Chefs and Ricky’s Raiders – 3pm game open thread

The image above was taken last night as we went non-traditional.  My rib eye was delicious and my mac and cheese delivered as usual (side note – can Hippo eat Kraft Mac & Cheese as it does not really have any cheese).  Not pictured are the rolls nor the wild sockeye salmon filet I wrapped in foil, covered with fresh dill and lemon slices, and baked till medium rare.  She was very, very happy.  I hope all of you enjoyed your Thanksgiving as much as I did, what I remember of it.

To the game – KC vs. LV, since they are televising this, I soon expect actual snuff films to start being broadcast, because, even I, coach and owner of A&H’s Used Vape Cart ff team know that the likely hood of the Chefs losing is less then the chance of me not getting stoned today (already am).  So, obviously I don’t know shit, but even I know this will be an ass beating to rival that time my father chastised me for not performing my chores in a timely manner.  Could have used a standing desk that week.

Anyway, the fun in watching this will be trying to see how the Raider will Raider this one up.

Fucking word count.  Lets see, gonna hit the steam sale and pick up some games I will probably never have the time to pay.

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Mid 50's geek/nerd, avid reader of Science Fiction and Fantasy, manga, Chinese Web novels, and British mysteries, cult movies are my thing (have you seen Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter?)
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yeah right

That is one dynamite food money shot.

Well deserved my good man!

Brick Meathook

From the internetz :

https://ibb.co/LCFjFJy

Game Time Decision

WTAF
I get all those words just nawt in that order

Horatio Cornblower

The internet was a bad idea.

Game Time Decision

Thanks Obama Al Gore

Brick Meathook

Actually, I consider this JFK post to be very skilled and very dry satire, in the same vein as the Church of the SubGenius (which I really loved). It looks real, it acts real, but it ain’t real. The Church of the SubGenius was incorporated but never as a non-profit, and The Book of the SubGenius (its “bible”) was always classified as humor by libraries. Yet “The Church” consistently maintained that it was in fact a religion, and no one disprove that. It’s in the great tradition of satire shared, at various times, by The Weekly World News grocery tabloid and The Onion, when each of those were in their prime (The Onion peaked in 2000 with Our Dumb Century). KSK came damn close to this as well.

Brick Meathook

Also: The 19th President was RBH (Rutherford B. Hayes). No one denies this.

Doktor Zymm

So the Chiefs only won because of a back room deal where they promised to end Reconstruction? I KNEW IT!

Doktor Zymm

I feel like it’s not nearly as bad as the Bears, mainly because it was some poor rookie kid stuck playing for the Raiders that fucked up and not the highly paid coach that’s supposed to know wtf is going on

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

There also appears to be immense controversy over the officiating decision to change the call from a false start to an illegal shift (despite the fact that an official is running in from the sideline abandoning his assignment waving his arms and blowing the play dead), which – surprise surprise – ended up favoring the Chiefs.

Gatoraids

if Taylor spent as much time rigging the election as she does every Chiefs game….

Redshirt

MAGAdiots: “We don’t follow celebrities, just because they are popular.”
Trump: “Shut up, peasants.”
MAGAdiots: “Yes, savior, sir.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

And here I was thinking I wouldn’t have preferred a 56-6 blowout.

Gumbygirl

Jesus Christ, that was the Jetsiest thing the Raiders have ever done.

Game Time Decision

Bears standing off to the side with a “what about us” face

ballsofsteelandfury

Well, there’s your answer to how are the Raiders gonna FUCK this up?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m just gonna tell myself that the Raiders are deliberately tanking.

litre_cola

What the hell was that???? Chefs are frauds like the Iggles last year.

Doktor Zymm

Their record would be more convincing if there was even ONE team in the league they could blow out, or at least beat by more than a score

Redshirt

Shh! No one show them they’re frauds until the Divisional Round Loss.

Redshirt

Home cooking by BLEERGH

Doktor Zymm

Well damn

Gatoraids

Nobody has looked more for a team being fed to the Lions since Nero

Doktor Zymm

C’mon guy, redeem thyself!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sounds like I made the right call not watching this one.

Doktor Zymm

It’s actually far better than expected!

Doktor Zymm

At least the Chefs won’t cover

Gumbygirl

Wow, that kicker needs to be fired into the sun

Redshirt

Well that…Earth…jumped out of nowhere.

Gatoraids

Raiders catching a bit of the EberFlu

Redshirt

This is what we deserve for rooting for the Raiders.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

What’s this we shit?

Doktor Zymm

Looks like that was tipped

scotchnaut

“10, 15 or 20%?”

