What have we got here? Ah, it’s the old ‘mirror game’ (8-2 vs 2-8) and it’s a divisional tilt so anything can happen. [snorts] C’mon, we know how this ends. At one point the Steelers were 3-2 and then a certain package of crushed monkey testicles from the Honduras ‘magically’ appeared and was ‘accidentally’ burned over a fire made of the doors of an abandoned insane asylum. Next thing you know the Steelers reel off five straight wins.
Minutaie:
-Piling On The Jets: Sauce Gardner threw his new coach under the bus, saying that tackling wasn’t an issue. Who badly missed a tackle last week? The same guy that hasn’t recorded an interception in 35 games. As a Jets starter, Rodgers winning percentage is lower than both Zach’s and Sam’s. Woody Johnson acknowledged that he considered benching Rodgers-if you can count on anything, it’s MAGA types throwing their kin under the bus.
-Useless Gabe Davis is done for the season after getting some meniscus surgery done. This does not affect the Jags outlook in any way whatsoever.
-NFL Security has sent out a ‘Burglary Alert” after the homes of Mahomes and Kelce were broken into. In related news, Nick Bosa’s velvet painting of Jesus kissing Trump’s feet is now under lock and key.
-The Seahawks facility is still without power due to yet another weather phenomenon being described in war terms. (Bomb Cyclone?) Not asked for comment by anyone, Pete Carroll opined, “This totally has the fingerprints of the ghost of Kenneth Lay all over it!”.
To The Game!
Steelers/Browns:
-Jameis Winston’s O/U for interceptions is .5. Put a mortgage on your house RIGHT NOW and get in on the over.
-Can Haz Blizzard?: Weather is calling for rain and gusty, busty winds (please feel free to post pics of busty weather patterns below) for this tilt. The O/U for the game is around 37. DRAIN YOUR SAVINGS ACCOUNT AND PUT IT ALL ON THE UNDER!
-Related To Above: The Steelers kicker Boswell was responsible for all of their points last week. It’s the second time this year that he’s accomplished that. It won’t be the last. Why? Because the Steelers are goddamn boring, that’s why.
-Winston has never played against the Steelers. I’ve the notion he’s going to be feeling crabby after the game and not in the usual way.
-I Laughed: Stefanski, who is feeling a bunch of pressure from the usual social media crowd, claims he’s not bothered. He cites the fact that he grew up listening to Philly sports radio as a reason that he’s inured against the relentless squawking.
Have at it.
https://www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/clairton-house-explosion-apartments-destroyed-gas-company/
Been a night… been a week, really.
Damn it. I have something for this. Something about Baby, It’s Cold Outside and the Browns’ rapists QBs and the snowstorm and … FUCK. What am I missing?
“Say, what’s in this drink” takes on a whole new meaning with the Browns QB room…
those arent marshmallows in that cocoa
I took my own advice & walked the dogs while listening to Steely Dan. That was very pleasant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlecPxHWkYY
Add the annual Tomlin Anti-Voodoo TNF disasterpiece to a rough-ish week.
Oh well.
https://www.wtae.com/article/pittsburgh-battalion-chief-death-john-walsh/62976182
This was last night,
right now, we’re working on a house explosion. No bullshit, this is happening like half a mile from where my ex-wife and Lil’ and Lil’er WCS live.
Damn, I saw the 1st half. Just got home and it looks like the 2nd half was… different?
Tomlin went Full Tomlin this time.
You never go full Tomlin
My bed, and how I shit in it.
Snow game * (Factory + Steelers/Russell) = Bananacake Sundae.
AI isn’t nearly as entertaining as listening to Jamies talk. It’s almost like his brain is perfectly on the same exact level.
On any given Thursday (night).
Mike… sometimes the voodoo simply fails you.
afc central/afc north head coach career arc, since 1981:
1. make it to super bowl, might even make it to two
2. you might actually win a title (unless you are the bengals)
3. team becomes an underachieving meme and you never win another title again
4. your replacement does the exact same thing
(oilers/titans could have had another chance at a super bowl if not for realignment)
5.You don’t do enough to succeed but just enough to not get fired.
We’re watching the Lincoln Lawyer and it’s a perfectly cromulent show, but their sports scenes crack me up. They have him “surfing” in…not good conditions (ankle high waves on a 5’9″ or thereabouts board) and he’s hitting tennis balls served by a machine and by the end of the scene 90% of the balls are on his side of the court (which would mean he’s hit all of those into the net).
Are we perhaps, looking for realisum in the wrong places?
This is America; reality and television switched places eight years ago.
“Perfectly cromulent” is a good description. I’ve seen worse.
It’s basically summer beach reading. Not going to win the Booker Prize or a Pulitzer but it’s pretty entertaining and keeps you turning the pages.
Oh, look, Pickens is in a fight.
Remind me again why Cleveland wants a dome?
To keep the fire and smell contained
They should call me Nostraballsus
The force is strong with this one…
CALL THE STEELERS THE INFORMER CUZ THEY ARE GOING TO BE BLAMING SNOW.
How do they not flag that for Roughing the Passer? Russ got walloped.
Helluva an acting job there.
Well, fart.
Wetter and sloppier — more like a shart.
I chose to stay up late for Ice Giants Ice Stampede. Sounds like I’m missing an OK game?
*SNOW game
Do you wanna build a snowman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzktwSM7daI
Was really hoping for the conversion interception for 2-points, leaving Pittsburgh down by just a field goal.
Incoming Chef Russ kitchen gas explosion
“Nobody’s left!”
there’s like a zillion inches of lake effect snow, they couldn’t leave anyways
They’re gonna die there, Al.
only way to win in Cleveland, only way to win
Pittsburgh should probably call timeout and let Cleveland score
So they concede a TD and let lots of unnecessary time run down. Is this Eagles era Andy Reid calling plays for Pittsburgh?
no, they didnt waste the last timeout for no reason. they still have it somehow
They had 2, wasted one on the late subsitution
Baffling
shit stupid chubbdown deaux
No shrinkage by Chubb in this snow, thats good hustle
BLEERGH. HAIL.
I spent the evening watching a diceball playoff match, and I am shocked that this game outscored them!
(The final was 23-12, which would be a record for most runs scored in a game but the record is a regular season record only.)
Crab Legs is incredible content
Letting the kicker huff gas fumes from the heater before a game-winning kick seems a very Cleveland thing to do.
300+ comments on a Thursday night, we’re back baby!
You Fucker’s making me read to find the good comments
Shhhhh!!!!! Are you trying to get the Department of Re-Education to shut us down?
Isn’t the wrasslin lady in charge of your guys edumacation now?
Its why Gaetz stepped down from AG, he moved to Department of Education so he could spend more time with your kids
-Lea Michelle
I’d like to make an announcement.
I’m going to create a YouTube channel on how to apply makeup and be an influencer.
It’s a no brainer.
Will you be going with the Wicked color palate or that of Emily in Paris?
It’s Emily in Rome now!
Not having a brain is a prerequisite
Shanked punt – OSSOBUCO!
Alot of the subreddits I go to display this message