Your Thursday Night Football Hallo’weird Open Thread

And there’s your host, Aaron Rodgers. After the game he’ll be screening one of his favorite scary movies, The Cabinet of Dr. Fauci! Let’s keep this moving…

Minutiae:

-There’s lots of trade rumors flying as is the way with the social media environs we wallow in now. So what’s with Diontae Johnson though? He’s sorta headed to the Bucs but he was recently traded away from the Steelers. Victim of circumstance or low-key malcontent?

-Green Bay’s Love looks like a game-timer this week-would you take the risk and throw him out there or lean on Willis again, who aquitted himself quite well in his stead?

-Richardson was benched and the team captains found out through Shefter. Does this sound like a circumstance whereby a profusely sweating, pill-engorged fella burst through the doors of the team’s facility, stumbled into the coach’s office and let his opinion be known?

To The Game!

Texans/Jets:

-Another prime time game, another Jets game. Look, I get it-New York and the surrounding area bring in precious eyeballs and the Giants suck garbage from an industrial-sized hose. But this is too much.

-With Diggs gone (for good?) which Texan wr is going to step up? There’s some talent among John Metchie, Xavier Hutchinson-but maybe Robert Woods gets the first bite? Me? I need Tankie to set the world on fire tonight and I think he might. Why?

-Here’s a nice segue-The Sauce doesn’t seem to be the guy he was in his rookie year. He has a 23.3% missed tackle rate which is more than double last year’s and his coverage grade of 69.2 places him 46th in PFF’s standings.

-Since The Savior Davante came on board he’s caught less than 50% of his targets. That ain’t no good.

It’s all yours now.

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Gatoraids

Haven’t seen a bigger bailouts by a Wilson since the Federal Reserve Act

Unsurprised

BOOOOOOOOO

Don T

If the toe taps in, then shin out—-yeah, I just talked myself out of a lawyerball TD

Mr. Ayo

What is a catch?

Doktor Zymm

Part deux: What is a knee?

Spur

am done. have a good one folks
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Don T

Boob aye!

Don T

Bailout 4th down flag = weather emergency exam school cancellation

Gatoraids

Houston didnt want that interception after seeing what has been happening to those who try to catch Rodgers passes.

Spur

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Spur

I’ve been eating too much popcorn to notice how crappy this game is. How many more primetime Jets game must I endure?

Mr. Ayo

1 more. Sunday night in two weeks. Though some asshole TV exec could flex them into another SNF game.

Doktor Zymm

That would be a spite power move

Unsurprised

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Doktor Zymm

Popcorn is good, so you got that going for ya

Doktor Zymm

I think I landed like that crowdsurfing once when I was 15

Senor Weaselo

I regret that today’s gig was a wedding, but still close enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6V2oCX3Hn4

herodotus450

Women wrong, once again smh

Unsurprised

She should watch her mouth before he acts like a divorced cop.

Spur

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Spur

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

In the spirit of the season, my favorite weird song about a ghost

https://youtu.be/Xd2zg3HisM4?si=Gz8VwkroF6IkW-F4

Gatoraids

I call this game insulin because its helping counter act any effects of a sugar rush tonight.

Gumbygirl

Let’s try posting an image. Again.

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Sharkbait

required viewing in my house. I picked up the soundtrack on vinyl too. Its excellent

Horatio Cornblower

This might be my favoUrite beer.

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Sharkbait

My brother in law is 99% sure he’s having his rehearsal dinner at the one in sturbridge in about a year. You wont come crash it…

Horatio Cornblower

That’s 40 minutes from my house. 30 if I’m trying to impress the State Troopers.

Time and date and I’ll be there.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I might be down for those shenanigans

Sharkbait

Done and done

Horatio Cornblower

If we’re being honest, the odds are pretty good I’d be there anyway.

Horatio Cornblower

I’d like to thank the Jets for their efforts at making the Yankees look like the second-dumbest team in New York(ish) this week.

It’s not working, but I appreciate the effort.

Senor Weaselo

I messaged my (like me, Yanks/Jets) friend and said if I wanted to watch undisciplined, bad fundamental buffoonery, that’s supposed to be the Jets.

Sharkbait

Im still flabbergasted about the bowl theft. Like…seriously?

Game Time Decision

Treat for the kids and the parents

Gatoraids

bag was full sorry

Redshirt

Another Scary Thing: Sequel Series

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Don T

Oh, and matte black helmets with Monster Energy green face mask is très chic.

Don T

Dyellow. Just saw the Recap. So I DeSean Jackson is off the hook for Dumb Drop at the opponent’s 0.3 yard Guy.

Spur

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Don T

The way to my heart: glasses and cleavage.
Yeah yeah, I’ll make it to you later, intelligence and culo.

ballsofsteelandfury

Two words: culo cleavage

ballsofsteelandfury

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Horatio Cornblower

Well that dress just doesn’t fit at all!

Don T

Bebé, I think you should eat something. Here’s a cubano sandwich and a butter milkshake. Should I order something for you?

Horatio Cornblower

Don T., Puerto Rican grandmother.

