Week 18 isn’t fantasy friendly that much but it does deliver on the Wrapping Things Up front, I’ll give it that. Strouding proudly into the playoffs are the Texans. You could sorta, kinda see it as their rookie qb showed that he was beyond his years and adapted even as D coordinators gathered film on him.
To The Game!
Bills/Fins:
-Diggs has been in a tremendous funk recently-he’s not gone over 74 yards in the last seven weeks. With cb Howard not being available it’s a question of whether Ramsey will shadow him or if the Fins will take a chance with (he’s still in the league?) Eli Apple.
-That Apple doesn’t fall far from the “allowed 3 catches for 104 yards and a TD last week” tree.
-Miami is 1-4 ATS vs teams that have a winning record. Seems bad but this is a team that is still on the rise. They are going to be better but they’re a bit over-rated imo, because they’re so entertaining when they win.
-Prop-age: The dust has been shaken off Fournette and he’s been activated for this game. His anytime TD number is +500. Why wouldn’t he be given the ball inside the 5 yard line and not risk an injury to Allen? Five of my $12 DFO bucks are in play.
-This McDaniels kid is going to be in the league for quite some time. Why? Durham Smythe is my example. Now that film is out there and teams have adjusted he’s running some of the exact same offensive sets but scheming his blocking tight end free. The last two weeks he’s gone for 50+ yards and averaged over 18 yards per catch vs the Ravens last week.
-Speaking of, the guy you don’t know that will get the most interviews during the next hiring cycle? That’s Miami OC Frank Smith.
-Allen has to get the motor running, get out on the highway and pass for more than 250 yards. That’s something he hasn’t done since the Bills bye week.
-The key to throwing Tua off his game? Pressure and identifying his first read. Defend long enough and his chances of success drop significantly. When he goes to his first read his completion percentage is a very impressive 80%.
Give me what you got.
Wear an Apple Watch and learn how to fucking sleep.
“miami mall incident” and “miami aliens” are more popular searches than “miami dolphins”
I’m gonna check out this mall incident
Oh, it’s the same thing as the aliens!
Guys. We could totally pull of a modern day War of the Worlds
MAGA world says that already happened about three years ago.
Merry Christmas!
I’m skeptical the stripes would show up on an x-ray like that, unless there’s some mercury in the red dye they use
It’s true that heavy metal contamination of food is hilarious!
It makes me laugh. I love that stuff.
i dont think josh want to play another game in cold ass buffalo
especially if a winter storm is inbound
BUT WE WANT IT DAMN IT!!!!
WE ARE NOT ENTERTAINED
You know what, put the Bungles in the playoffs in lieu of the AFC East champ.
DUMBASSES
https://www.reddit.com/r/thething/comments/18yajpt/were_all_saying_it_now/
My bad, coach.
x2
The guy bitching into his phone nearby is an EXECUTIVE ELITE status person with his credit card, OOH LA LA!
And he just audibly farted, CLASSY
Into his phone, right?
We are KICKING OFF the last Cardinals Talk: Arizona Cardinals Post-Game Show of the season.
Who should be fired? Traded? Cast off into the infinite emptiness of deep space?
Yes
Mike Bidwill’s sexuality aside, here’s how Xbox Jr threw that game away
That touchdown play was literally unstoppable.
Those are two incredible catches.
fuck me that ruled
holy shit, what a catch x2
There’s Eli
Amazing how throwing the ball in the vicinity of thr receiver works better!
-Olivia, pointing at a pair of shoes sticking out from under the curtains in the front parlor
nbc choosing karaoke version of closing time for that playoff chance chart, because why not
Do you think Brokeback picks are autoregressive with each pick making it more likely his upcoming passes will be picks?
Josh is adamant that his errors are hetereoskedastic
8-chan, JUST ASKING QUESTIONS!
n00bz
3lit3 haxxor skillz
Just posted in the early thread I still had up and wondered if you’d all left. Sort of like hucking a ball in the air while flying sideways out of bounds and seeing if anyone can catch it, I guess.
Jason Stratham is:
THE BEEKEEPER
This movie is about who keeps bees
Man I thought I was being defiant with my choice in shirt today
hit simulate on this crap and get to the playoffs
Allen with his typical “Up For Grabs” ball.
I needed to stop parlaying his over.5 INTs into other things. I figured that was the “Free Space” in the parlay bingo card
Good God, the over on .5 INT’s is free money.
Brokeback Arm Punt
YOU GET A PICK YOU GET A PICK AND YOU GET A PICK
C’mon, 0-0 tie!
More Apple??
