Oh, Hai!
Yep we have substitute teachers all over this Sunday! They selected the two futbol freaks who also have mental problems when it comes to their respective NFL teams. I believe Rev was laughing at me pacing like a lunatic last year in Vegas during an Eagles game.
During this visit I became friends with Sir Spam, but tonight? Friends Off. There will be no RAMMIT.
I’ll speak to my many earlier statements about Nick Sirianni and Jalen Hurts. Did I think Nick should have been fired at the end of last year, and during this season? Absolutely I fucking did. He’s a cheerleader who makes dumb fuck decisions. Can it work? I do believe that it can. It seems the defense has come together. They are executing Vic Fangio’s defense and they have been surprisingly good moving forward. I was pleased when Kellen Moore came over from JerryWorld and it seems that he has figured out that the offensive line is great and Saquon should be the focal point of the offense.
Now, Jalen. I am still not sold, he seems to gap out at important times during the game. That being said, he has come on lately and is better than whatever the fuck is out there. It hurts that AJ, Devonta, and Goedert have all been injured at various times this season. This would totally have forced Moore to concentrate more on Barkley which is why the results have been so successful of late.
Lastly, the defensive backs the Eagles have drafted have been fucking unreal. I have bitched for the 9 years that we have been here, and even at KSK, that usually the Iggles defensive backfield is usually one all pro and 3 guys from the Home Depot parking lot. DeJean and Toledo boy have been lock down corners and having Slay on the other side has been glorioUs. Shall we look at Quinyon Mitchell’s year? We shall.
Jesus Christ on a Motorbike that’s good. Dude should get Defensive Rookie of the Year.
Which leads me to RAMMIT.
“Fuck dem picks” is still so solid and I believe that this is the point where we see them go after the Quards or get stuck in the mire. Timothy McVeigh is a hell of a cooch.
Matty Stafford can still throw the ball on a dime. Nacua has that Poly-indestructible vibe, Kupp is a PNW lad, solid.
RAMMIT has been injured all season but looking at the injury report I recognize absolutely no one on that list.
I worry about this game as it is a must win. Iggles have Ravens and Yinzers next so Birds must win this one if they have any chance of keeping up with the Lions.
Should we do wine time? Why not, it’s been a while.
I petitioned for questions on last nights thread and stated that if I didn’t get any I would make them up;
A very good friend of mine (Irish) yesterday in a group chat asked this question.
“Is there anything against putting wine in the microwave? I know I will get slapped for this.” 
Fuck this shit. Do not radioactive your wine. Do you know what warms wine? Hands. Warm the fcking glass of wine up with your hands.
I was once at Lollapalooza in Chicago and a buddy of mine bought a bottle of wine in some plastic bottle. I asked him “Is it any good?” His response was perfect. “Do you like hot wine?” It was 35 C so his answer made sense.
Wine lists are made to confuse you. Never buy the cheapest wine. The markup on that shit is astronomical. After that one you will see the more inexpensive wines have a markup of 300% theen as they get more expensive that margin will drop. So your key is to know what you like and how light/heavy you want it. Years ago I put a chart down for the degrees wine, here’s another one courtesy of Wine Folly.
.
Now when describing sweet or dry they are not describing the substance as wine is a liquid and wet. Dry would be the sugar content in that there is not a lot and you will feel the dryness on your teeth if there are a lot of tannins within the wine. In general the darker the wine the more tannins and less fruity sugars will it have. When eating a steak you would want a heavier, bigger wine as the fat from the steak will coat your tongue and mute the boldness. If you had a light Pinot Noir with a steak you wouldn’t be able to taste any of the nuances of the wine as the fat would completely mute it.
BFC has brought to my attention that the official wine of the NFL is fucking barefoot. Without question the worst mass produced shite available on the market right now. You can bring me all of the shit wines from your neck of the woods but Barefoot is 6 dollars here in Canadia where booze is super expensive. In the US there are sooo many options to get drunk for free and good cheap wine. Barefoot is for lazy people who like flavoUrless wine and do not want to learn about anything. Embarrassing. Am I a wine snob? No, I am educated and know what I like. Do I think box wines are getting better and better? Yes. Wine snobs do not drink box wine or wines in a can, I will try everything once except square dancing.
Hope this helps, and if anyone has questions I will be rage watching the game tonight and am always more than happy to help.
Spam? Get RAMMED by a tush push.
Go Birds.
graham just sacked that cracker
Old Man Graham!
Eagles somehow assembled a lot of the wasted talent elsewhere in the NFC East over the last few years. Dotson was originally a Snyder and I would hate to know the extent to which that affected his lifetime earnings.
Think he got hit in the nuts, he’ll be okay in a bit with an ice pack
“Rub some dirt on it”
Nature’s air conditioning?
some asshole: football is WOKE
tonight: *white corner slaps the ball away from a white receiver*
i do not want to hear that word from a racist asshole ever again. you got white boys at DB again. fuck off.
Go home, GAMBLOR. You’re drunk.
Well, it’s in Cincinnati, so that’s not too outrageous.
After losing to the bye? Vegas must really respect the bye.
Just because the bye isn’t eligible for a bowl game doesn’t mean it’s nawt a respectable foe
Bye’s strength of schedule is impressive.
