Sunday gravy with yeah right: Season Ten Finale! Tourtière! For all of our Canadian Neighbours!

For the last time this season, good morning everyone!

Happy Labor Day weekend and all of that good shit too.

Welcome to the Sunday Gravy season ten finale.

Yes. Ten fucking years of Sunday Gravy right here on DFO. A mixed bag of complete honor and colossal pain-in-the ass that I wouldn’t trade for anything.

Thanks for taking the ride with me. I wish I could truly summarize the changes in my cooking skills going back to the first year compared with where those skills are today. Let’s just say the difference is fucking VAST and stick with that.

Not just the cooking skills, no sir. Presentation skills are infinitely improved and the one skill we really focused on this year, food photography skills. Just look at that banner photo for today and compare that with ANYTHING from the first early years of Sunday Gravy.

Ain’t no goddamn comparison at all!

At the end of each season I like to look back on some of my favorite menus and I thought we could throw in some of my favorite food photos from this season while we were at it.

Why just last week we had this beauty of a photo.

With our eggs benedict.

I like the colors and depth of this next one too.

That’s our sausage ragu. More on that in a bit.

But the photos that really stand out in my mind were this one first.

Filet mignon with gorgonzola cream sauce. Dear God that photo is awesome.

I was also partial to this shot from when we made fondant potatoes.

Another beauty was from our homemade blueberry muffin episode.

But I have to choose the next photo for its composition, centering, contrasts of colors and it’s just a cool damn photo.

From our chili crisp episode, baked brie.

Favorite menu of the year is a tough one. We had several fighting for top contention so I’m going to split the award for 2nd place but we did have a pretty clear number one dish.

Best dish of season ten goes to Birria!

Just a knockout punch of a recipe. The consome was exceptional too and was even repurposed a few times after we had our main meal. Killer dish.

And our runners up were:

2A – Keema Aloo

2B- Sausage Ragu. see above for photo.

Both dynamite, both are fairly simple to prepare and both will be duplicated again in my kitchen going forward.

Our menu today was requested several times and as far back as 5-6 years or so, give or take?

I also believe one of the requests was made in person so that carries additional fucking weight.

Today we finally make Tourtière!

Drop the knowledge bomb on us Wiki!

“Tourtière is a French Canadian meat pie dish originating from the province of Quebec, usually made with minced pork, veal or beef and potatoes. Wild game is sometimes used. It is a traditional part of the Christmas réveillon and New Year’s Eve meal in Quebec.”

Let’s get to work!

recipe courtesy of allrecipes.com

Crust:

3 cups all-purpose flour

2 sticks unsalted butter, sliced, frozen

1 teaspoon kosher salt

7 tablespoons ice-cold water, or as needed

2 teaspoons distilled white vinegar

Spice Blend:

2 teaspoons kosher salt

1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

1 teaspoon dried thyme

½ teaspoon dried sage

½ teaspoon ground cinnamon

½ teaspoon ground ginger

¼ teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg

¼ teaspoon ground allspice

¼ teaspoon ground mustard

⅛ teaspoon ground cloves

1 pinch cayenne pepper

or your choice of variations using every or any selection of the spices.

Filling:

1 large russet potato, peeled, quartered

1 teaspoon kosher salt

1 tablespoon butter

1 large onion, finely chopped

1 pinch salt

½ cup finely diced celery

4 cloves garlic, crushed

1 pound ground pork

1 pound ground beef

1 cup potato cooking water, plus more as needed

 

Sounds like a lot of motherfucking work? It’s really not. Just tackle that shit in stages. Here, I’ll walk your asses through it.

Since we’re making everything from scratch today let’s start with the dough.

Like any good pastry dough this one uses a whole shitload of butter. Two sticks cut into cubes and then frozen.

Mix together the spice blend.

Take note, I didn’t have every single spice listed in the spice blend ingredient list so use what you got and feel free to customize to your preference. Try and keep the whole “Holiday-ish” theme going with the spices though with the nutmeg, cinnamon and cloves and the like.

Let’s go ahead and boil our potato for the filling.

Then give it a mash.

Now back to the crust. Get the flour and the frozen butter into the working bowl of your food processor.

Give a few pulses to cut in the butter. You want the dough to hold together when you squeeze it between your fingers. Then drizzle the ice water over the top until the dough comes together. Not too wet and not too dry.

Form into a disk, wrap in plastic wrap and refrigerate for at least an hour.

This dough was goddamn perfect and had the exact texture we were looking for.

Back to the filling we go. Mince up an onion.

Grab a big ass skillet and melt some butter in said skillet

Brown the onions in the butter then add in the celery, garlic and spice mixture.

This is going to be aromatic as a motherfucker with the onions and the full-on spice assault.

Hey it kind of does smell like Christmas up in here.

