“At Bloody Long Last!” Your Very First Real Game of the 2023/24 Season

I feel the same way every year-excited to see the season running on all cylinders (much like Brick) and a wee bit anxious, knowing I’ve got so many of these intros to write up. Whatever, focus on the positive, Scotchy.

I do enjoy very much watching the players and am continually stunned at the physical ability that they possess. I love the strategizing, the in-game decisions made that create differing outcomes. (Hippo has a sixth sense about this) And of course I love Hippo’s Monday morning breakdowns. The anticipation of knowing that the season will bring outrageous moments of all kinds deludes me into thinking that I can still feel things. That’s important!

Squidgy Bits:

-Kelly Stafford, the raging Id married to Matthew, said on a podcast that her husband was having trouble jelling with the young ‘uns on the team. So of course Matt has to address the media about it. Stir that pot woman, put your guy on the spot.

-The Raiders were more than a bit concerned about the mental health of Chandler Jones, to the extent that they sent a crisis team member to his house. Allaying all fears, Jones took to social media and shared this IN ALL CAPS FASHION. Everything is just ducky there.

-Good News! Jimmy Graham won’t be charged by the brave and concerned police of Newport Beach for having a “medical episode”. Back the Blue people.

To The Game!

Lions/Chiefs:

-The Over. Take It: The last time Goff and Mahomes threw down the final was a beefy 54-51 final in favor of the Rams.

-For those that have Kelce, his knee is a true game-timer so pay attention. Noah Gray’s family members completely deny that the pushpins in their possession are being used for anything but the hemming of pants. Why, that doll looks nothing like Travis anyway!

-Jahmyr Gibbs (why the ‘h’?) is reaching for the sky, saying that his goal this year is 1,000 yds rushing and 500 receiving. Only McCaffrey reached those totals last year but Gibbs does have very fresh wheels.

-The Chiefs have scored no less than 33 points in their opening game since Patty wandered over center. Plus, Andy’s record is quite impressive when he’s had seven months to prepare.

-Prediction Time: Kadarius Toney will limp off the field at some point.

-Prediction Time 2: Justyn Ross of K.C. will score a TD, justifying my selection of him in Hippo’s “Math Hurts!” league. (no, I’m not playing him)

Have at it!

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Horatio Cornblower

“It’s not a confident catch”

It’s actually just not a catch at all, Cris.

Last edited 1 year ago by Horatio Cornblower
fleshwound_NPG

what a night for giants fans

Horatio Cornblower

Other than your wedding and the birth of your children, would you say this is the greatest night of your life?

King Hippo

OTHER than? – S. Naut, Bumfuck, ON

King Hippo

LOLTONEY x5?

fleshwound_NPG

lions: running has been a good part of our game tonight

also lions: but with only 2 yard to go…lets remind the world…lol goff

Wakezilla

Lions going to Lions

King Hippo

POOR BUSTER

Sharkbait

Ooof Lions gonna lion

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS U.S. OPEN SEMIFINALIST ARYNA SABALENKA I CALL HER NANCY REAGAN CAUSE SHE KEEPS GOING DOWN ON HER KNEES.

TheRevanchist

“Everybody but the center.”

Mr. Ayo

Furiously scribbles game over in notebook after that fraidy cat punt boomed

— Some pretentious douchebag with too many G’s in his name

Horatio Cornblower

Is he still around? I could look, but I don’t want to.

fleshwound_NPG

what

Wakezilla

Nice of KC to let the Lions hang around long enough so that people don’t change the channel early.

ballsofsteelandfury

Everyone fretting about the refs fixing the game for the Chiefs, please keep this in mind:

I chose the Chiefs in the Survival/Eliminator Contest!

Mr. Ayo

Oh. Oh, no.

fleshwound_NPG

as ive said before, this is the first footbaw without twitter/x running on a tab since the days of ksk

so i fire it up on my phone and dead ass rush limbaugh is on my feed

cannot wait for an AI robot to kill musk “accidentally” in 2029

Horatio Cornblower

Happened to me yesterday. Instant block.

TheRevanchist

Detroit’s player of the game: Toney

fleshwound_NPG

giants with a W days before they even take the field

King Hippo

STOP, scotchy can only get so tumescent!

TheRevanchist

Thank you. I like tulips, in case you are wondering.

ThePirateSloth

There seems to be a lot of Lions fans in the stadium

fleshwound_NPG

the butt fucking the refs are going to give to the lions is gonna be that much more magical now

Spur

Lions Keep Fucking

Horatio Cornblower

Man, I though UConn couldn’t tackle.

