TGIF! Just got back from Canada this week. Visited lovely Oliver, BC to spend a few days racing around the Area 27 race track. Lovely track to drive if you get the chance. Anyway, the most baffling part was getting gas. Get this, when prepaying the pumps ask for the amount to pre-auth. Now, being a dumb American I was in a pickle. The amount was CAD, and the gas was priced per litre. (1.90 for 94 octane) So to figure this all out I would have to do two (2) conversions. Instead I just picked 100 loonies which would give me almost 50 litres. And great fortune! Turns out that’s just over 13 gallons which is almost exactly what I needed to fill up. The total came to 96 loonies and change.
Survival – Brazil Edition
I would be derelict in my conscripted duties if I didn’t give a quick preview of the actual football taking place right now in Brazil! You will need Peacock (Bonus: EPL coverage) to watch this one. Don’t forget you’ll also need Netflix for the Xmas games (Bonus: Sandler’s new stand up special is great) and Amazon Prime (Bonus: Free same day, 1 day, or 2 day shipping, sometimes) for the Thursday games to get the full NFL experience.
Tonight is GB (Go Cheese) vs PHI (Go Birds). Both teams are meh and will disappoint tonight and through the season. At least one will miss the playoffs. Let’s see what gang fights break out over the coloUr green and determine which team is a bigger disappointment.
Survival – Personal Edition
You’re on your own this weekend. Just sit on your couch and watch footy, JV football, then actual football, before returning to work Monday, then more football when you get home that night.
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Survival – Species Edition
Time to put the sexy in Friday!
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this 3rd quarter is taking forever.
Do you not crave procedural perfection? Refs are always too fucking eager the first time.
Everyone went to bed. Perfect.
Not true. I took a 2+ hour nap this afternoon and will be up until roughly 3 am Beast Coast Time!
Lady number 2 is watching the game with me this morning. Because Christine was busy. Great work Mr Ayo, a fine kickoff classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sJHd0X8QkY
Isn’t this Brazilian?
Philly D committed to being well rested for the playoffs
Hurts is a sitting duck when he has to go through his progressions
Noah Eagle is the only good nepo-baby
Padres vs Giants tonight at Petco!
Thats Rocking!!!!
Gooooooo Padres! ⚾️
So this illegal formation o-line thing they’re pushing, even when teams figure it out I think it’s going to lead to more flags, just for roughing the passer instead since it should make it easier to get to the QB
yes
so much for the “much improved” Eagles Secondary.
Very bad is a big improvement over extremely bad! Just not necessarily a meaningful big improvement…
Can still pick on Maddox.
Once they took the defenses off the pitch, game got pretty kewl.
That was a bullshit personal foul
failed flea flicker flung far from field of play
Anothe Moh-jeyto? Don’t mind if I do!
looks like the sexy halftime spilled over into the iggles
DB’s are dying out there.
Yes!Yes!Yes!
ref screening for Brown, musta had him in a parlay
Rock, flag, and IGGLES
/Googles ‘sexy Brazilian soccer fans’
//gets this:
SHE’S CLEARLY COLOMBIAN, YOU STUPID MONKEY!!! GO AND GET AN ATLAS!!!
(Can you tell the 12.2% beer is kicking in?)
And I was tepid about a game in Brazil…
ok now THIS halftime show is sexy friday
Any crowd shots?
Brasil’s Salute to Butt Stuff!
At last, a halftime show similar to the usual Friday evening. Locally, I hear.
I realize how hard it was for you to post this, even ironically. Kudos!
Brazil is a land of many contrasts.
You spelled “Butt Cheeks” wrong.
Pfft, wait until you see how he spelled ‘Nigeria’!
Christ Chris Simms: pentecostal outfit, prison haircut 👎🏼
look, it was bad enough the greatriots were good for nearly 20 years, but a team should not have all-pro/hof talent at quarterback 3 times for 30 straight years
but i am down for god trolling the pack by capping their superb owl victory output at 1 apiece for the first two
…AND neither of those two being welcomed back ever
Only Jason Garrett halftime id watch would be him interviewing people on the Rio streets with an arm covered in Rolexs
Ever have one of those bad feelings you can’t shake all day?
Jeebus criminey.
I mean, yeah. Most days.
Only when I wake up.
So i know it’s “western Illinois” but holy crap IU
Gettin it all out of their system before they head to the Rose Bowl next week. Hopefully.
Y’all might be able to squeak past Purdue and get those 3-9 bragging rights this year!
/waits for tomorrow’s Wolven Sort pounding by Tennessee
Will there be a Flare Gun Salute halftime?
Hurts trying to lambada his way around the pass rush. dummy.
Forbidden!
Barkley already hurt?
just emotionally unavailable
I’mma take a wild guess and ask if Brocky is facing BOTH Saquon and Reed in fantasy?
Well,
In my long running league I’m playing Jacobs and watson, and I sat worthy yesterday with my opponent has love
In dfo league, I’ve got brown and watson
And In my tertiary league that I’m only in as a favor to a friend, I started hurns…
am sure Sirianni has a plan on how to fix this defense.
Philly Van Der Linde Defenese
teh best defense is a good offense?
Hey, another non-sucky play! I might have to start counting on my second hand soon!
Sliding scale – JPP
Good thing eagles dont have hands.
Yeah, that didn’t come back to haunt them.
nice hands, Feet
Evening
That 80s supermodel picture is incredible!
SAQUON PART DOIS!
Think I am going to get rum drunk tonight.
DO IT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-uhkr1ZdYc
What kind? Costco changed their house brand of spiced rum and it’s not as good as the old one.
Don Q sent to me from Don T funnily enough
Those hangovers are the worst. Too much sugar in rum for me to risk that.
lemme SPLAIN!
Great skit, or greatest skit ever?
no Lambeau Leaps, the fans will hold the player ransom.
There may be one of them moats too!
Can’t wait until they do a game in Jo’burg
looks like that Bird Defense already in peak ASS form.
BUT THEY DRAFTED 2 CORNERS!
While round is the typical shape, I’ve heard that asses can ALSO be shaped like half a square
Trying win over the Brazilian crowd and their love of ass
They’re not winning ME over and I’m me.