Placeholder Saturday Thread

What’s new in the world, one might ask.  Not fuck shit, one might answer.

Appreciate this last weekend of both (i) full FITBAW schedule; and (ii) liberal democracy.  Hey, there’s a better than 50/50 shot prong (i) will at least come around again.  Depends on when the shooting wars start, I reckon.

Presumably, there is footy on USA and NBC today.  College hoopsball, for those unfortunate enough to care about it.  Me, I think I will finally get around to watching Paramount Plus’ “Landman” – it’s got Billy Bob Thornton in it, plus some other damned fine prestige TV-ish casting.  Shit, even my ex-wife said she thought I’d really like it.  One of many benefits of staying on the friendly side, if/when one’s family life and stability crumbles into the void.

OH YEAH, we gots us some real doggone good void times coming up!

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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scotchnaut

Son of a Bitch!-there’s a new post up.*

*it’s of Pat Ewing quality, nowhere near Hakeem Olajawon territory

SonOfSpam

Kickass goal just now for USMNT (beating Venezuela, maybe not super impressive, but the goal was awesome)

AND NOW ANOTHER ONE

SonOfSpam

Two nil, on TNT for those interested (by that I mean PATRIOTIC AMERICANS)

scotchnaut

A Hundred +1’s

/what a bloody, brilliant mess they were-never equaled, never even approached

fleshwound_NPG

1994 snoop woulda shot both 2017 snoop and 2025 snoop

https://bsky.app/profile/datadrivenmd.social/post/3lfyiossns22j

scotchnaut

Anyone else had the experience whereby turning 18 was the parents excuse for absolving themselves of any, any responsibility whatsoever for the kidling? That’s the boat that girlfriend of youngest skull fracture boy is rowing. Wow…

Fronkenshteen

What’s Beattie Mixon’s track record as far as playing hurt? Does he gut shit out, or does Dameon Pierce turn into a GOD DAMN FOLK HERO TODAY?! YEEEEEE-HAAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!

Redshirt

50/50. He may power through or he may tap out. Expect him to be used as decoy or for Princess Bride battle-of-wits “We know you know we know you know he’s hurt”.

Redshirt

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Doktor Zymm

Why don’t bubble tea places open for breakfast? Oh well, got my fancy tea (jasmine cheese tea with lychee popping boba) and a bahn mi so I’m all good

Doktor Zymm

Bahn Mi sandwiches are possibly the best thing to come out of colonial empires, although chicken tikka masala is up there too

ArmedandHammered

lamb vindaloo and naan

yeah right

^this guy gets it^

Gatoraids

fun and ancient yet up to date website tracking dispersion of foods and when they invented

https://www.foodtimeline.org/index.html

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I often wonder the same thing. Are they politely telling us that it’s a milkshake and not a morning tea? I feel judged.

Brick Meathook

Speaking of IHOP, I went to my nearby International House of Waffles, and I ordered a waffle. A Belgian Waffle.

I divided the plate surface into “Waffle Theaters of Operations” and designed my attack strategy around these divisions. Initial advances were made in the southeast, beginning with a saturation bombing using Old Fashioned syrup-substance.

https://ibb.co/s5sTQYY

The advance continued in the southwest, called “Operation Blueberry.” This was comprised of slashing attacks with a cheap butter knife coupled with fork forces using tines in a coordinated and mutually supporting manner.

https://ibb.co/NSTyMTd

Fighting in the northeast continued this trend, following a massive assault with “Strawberry Inspired Red Dye #3 Substance” to soften resistance.

https://ibb.co/RbNx7Px

Mopping up operations are continuing in the northwest. Updates will be posted when available.

ballsofsteelandfury

When you get back here, we need to collaborate. This should be a series of posts…

Brick Meathook

Absolutely!

Doktor Zymm

I always follow a strategy that involves the liberal use of butter mines

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is this the IHOP over in Ballston? Or down in Alexandria? IIRC the latter is not the most pristine of IHOPs.

Brick Meathook

Ballston! The magic IHOP that has been there for 60 years and is surrounded with new development high-rises yet it still remains on its humble plot. It must be a cash cow (with $12 waffles it has to be) and I know they own the land.

Gumbygirl

We lived down the street from a Waffle House in Birmingham that was so disgusting they knocked it down and built a new one rather than try to clean it.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
scotchnaut

/Texas Tech recruiting pitch

“You’re going to play relentless defense, forcing every defender to go to their left hand, what do you say? Are you in?”