-everyone these days

Bogdanski

That’s not bad, I only see 18, 20, 22%, or custom (because of the implication)

BrettFavresColonoscopy

If you don’t give me a 15% option, you’re getting 15%. If you do, I tend to go with 18-20%

Bogdanski

My typical % is more like 20-22 but if you have a minimum 18%, that’s all you’re getting

Doktor Zymm

So the Raiders have to get at least a field goal, but without leaving too much time for Mahomes. They’re screwed

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The fact that we’re not discussing whether we’re going to hit a 56-6 or 56-9 scorigami is victory enough for me.

Doktor Zymm

Cmon, fake punt

Gatoraids

Chiefs New Home of the 12th and 13th man

Redshirt

“Stop the count!”

Doktor Zymm

Savor this moment, everyone except Chefs fans

Don T

Se dden change! RAAAIIIIII DUUURRRRSS RAAAIIIIII DUUURRRRSS
RAAAIIIIII DUUURRRRSS

scotchnaut

Look at you, Vegas!

Don T

Mm. No garbage time minutes yet, at the end of 3rd QRT. Watching choices good!

Redshirt

Mahomes hurt his wrist?

Doktor Zymm

Lineman tripped on him

Don T

His watch wrist noooo!

Gatoraids

hurting mine thinking of a chiefs loss here

Doktor Zymm

Ok, we can stop the game now, while Bowers has more points than Kelce

scotchnaut

Bowers is stupid good.

Don T

Built like a tank

Doktor Zymm

THESE RAIDERS I CALL THEM A BLIND SQUIRREL BECAUSE THEY MANAGED TO DRAFT A NUT FOR ONCE

scotchnaut

It always bugs me when a punt/kickoff returner gets caught from behind. Aren’t you supposed to be the fastest guy on the field?

Don T

RAIII DUURRSS keeping it mathematically alive, I see. No more FG attempts plz

Doktor Zymm

Brockoli!

Don T

Three days of grave pissing is the standard Bears mourning period, I hear.

Gatoraids

how we all imagine his landing spot

https://youtu.be/ERu6o2JOaqc?t=96

BrettFavresColonoscopy

He’s a decent defensive coordinator. He should never get within Marc Trestman court ordered distance from a school from another head coaching job.

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Don T

“…and we call this sandwich, the unholdsble.” Is my best guess at narration.

Fronkenshteen

Look at Southampton over here! Up 2-1 now on Brighton.

Fronkenshteen

Nevermind. Disallowed.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Who the hell is Ricky?

litre_cola

The greatest ever base stealer? Just ask him.

King Hippo

so fine, he blows on our mind?

Fronkenshteen

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

One of my greatest regrets in life is that I’ve never put my testicles all over a French exchange student.

Gumbygirl

Gumby put his all over a Dutch exchange student. He talked about her tits in homeroom all year, because he thought she didn’t speak English. She jumped his bones at the Senior party
( we were on a break)

Gumbygirl

Mine were perkier

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Speaking on behalf of men, we don’t have a proper appreciation for that quality when we’re that age.

Senor Weaselo

“No, that’s Mickey.” -Mrs. McGillicuddy

/I’d like to thank Senorita Weaselo for the Lucy deep cuts I can make

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Fronkenshteen

That was a wonderful extended shot of absolutely no one in the stadium giving a shit as the halftime show crew walked right by them to get in position.

litre_cola

You know my feeling on the pre halftime shot of the “New boot goofin”. Glad others give 0 fucks about it at all.

Redshirt

If the tie is not broken, the two-man three-legged relay and grammar jamboree will be held on consecutive Saturdays until a Big 12 Champion is crowned.

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Doktor Zymm

Shan’khlor heating up some leftovers

Doktor Zymm

C’mon Raidurs, do Raidings!

King Hippo

I feel like all Johnny Reb’s “Hotty Toddy” scripts should be changed to “Know Your Place”

King Hippo

Waiting to see who wins the race – Egg Bowl kickoff (coo-coo-ka-choo!) or nap commencement.

Brick Meathook

That’s a great looking Thanksgiving plate (there are no rules!) and also a great photo.

Redshirt

Luke Fickell for Bengals HC or DC! Because he may not have a job at Wisconsin at this rate.

Don T

I’m all about the RAAAAIIIIII DUUUUURS today. Hope you spent Viernes N*gr* saving hundreds spending thousands.

Don T

Well yeah, under that lighting even cyanide looks yummy

King Hippo

in this Timeline, when does cyanide NOT seem yummy?

litre_cola

I’m in.