Lot’s of cooking today but I might be able to escape here and look in. Can I get everyone fed and out the door before the Giants game. Nope. Oh well.
Fallout:
-The Fins beat a +.500 team for the first time! Miami and Dallas will be in competition for the most hilarious “pie-in-the-face” loss in the playoffs. My money is on the latter because they have more expertise in that area.
-Doug Pederson has been removed from Trevor Lawrence’s list of best buddies, having been metaphorically left behind on a wilderness hike to battle the elements alone. You could have called the Park Service to come and look for me! Yeah, but I knda got busy and forgot.
-Mayfield is on that oh-so-familiar trajectory of playing light’s out, showing his ability to win games and then to start alienating his teammates and coaching staff as soon as he gets a nice contract.
To The Game!
Raiders/Chiefs:
-Mahomes beating Vegas or its antecedent is his freshly-baked bread and butter. He’s done it in 10 of 11 games and in just three of those wins was the lead less than 14 points. Spanking Ahoy!
-The Stakes-K.C. wins the AFC West with a victory today. The Raiders chance at a playoff berth vaults to a dizzying 6% with a W.
-That Patty-Rice connection is turning into something. The latter catches 80% of his targets and averages 9 yards per reception.
-Kadarius is of course injured but there might be something more to the story like there always is. Rumor round all the BBQ joints that Andy visited this week indicates that it might be a face-saving measure because he was going to be a game day scratch.
Go get it.
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I bet she gives great helmet
Merry Knicksmas, all, that counts for something!
/Crickets
I am over this game already. Nothing worse than losing to the Raiders. At least, during the regular season.
No! Not Pacheco. I guess CEH is all we have left?
I find his helmet distracting.
So the score…what?!
So shitty ain’t nobody talking about OUR turd! – Donks (hold the WOO)
I can hear that.
-Who Dey (Hell Are These Idiots?!)
Reading the comments and looking at the score it looks like Mahomes got malaria from Toney (who I guess is a mosquito, explains a lot) and therefore Blaine Gabbert is playing QB for the Chefs?
Close. Mahomes is playing like Gabbert.
Chiefs offense looks so lost without Toney.
This being the holidays, I feel compelled to say
RAAAAIIIII DUUUURRRS
RAAAAIIIII DUUUURRRS
RAAAAIIIII DUUUURRRS
Due to u and Blax, are you a closet Raiiiidddeeerrsss fan now?
I root for TEN. The RAAAAIIIIII DURRRRS are, um…
Like if your son had goofy classmate you wish you could adopt and take him away from his opulent and neglectful folks to the eternal envy of your own flesh and blood.
My son’s classmates are idiots. My son is also an idiot. 6 year Olds are weird man.
I enjoyed Shirley Temples and thinking about time as a vector when I was 6
Oh, and drinking milk out of vodka glasses and pretending it was something mysterious I had mixed up in a lab, although that might have been when I was 7
Dammit, I need BC Dick here. Getting sneaky drunk and the inlaws haven’t really started yet….
Scratch that they have had godawful Akavit a few times.
Merry Christmas, DFO!
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8xN7ye2/
Henry Ruggs III wishing you a Merry Christmas prison.
That’s Rikki’s Holiday Spirit RAAAAAIIIIIIIIIDDDDDEEEEEERRRRRRRRRSSSSSS!!!!
Blaine Gabbert is the Chefs backup eh? File that with Case Keenum to dudes I thought retired.
Bring Me The Flow!
It’s not Christmas until, Part 21:
“I don’t love him!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McXJIyuP5h0
A very Happy Christmas to you, gentlemen and others! I’m very surprised to see Paul Revere and the Raiders (along with the Divine Diablo) putting in such a strong performance against uncivilized opposition here today. Does God think that he can just the day off now that his son is out of the womb? Get back to work, you slacker!
*take the day off — the gin is already making its way through the veins early and often today!
Hey, you know what never takes a day off?
Malaria.
ppl forget that!
Straight outta Altoona!
You lucky, lucky person.
Britt Reid wishing you all a Merry Christmas from prison.
Long haired hippy punter with an arm?
But teh sign said long-haired freaky ppl need not apply!
Yeah, I’d hire Antonio Pierce. He speaks my fookin’ language!
Look what Gumby got me! Soooooo festive!
Imagine how furious you’d be if lost your fantasy final, to someone paying no attention who left the Raiders D/ST in his lineup…
(paging Brocky???)
Who started the Raiders D?
Christmas Grandson Bronco, liking the “windows open” weather
lol Chefs
About an hour from landing in DC. Will be eating at a French restaurant with my parents during the second game, but will be all settled in to watch the finale! If either of the first two games ends up being better than expected you can thank me for missing them, lol
Thanks Dok!
Truly the Christmas miracle we all deserve.
To reference Litre’s previous comment, we’re at #478…
FAT GUY TD!
Any good?
I would think yes?
I love them
Tenderloin in oven, everything else has been prepped. Going to eat later, smoke a bowl, take a walk and watch The Killer. It had better be a good day.
Life hack when high. Make nachos out of Cool Ranch doritos. Game changer.
Taylor Swift watches Chiefs football? I didn’t know that.
It’s the new Jerome Bettis is from Detroit
Flying fish at Pike’s nods.
I think Tayvis is my favorite of the couple portmanteaus I’ve heard
Fucking Kelce makes a big play and they show Tay Tay ringing a bell.
Today’s NFL sucks balls.
I assume she does too.
TayTay wearing the Santa hat! My day is complete.
Ugh, I’m sick. Stomach bug, you don’t wanna know! Merry Christmas to us all
Good luck with it coming out both ends!
Eli once again sulking he is left off the Nickelodeon broadcast
Mr Pickle says:
Enjoy the alchol and drug fueled madness of the day.
that guy FUCKS!
I’m high as shit at 10 in the morning
right way to live, inshallah
Salud Signore Taj.
Salted Caramel Baileys -> Rosé -> Champagne. Tough job but we continue on.
This reminds me to invite #2ndPill to the festivities
Old Gregg approves of the holiday beverages!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3s9RVg2STY
Scotchnaut, our hero.
This is fucking sloppy like Houston after #449.
Before Shahid Khan showed up….