Brokeback, still off. Even with Strawberry Fields being all meh today
https://www.reddit.com/r/steelers/comments/1912dl4/the_afc_north_right_now/
Look away redshirt
Safety please.
Fuck.
BLEERGH enjoying the Miami weather.
I think this is the most likeable I’ve ever seen Zeke
Should’ve added asbestos to his bowl of lead paint chips.
“first time ever, a playoff game streaming on peacock!!!!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRKAL-i-UbE
Fiona Apple DID A GOOD???
kinda not, of course (shoulda stayed in the endzone)
I mean, for every Shadowboxer, there’s a (next decade)
Hmm, I think that was pass interference.
Wasn’t Eli Apple’s mother a lady of the night.
Eli Apple did a good, so the end is nigh.
But he could have done better if he didn’t run, and he was able to make the catch because he wasn’t near the receiver so I think it’s ok
I wondered if BUF would lack a sense of urgency, having surprisingly qualified earlier in the day.
Apparently not.
They want the Yinzers.
Sent this to Mrs. Sharkbait and my Brother in law
Potential? Oh they frauds.
But are they CLOWN frauds??
After today I would say they are ASSCLOWN frauds.
Just a fuckin joke. What an implosion.
I was a little wondering how much of your home was being destroyed during the game.
The answer, of course, is YES
THESE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES I CALL THEM BEING DOWN 3-0 IN DIVEKICK BECAUSE A FRAUD IS ON ALERT.
3 second bleerg!
fuck that accidental fire at tyreek’s house
gimmie some old school andre rison/left eye lopes hilarious and vengeful arson, dammit
ain’t too proud to beg!
seriously, stop trying to make the olympics a thing. they suck
I hope all the unions go on strike on opening day,
I mean, it’s France. Odds are prettay…prettay good
I am grateful for the distraction they will provide in this hellish election year.
one last *MUTE* of the regular season
Time to write a letter to the Asteroid letting it know about the benefits of visiting Dallas this time of year
Is this a Collinsworth game?
Unfortunately.
I would much rather get the North Korean feed.
Dear Leader drops back to pass, he throws it deep, and Dear Leader catches the ball for the game winning touchdown!
Imperialist Running dogs didn’t run fast enough!
Put Mute on just in case
The game is much more interesting in ASL.
[chanting] S-A-P! S-A-P!
Do you think that Rivera’s office was already packed up before the game was over?
It was this time last week.
Even the furniture is in his garage aka ‘home office’
Settled in with a sammich and a glass of house red, let’s do this last EVAR regular season game of the 2023 season in 2024!
Regular season only:
I just want to thank former Stiller Mike Vrabel and Don T’s glorious Tits squadron for their assist earlier. Pittsburgh most certainly does NOT belong in the post-season, and will most likely be rolled in KC.
The Darkest Timeline is Mason Ruldolphing his way down St. Nick Foles Lane on the way to a miracle Superb Owl, giving the Stillers their SEVENTH, and then he becomes a Congressman running under FREEDUM FOR J6 PRISONERS
Now, that said…
IT’S 2005 ALL OVER AGAIN THE STILLERS ARE IN AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS THIS YEAR IT’S STAIRWAY TO SEVEN BABY MIKE TOMLIN VOODOO IS REAL, IT’S SPECTULAR, AND JUST ACCEPT IT NOW
mark my words, if its pit/kc
PIT 19
KC 17
matt nagy is going to keep the stiller bullshit alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6aIOnsSCyc
The would actually be pretty hilarious. And may be how Tayvis breaks up
the yoko ono hot take discourse would create another sun
Whoa, she’s no Yoko.
Yoko’s “music” could be considered a war crime in some jurisdictions.
Nah, she’s gonna breed with Kelce. She’ll just write a sad song.
COACH ASKED THE BEN TO TALK TO THE TEAM AND THE BEN TOLD THEM TO FORCE THEIR WAY INTO THE PLAYOFFS LIKE IT WAS A LADIES ROOM STALL DOOR. HARF HARF HARF!
Gumby could win 3000 American dollars if the Steelers somehow bumblefuck their way into a Superb Owl win. Not counting on it, but it would be hilarious!
Just do Cincy a favor and bitch slap Kansas City on the way and keep Ben away from Taylor and we’ll consider it even.
I don’t know about all that but I will say that this year is as wide open in the AFC as any. Baltimore has the inside track but they’ve choked in the playoffs lately.
Everyone has flaws and everyone can win and everyone can lose.
Tomorrow kicks off my last week of parental leave. Gonna need a stiff drink this evening
Someone hide the hemlock