Now add in the beef and pork. Duroc pork today because we’re being all fancy and shit.

Cook until browned then add in the potato water and cook for an additional 30-40 minutes until most of the water has been cooked out.

Stir in the mashed potato.

Set aside and let cool completely.

Yes, that skillet has some serious fucking heft to it. This fucker isn’t “dainty” in any way, shape or form.

Time to build the beast.

Preheat the oven and roll out the dough.

See what I mean by the texture of the dough? That’s the shit you’re looking for, right there.

Add in all of the filling.

Yes. ALL of it.

Roll out the second dough, then lid it up. Crimp the dough pieces together, flute the edges of the crust and cut in a few vents.

Baste with an egg wash then into the 375 degree oven she goes for one (1) hour.

Let’s get a gander at the finished pie OK?

Hello!

Fuck that is gorgeous. Look at that crust!

Again, let this bad boy cool to about room temperature before cutting yourself a slice.

Go ahead now.

Feel free to sample as is since it’s perfectly delicious that way. I was amazed at the structural integrity of this bastard. You could hold it with one hand and take bites off of it. No lie.

I’ll let our northern neighbours explain how they eat this up No(u)rth but I went ahead and made a beef gravy for the pie.

Shit. You didn’t think I was going to have a season finale without gravy did you?

Ladle some right on top.

So, so very fucking good. You get all of the “Christmas” spices permeated throughout but it remains savory, meaty, rich and fucking awesome. That gravy works like a motherfucker on there.

Yes, I did try ketchup as is the custom I believe and it was very good too but you know me. I’m a goddamn gravy man, myself.

This was delicious room temperature, I had a slice straight out of the refrigerator and thought it was excellent and this baby really did feed 6 of us with PLENTY leftover.

I totally get the hype on this and at the end of the day it wasn’t too difficult to do. I read some reviews where people made 2 or 3 of them and froze a couple.

That’s…Dedication?

Finally a regional appropriate dessert item to finish the theme.

And there we are!

That’s a wrap on season 10 folks!

When Sunday Gravy started back in the nascent days of [DOOR FLIES OPEN] way back in 2015 I had no idea what I was doing other than writing and cooking and giving recipes. I thought it would be cool to have a regular feature. Thanks to all of you it’s actually turned into a whole fucking “Thing.” And to think I’ve made it through ten years of this. That’s fucking nuts.

As of now I plan on being back for season 11, the week after the Owl but I’ll think about that later. Right now I’m enjoying a three day weekend and I’m off to Ireland on the 11th of this month so my brain is in full on “I’ll think about that shit later” mode cuz I’m going on vacation!

Been a great year everyone and y’all are a big part of it.

Best of luck to most of your teams this coming season. You other teams know who you are and what you did.

Until next time, be well everybody. Stay safe and as always…

PEACE!

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yeah right is a fully vaccinated lifelong Vikings fan, food guru and LA Harbor resident with a black belt in profanity.
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jjfozz

Looking to watch the best white trash Maryland has to offer? And Pennsylvania? And Ohio?

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Gumbygirl

Yeah, but I could go for some Thrasher’s fries.

ArmedandHammered

They all had too many of their teeth, come to the NC State Fair for true white trash.

Gumbygirl

I see your state fair and raise you Panama City Beach on a summer weekend. Thousands of rednecks, not a working brain between them.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Spitballing in the Drew Brees format:

Kamala Harris convinced your ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend and his fellow defensive linemen not to do anything crazy. But if you don’t back the fuck off, she doubts she can talk them down again even if she tries. Which she won’t.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Kamala Harris stuck around after her shift and studied for two hours just so you wouldn’t be left alone at closing with that creepy assistant manager.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Kamala Harris is happy to review the complaint form you were planning on submitting to HR, and even offered to “accidentally” reply all from her work address with her comments and answers to your questions as to what actions on their part would constitute “retaliation”.

fleshwound_NPG

there is a waiter/waitress competition on ESPNEWS right now

the lower espn channels already on sunday football season mode

Senor Weaselo

They’re in Ocho mode now.

/And I never saw the NHRL telecast!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS U.S. OPEN MEN’S DRAW I CALL IT A RECEIVER BEING COVERED BY CHRIS CONTE BECAUSE IT IS WIDE OPEN.

fleshwound_NPG

ah, the final free sunday of the year. an extra nap and one last day where my heart rate is below a certain point. the plan is to have no plan today. the air is not as warm as it once was.

football is nigh

fleshwound_NPG

there is no free sunday during football season from cooking or food my frendt

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jjfozz

Got me a brisket on the smoker. It wasn’t running hot enough so I jetted in some lighter fluid. I’m sure this is a complete mistake, but fuck it. (the meat was NOT in the smoker when I did this.)

