[climbs out of shamehole, brushes dirt from pants]
Last night, that didn’t go well! What a travesty-the talent gap has not been sufficiently closed, folks. At least I’m up in my fantasy leagues.
Fallout:
-We Have Ownage Transference? Julian Love’s longish stay in the qb waiting room seems to have paid off for him. Congrats to him for helping to beat the Bears.
-A Little of This, (Yay!) A Little of That.(Oh No) Jacobi Meyers justified his signing right out of the gate by scoring double 6’s yesterday but then the hammer came right down on his head and it’s off to Concussion Town.
-It’s Never Good News: Alas, whenever Pacman Jones shows up as an item, it tends to involve the authorities. Getting escorted off a plane while being intoxicated for a 6am flight-why not get smashed at home like a (relatively) responsible old guy like me?
-Speaking of the above item… Antonio Brown reportedly blew 125K on the Vikes yesterday. At the age of 35 I’d expect the ‘He’s Penniless’ stories to hit within the next five years.
To The Game!
Bills/Jets:
-These guys split last year with New York winning by 3 and Buffalo winning by 8.
-The Redemption Tour of Gabe Davis: The world was his oyster last year with many predicting he’d go to the next level as a wr. I think if you wanted him you’d have to grab him in the 3rd or 4th round. It didn’t happen. A toxic mix of nagging injuries and dropped balls sent his season sideways.
-Hey, who is Sauce taking on tonight? Some say he’s shadowing Diggs but others say he’ll stick to the outside. Perhaps the guessing is a reflection of the fact that he can play anywhere on the field.
-James Cook is the latest rb to be offered up as a difference-maker on the Bills O. Though to me the run game seems to be an afterthought after Allen came on board. Singletary and Moss had their chances but failed miserably. Or is it that GM Beane just can’t identify rb talent?
-Nuff said about Rodgers everywhere else so not here.
-Will Dalvin or Breece dominate carries or will it be evenly split? I’d guess they’re within 5 carries of each other, further muddying the waters of those folks that drafted them.
Do your thing.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Kill the lights, the party’s over. You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.
The Bills should tank for Caleb Williams, IMO.
I mean, come on.
hilarious game
even more hilarious with the trip not called
If you ain’t rooting for MOST GLORIOUS DRAW, can you really even consider yourself an American??
/ok that was still pretty kewl
lol bills
(Rushes out of Joke Time Machine set 3 1/4 hours too late)
Hey! What if Aaron Rodgers was an inside job sent by the Packers!
Now if they really want to do a 9/11 remembrance, Zeurlein should hit the other post in about a half hour
Banner.
Wow.
Yep. Going straight to haytch-e-double-hockey-sticks for that one.
We will all be there!
Josh Allen walk off pick 6 in 3…2…1…
NAILED IT!
SO CLOSE
Oh shit, that was a punt return. Just assumed Brokeback threw another INT.
rangers and sabres get at least a bettman point
Former Jets QB trolls Buffalo Bills QB Josh Allen for fumble – syracuse.com
A precision strike through the air that strikes fear into New Yorkers’ hearts. Happy 9/11.
Ahh the good old days of wrestling, clowns and guys with snakes, before we found out it was all fake and our world was shattered.
an ass of a game with a great last 10 min
nooooo that bass fg dropping my waiver wire position down a spot
Mmm…
Bass-O-Matic!
DOINK is present in MetLife tonight!
GOOD DOINK!
DOINK!
Can I get a wide right up in here?
No I cannot
Jets-iest ending here:
(a) give up TD on final drive
(b) hold Bills to a FG, lose in OT
(c) actually pull out the win, break fans’ hearts later in the season
c. tomorrow (they find out it was an achilles)
Jets-iest gotta be (c),right?
d)When they realize the 2024 conditional second-round pick doesn’t become a first because Rodgers can’t play 65 percent of snaps.
Congrats to Throw Rogan for getting a victory in his maiden start for the J-E-S-T.
Double fumble??
Aaron Rodgers, I call him Jesus Christ because he died so the Jets could be born again.
Nice to see Josh in solidarity with Qaron.
I didn’t know Bananacakes came in plaid.
That’s just the ayahuasca talkin’
Holy shit, maybe it’s finally the year that Josh Allen turns back into a pumpkin.
/will be proven wrong as soon as next week but let a man dream a little please
Josh Allen getting key to the city
Which city? It might not be worth it.
but then again will promptly lose in a key party
zach wilson would never!
Josh Allen’s car getting keyed in the parking lot.
Seems early in the season for banana cakes…
I dare say Josh Allen got to know Jersey’s drug scene.
he’s rolling on sommet fo sho
Damar Hamlin must be rolling over in his grave!
josh allen confirmed draftkings burner account
SUDDEN CHANGE!
(Jim Tomsula frantically looking all over the place)
And with that, I am 1-0 in Hippo “Darnold Scoring” League.
Garrett Wilson is very very good.
That is a hell of a catch, but I’m more impressed that Lazard just jumped over a full grown man.
That catch was Kearse catch esque
What a fucking catch. Good night Bills.
Holy shit!!!
I’ll tolerate tbe Babyface Dragon era. Fucking Jets are in 82 Prime Time games so, yeah. Might as well drink the kool aid.
hey, a good football play involving a thrown ball tonight!
THIS GAME I CALL IT MOTHER’S DAY, BECAUSE ZACH WILSON IS SCRAMBLING ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!
This commercial does do a great job of showing how Modelo is best enjoyed: spilled on the floor.
What the hell?
Fun fact: Brokeback has regressed to his college self.
Q: How does a guy with a million dollar arm end up at Wyoming?
A: The 10-cent head.
I mean, the Bills do not look that impressive tonight.
I might have a good 2-3 weeks as a Dolphins fan before Tua’s inevitable disintegration
He has back issues*
*His back can’t remember shit
dolphin fan with team still burning me as I still dont trust the team enough to draft ourplayers in the right spot
yep, josh had the under
How in the world does Josh Allen have more picks than Zach Wilson?
Even the Mannings are making the joke about Fitzpatrick’s Harvard connection being a cliche
I’m sure they’ll tea bag that joke to death.