Good morning folks!
Happy long Memorial Day Weekend!
Hell, it’s almost Summer and shit. We’re really starting to push through this offseason thing.
Down here on the harbor our asses are still sitting dead middle of our “May-gray” (usually followed by “June Gloom”.) That deep marine layer overcast that feels like it never wants to burn off. I can’t really complain too much since every fucking day has a high of 64 and a low of 53. It’s just that this shit drags on for weeks and even months. Could use a little sunshine, ya know?
It does allow me to keep using my oven and cooking indoors so let’s take advantage of that shit while we can.
In fact we’ll be using our oven again today for this very meal right here.
We’re making smothered chicken and rice, ya’ heard?
You long time readers know of my affinity for “smothering” proteins around here.
Shit, we’ve had smothered steak.
And a different take on today’s item.
hell we’ve done cooked us a whole mess of smothered dishes up in this here kitchen.
“Smothering” a dish is a southern, Creole and Cajun or you know, Soul Food preparation. It involves browning your protein of choice, then adding in various veggies and spices then building a roux that turns into a gravy then slow cooking the entire shebang until the protein is nice and tender and you’ve got a rich gravy to serve over your choice of starch.
According to the wikis “In French, the word ‘étouffée’ means ‘smothered.'”
[The jury is very much still out on my proper use of quotation marks]
Also not surprisingly, I love the shit out of étouffée.
This is all a very long-winded yet accurate and simplistic way to look at this very old cooking technique.
We’ve discussed this very thing many times, in the past cooks were basically forced to adapt to the selection of meat they had to work with. In many cases, particularly when you consider words like “Louisiana” and “Cajun” and “Creole” the cooks at work were not really working with your prime cuts. Many times wild game was used. More frequently it was tougher, leftover cuts of meat that required a slow cook or a braise to be palatable.
Hmm? Smothered squirrel? Hell, I’d try it!
Anyway, let’s get back to the smothering action today.
Not with squirrel, although my curiosity is slightly piqued.
We are going to be using bone-IN, skin-ON chicken thighs for our dish today. Thighs are just a vastly superior part of the chicken when you’re slow cooking.
Even though I’ve got several smothering recipes of my own, and from the aforementioned pictures I’ve already shared the shit out of them, I like to look for recipes out there in the internet wild and see what other cooks do and maybe get a new idea.
Again the idea is to read a bunch of recipes and maybe borrow a bit if this and steal a little of that but when I give full accreditation it means I pretty much went by rote according to the recipe linked.
Pretty much.
Smothered Chicken!
todays variation inspired by iheartrecipes.com
1-2 lbs chicken legs or thighs
1 1/2 cup all purpose flour
1 tsp salt
1 tsp ground black pepper
1 tsp celery seed
1 tbsp onion powder
1/2 tsp chicken bouillon
1 tbsp garlic powder
1 tsp smoked paprika
1/4 cup vegetable oil
2 cups chicken broth
1 cup whole milk
2 tsp minced garlic
1 medium sized onion chopped
You know why this particular recipe caught my eye? She used a combination of stock AND milk for the gravy. I’ve always used just stock and thickened with a roux.
Since my gravy for my chicken and chicken fried steak is a cream gravy…
I was highly intrigued!
Goddammit, now I want fried chicken!
I fucking swear 8 out of 10 recipes for smothered chicken that I researched started their recipes off with “Boneless, skinless chicken breast.” Who the fuck would do that? We’re looking for some damn flavor out of our protein. We don’t need a lifeless wad of flesh with zero flavor.
This shit is about taste, dammit!
We begin.
Rinse and dry your chicken. Since this is skin-on check around for little bits of feather remnants. I find that shit all of the time.
Collect your carrot and finely dice.
Same with the celery.
Next we’re going to make a seasoned flour. Pour the flour into a bowl along with the garlic powder, onion powder, salt, pepper, paprika and the chicken base. If you have poultry seasoning that works just fucking fine instead of the bouillon.
Here’s an oddity for you. I’ve never really messed around with our next ingredient.
Celery seed? I’m fully aware of its uses and applications and I have indeed used celery salt but this was a first for me. Toss that shit in the flour too.
Stir, stir, mix, mix.
That recipe list mentioned chicken stock. I wrote that shit on my grocery list and everything then I remembered that I had bouillon in the cupboard.
Remember? We used some in our birria consomme a few weeks back.
Anyway since we’re going to need 2 cups of stock, simply add 2 teaspoons of the bouillon powder in two cups of water.
