I feel the same way every year-excited to see the season running on all cylinders (much like Brick) and a wee bit anxious, knowing I’ve got so many of these intros to write up. Whatever, focus on the positive, Scotchy.
I do enjoy very much watching the players and am continually stunned at the physical ability that they possess. I love the strategizing, the in-game decisions made that create differing outcomes. (Hippo has a sixth sense about this) And of course I love Hippo’s Monday morning breakdowns. The anticipation of knowing that the season will bring outrageous moments of all kinds deludes me into thinking that I can still feel things. That’s important!
Squidgy Bits:
-Kelly Stafford, the raging Id married to Matthew, said on a podcast that her husband was having trouble jelling with the young ‘uns on the team. So of course Matt has to address the media about it. Stir that pot woman, put your guy on the spot.
-The Raiders were more than a bit concerned about the mental health of Chandler Jones, to the extent that they sent a crisis team member to his house. Allaying all fears, Jones took to social media and shared this IN ALL CAPS FASHION. Everything is just ducky there.
-Good News! Jimmy Graham won’t be charged by the brave and concerned police of Newport Beach for having a “medical episode”. Back the Blue people.
To The Game!
Lions/Chiefs:
-The Over. Take It: The last time Goff and Mahomes threw down the final was a beefy 54-51 final in favor of the Rams.
-For those that have Kelce, his knee is a true game-timer so pay attention. Noah Gray’s family members completely deny that the pushpins in their possession are being used for anything but the hemming of pants. Why, that doll looks nothing like Travis anyway!
-Jahmyr Gibbs (why the ‘h’?) is reaching for the sky, saying that his goal this year is 1,000 yds rushing and 500 receiving. Only McCaffrey reached those totals last year but Gibbs does have very fresh wheels.
-The Chiefs have scored no less than 33 points in their opening game since Patty wandered over center. Plus, Andy’s record is quite impressive when he’s had seven months to prepare.
-Prediction Time: Kadarius Toney will limp off the field at some point.
-Prediction Time 2: Justyn Ross of K.C. will score a TD, justifying my selection of him in Hippo’s “Math Hurts!” league. (no, I’m not playing him)
Have at it!
“It’s not a confident catch”
It’s actually just not a catch at all, Cris.
what a night for giants fans
TONEY DROPPED PASS AGAIN!
Other than your wedding and the birth of your children, would you say this is the greatest night of your life?
OTHER than? – S. Naut, Bumfuck, ON
LOLTONEY x5?
lions: running has been a good part of our game tonight
also lions: but with only 2 yard to go…lets remind the world…lol goff
Lions going to Lions
POOR BUSTER
Ooof Lions gonna lion
THIS U.S. OPEN SEMIFINALIST ARYNA SABALENKA I CALL HER NANCY REAGAN CAUSE SHE KEEPS GOING DOWN ON HER KNEES.
GIBBSFIRSTDOWN!
“Everybody but the center.”
Furiously scribbles game over in notebook after that fraidy cat punt boomed
— Some pretentious douchebag with too many G’s in his name
Is he still around? I could look, but I don’t want to.
what
Nice of KC to let the Lions hang around long enough so that people don’t change the channel early.
Everyone fretting about the refs fixing the game for the Chiefs, please keep this in mind:
I chose the Chiefs in the Survival/Eliminator Contest!
Oh. Oh, no.
as ive said before, this is the first footbaw without twitter/x running on a tab since the days of ksk
so i fire it up on my phone and dead ass rush limbaugh is on my feed
cannot wait for an AI robot to kill musk “accidentally” in 2029
Happened to me yesterday. Instant block.
Detroit’s player of the game: Toney
giants with a W days before they even take the field
STOP, scotchy can only get so tumescent!
At this point any commenter that hates on Toney is going to get a bouquet of flowers within the next three days.
Thank you. I like tulips, in case you are wondering.