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Robert Saleh is Muslim, which is fitting because teams are constantly kneeling to the East in victory formation against him

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Also your meat pie looks delicious. So does your Tourtière.

Gumbygirl

Perfect with a tossed salad.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh, that’s right. I should eat some salad.

Doktor Zymm

Trying to remember, have you ever done a taco pie on Sunday Gravy?

ballsofsteelandfury

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Horatio Cornblower

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Horatio Cornblower

Tomorrow’s Mock Draft: Things Yeah Right Should Cook Next Season

Man, I am just mailing this Labor Day weekend in!

Gumbygirl

Feel free to mail in next weekend too.

scotchnaut

I conquered Mount San Marzano earlier this morning and wifey then wanted to do a huge batch of mire pois because we had 7(?) or so pounds of shallots as well. The question to her-

Me: “If slicing onions make you cry and shallots are milder than them, does cutting the latter make you slightly anxious?”

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I conquered Mount San Gennaro, a 54 year old Italian man who lives with his mother on the Lower East Side and has a “Yankee Fans Parking Only” in front of his bedroom next to the Pope John XXIII poster

Don T

Another bookmarked recipe. You The Man.

Game Time Decision

Ireland or Italy?
/great work as always

Gumbygirl

This is spectacular, Yeah Right! You ended the season with a bang. I can practically smell it!

LemonJello

Always a good read, Chef. Congrats on another successful (off)season of Sunday Gravy!

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Horatio Cornblower

Wait we’re doing requests?

Make vodka!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h71CJMCRKVQ

rockingdog

Found a funny:

Have finally coded a Small Language model. Responds to any input with “wow, that’s a lot of words” and then shuts down

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[is disappointed] – Lowratio

scotchnaut

Well done! (not the steaks)

My French Canadian grandmother on my mother’s side made the best tourtiere. I salute her memory by buying all the meat pies I have freezer space for at Christmas from various church fund-raisers.

Doktor Zymm

This is a grande finale indeed! Meat pie from scratch is pretty amazing, wouldn’t mind having a slice for breakfast right about now!
Congrats on 10 years! That’s a huge accomplishment and we should totally think about compiling these into an actual cookbook

Side note:
On my last night in Guyana we had dinner with The Singing Chef who has a cooking show down there, and he uses coconut oil for all his bernaisew, hollandaise, etc type sauces. We had some on trout and it was really rich and delicious. Would be an interesting variation to try on the eggs benedict

Fronkenshteen

Cannot thank you enough for all the hard work you put into this column. I truly love going to this source for cooking guidance. I’ve mentioned before the obvious benefits of the ad-free experience for the blood-pressure, but it’s so much more than that. Your writing has a voice, your brother is a wonderful co-host, your photography throughout the cooking process is informative and enticing (That’s HARD TO DO! Who knows why, but it is difficult as hell to make food look tasty in pictures!), and your tone is always encouraging and adventurous. It’s why I make it a point to always read Sunday Gravy, even if the recipe isn’t in my personal taste wheelhouse. Whenever there’s a lack of household inspiration around meals (which happens often), or a suggestion comes out of left field, I can, more often than not, snap my fingers and say, “Wait! Yeah right had something on this…” Here’s to ten years! Cheers, brother! And have a great season!

Mr. Ayo

Agreed! You’ve really outdone yourself today and this year as a whole.

That cooked pie lid had me drooling.

Doktor Zymm

I just realized I do read these in Yeah Right’s actual voice!

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ArmedandHammered

I do now after having met the man. But I still hear Hippo’s post in Petey Potomus’ voice.

2Pack

I don’t know what he sounds like so I just substitute a different vis…

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ballsofsteelandfury

Same here!

2Pack

Thank you Yeah Right for 10 sensational years. Been following since my KSK lurking days and have picked up so many great tips and wonderful recipes from your labor of love right here.

Bumper garden season this year. Giving tomatoes away which everyone says taste beyond delicious. The rest has all come in fine also. Seeing the first olives, it’s a late growing season this year so I hope for a good haul well into October.

Be well Buddy.

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Doktor Zymm

Jealous of the tomatoes, that’s my favorite fresh produce!

ArmedandHammered

Same here, either as a sandwich or part of a BLT.

2Pack

They have been absolutely making the BLTs.

Horatio Cornblower

My tomatoes, (only one plant, and it grew wild on its own), finally started to turn colors and they’re yellow and I am unreasonably excited about this.

2Pack

I have been told by people much smarter than me on gardening, that you always have to have at least two plants so they can properly cross pollinate and mature. Don’t know if that is the gospel but for better or worse, it’s been the way I have planted.

Horatio Cornblower

You’re correct; I usually have 3-4. This year, for a whole lot of reasons, I never got around to planting tomatoes. Then this one came up out of nowhere. Currently about 8′ high with fruit all over it.