We no longer have any unbeaten teams! That’s a bummer, for me. Let’s see what else happened.
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The Ladder
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The Results
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The Highlights
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Next Round’s Schedule
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Footy Tipping Contest
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Notes and Comments
Hippo’s Blues lost again, this time to the Collingwood Magpies. It’s hard to figure out what their deal is. They’re all the way down to eight on the ladder.
We have a new leader at the top of the table! Sydney beat the Giants and are ahead of Geelong on percentage. That Sydney Derby was quite good although it was a little marred by the driving rain which made it really difficult to get a good flow to the game.
The other Derby this week was The Showdown between Adelaide and Port Adelaide and maybe the Crows are good now? They certainly looked good in beating their home rivals.
Don’t look now, but West Coast is quietly improving. They barely lost to Essendon and have looked much better and more cohesive. They won’t accomplish much of anything this year, but it’s a giant leap forward from where they’ve been.
Great job to Litre for getting the most correct picks this week! He’s got on Spammy’s heels with BC Dick right behind him. Phrasing.
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See you next week!
Madrid is like a cockroach. You need to step on it several times and make absolutely sure it’s dead.
If not, you get today.
Hooray, the Dodgers finally broke our streak!
What a disgusting display of a fair result 👎🏼👇🏼
VAR has been correct and necessary today, not that anyone will mention it.
The assistant ref on the other hand
yeah, and the whistle even blew there so no VAR posible
Look at this flabby belly. Stress eating fo sho
Haven’t seen a German side blow a lead like that since Stalingrad.
Don Carlo needs a cigarette. No Extra Time.
Hey, I got ‘em!
🚬😏
Thomas Tuchel Reacts Reasonablemente
I’m on record:
You yave to laim
And Bomb
Real Cabrones de la Fokin Hostia de M—ooh, my drink’s getting warm
Bear Team is Bear-y Boned
Oy. Neuer did not deserve to flub a howler like that. Not today.
Valverde’s out. So we’re back to hating Madriz 110%
Takes some bollocks to put “Mister Give Away the Dumbest Penno” in for the last 10 minutes
NO, I will not answer an unscheduled work call. Fucking Philistines.
We need out of office malis.
“Hi. Email. T.U.”
this some goddamned bonkers action
These fucking guys man. You gotta maim and bomb Madrid.
DFO’s OWN ALFONSO EAVIES WOOOOUUU!
* Alphonso maldito autocorrect
SUDDEN CHANGE!
Is that even Davies’ dominant foot?
Holy shit, he’s left footed? And he did that with his right foot?
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
de The Canadia!!!!!
Kimmich is gonna be totally gassed after Normal Time.
Neuer, bof. Man of the match so fa
¡Otra vez!
Otra vez Vini! Otra vez NEUER!!
That’s good feckin’ commentary.
It’s tough to hate the way Real Madeja plays.
Related: shouldn’t have switched to rum.
Related Otra Vez:
https://theathletic.com/5445542/2024/05/08/ancelotti-real-madrid-champions-league-record-reinvented/
1st half report: Real Madrid has been “I dare ya” in defense and murderoUs in O. Bayern’s taking two non-placebo The Pills before intercourse (men back) + diaphragm (Manuel Neuer) has been working so far.
Ran out for Jeebus’ Chicken y Waffle Fries. Will it help Bear Team? Maybe not, but my fat sure enjoyed it.
It’s getting testier in Madrid than at the office of Lance Armstrongr oncol—dragged by giant hook
Heh heh. Valverde with an Uruguayan spite foul
Hmm. Tuchel putting on some weight. Stress eating on a boiled potato daily no doubt.
PALO 💪🏼
the calmness of Neuer, collecting that pelota in the aftermath
World class as it gets.
* It being knee WD40
DOINK!
/translation for “no espanol” speakers
And the fans at the Bernabeu are chanting Real Madrid’s anthem: “🎶Money money moolah, God of gods. Let’s drink your childrens blood for money…🎶”
whatever we imaginarily pay this man, no es suficiente!
Translated, muted Hard Seltzer ad – Mexico. It’s too goddamned hot!
The guy with the bad hairpiece and Madridista scarf on TUDN. No me gusta.
For Mrs. RTD : https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/05/08/climate/direct-air-capture-plant-iceland-climate-intl
AFL is a bowling league, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xKkT42PKaM
Let’s go En Bruges!!!!
Carlton understand that Hippo does not deserve even the most minor of happinesses.
Sydney was by far the better team and also GWS has no shot in the midfield without Tom Green and Steve Coniglio
I love that Essendon is 5-2-1 with a negative point differential. They don’t lose often, but when they do, they lose BIG!
Got my Tasmania Devils stickers in the mail the other day. Glad to know my name is gonna be hung up in a training ground a few thousand miles away
Got mine yesterday. May have to pay a visit to the training grounds.
They’re actually pretty cool stickers, aren’t they?
It’s really sweet.
DFO trip to Hobart?
membership doesn’t have it’s benefits?
Yes!!