The Weather Channel tells me that the windchill-aided temperature is going to be -18 in your fairinheight. So bust out your dumb-looking balloon coats and your warmest pantaloons-she’s going to be chilly.
To The Game!
Fins/Chiefs:
-TYREEK REVENGE GAME ALERT: You’ll hardly hear anything about this.
-Frickin’ K.C. is playing their 15th straight home playoff game.
-The Fins need to get pressure but how? They’ve recently lost five starting defenders and those guys are being replaced by recent coach potatoes Bruce Irvin, Melvin Ingram and Justin Houston. Things should be better on O right? Welp, Waddle and Mostert are hobbling on tender ankles and Achane is just coming back.
-The beleagured and (rightly) heavily criticized Chiefs wr corps did exactly as you suspected-led the league in dropped passes. Kadarius-if he bothers to play-will be good for two oopsies. Mark it down.
-Sneaky Difference-Maker?: If footing is an issue my vote goes to downhill, one cut runner Jeff Wilson Jr. being utilized more than usual. Given the gap in talent between the co-starters and the 3rd stringer it likely won’t happen. But McDaniel is one hell of a playcaller that tries to find an edge and I wouldn’t put it past him.
-Starting cb Xavien Howard won’t be answering the bell this evening.
-Cliches Exist For A Reason: Everyone is saying Miami can’t play in the cold. The game/weather stats back this up-the team has lost the last ten games played in below 40 degree temps.
Let’s do this.
Found a funny:
What’s another name for cuming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher!
Pretty sure it’s cumming with 2 ems
Class dismissed!
Best 4 yd run ever.
Let’s bet on 1st rd tennis!
Put $5 down for me on Djokivic to beat the vaccination requirements.
The intl futbol betting is covid like right now. You would have to Hippo knowledge.
Caitlin Clark’s Iowa team replay is on FS1 in an hour. Time to eat before I watch that.
She wins.
Here is the answer. Here is where it got too fucking cold.
Miami trying to close the margin of victory for the BCS computers?
SUDDEN CHANGE
I keed, I keed
Imagine how much closer this game could have been if Kadarius Toney hadn’t been held out.
That run earned Litre money so it’s by definition the best play of the fourth quarter.
LITRE GOT HIS GARBAGE YARDS!!
Yeah I did!!!! 1 play then subbed out. Thank you Andy
florida men have been caught in a cycle of suck since marino
McDaniel must be really mad at his team, that he’s not just running draws here.
JESUS HE IS CALLING HIS TIMEOUTS NOW
I just can’t bring myself to dislike Taylor Swift in any way. Tell the cameramen to lay off her if there’s a problem. I think she’s a good kid.
yep, if anything I am mildly amused. VERY hit or miss which cultural phenomena will enrage me or not.
Yy.ep. Genuinely happy.
I agree.
There are about 74839421 celebrities I detest more than Taylor Swift.
Can’t imagine why a bunch of mouth breathing football fans/announcers/pundits find an attractive young woman with strong opinions and the resources to back them up threatening.
THESE TUA PASSES, I CALL THEM PENNYWISE THE CLOWN BECAUSE THEY ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE!
this is great
Oh god stop with the Taylor bullshit fuck her, fuck the chiefs and most of all fuck kelce. he’s a toolshed
She needs more exposure, in my opinion. I’d love nothing more than every lady wearing bright red lipstick
I need 5 more Pacheco yards for 200 dollars.
2 yards
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
HAIL GAMBLOR!
Miami is challenging all the goodwill built this season up to this point.
Hard Knocks if undefeated
I was hoping for another couple of episodes.
So we went to see Poor Things tonight. Obviously it was better than most of this game but what the actual fuck.
I know. Its like a college “art film” but with A-list celebrities.
Very classy of the Dolphins playing tribute to Reid and Alex Smith’s five-minute 2-minute drills.
other than a helmet cracking, havent missed much since trying to start a fire in the cold fireplace on this cold eve
Miami, have a heart and forfeit the rest of the game.
The only thing that makes up for the fact I shelled out dough for stupid Peacock is that they will carry all the Olympics events live and they have Psych and all the Psych movies.
Come on, son
I’m such an Olympics junkie. My dad used to work for NBC Olympics so we’d watch them all. That’s how I ended up going to Sydney for a month in 2000
I convinced my folks to shell out for the Triplecast when I was a kid.
Is Tua ok? He floated that like a Polynesian condom-using version of Philip Rivers
You know what would be nice? If moving the Bills game meant they moved the other two earlier
I mean, I will leave it on in case there’s a streaker. But the conscious brain gets to turn off before 11p. That’s nice, as an old.
