We’ve got a nice selection of games in this window-a couple of interesting divisional tilts and of course there are a few teams that desperately need a W. [stares in Ohio]
To The Games!
Broncs/Jets:
With Garrett Wilson getting a TD last week, Rodgers for the first time ever threw a score to a wr that was drafted in the first round. The Packers front office could be just as passive-aggressive as Rodgers himself. Is Denver’s running game off to a slow start? Well, rookie Bo Nix leads the team in rushing with barely over 100 yards. (107) He’s also run into the end zone twice which is good because he hasn’t thrown the ball there yet.
Vikes/Packers:
Minny has knocked off two playoff teams from last year (Texans, Niners) and never trailed. Magic Sam is off to a sizzling start but grizzled 29 year-old vet [rolls eyes] Aaron Jones has been doing his part, running at a 5.4 ypc clip. As a bonus he gets his Narrative Revenge Game! Love is back for Green Bay and Addison for the Vikes which gives the latter a wonderful problem to have-what to do with Nailor?
Saints/Falcons:
These teams have played one another 110 times and each has won 55 tilts! Kamara has drunk from the Fountain of Youth and leads the NFL in scrimmage yards just like the old days. An odd thing about Atlanta last year was that they had a stingy run D and there has been some carryover-they’ve yet to surrender a rushing touchdown.
Eagles/Bucs:
Saquon leads the league in rushing because hey, competent o-line! Some Philly wr has to fill the void now that Smith has joined Brown on the injury list, perhaps Dotson? It’s time for that insurance piece to shine although there wasn’t much faith in him last week as he had only three targets.
Bengals/Panthers:
It’s The Battle of the De-Clawed Kitties! Carolina is excited about Dalton which is the first time anyone outside his family has felt that way. Vet Thielen has a hammy so the youngster Mingo and Legette will have to fill the void.
Jax/Texans:
Josh Allen threw for 4 scores vs the Jags D and Nico already has 12 catches for 15+ yards so expect mayhem from Stroud. Girlfriend has struggled mightily and leads all QB’s in turnovers since the year he entered the league.
Steelers/Colts:
I was of the opinion that Indy had a respectful D but both Mixon and Jacobs have run for 150+ yards against them. It looks like Warren is a no-go so they’ll see Najee in their nightmares this evening, no doubt. As Richardson works through his growing pains Michael Pittman is feeling the collateral damage in his stats-he has but 88 yards receiving to date.
Rams/Bears:
Can you believe that Caleb set the Bears single game passing record of 363 in only his third outing? All these years and no Chicago QB has ever gone for 400? It’s a bit difficult to believe. Speaking of tossing, Stafford needs just 223 yards to pass Eli for 10th all-time. He’ll need help from second-teamers Robinson and Tutu to get there. Good luck with that.
See you in the comments.
I am barely able to pay attention, no clue as to why. Perhaps MOAR opium would help?
It’s not gonna hurt…
As you texted me, I just took another edible because fuck this. May load up the smoker with drumsticks and ribs.
GODDAMNIT BREECE
Eat it Philly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRlmM88zzbY
Wedding at 530. I have to wear a suit. I would rather wear a skin made of hornets than a fucking suit. fuck.
Just tell them that the burning you experience every time you enter consecrated ground, precludes you from attending anything held in a church.
Won’t work, the bride and groom are getting married at the venue, to the horror of my mother in law
Go get ’em there Lucifer
“Did you know that the word ‘lucifer’ means ‘light-bringer’?” – jjfozz, bearing a lit tiki torch and a jerrycan full of gasoline
While the tiki torch has a nice ambience, a lit road flare will always get the job done
Who made the smartest hire in 2023? It has to be the Vikes when they brought Flores on board-it took him a bit of time but that D is nothing like the sieve it was in 2022.
What a beating. Engage edibles.
my FF sides are gonna get slaughtered
Weaselo is taking me behind the woodshed.
Touch of Downs has been a very special player for my team.
I’ve decided to pretend FF was canceled this week.
anthony richardson…NAWT dead, again!
(only semi-DEAD, letting flacco get ELITE reps)
STAFFORDCEPTION bails out the bears
nope!
You Taysom, you win some.
Moroni’s trumptet sounds x2
Love needs a few more weeks off
He can barely put weight on that leg, even just waiting for the snap.
You saying, Love takes time
alternatively:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHaA1beOwrY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soDZBW-1P04
This GB game is driving me to switch channels to Napoli coverage. Or in Marika’s case… non coverage…
don’t want the poor gal getting tanlines…
Agreed
What are you talking about, tan lines are awesome! It’s like a treasure map!
directional arrows for those of us who are blind without glasses
I don’t know why I play fantasy-no matter who I pick, at least three will go down with significant injuries, fuck sakes…
dunno who is dumber
anthony richardson still running and getting hit, and hurt
the colts for letting him time and again
…my dude, motherfuckin SLIDE
(puts on Tin Foil Hat). That was planned. The Colts want that Old Man Flacco Magic .
That’s probably hard with that kidney shot or hip pointer, though
My sincere prayers for Anthony Richardson’s kidney. He was moving just like a boxer after a clean side blow.
That poor Stillers defender was just trying not to kill him on that last RPO.
FLACCODOWN
the next ELITE playoff run in the afc upcoming
Elite Humpty-Hump!
ELITE injury
The Annual Richardson Injury seems early this year.
There’s the Andy I know and love!
Bengals CB Cam Taylor-Britt is being beaten like a drum.
ELITE backup getting the call in indy
anthony richardson, NAWT dead
(lol, he runs and gets hit again. my man is NAWT gonna survive the season…again)
anthony richardson…DEAD AGAIN
Who does he think he is Hamlin?