There seems to be a lot of Lions fans in the stadium
the butt fucking the refs are going to give to the lions is gonna be that much more magical now
Lions Keep Fucking
Man, I though UConn couldn’t tackle.
I mean, to be clear, they can’t, but the Chiefs and Lions are supposed to be good at that.
HOLY SHIT!!!
Whoa heat lightning
As much as I’d like to blame the refs for this inevitable Chiefs win, which they very much will ensure happens, the fact is that the Lions are relying on Jared Goff to lead a 4th quarter comeback.
Well, well. Looks like the run will be delayed this morning. I’ll need to see how this one ends.
why did dan decline that
def holding is an auto first
Nick Bolton – Fred Warner comparison. Did not have that on my bingo card tonight.
Too drunk to operate my TV help me
somebody needs a shot
Alexa, send more booze
Say: “Alexa, show me the Fuck Lions.”
Alexa: “Now Showing Lion King After Dark”
See this is the kind of situation that “smart homes” should be designed around.
Have you tried turning it off. And then back on?
You showing a movie tomorrow?
Jawaan Taylor is not only in an illegal position every play, he’s moving back before the snap. How are the Lions not screaming about this?
his job as an off lineman is to protect the big $$$$ qb. there is your answer. no foul.
What would the point be? It would just inspire the NFL to treat the franchise even worse.
/just kidding obviously the NFL could not possibly treat the Detroit Lions franchise any worse.
This is gonna end 23-21 KC, chip shot at the death
Nostrapillus
oooh, me likey
Cheeky run around stopped dead by Lions D. I like.
Just take the 15 yards and annihilate Mahomes. This isn’t difficult.
see? refs still fucking the lions for dan being a wuss.
You either die the Fuck Lions or live long enough to see yourself become the Cuck Lions.
Collinsworth stumbling over simple thoughts like he’s Mitch McConnell.
*Glitch McConnell
I could use a couple more KC pts, don’t care where they come from.
ever since dan wussed out and punted the refs have been on a mission to fuck the lions
Kadarius has dropped yet another pass. I don’t want to be seem to be full of myself but JESUS CHRIST I CALLED THIS!*
*sortof
I’m not watching this game but I’m offended Gibbs isn’t getting the ball more.
/FF has ruined me
The Mahomes bail out call followed by a missed and very obvious holding call on the Chiefs.
You can go ahead and right that ‘W’ in for the Chiefs. This one’s in the barn.
We’ve reaching the “Oh, yeah. Its the Lions” part of tonight’s exhibition.
bailout flag for not going for it on 4th down earlier
karma
Madison Keys is:
a.) A locksmith service in Wisconsin
b.) A tennis player from Florida
c.) A co-ed at Arizona State who will do anything to pass this class
Please be C, please be C.
– beerrobguy
#2 earner on Onlyfans
c.
love her work on naughty america
d.) A porn actress that screams out An Empire State of Mind when she cums?
FUCKING WUSSBREATH GO FOR IT
That was chicken shit for sure.
…and the first thing I see in the 2023 NFL Season is Rodger Goodell. Is it all uphill from here or should I consider this year ruined and stop watching?
Yes…yes…
I thought it was interesting he was between the Tuco’s cousins.
Collinsworth asserting that there will never be anyone like Barry Sanders.
That’s why he gets the big bucks, folks.
still laughing at the internet saying garth brooks was a bernie bro for wearing a “Sanders #20” during a concert years ago
man, the lions have been bad for a long, LONG time
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
reba has looked 44 years old for at least 25 years
When you reach the Max Level…
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FUCK
I’m not clicking on that.
It’s OK, Gumby’ll do it accidentally while trying to order Bruce Springsteen tickets.
Great job, good job, Maestro.
Nailed it!
-Blair Walsh
Lady GaGa for Big Pharma: “Take these pills. I do!”
“Hello, I’m Lady Gaga, and I’m ready to sell out.”
ah, catching a punt on the 2 yard line
unless your last name is hester…no