Now stir it up.
Handy!
And you know my cheap ass appreciates saving a couple of bucks too.
Next take your clean and dry chicken and dredge each piece in the seasoned flour. I had four chicken thighs today so I browned them in batches of two.
Save that flour from the dredge! We’ll use some of that later.
Get the chicken into a heated skillet that’s been properly lubed with oil. I used canola oil today.
Five minutes per side gives us this.
Oh SHIT that’s nice. That’s fucking perfect right there. You need a lovely browned chicken skin for this.
Don’t be fretting about the chicken not being cooked all the way through at this stage. It will finish cooking in the oven.
While the chicken is browning, chop up the onion and some garlic.
When the first batch of chicken has been browned on both sides remove it to a plate and repeat the browning steps for the remaining thighs.
Let’s see if I can get that sexy golden brown thing going on the 2nd batch of chicken.
Oh HELL yeah.
See how the flour is starting to build a roux in that oil? Fuck yes, People.
Remove the chicken to the same plate as before.
When the chicken has been browned get the veggies into the same skillet.
That would be your carrot, onion and celery.
Sweat that shit down for about 5 minutes. Then add in the garlic for 30 seconds or so.
Remove the veggies from the pan and set aside with the chicken.
Now add 3-4 tablespoons of the leftover seasoned flour from the dredge and 2 cups of chicken stock into the skillet.
Cook and stir until it starts to thicken up some.
Next goes the milk and fresh thyme.
Cook the gravy for a few minutes until it starts to tighten up.
That’s starting to look like some proper ass gravy right there! Season with salt and pepper at this point.
Place the browned chicken and the veggies into a casserole dish and cover all that shit up with the gravy.
This will go into a preheated 350 oven for 30-35 minutes. Casserole lid on please. You could do this step in a Dutch oven with a lid too. I just love my sexy red casserole dish.
When done, let the chicken cool for fucks sake!
It’s going to be hot as shit for a few minutes.
To serve, add your starch choice – rice for me today – onto a plate.
Bet your sweet ASS this goes good on mashed potatoes too but we’ve discussed the “rice and gravy” thing before.
Add some of that silky gravy on top of the rice and then put a lovely piece of that chicken right on top. Along with your random vegetable side of choice, of course.
Like that will make this healthy.
Your beige meal is ready!
Already know how this tastes, don’t you? Damn right it does. DAMN right.
Think I’ll take advantage of this long weekend to cook up something proper for you all to peruse at a later date.
Thanks as always dear reader. That’s what I appreciates about ya.
Let’s do this Sunday Gravy thing again shall we?
Enjoy your weekend everyone.
PEACE!
Doesn’t really fit any themes, (unless your mom was a hooker, in which case say ‘hi’ to Coach Bill for me!) but goddamn it’s a great song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvf6FsSnjg
RTD mentioned The Mountain Goats as a great band for failed relationships. This song is how I found out about them, from the incredibly underrated show ‘You’re The Worst,’ which went for 5 nearly perfect seasons, (I have some issues with S4), and absolutely nailed the ending.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqGKZ3fzN1M
Anyway, this song is, imo, their second best.
What’s your #1? This is mine. “Like a trash can fire…in a prison cell…” remains one of my all-time favorite lines.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCrecU1YzGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii6kJaGiRaI
And it’s not close.
Ooh, mock draft idea that will be coming soon, (but not this week, because that’s already drafted), (sprains shoulder patting self on back), Wedding Songs!
This is going first, even though it wasn’t mine because I hadn’t heard it yet but holy shit does it hit the nail on the head.
Yes, you’ll all be stunned, but I met Mrs. Horatio in a bar and we closed that fucker down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clZFAotNDkY
Here’s our wedding song
https://youtu.be/aXfY9UzDp6M?si=CR4Ualf0EvSjy-YY
Well don’t draft it yet!!!!
Like anyone else is drafting that song and if they do, I’ll just BW it
Tom Waits is one of the greatest artists ever and he could have retired after this song, and album, and it would still be true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MegTgHW6sg
best song about a failed relationship? With a lyrics like ‘now everything’s reversed/and it probably won’t be the last time/I have to be out by the first’ it’s a strong contender.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G71dWFXJ0FY
RIP Grant Hart. This song needed to be on a Husker Du record, instead of some dumb shit about cats and rats.
My own nomination:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6LhDUM02zM
And then of course there’s basically the entire album Talahassee by Mountain Goats.