Horatio Cornblower

I mean, to be clear, they can’t, but the Chiefs and Lions are supposed to be good at that.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Whoa heat lightning

Horatio Cornblower

As much as I’d like to blame the refs for this inevitable Chiefs win, which they very much will ensure happens, the fact is that the Lions are relying on Jared Goff to lead a 4th quarter comeback.

Brick Meathook

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2Pack

Well, well. Looks like the run will be delayed this morning. I’ll need to see how this one ends.

fleshwound_NPG

why did dan decline that

def holding is an auto first

hippofant

Nick Bolton – Fred Warner comparison. Did not have that on my bingo card tonight.

The Maestro

Too drunk to operate my TV help me

King Hippo

somebody needs a shot

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Alexa, send more booze

LemonJello

Say: “Alexa, show me the Fuck Lions.”

Spur

Alexa: “Now Showing Lion King After Dark”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

See this is the kind of situation that “smart homes” should be designed around.

Mr. Ayo

Have you tried turning it off. And then back on?

Gumbygirl

You showing a movie tomorrow?

Horatio Cornblower

Jawaan Taylor is not only in an illegal position every play, he’s moving back before the snap. How are the Lions not screaming about this?

fleshwound_NPG

his job as an off lineman is to protect the big $$$$ qb. there is your answer. no foul.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

What would the point be? It would just inspire the NFL to treat the franchise even worse.

/just kidding obviously the NFL could not possibly treat the Detroit Lions franchise any worse.

King Hippo

This is gonna end 23-21 KC, chip shot at the death

ballsofsteelandfury

Nostrapillus

King Hippo

oooh, me likey

Horatio Cornblower

Just take the 15 yards and annihilate Mahomes. This isn’t difficult.

fleshwound_NPG

see? refs still fucking the lions for dan being a wuss.

Senor Weaselo

You either die the Fuck Lions or live long enough to see yourself become the Cuck Lions.

LemonJello

Collinsworth stumbling over simple thoughts like he’s Mitch McConnell.

Mr. Ayo

*Glitch McConnell

litre_cola

I could use a couple more KC pts, don’t care where they come from.

fleshwound_NPG

ever since dan wussed out and punted the refs have been on a mission to fuck the lions

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m not watching this game but I’m offended Gibbs isn’t getting the ball more.

/FF has ruined me

Sharkbait

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Horatio Cornblower

The Mahomes bail out call followed by a missed and very obvious holding call on the Chiefs.

You can go ahead and right that ‘W’ in for the Chiefs. This one’s in the barn.

Redshirt

We’ve reaching the “Oh, yeah. Its the Lions” part of tonight’s exhibition.

fleshwound_NPG

bailout flag for not going for it on 4th down earlier

karma

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Madison Keys is:

a.) A locksmith service in Wisconsin
b.) A tennis player from Florida
c.) A co-ed at Arizona State who will do anything to pass this class

Mr. Ayo

Please be C, please be C.

– beerrobguy

litre_cola

#2 earner on Onlyfans

fleshwound_NPG

c.

love her work on naughty america

fleshwound_NPG

FUCKING WUSSBREATH GO FOR IT

litre_cola

That was chicken shit for sure.

Redshirt

…and the first thing I see in the 2023 NFL Season is Rodger Goodell. Is it all uphill from here or should I consider this year ruined and stop watching?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yes…yes…

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Mr. Ayo

I thought it was interesting he was between the Tuco’s cousins.

Horatio Cornblower

Collinsworth asserting that there will never be anyone like Barry Sanders.

That’s why he gets the big bucks, folks.

fleshwound_NPG

still laughing at the internet saying garth brooks was a bernie bro for wearing a “Sanders #20” during a concert years ago

man, the lions have been bad for a long, LONG time

ThePirateSloth

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fleshwound_NPG

reba has looked 44 years old for at least 25 years

Redshirt

When you reach the Max Level…

The Maestro

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The Maestro

FUCK

Gumbygirl

I’m not clicking on that.

Horatio Cornblower

It’s OK, Gumby’ll do it accidentally while trying to order Bruce Springsteen tickets.

Mr. Ayo

Great job, good job, Maestro.

Horatio Cornblower

Nailed it!

-Blair Walsh

Brick Meathook

Lady GaGa for Big Pharma: “Take these pills. I do!”

Redshirt

“Hello, I’m Lady Gaga, and I’m ready to sell out.”

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ah, catching a punt on the 2 yard line

unless your last name is hester…no