And there’s your host, Aaron Rodgers. After the game he’ll be screening one of his favorite scary movies, The Cabinet of Dr. Fauci! Let’s keep this moving…
Minutiae:
-There’s lots of trade rumors flying as is the way with the social media environs we wallow in now. So what’s with Diontae Johnson though? He’s sorta headed to the Bucs but he was recently traded away from the Steelers. Victim of circumstance or low-key malcontent?
-Green Bay’s Love looks like a game-timer this week-would you take the risk and throw him out there or lean on Willis again, who aquitted himself quite well in his stead?
-Richardson was benched and the team captains found out through Shefter. Does this sound like a circumstance whereby a profusely sweating, pill-engorged fella burst through the doors of the team’s facility, stumbled into the coach’s office and let his opinion be known?
To The Game!
Texans/Jets:
-Another prime time game, another Jets game. Look, I get it-New York and the surrounding area bring in precious eyeballs and the Giants suck garbage from an industrial-sized hose. But this is too much.
-With Diggs gone (for good?) which Texan wr is going to step up? There’s some talent among John Metchie, Xavier Hutchinson-but maybe Robert Woods gets the first bite? Me? I need Tankie to set the world on fire tonight and I think he might. Why?
-Here’s a nice segue-The Sauce doesn’t seem to be the guy he was in his rookie year. He has a 23.3% missed tackle rate which is more than double last year’s and his coverage grade of 69.2 places him 46th in PFF’s standings.
-Since The Savior Davante came on board he’s caught less than 50% of his targets. That ain’t no good.
It’s all yours now.
Haven’t seen a bigger bailouts by a Wilson since the Federal Reserve Act
BOOOOOOOOO
If the toe taps in, then shin out—-yeah, I just talked myself out of a lawyerball TD
What is a catch?
Part deux: What is a knee?
am done. have a good one folks
Boob aye!
Bailout 4th down flag = weather emergency exam school cancellation
Houston didnt want that interception after seeing what has been happening to those who try to catch Rodgers passes.
I’ve been eating too much popcorn to notice how crappy this game is. How many more primetime Jets game must I endure?
1 more. Sunday night in two weeks. Though some asshole TV exec could flex them into another SNF game.
That would be a spite power move
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Popcorn is good, so you got that going for ya
I think I landed like that crowdsurfing once when I was 15
I regret that today’s gig was a wedding, but still close enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6V2oCX3Hn4
https://youtu.be/-IK_E68vtXM?si=s5htUseBiIoXxxMM
Women wrong, once again smh
She should watch her mouth before he acts like a divorced cop.
In the spirit of the season, my favorite weird song about a ghost
https://youtu.be/Xd2zg3HisM4?si=Gz8VwkroF6IkW-F4
I call this game insulin because its helping counter act any effects of a sugar rush tonight.
Let’s try posting an image. Again.
required viewing in my house. I picked up the soundtrack on vinyl too. Its excellent
This might be my favoUrite beer.
My brother in law is 99% sure he’s having his rehearsal dinner at the one in sturbridge in about a year. You wont come crash it…
That’s 40 minutes from my house. 30 if I’m trying to impress the State Troopers.
Time and date and I’ll be there.
I might be down for those shenanigans
Done and done
If we’re being honest, the odds are pretty good I’d be there anyway.
https://youtu.be/_XoFmJp2C4k?si=UlVm5n_f7FKukHm9
I’d like to thank the Jets for their efforts at making the Yankees look like the second-dumbest team in New York(ish) this week.
It’s not working, but I appreciate the effort.
I messaged my (like me, Yanks/Jets) friend and said if I wanted to watch undisciplined, bad fundamental buffoonery, that’s supposed to be the Jets.
Im still flabbergasted about the bowl theft. Like…seriously?
Treat for the kids and the parents
bag was full sorry
Another Scary Thing: Sequel Series
Oh, and matte black helmets with Monster Energy green face mask is très chic.
Dyellow. Just saw the Recap. So I DeSean Jackson is off the hook for Dumb Drop at the opponent’s 0.3 yard Guy.
The way to my heart: glasses and cleavage.
Yeah yeah, I’ll make it to you later, intelligence and culo.
Two words: culo cleavage
Well that dress just doesn’t fit at all!