Bizarre call to have a designed run for him there.
And by bizarre I mean completely idiotic.
Lesser Harbs says hold his non-alcoholic beer!
(starting Herbert AGAIN, even with a Week 5 bye on deck)
Doink.
DOINK!
BLEERGH saves the yinzers, tackling the qb, 15 yards
make it flag football and put flags on the qbs
Oh, so NOW the defense shows up?!
somebody do a wellness check on Wakezilla?
Sooooooo dificil, punting for a TD!
Thank you Fox for broadcasting a 1-2 Rams team facing a 1-2 Bears team. Time to see if the MLB.tv subscription I got for free still works.
Woot Woot
Come on Bucs. Kick that Eagle Ass
my guide says rams/bears on fox but i am NAWT getting it likely because of home clots game over at cbs
still sailin the high seas, matey
2024 Bengals:
dun dun dun dun DUN!!!!!
5 minutes of Red Zone lovely musak, less 30 seconds of ad time of course, then fitbawl!
proof that God
lovestolerates us, inshallah!Greetings from Utica NY
At the World Lacrosse Box Championships gold medal game for the women now and then the men at 4
Go Canada Go
The Canadian men have nevar lost a game in the history of the tournament.
The women’s game should be a bit closer but still a Canadian win
/soUrry not soUrry
Utica, huh? I thought lacrosse was more of an Albany thing.
“it’s more of a shelbyville idea…”
It is and Syracuse too but there’s a great facility here with 4 pads
Found a funny:
I’ve designed a phone without all the annoying apps and features. There’s just one big button you smash that says WIFE and it calls your wife. If you don’t have a wife then you practice with it for when you do
Does your wife have to get a special app so she can not answer?
thats wifin
Is Bears RB RoJo gonna do anything today?
Rams DEF is horrible against the run, right??
That would be Rocking!
My picks
Steelers – 2.5
Commies/Cards – Over 49.5
Tits/Fins – Under 38.5
The best single on the best moviefilm soundtrack EVAR. Fight me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVhBEtTSEcE
One very cool thing about that movie is that it was the first time that many of us would have seen Steve Zahn.
so many little hidden gems in that film
https://x.com/ATraveler420/status/1840286591975055582
Why?
real spicy meatball in Manchester
Carta rojo! Adios Bruno you fuckstain.
little whingeing dachsund looking prick took like 10 minutes to leave the pitch too
Afternoon thread. It’s 9am here.
Only 6am in Hawaii.
That’s so cool they have wifi in the barrel that you’re in.
Due to being so judgmental about other people’s opinions and actions, Hell is canceled!
I got the car washed, groceries, load of laundry and my jog done before the 9am. Am a Gruden Grinder!
We hit record highs the last four days.
I see why the kids like focusing on the recovery anymore.
Morning Folks.
Just chatting with a Cowboys friend of mine and he is so pleased going into the day with a W already. He plans to just blissfully drink the whole day away.
heh, Men Untied caught ball-watching
THESE GUYS MANCHESTER UNITED I CALL THEM MARK ROBINSON…
I have absoutely no problem believing that no Bears QB has ever thrown for 400
Sure the Sex Canon has throw for over 400 yards just not completions.
Yesterday’s anti-trans attack ad that aired during the Alabama-Georgia game (artist’s conception):
I was in a bar, (I know, very surprising) and saw that but couldn’t hear it.
I suspect I’m better off.
I’m more offended by how lazy they are up here in Ohio.
“Let’s talk about the unintended implications behind a transgender female participating with cisgender females so early in their transition before their hormonal and muscular characteristics can closely identify with the other…”
“BORING! Let’s just air the Macho Man Heather Swanson episode of South Park plus all the soft openings of Law and Order: SVU all condensed into one.”
Didn’t get to see it but let me guess a little girl and restrooms were elements in the ad.
Don’t forget a seedy looking guy in a wig. (Sarcasm)Because that is why men transition after all.(/Sarcasm)
Actually, no. There was a clip of Harris talking about a gender reassignment program for prisoners and it was cut up very strangely (reminiscent of the bit above) and the same clip was repeated twice in the same ad. For a national ad it was shockingly amateurish.
With a cartoon of Walz in farcical drag at the end (at least in NC version, I am sure that was Vance’s add)
I’ve seen that one before in Nevada. I assumed that was SuperPac ad not an official campaign ad. Trump Campaign, only the best people..
I can’t remember if it was an official Trump ad. I *do* remember one the PAC ads because it was a Willie Horton style thing but after saying the word “criminal” about forty times they conspicuously avoided having Donald Trump voice his endorsement at the end of the ad.
Fuck, I am tired while I wait for Senorita Weaselo to teach. Yesterday’s schedule may get a Wumbo description, but 1 AM hiccups while playing fucking suuucks.
“Oh man I think the clock is slow…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0
I don’t feel tardy!
Class DisMISSED!!!
waiting for one day for someone to use a sad slow acoustic trailercore version of this song in something, like the a True Life Movie of Christa McAuliffe
Oh god I can envision it.
[stripped down backing track; soulful female voice] “Got it made…got it made…got it made…”
100% of my mental energy wishcasting NO/ATL Most GlorioUs DRAW now.
Gimli’s Groin Grabbers have left so many groins ungrabbed so far this season. Perhaps today is the day they turn things around.
I am going to 0-4. Book it.
same here
Joe Burrow says he needs to be a more vocal leader. Maybe start with this:
NSFW: Language
h ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knXuiqdvZ4E&pp=ygUTbWFydmluIGxld2lzIHNwZWVjaA%3D%3D