I should probably figure out how to structure this topic as a Request Line theme.
i mean come on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIAXN4iF7VQ
nascar will sadly never be the same. complete sellouts to dumb gimmicks and a product buried in mediocrity; a sport completely lost in its ways that will never return. f1 has also gimmicked, priced and ego’d itself way out of us commoners
the powers that be (and others, but mostly stupid dumb hoosier fat humps) have tried to kill and turbo kill the indy 500 for the last 30 years, again and again and again (not to mention multiple world wars way back when)
it will not fucking die. in strange ways, it somehow got better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-xJjBQA8i0
(somehow, i stayed dry this afternoon)
THIS GUY FLESHWOUND_NPG I CALL HIM BEN SHAPIRO’S WIFE…
Hey, who wants to hear a kick-ass song about motorcycles and getting shotgunned to death while trying to rob a bank? No one? Tough shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3Xh1XQEj1U
All right, a three-day weekend! I’m going to get some shit done that I’ve been putting off! Starting on Saturday!
Narrator: In fact, he spent Saturday drinking and playing video games. And Sunday grilling.
Ok, but I still have Monday!
Narrator: (sighing) We all know where this is going, don’t we? You really going to make me say it?
Ah, Super Bowl XVI. That one where the Bengals laid an egg.
XXIII, we nearly took out the 49ers dynasty when two (or three if ’94 counts) other teams failed to even get close to.
LVI, almost pulled it off, but the Rams Defensive Front won that Super Bowl. No fluke there.
XVI, yeah, we sucked ass and blew chunks all over the Silverdome.
Last time I saw someone this interested in self harm, they were listening to my chemical romance
I’m a Cincinnati sports fan. Have we not virtually met?
Echo & The Bunnymen would like a word
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2ItNtCMgqc
PA: “Badflower on Line 2.”
Badflower – Ghost (youtube.com)
You know I would joke about not wanting Dallas fans to have enjoyment, but we all know cowboys fans are rooting for the lakers
Found a funny:
At the glory hole asking for extra ketchup packets.
Smothered Pork Chops looks Rockinggggg!
THIS GUY ANTHONY EDWARDS I CALL HIM KYRIE IRVING BECAUSE HE IS TRYING TO DEMONSTRATE THAT GRAVITY IS A HOAX.
https://streamable.com/eaceny
Anthony Edwards isssss ROCKING! 💪
I mean… how did that work out for him?
(watching Super Bowl XIV highlights pre-Super Bowl LVI)
“Ah, I don’t want to watch the Steelers win.”
(watching Super Bowl XIV highlights post-Super Bowl LVI)
“Here we go, Steelers! Here we go!” (shud-der)
Why is there pyjamas guy on the Wolves bench?
Sleepy Gary went pro??
What is this? Stopping for rain?! Screw wokeness; race on!
Question.
I am watching Allo Allo, would this be allowed today?
They’re still running it, so …. Yeah?
I meant with a current circumstance. But yeah I found it on BritBox and reminded me of my youth. M.A.S.H has never been in syndication has it?
Yes, and yes its weird. Rape is used as a joke in Season 1 or 2 and nurses being used as a buffet line is a recurring punchline.
I love Brit Box!
We watch Are You Being Served?, Lewis, Sister Boniface, Death in Paradise, Father Brown, and many more!
Vera
https://ibb.co/WGtCXXk
Damn that looks good!
This was the greatest BBQ (although technically it was smoked, if that’s the same thing) I’ve ever had, and that’s no hyperbole.
The master has informed me that all BBQ is smoked. Cooking on an open grill is “grilling.” I believe the man knows his stuff.
I’d eat that
There’s ribs, brisket, and shredded pork shoulder. All melted in the mouth. The ribs just fell off the bones, and you can see videos below showing it. The pork loin was a bit firmer, as it should be. This was the best BBQ I’ve ever had.
Lindy!
Edit: Okay, Wenny! Still counts!
#NowBerg!!!!
The Kraken have blessed your team today.
Released
FREE HOCKEY!
More nerves, yaaaaaay…
/Just win it boys, still counts.
WINNER WINNER! CHICKEN DINNER!
Are there no more “in the crease” calls? Wasn’t that illegal?
“What is goaltender interference?” is the new “What is a catch?”
Always has been (since 1999 at least)
Today is such a wonderful sports day!
Just finished watching Barcelona beat Sevilla and now I’ve got Rangers – Panthers on one TV while I’ve got the Indy 500 on the other.