Bebé, I think you should eat something. Here’s a cubano sandwich and a butter milkshake. Should I order something for you?
Don T., Puerto Rican grandmother.
/👄
Hi friends, back from trick or treating, what did I miss?
Jets jetsing
We all found Jesus!
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My phone could use some Jesus.
We also found Mary Magdalene. In the same place.
It was awkward, and a whole lot of things need to be rewritten now.
Was he behind the couch Spur? That’s always where he’s hiding in my experience
No, he was in the ceiling watching us masterbate.
yeah, first I felt shame but then he gave some tips. He’s a good guy.
Don’t kink shame Jesus!
He’s got his hands full with this guy
For you Feet weirdos
More than one kommenter has an eye for the necktie around blondie…
Rodgers House of Horrors
Happy ‘Ween, everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoXVYSV4Xcs
My wife and one of her friends used to sing this about a stripper we all met one night when we stayed out way too late.
Since the game is slow and at the Half, I’d like to open the Clubhouse for an open discussion:
Kevin
Which predator? The alien thing or Diddy?
I’ll still take Kevin
Would rather diddy star in n
Predator, and it’s not close.
Someone get Wiz and Boomstick on the line because it sounds like it’s time for a DEATH BATTLEEEEEE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEXF78SREnM
Unironically my favorite football movie
I don’t think we’ve done a football movie draft.
Probably because there aren’t that many of them.
Ace Ventura!
When I’m elected Evil Ruler of the World, any player who drops the ball before the goal line negating an easy touchdown, shall have footballs duct taped to both of his hands for the remainder of the game. Repeat offenders will have the footballs melted to their hands.
In the meantime: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
I think Rodgers is probably going to harvest his stem cells or something so he’s not getting off easy
Bogdanski, this you?
Not me but I’ve already run out of potatoes. Gave out some garlic and now I’m onto the garden tomatoes. The onion will be the grand finale
One for Blax, RTD, and any other surfers we might have.
https://twitter.com/wsl/status/1852093343578128486
Nazare is insane stuff.
Et tu, Horatio?
Horatio don’t surf.
I swear I wrote something about surfing…
https://doorfliesopen.com/2017/09/15/surf/
It’s hilarious you think I remember anything I read from 2017.
Badass. Nothing like those salt water waves brah.
Sydney Sweeney should reboot Elvira. She seems to understand its appeal
That’s actually a genius idea.
How are the Texans not up 50?
Their offensive line is a welcoming bunch.
Rodgers House of Horrors
Rempe later fought the kid over who got the big Kit Kat bar.
https://twitter.com/SNYRangers/status/1852114350699426250
Solid reading…
It helps if you know ASL
“Ha ha ha, I loved it too!” – Lea Michele, looking around nervously
Return of the Living dead (1985)
Forgot to mention, I’m just gonna post gifs of my favorite horror movies
“No…no.” – RTD, shuffling off and kicking a rock
PUNTS AND INJURIES WELCOME TO THURSDAY NIGHT
https://youtu.be/b5LkmfZjBNs?si=uPt2ZXbftnNf_bOm
They do one of these where the couple complete misreads singles from another couple, thinking they’re swingers. Things get awkward and cringey and the other couple storms off. They pause, the guy says “so should we call Ted and Alice?” and the girl says “Oh. yeah! They’d fuck us.”
Late night USA Network used to absolutely rule.
DUCKMAN!
I have the entire series on DVD. Gotta find time to watch.
I think I heard her interviewed on Stern years ago and she described losing her virginity to Tom Jones as “getting torn up like a guy wearing baseball spikes in a sleeping bag” and I’m pretty sure I just drove around for an hour after hearing that phrase with a 1000 yard stare on my face.
Have you ever had a Fun-Size Payday bar? I just had twenty of them.
Happy Halloween
I love Payday’s. Any candy bar with peanuts works for me, Baby Ruth’s are good too.
The Jets did a pretty good job on their ‘football team’ costume, it’s almost convincing!
Rodgers House of Horrors
Jesus Christ they’re STILL washing this guy’s balls? We’re watching a mutiny because the entire team hates the quarterback and the owner. What the fuck fun is any of this shit if we can’t acknowledge reality?
Its even got the jets team colors
Welcome to 2024, where alternative realities abound and we have to pretend everything is ok