unbiased (GTD or Gumby?) pick a “winner” of each week’s mock draft.
And if we want to use that to make Horatio’s life easier, we could require the winner to nominate a new topic for his consideration.
How the fuck are either of us unbiased?
Or is this more a function of my bad picks?
Quiet. Accept the challenge. Then make a single pick in the mock draft. And then select that as the best one each week. Then do a bonus worst pick and make it Horatio’s initial pick.
Haha, I’m on board with this
Fine, more trustworthy than the rest of us?
“All the players are auditioning for the new owner.” Really, Joe? Stop being fucking stupid.
It’s the Commies. Can’t judge them in Year 4 of Most Glorious 5-Year Plan!
Scorpion and the frog.
Lamar is dressed up-was I lied to?
nvm
They should show a closeup of Traitor Qaren’s bullet-ridden corpse.
Oh, the Ravens are 20-4 against the spread during their streak. Walter Cherepinsky – who I used to look to for football smarts – had a theory that certain coaches actually care about winning preseason games (and others don’t), and would bet accordingly. I bet he’s made a mint off Harbaugh’s Ravens.
Jesus, just looked it up and he’s 43-12 in preseason games. I’d say he cares.
The company that manages pension benefits for my mother-in-law has been dragging their feet like crazy in terms of paying out her survivor’s share. I am wondering if they do this as a matter of policy (based on the idea that a certain percentage of spouses die within, say, six months of each other) and if so, seems like it would leave them open to a class action lawsuit from descendants.
God help us, do Rebecca Malone EVAR look a proper cunt or what??
18 more Mondays? I just connected the dots that I’ll be on parental leave the almost the entire season.
First few nights have been the exact opposite
That’s some good hussle
I thought we were calling Sam Howell Rebecca Malone? Or did I just coin that and no one else liked it?
I fuvking loved it, just that my memory is a sieve. KEEP REMINDING TEH CLASS
It’ll stick after a few years-if he makes it that far.
There’s also a theory that it wasn’t Van Gogh who sliced his ear, but rather that Paul Gauguin was the slicer
I love Minshew. That is all.
Couldn’t get the pic to show-first one to get there can toss anything up there he/she desires.
Now we can all mellow with Ben Murphy.