Lot of “same old Cardinals” talk over in redbird country.
I’m like, “who wants to ballot more public-paid upgrades at the football stadium?!”
Other than picking it up and moving it somewhere other than in the middle of nowhere, what would they want to do to it? Seemed perfectly fine to me.
Mighty Whitey got bootfucked yesterday so why wouldn’t the Eagles get killed too?
Will Ferrel’s voice and actual Chris Pratt in a Monopoly Go tv ad? Can we bring back Dr. Kevorkian please?
Thanks for the wine chart.
If you’re every in Philly make sure to ask everyone “Is barbera the best?”
The punishment for excessive celebration (or did they get rid of that?) should be wearing a guardian cap for the rest of the game
It’s only if they point at things now, but still works
High as fuck Dok is going to be hilarious in the next two hours.
peanut brittle > peanuts
This hot take isn’t even lukewarm
I made no claims on the thermodynamic properties of my take
Four out of five dentists recommend peanut brittle in order to retire early.
I know where all my tendons are
It would be verrah creepy if you didn’t since awareness of your tendons probably applies to most people within a 2 meter radius of your body, and if you were just suddenly missing a tendon and didn’t know why….so many questions
Still attached.
Never had much issues with the tendons it’s always the meniscus with me.
Can’t be a problem if you don’t have any meniscus left
-GTD still trying to play sportsball
Based on all the cheeiring for Saquon, I can only assume there is a battery shortage in LA this weekend. Keep your devices plugged in!
There is a surprising amount of Philly fans in LA.
Is there an Eagles bar that you know of?
More than one.
They ran a play! Yes, the refs fucked up, but they didn’t catch the mistake in time.
But it’s the Eagles rather than the Lions so there’s a 85.76% higher chance that they’ll acknowledge and rectify the mistake
“I am proud to award the Lombardi Trophy to the Phila- I’m sorry, I’ve just been informed there was a missed call on the game from the Eagles’ Week 12 game. All results are vacated and we’ll restart the season from the point of the infraction.”
As it should be.
LAWYERBALL!
Do y’all law talkers like or hate that term?
Nick Sirianni, more like Nick Siria-needs to throw that challenge flag better
/shows self out
BLEERGH already?
Slay took a helmet right in the dick.
Is that Unsportsmanlike Conduct or Illegal Contact to the Head?
That’s extra on top of her hourly rate in some places.
-R Kraft
“gotta affect the head.”
-ggggggreg williams
“that is literally my job!”
-nina hartley
Joke from my Dad:
Mike Brown is on his death bed. His friends and family are surrounding him. Mike goes, “I see something. Its not a light; its a movie. There’s a nickel defense. The quarterback takes the ball. Throws it. Touchdown. The Bengals win the Super Bowl!
Wait. There’s a flag on the play.”
Pula Nacua looks like if Eddie Van Halen played sports.
Does anyone remember what Lebron’s chin looks like?
Stafford is nawt even in my top 100 of grizzled people
His protective layer of fat has metastasized into gristle, does that change your view?
Close, but I was going to say something about turkeys then got distracted by a shiny and started thinking about Dolly Parton. I hope I look as good as her at her age and can afford the surgery to make that possible even if I don’t bother because that seems like a lot of effort.
She has amazing skin.
Truth. Between her skin and her figure I suspect she has much healthier habits than most old school country music people
First gummy hitting quicker than expected so had a second gummy. Pretty sure that makes sense
This makes me want to take a second one. If the cool kids are doing it.
Thinking about…..it’s weird I know….half a third gummy
I just took a 2nd. Have to put Deci to bed at the half.
I just realized why I like bathrobes so much. They’re basically capes with sleeves and pockets, which are the two weaknesses of the cape. The only weakness of the bathrobe is having to cinch it quite firmly to avoid accidental flashing if stepping outside and wearing it as a primary garment
also the perfect clothing for eating a bucket of greasy kfc
Or you could simply not care if people saw the goodies
Probably 70% of people, sure, but gotta watch out for that other 30%
“30% of people have agendas-that was proved by Michel Foucault at the Battle of the Somme in 1971. Everyone knows that!”
-History teachers next year, Mississippi
MICHEL?? THATS EITHER FRENCH OR TRANS
No capes
-Edna K
“They’re basically capes with sleeves and pockets, which are the two weaknesses of the cape.”
No bathrobes! -Edna Mode
As far as Irritating noises are concerned, Tom Brady and Erin Andrews fucking should be the new smoke alarm alert.
She’s married to a hockey player last I heard. Did anything change?
I was riffing on noises that irritate me, marriage status was not a variable.
A sound doesn’t have to exist to be annoying. They’re very Wyoming like that
Tonight’s irritating noise is brought to us by Carrie Underwood and Autotune. Nails on a chalkboard!
Kolb jersey on.
Go Birds.
I got rid of all my redacteds stuff in favor of Team merchendise, but I do kinda wish I had kept my Kerrigan jersey
There are some LEGIT box and can wines. And since they’re way more anaerobic than bottles it travels and keeps better as well. If an archeologist unearths a plastic baggie of box wine in 1000 years I hope it’s drinkable and drunk that night in camp
Drop some recommendations.
I’m here to listen.