I’m switching to James May: our man in India after this.
New assasins creed for me
Psych 3 for me
With Dok, you can’t be sure that she’s nawt talking about the video game.
I’mma listen to tunes. Maybe get a dance in.
Been listening to a lot of 00’s Brit house recently. Great soul to it.
Fatt Sackford v. Turn Your Head & Goff tomorrow!
Stick a harpoon in these dolphins, they’re done.
-Old Japanese Proverb
This guy?
This fucking guy?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pg2Xh8FOSJA
Howard’s not bad for a law-talkin’ guy!
This might be the least close 2 score game I’ve ever seen.
Yeah, disappointing
Not quite a bailout call, mostly because you can’t really bail ice
Bailout flag is bailout.
at this point, I just want the clock to keep moving
BLEERGH took a while to warm up to this game.
I can’t believe I paid $5.99 for this shit.
Goodbye, Peacock.
Woah, hold up. The international breaks are over and you can watch all the EPL action this weekend!
Spam sold me on the Olympics.
Days of Our Lives is Peacock exclusive! All 59 seasons available!
Paging Alex Demote….
Please no more walrus snot.
How else are we gonna know it’s cold in KC?
where’s the FCC when we actually need the motherfuckers??
That was gravy
-20 windchill for me tomorrow.
Burrr
“The last 11 quarters” because that sounds longer than “two games ago” kind of like how Brett Farve uses microns
“You spelled ‘angstrom’ wrong.”
-D. Favre
Good thing they cut quickly to Dungy, you don’t want to leave him hanging
Kudos to whoever decided to use this Stereolab song in the commercial running in heavy rotation this weekend. One of my faves.
https://youtu.be/QqiF6QvSUNg?si=6Xo3rSdD8pd2S_uY
One more and I’ll leave everyone alone. Great band, though.
https://youtu.be/DSXf0RRtSQ8?si=HrJJ9qb1yro_T609
You should share at least 10 more to educate the rest of us
I don’t speak French, so I don’t even know what they’re saying, but I heard they were very nice. Very hypnotic music. Good for dish doing, laundry folding. Probably good jogging music, too, but I don’t run. The best record I came across was their 1994 album “Mars Audiac Quintet”, which I’m listening to and rediscovering now. I don’t know how to describe the phenomenon which occurs when listening to music this dense, but the same thing happens to me when I listen to Ramones records; I hear instruments that aren’t there. My brain just sort of adds them to the fuzz. Like a keyboard or a horn part. Oh! And the singer/tamborine player in the live clip died. I think she was hit by a bread truck while riding her bicycle, which has to be THE Frenchest way to die; on the wet cobblestones surrounded by cigarette butts and bloody croissants. Anyway here’s one off that 1994 record that hopefully exemplifies what I so stupidly tried to explain above. This thing just keeps…thickening.
https://youtu.be/Dlx3eGq3u_E?si=ErVfDhjSL2YKOoZs
Mike McDaniels: offensive genius?
I love rub routes!
– R. Kraft
R. Kelly
I’m actuality watching this shit live!
This is different.
You get German cable channels?
THIS MAHOMES’ HELMET, I CALL IT MAGIC SHELL BECAUSE IT CRACKS IN THE COLD
I like how he lowered his helmet into the defender without getting a flag, and then was allowed an equipment change without a time out or having to sub out for a play, and also the concussion protocol guys were like “this is the first time we’ve ever seen an NFL helmet shatter, but we’re sure he’s fine, game on.”
Follow the script
Swinging balls!
That helmet cracked because of the cold, right? That was crazy! He didn’t even get hit hard!
Clearly that was a manufacturing defect.
— NFL
Masters of the Air looks as shitty as Red Tails.
That’s depressing. I read looking forward to that series
*was, not read
“Oh, I totally read up on this before I’ll watch the series!”
-Lea Michele
Mmmm, I will still watch it.
Watch 12 O’Clock High (1949) instead.
Seen it, awesome flick
Who’s playing Curtis LeMay?
Kevin Spacey
WWII airplane show? Sign me up.
In an ordinary game, I’d say maybe KC would regret all this settling for 3. But Miami’s offense has basically been that one bizarro play to Hill.
I settle for 3s all the time, but I’m fat and ugly, so it’s kind of a win
I had a hard time accepting that I was no longer a 4 that could pass for a 5, if I tried really hard.
/also, I probably always was a 2 or 3
//also also, I never try really hard
I haven’t seen a broken helmet like that since…..
[This program has been interrupted]
/Lorena Bobbitt remembers
Is Patty gonna cry?
That’s his go to move
Maybe someone should tackle that guy