/I don’t think this is much of an exaggeration

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THESE TEXAS DEFENDERS I CALL THEM GALU TAGOVAILOA BECAUSE THEY ARE FORCING YOUNG MEI TO USE THEIR LEFT HAND EVEN THOUGH IT IS NOT THEIR NATURAL INCLINATION TO DO SO.

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Gatoraids

REMEMBER the Alamo? I took that personally

Senor Weaselo

The good: I might have played the greatest game in our league history. Without telling you who won (to save for Nocturnes Magazine), 18-17, 17 innings, both teams were on their last pitcher and giving fatigue rolls, walk-off solo shot.

The bad: I was an hour late meeting Senorita Weaselo for her 90 minute break. If I am brutally murdered tonight, it’s been an honor, and the teddy bear did it.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This is almost as bad as Horatio’s story last night about…um…that thing…with the girlfriend…that he abandoned in a burning car wreck so he could go play video games or something. I can’t recall the details, it was late and I was drunk. Or maybe it was early and I was sober. Anyhow, I don’t remember things so good these days.

Horatio Cornblower

OH WHAT A GOAL!!!

No, not for UConn, they clanged one at the buzzer.

Horatio Cornblower

How can that be disallowed? Where else is he supposed to tuck his arm?

Horatio Cornblower

Never mind, an actual explanation from the announcer.

You can tell this isn’t US television.

scotchnaut

How do I know it’s officially winter? There are dumb dude snowmobilers racing across our lake with no fear of going through the ice.

Horatio Cornblower

Oh, it’s fixin’ to be a bad day in the diamond mines.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I wish I was a neutral because this has been a fantastic game.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m flipping back and forth between the UConn game. UConn setting up to lose by 3 when Karaban clangs a 28’er as time expires.

scotchnaut

/someone in college basketball bangs a hard shot off the glass that misses the hoop entirely

Men’s BB Take- “That was an ill-advised shot.”

Women’s BB Take: “The quality of basketball needs to improve dramatically before this sport is taken seriously.”

Horatio Cornblower

In the UConn came the color guy just said “Creighton’s made 8 3s, and I think that’s helped them.”

Thanks, Donny Marshall. Where would we be without you?

Fronkenshteen

That’s the only table food our most shy kitteh will eat. Damn near eats it right off my plate, too! She acts completely unlike herself for the stuff, it’s great!

Gumbygirl

This is an interesting story about those big planes that drop the fire retardant. I’ve known Bobby Smithley since we were kids, he and my brother were a grade ahead of me. They were groomsmen in each others weddings.
https://ssnews.page.link/2gSdoinXTn7tgCnV7

Gatoraids

insanely impressive for them to fly and do that under the windy obscured vision conditions

Cool video from their safety training showing exactly how much force is delivered
https://youtu.be/ONdSoiI4zIA?t=82

Horatio Cornblower

OK, Arsenal Twitter, let’s hear how much Trossard and Haavertz suck now.

Game Time Decision

Well, maybe they still do
/winded from typing this comment

Fronkenshteen

This is a GAMBLOR! alert because I care deeply for everyone here. I have a VERY STRONG FEELING about the Houston Texans covering today’s point spread. If you’re unfamiliar with the smoldering wreckage of similar STRONG FEELINGS of mine from past playoff games, allow me to assure you that this WILL NOT HAPPEN. I actually feel bad for them. Poor bastards. I bet they even had a great, uplifting week of practice, never knowing their collective fate has already been predetermined by impressing my uninformed ass. They are marked with the Scarlet “F”.

Horatio Cornblower

The Texans?

You can gamble of fantasy teams now?

Gatoraids

*open up note book*

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scotchnaut

Tears For Fears was so gotdamn serious, fer chrissakes. Give me some ABC!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTV5FvNCbhk&ab_channel=ABCVEVO

Horatio Cornblower

Fightin’ Horatios, playing without their best player, down 7 in the second half to Creighton.

Creighton is always a good team that always bombs out early in the tournament, and I finally figured out why: it’s because all their players are about 30, and they just get tired playing that long of a season.

scotchnaut

A vision of dancing with a large-breasted Goth Girl just came into my head. She was from Stittsville.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stittsville

yeah right

Could be worse holes to fall down.

Trust me

scotchnaut

Hole, for one thing.

litre_cola

Gunner gol. Cecil will take it easy on the workers today.

