It seems almost certain we get a Week 18 fixture, since Bills Mafia at LOLfins will be for the AFC East crown.  But we take nothing for granted here at DFO.  Eagerly await that schedule announcement, which is really the only good reason for watching…

Packers (+1) at Vikings (8:20, NBC)

Nobody wants to see this, though supporters of each will mostly hope to stay alive in playoff contention.  Not like either squadron belongs in the tourney, but somebody’s got to claim that 7 seed (RRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! having punched their ticket this afternoon).  Minnesota turns back to Jalen Hall as their “chip and a chair” play.  You last remember Mr. Hall getting Trent Green’d in his initial career start, sparking the outer space fairy tale of Josh “Black Powder” Dobbs.  He has Justin Jefferson this go around, so I suspect he will find MOAR success.

Everyone can throw on Green Bay, who also have their top CB suspended (for the weirdest scenario I can recall).  They also have, like, 3 of their top WR out with injuries.  This should really be quite the shitshow, as The Shield continues its world domination plan (by pulling in the Germans).

It seemed like total bullshit this matchup didn’t get flexed for Balmer/Miami…but then again, that fixture finished 56-19 (Scorigami!!).  One just really never knows.  See you in the comments.  Or tomorrow, for National Hangover Day.