Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread

[climbs out of shamehole, brushes dirt from pants]

Last night, that didn’t go well! What a travesty-the talent gap has not been sufficiently closed, folks. At least I’m up in my fantasy leagues.

Fallout:

-We Have Ownage Transference? Julian Love’s longish stay in the qb waiting room seems to have paid off for him. Congrats to him for helping to beat the Bears.

-A Little of This, (Yay!) A Little of That.(Oh No) Jacobi Meyers justified his signing right out of the gate by scoring double 6’s yesterday but then the hammer came right down on his head and it’s off to Concussion Town.

-It’s Never Good News: Alas, whenever Pacman Jones shows up as an item, it tends to involve the authorities. Getting escorted off a plane while being intoxicated for a 6am flight-why not get smashed at home like a (relatively) responsible old guy like me?

-Speaking of the above item… Antonio Brown reportedly blew 125K on the Vikes yesterday. At the age of 35 I’d expect the ‘He’s Penniless’ stories to hit within the next five years.

To The Game!

Bills/Jets:

-These guys split last year with New York winning by 3 and Buffalo winning by 8.

-The Redemption Tour of Gabe Davis: The world was his oyster last year with many predicting he’d go to the next level as a wr. I think if you wanted him you’d have to grab him in the 3rd or 4th round. It didn’t happen. A toxic mix of nagging injuries and dropped balls sent his season sideways.

-Hey, who is Sauce taking on tonight? Some say he’s shadowing Diggs but others say he’ll stick to the outside. Perhaps the guessing is a reflection of the fact that he can play anywhere on the field.

-James Cook is the latest rb to be offered up as a difference-maker on the Bills O. Though to me the run game seems to be an afterthought after Allen came on board. Singletary and Moss had their chances but failed miserably. Or is it that GM Beane just can’t identify rb talent?

-Nuff said about Rodgers everywhere else so not here.

-Will Dalvin or Breece dominate carries or will it be evenly split? I’d guess they’re within 5 carries of each other, further muddying the waters of those folks that drafted them.

Do your thing.

 

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The Maestro

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

LemonJello

Kill the lights, the party’s over. You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.

Mr. Ayo

The Bills should tank for Caleb Williams, IMO.

Horatio Cornblower

I mean, come on.

fleshwound_NPG

hilarious game

fleshwound_NPG

even more hilarious with the trip not called

King Hippo

If you ain’t rooting for MOST GLORIOUS DRAW, can you really even consider yourself an American??

/ok that was still pretty kewl

Gatoraids

lol bills

herodotus450

(Rushes out of Joke Time Machine set 3 1/4 hours too late)
Hey! What if Aaron Rodgers was an inside job sent by the Packers!

Fronkenshteen

Now if they really want to do a 9/11 remembrance, Zeurlein should hit the other post in about a half hour

Horatio Cornblower

Banner.

Wow.

Fronkenshteen

Yep. Going straight to haytch-e-double-hockey-sticks for that one.

Gumbygirl

We will all be there!

Sharkbait

Josh Allen walk off pick 6 in 3…2…1…

Mr. Ayo

NAILED IT!

Sharkbait

SO CLOSE

Mr. Ayo

Oh shit, that was a punt return. Just assumed Brokeback threw another INT.

fleshwound_NPG

rangers and sabres get at least a bettman point

Brick Meathook

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The Maestro

A precision strike through the air that strikes fear into New Yorkers’ hearts. Happy 9/11.

clint greasewood

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herodotus450

Ahh the good old days of wrestling, clowns and guys with snakes, before we found out it was all fake and our world was shattered.

fleshwound_NPG

an ass of a game with a great last 10 min

Gatoraids

nooooo that bass fg dropping my waiver wire position down a spot

Dunstan

Mmm…

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LemonJello

Bass-O-Matic!

LemonJello

DOINK is present in MetLife tonight!

fleshwound_NPG

GOOD DOINK!

Mr. Ayo

DOINK!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Can I get a wide right up in here?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

No I cannot

Dunstan

Jets-iest ending here:
(a) give up TD on final drive
(b) hold Bills to a FG, lose in OT
(c) actually pull out the win, break fans’ hearts later in the season

fleshwound_NPG

c. tomorrow (they find out it was an achilles)

LemonJello

Jets-iest gotta be (c),right?

Sharkbait

d)When they realize the 2024 conditional second-round pick doesn’t become a first because Rodgers can’t play 65 percent of snaps.

Mr. Ayo

Congrats to Throw Rogan for getting a victory in his maiden start for the J-E-S-T.

ballsofsteelandfury

Double fumble??

Redshirt

Aaron Rodgers, I call him Jesus Christ because he died so the Jets could be born again.

SonOfSpam

Nice to see Josh in solidarity with Qaron.

Redshirt

I didn’t know Bananacakes came in plaid.

The Maestro

That’s just the ayahuasca talkin’

The Maestro

Holy shit, maybe it’s finally the year that Josh Allen turns back into a pumpkin.

/will be proven wrong as soon as next week but let a man dream a little please

Gatoraids

Josh Allen getting key to the city

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Which city? It might not be worth it.

Gatoraids

but then again will promptly lose in a key party

fleshwound_NPG

zach wilson would never!

LemonJello

Josh Allen’s car getting keyed in the parking lot.

LemonJello

Seems early in the season for banana cakes…

Don T

I dare say Josh Allen got to know Jersey’s drug scene.

King Hippo

he’s rolling on sommet fo sho

King Hippo

Damar Hamlin must be rolling over in his grave!

fleshwound_NPG

josh allen confirmed draftkings burner account

Mr. Ayo

SUDDEN CHANGE!

SonOfSpam

(Jim Tomsula frantically looking all over the place)

SonOfSpam

And with that, I am 1-0 in Hippo “Darnold Scoring” League.

Garrett Wilson is very very good.

Horatio Cornblower

That is a hell of a catch, but I’m more impressed that Lazard just jumped over a full grown man.

Sharkbait

That catch was Kearse catch esque

Mr. Ayo

What a fucking catch. Good night Bills.

Redshirt

Holy shit!!!

Don T

I’ll tolerate tbe Babyface Dragon era. Fucking Jets are in 82 Prime Time games so, yeah. Might as well drink the kool aid.

fleshwound_NPG

hey, a good football play involving a thrown ball tonight!

Horatio Cornblower

THIS GAME I CALL IT MOTHER’S DAY, BECAUSE ZACH WILSON IS SCRAMBLING ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!

Horatio Cornblower

This commercial does do a great job of showing how Modelo is best enjoyed: spilled on the floor.

Redshirt

What the hell?

Mr. Ayo

Fun fact: Brokeback has regressed to his college self.

King Hippo

Q: How does a guy with a million dollar arm end up at Wyoming?

A: The 10-cent head.

Dunstan

I mean, the Bills do not look that impressive tonight.

I might have a good 2-3 weeks as a Dolphins fan before Tua’s inevitable disintegration

SonOfSpam

He has back issues*

*His back can’t remember shit

Gatoraids

dolphin fan with team still burning me as I still dont trust the team enough to draft ourplayers in the right spot

fleshwound_NPG

yep, josh had the under

Sharkbait

How in the world does Josh Allen have more picks than Zach Wilson?

Dunstan

Even the Mannings are making the joke about Fitzpatrick’s Harvard connection being a cliche

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m sure they’ll tea bag that joke to death.