And I assume the third TV is tuned in to ButtTV as usual?
Indeed
Same Butt Time, Same Butt Channel!
15lb brisket being sliced:
https://vimeo.com/950568767
Quick little stop at th cabin to visit the folks.
Beautiful!
Been raining for 3 weeks, It was needed to not smoke Horatio out with forest fire smoke but the mosquitos are coming.
I appreciate it. I will send some Deep Woods Off as thanks.
Barcelona – Sevilla has been quite entertaining. There’s been more palos than your typical porn…
Majority of Indy 500 racers have blond girlfriends/wives because they’re just that stupid and think that acquiring one means “they made it”.
To be fair, who doesn’t want to “make it” with a blonde?
Post #85 Memorial Day cookout
Pork shoulder smoked for 14 hours:
https://ibb.co/487TtPk
https://ibb.co/MhgxZbt
https://ibb.co/HVRtXBy
https://ibb.co/X7h7vp3
https://ibb.co/hm45Q2c
https://ibb.co/MgMWncC
https://ibb.co/kgghVxP
How’s deal with tye foil packs?
That’s awesome!
https://vimeo.com/950552355
https://vimeo.com/950560810
Oops! Accidentally cut. Small gap in footage during important seasoning.
https://vimeo.com/950566821
“And I can’t tell you the other things.”
There it is.
If you need more reason to hate Aaron Rodgers, here you go…
Aaron Rodgers gives arrogant answer about his and New York Jets next season (msn.com)
I can’t wait for him to torpedo a second Jets season!
If this was a just world, his other Achilles tendon will do a hilarious thing on Week 1.
If this was TRULY WHITE It’s Just A Business Baker Mayfield, you’d all cheer for his tenacity and matter-of-fact truth bombs.
Aaron Rogers’ sexuality aside, I’m not sure what makes this SB Champ (under Mike McCarthy!) different?
I hate Baker Mayfield ever since he defiled Ohio State’s midfield logo forever damning us into the Darkest Timeline resulting in Trump’s reign as Presdient/Dictator, the COVID pandemic, impending World War III, and Red Lobster going out of business (EDIT: possible bias), but I stopped rooting against Baker Mayfield after he was rewarded by turning the Browns into a playoff team by being replaced by an SVU suspect.
Baker Mayfield plants Oklahoma’s flag at midfield after Ohio State upset | College Football on ESPN (youtube.com)
I mean, you know nobody actually even has to root against the Browns, right? This is all them on their own.
Not one CIA cent in the entire storyline, cross my heart.
Damn it.
I drove my mom to my brother’s to visit his family. She went all MAGAtard and, on a weird twist in the argument, suggested I was alluding to my dad’s heavy hand with me and my brother (I wasn’t) and so by the end when I was dropping her off, there was a, “Well just to be clear about it, he can keep his fucking hands off my kid.” Which was right but very unnecessary and said more in venting than intent to inform — and just ended up hurting.
God I hate what TV has done running these Boomers lives for the last 50 years.
I’m not sure I’m interpreting this correctly but if my father ever put his hands on my children he would have long crossed over to the other side.
And I have a good relationship with my father.
Today is the 28th anniversary of now Mrs GTD and I’s first date. I definitely out kicked my coverage with her.
Feeling good for you, feeling sorry for the Mrs.
/I kid, I kid
Yep, I tell her that she chose wrong all the time but she puts up with all my BS
Very Happy Aniversary to the Decisions!
Congrats!
This is why we eliminated the kickoff rule.
Dowerys coming back soon.
Congrats to you two.
Indy 500 pre-show-
Reporter: “Say something about the race being nostalgic or something. I don’t know what.”
Letterman: “You’re stupid and this is stupid.”
Producer: “CUT AWAY. CUT AWAY!”
The Dr. Mrs.’ comments on the audience last night at the Cloud Nothings show (artist’s conception):
Did it rock, though? I bet it did!
Sadly, it didn’t live up to what I was hoping for. The sound mix was just too poor. I don’t like the band any less, but I also don’t like them any better for having seen them live.
Beautiful people can only be found online behind a firewall.
Swear to god, I’d never even heard of the Cloud Nothings until a couple weeks ago. Now I see them mentioned all the time.
As for ugly concertgoers, Kraftwerk ugly > CN ugly. Hell, I was at Kraftwerk.
Dear the sweet baby Jesus don’t ever let her meet us.