Don T

/👄

litre_cola

Hi friends, back from trick or treating, what did I miss?

ballsofsteelandfury

Jets jetsing

Spur

We all found Jesus!

Gumbygirl

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Gumbygirl

My phone could use some Jesus.

Horatio Cornblower

We also found Mary Magdalene. In the same place.

It was awkward, and a whole lot of things need to be rewritten now.

litre_cola

Was he behind the couch Spur? That’s always where he’s hiding in my experience

Mr. Ayo

No, he was in the ceiling watching us masterbate.

Spur

yeah, first I felt shame but then he gave some tips. He’s a good guy.

Horatio Cornblower

Don’t kink shame Jesus!

Gumbygirl

He’s got his hands full with this guy

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Spur

For you Feet weirdos
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blaxabbath

More than one kommenter has an eye for the necktie around blondie…

Spur

Rodgers House of Horrors
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Happy ‘Ween, everyone

Spur
Horatio Cornblower

My wife and one of her friends used to sing this about a stripper we all met one night when we stayed out way too late.

Redshirt

Since the game is slow and at the Half, I’d like to open the Clubhouse for an open discussion:

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ballsofsteelandfury

Kevin

SonOfSpam

Which predator? The alien thing or Diddy?

ballsofsteelandfury

I’ll still take Kevin

Gatoraids

Would rather diddy star in n

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Horatio Cornblower

Predator, and it’s not close.

Senor Weaselo

Someone get Wiz and Boomstick on the line because it sounds like it’s time for a DEATH BATTLEEEEEE!

Brocky

Unironically my favorite football movie

Horatio Cornblower

I don’t think we’ve done a football movie draft.

Probably because there aren’t that many of them.

litre_cola

Ace Ventura!

Doktor Zymm

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Mr. Ayo

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Redshirt

When I’m elected Evil Ruler of the World, any player who drops the ball before the goal line negating an easy touchdown, shall have footballs duct taped to both of his hands for the remainder of the game. Repeat offenders will have the footballs melted to their hands.

In the meantime: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

Doktor Zymm

I think Rodgers is probably going to harvest his stem cells or something so he’s not getting off easy

Spur

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Brocky

Bogdanski, this you?

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Bogdanski

Not me but I’ve already run out of potatoes. Gave out some garlic and now I’m onto the garden tomatoes. The onion will be the grand finale

Horatio Cornblower

One for Blax, RTD, and any other surfers we might have.

https://twitter.com/wsl/status/1852093343578128486

Nazare is insane stuff.

ballsofsteelandfury

Et tu, Horatio?

Horatio Cornblower

Horatio don’t surf.

ballsofsteelandfury

I swear I wrote something about surfing…

https://doorfliesopen.com/2017/09/15/surf/

Horatio Cornblower

It’s hilarious you think I remember anything I read from 2017.

blaxabbath

Badass. Nothing like those salt water waves brah.

Spur

Sydney Sweeney should reboot Elvira. She seems to understand its appeal

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Horatio Cornblower

That’s actually a genius idea.

Unsurprised

How are the Texans not up 50?

Spur

Rodgers House of Horrors
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Horatio Cornblower

Rempe later fought the kid over who got the big Kit Kat bar.

https://twitter.com/SNYRangers/status/1852114350699426250

Col. Duke LaCross

Solid reading…

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Horatio Cornblower

It helps if you know ASL

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Ha ha ha, I loved it too!” – Lea Michele, looking around nervously

Brocky

Return of the Living dead (1985)

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Spoiler

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Brocky

Forgot to mention, I’m just gonna post gifs of my favorite horror movies

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“No…no.” – RTD, shuffling off and kicking a rock

Doktor Zymm

PUNTS AND INJURIES WELCOME TO THURSDAY NIGHT

Horatio Cornblower

They do one of these where the couple complete misreads singles from another couple, thinking they’re swingers. Things get awkward and cringey and the other couple storms off. They pause, the guy says “so should we call Ted and Alice?” and the girl says “Oh. yeah! They’d fuck us.”

Spur

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Horatio Cornblower

Late night USA Network used to absolutely rule.

Sharkbait

DUCKMAN!

ArmedandHammered

I have the entire series on DVD. Gotta find time to watch.

Col. Duke LaCross

I think I heard her interviewed on Stern years ago and she described losing her virginity to Tom Jones as “getting torn up like a guy wearing baseball spikes in a sleeping bag” and I’m pretty sure I just drove around for an hour after hearing that phrase with a 1000 yard stare on my face.

Brick Meathook

Have you ever had a Fun-Size Payday bar? I just had twenty of them.

Happy Halloween

Gumbygirl

I love Payday’s. Any candy bar with peanuts works for me, Baby Ruth’s are good too.

Doktor Zymm

The Jets did a pretty good job on their ‘football team’ costume, it’s almost convincing!

Spur

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Spur

Rodgers House of Horrors
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Fronkenshteen

Jesus Christ they’re STILL washing this guy’s balls? We’re watching a mutiny because the entire team hates the quarterback and the owner. What the fuck fun is any of this shit if we can’t acknowledge reality?

Brocky

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Its even got the jets team colors

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Welcome to 2024, where alternative realities abound and we have to pretend everything is ok