Gatoraids

read ‘Landman’ as Landsman I thought the Wire was getting a new spinoff

https://youtu.be/MFg4bhBV7pk?t=5

litre_cola

Phew. 3 pts. Foxy footy going down.

Horatio Cornblower

Oh good, Saliba’s out.

This’ll end well.

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Doktor Zymm

IHOP doesn’t have lingonberry crepes anymore. That is some BULLSHIT

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m not thrilled that IKEA emerged as the victor, but I am thankful that the lingonberry mob wars are over.

scotchnaut

It’s almost a blessing that I don’t get Cuse basketball games any more.

Horatio Cornblower

They still play?

scotchnaut

More than the Whalers.

/BOOM! OOF! POW!

Horatio Cornblower

Damn you, sir. Damn you to Hell.

scotchnaut

You went there. I went there. It was a wonderful adventure-let’s never go there again.

scotchnaut

The last little bit of it that is salient is happening in the women’s college game and the hatred directed towards it is…something else.

Horatio Cornblower

Well, the turns have certainly tabled in the Liverpool match.

Goddammit.

Horatio Cornblower

My son told me his friend made $10K last night. Knowing his friend I replied “Blackjack?”

My son replied “No. Trump coin.”

Me: “I would rather kill myself.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

At some point those lunatics will inevitably end up killing each other over that stuff, so you’ve at least got that to look forward to.

scotchnaut

I’ve been toying with the notion of opening a site that sells food to dumbass wackos that think the end-times are near. These rubes need to be separated from their money before they “The Mist” their families.

Game Time Decision

I don’t know how to make a site, but will learn to help take their moneys

scotchnaut

You say “Coding”, I say “MRE’s”, let’s get this thing going!

Gatoraids
Horatio Cornblower

“Just 6 touches inside the Palace box” is also why Diana left Charles.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s also why Prince Andrew was not allowed to bring any more of his “nieces” from “Canada” as guests into the family’s reserved section at the royal opera house.

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litre_cola

Fulham makes me more frustrated than when I was a pubescent adolescent.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I watched their last game with a dedicated fan. I don’t know how he managed to restrain himself from putting a boot through the television.

Horatio Cornblower

Litre: “You can do that!?!?”

litre_cola

It is difficult for certain. Blood pressure through the roof.

Doktor Zymm

Just looked in my Venmo account and found $240 I didn’t realize I had from poker! Since it’s gambol money anyhoo perhaps I might try this sports betting lark, although would be easier if I was in Chicago where the legit sportsbooks are allowed to operate.

Anyone got the number for Otani’s guy?

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Mr. Ayo

I sure do, it’s (661) 729-2000

Doktor Zymm

Oh well done

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I thought that was the new number that State Farm clients can call to get their claims instantly rejected.

Mr. Ayo

Well, it’s just as useful for those clients.

Horatio Cornblower

Just set the money of fire. You’ll save time.

Don T

Imma play Bad Bunny’s new album 🔁🔁🔁 until told to stop. Or if some Who or Clash pops up, of course.
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Doktor Zymm

But he IS bad at BEING a bunny

Game Time Decision

Rex and Lola with the side eye, agreeing
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Horatio Cornblower

They seem pretty relaxed for prey animals.

Well done.

Redshirt

Reports: Vivek Ramaswamy plans to announce run for governor of Ohio

I’d be pissed but Ohio Governors forget that Cincinnati exists and is part of Ohio, so I think we’ll be okay.

Redshirt

Expand your footprint, Dems. Embrace the suburban sprawl.

Don T

Quite the party last night. This goes on today too, and tomorrow. Gotta fit the playoff games around. I am still saen u noe
Last night, during pouring rain. Still hella packT 😝
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Name five people in this photograph who don’t have dark hair. You can’t!

Horatio Cornblower

“Oh my god it’s full of Puerto Ricans!!!!”

litre_cola

I am ready to rage again.

Don T

Buenos días WOOOOOOO. Driving the Imaginaries bandwagon today #EvictKC

Fave song of 2025 so far. Literally bangin’
https://youtu.be/Toq85_RPmus?si=arHp09NABCkw4wkz

Doktor Zymm

Aren’t the Chiefs like -9 or something? That seems like an insane line for a playoff game, even with one of the teams being imaginary

Senor Weaselo

Ooh, the Cherries! That makes three things I know about Bournemouth, after Razer and The Witches.

yeah right

A right proper Barcode curb stomp.

Now, Fuck off Newcastle!