People Update: They’re still incredibly stupid or just can’t mind their own business.*
The side road that leads to our house is asphalt. When the asphalt ends the gravel road pitches upward and there is a clear sign that says, “Private Property, No Exit”. Three times a week we have (apparently blind) shitheads turning around in our yard.
*this includes a member of management and my family doctor(!) WTF!
**reading is hard
They know people on the internet brag about putting up such signs to restrict traffic through their highly-exitable property.
So, in the moment that it’s most convenient for them, they feel sure that this is one of those times.
So people are incredibly inconsiderate is my bid.
Can you put those no- backup strips there at the property line?
Never thought about that. Hmmm…
Seriously. Make it a one way.
And then the most dangerous game begins!
I enjoy all the Sunday Gravy posts and I’ve even made more than a few of them. This is another great one and when I get home I just might make this one. I truly love smothering things! (I didn’t say that last part out loud, did I?)
Speaking of food, today is the cookout that I’ve watched (and helped) being prepped since Wednesday. I’ll snap a photo or two. I’ll be hauling my heavy bag with the Sony A7R3 and associated top-notch lenses (I own serious glass) but I’ll probably take all the photos with my iPhone. A lot of irony there.
So I’m prepping my gear here in my corporation’s East Coast Operations studio, which is literally in my mom’s basement.
So, what have we here?
Sony A7R3 camera w/ Sony FE 4/PZ 16-35 G lens (photographed with iPhone 15 Pro)
iPhone 15 Pro (photographed with Sony A7R3 w/ Sony FE 4/PZ 16-35 G lens)
SHUT UP AND GET TO THE SIDE DISHES!!!!!
Yacht parties abound in Monte Carlo, CHUH CHUH.
PALO!
The Glorious Canucks are up 2-1 on the Unshaven Swedes.
Yeah, about that.
When I first saw ‘Smothered” I thought it was some Marika fanfic thing.
there are surely worse ways to go, mind
It’s certainly on my preferred list.
Where’s the remake of Agent 73? Using poker terms, Marika is perfectly suited.
Agree… we all need to get busted…
I might run get a rotisserie chicken at HT now. Even though I am (unsurprisingly cause WASP) a stuffy “white meat only” Hippo.
Good seasoned and roasted skin, though. FUCKING YES.
Hey Yeah Right, great dish right here Buddy. I did chicken thighs and legs today also. Grilled after an overnight marinate in lemon juice and fresh parsley. Sides were grilled patatos and zucchini. Giada was my able assistant.
Speaking of food prices, older Professor daughter is hosting an American university business collaboration event all week. A unanimous comment the American grad students have is how much less food prices are here. Have you guys been seeing any price reductions lately or are they still going up?
Thanks for the kind words. Prices are stable but not really coming down. I think it’s more likely people are starting to adjust and accept the cost.
Maybe by not going out to dinner as much as they previously did.
I’ve found that it makes you be more creative with your cooking.
Like yesterday, I made my own vegetable stock from scratch which was great because not only did it save me money, I had almost zero food waste.
Yeah cooking at home and buying seasonal produce are big cost savers.
Y’all want some free (value likely lower) GAMBLOR advice? Daniel Farke (Leeds manager) seems almost giddy for kickoff. Sham Town’s manager? Seems wound pretty tight.
Despite the regular season bogey factoUr, back Leeds here.
(against the run of play, 1-nil to the Shammies OY)
I may never financially recover from this
I am now indebted to Bastard Man
May I suggest doubling down. What’s the worst that could happen?
Great point. My winnings will cover the penalties withdrawing from my retirement accounts.
I can’t believe this site bankrupted me in one day.
If you looked at the fine print, it’s one of the free services that we provide every weekend.
Still better odds and more stable than Bitcoin
yeah right, you magnificent bastard, you’ve done it again!
Chicken thighs rawk! Now that I think about it, chicken parts rankings:
1. Skin (fried or roasted)
2. Thighs
3. Wings (fried or roasted)
4. [blank to establish distance]
5. Breasts (because: 65% meat/bone ratio, 35% taste)
5a. Drumsticks (those tiny tendons are annoyable AF, ymmv)
6. Livers, hearts and giblets
7. Wings (otherwise)
8. Neck
9. Skin (otherwise)
Livers and gizzards should be listed separately from the other organs.
Fair. I’ll make an appendix and include that too.
Look at Don T von Aristocrat over here not even bothering to rank the feet.
Never had chicken feet. No FOMO there 😁
I have!
They were very chewy. Think beef jerky. They were in a lovely Asian inspired sauce which was delightful.