Let’s not waste any time on an ill-thought-out preamble.
To The Game!
Eagles/Chiefs:
-Spags Alert!: The Chiefs have allowed but one 100 yard rusher this year. The bad news for Saquon? It was a QB by the name of Lamar! and it was waaay back in week one.
-Here’s some more bad news for Philly-Mahomes is 8-0 vs Fangio defenses. However, this is the first time in his playoff career that he’s playing against a #1 ranked unit.
-Though Hurts went for 246 two weeks ago, in the other two games he threw for less than 146 yards.
-Much has been made of K.C. having won 17 straight one score games but the Eagles have been tested and their record this year in those games is 9-2.
-Jake Elliot being 1 of 8 from 50+ yards is going to affect Sirianni’s decision-making. Will Philly fans be cognizant of this should a choice fizzle? You know the answer.
-During these playoffs the Eagles D has forced 10 turnovers and they have not turned the ball over yet. As a matter of fact, Hurts hasn’t thrown an INT since November 10th.
-Sirianni is the only coach to reach the playoffs and go to two Super Bowls in his first four years. (I thought Seifert might have done so but he missed the playoffs in his third year with a 10-6 record and won his 2nd Super Bowl in his fifth year. Btw, does anyone remember him coaching Carolina?)
-As you may have guessed, Patty’s QBR is 10 points higher in the postseason.
-Potential wide receiver surprises today? I’ll take D-Hop, who has only one catch so far. He’s a proven guy and Reid has a habit of going to an unlikely source at an important time. On the other side Devonta Smith will not attract much attention-he could erupt.
-Reid is 33-7 with two weeks to prepare for a game.
-Though the best part of his game is scrambles and designed runs, Hurts led all QB’s in completion percentage over expectation this season. (+7%)
-Should they win, the Chiefs +59 point differential (to this point in the season) would be the 4th-lowest of any Super Bowl victor. It pains me to say it but should that happen, it would be Andy’s (and Spags!) best coaching job ever.
Get in here and do your thing. And you folks we haven’t seen in some time, please do drop by and say hello. We’d love to see you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqcXmgrctdU
Lol
We’d be better off it they’d hung that guy.
Sure sounds funny when your te4am suck like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBbl3RpgNN4
I am incredibly drunk. Have nae gotten into an incident. So bed time?
Seems like the safest bet, as long as it’s a real bed and nawt the neighbors yard, the backseat of a random car, etc
Water, maybe some chow and then bed time.
This is what being a Dad has done to me.
I am NAWT good at heat. Out walking for only about an hour and was half dead until I got in some AC and had an iced lychee oolong tea with aloe. Now getting my hair did for the first time in like 5 years!
Genovia says “Go Birds”
https://twitter.com/SnakeSkin_J/status/1888778256591032746
https://x.com/TownsUsa/status/1888822019313094822/photo/1
https://twitter.com/CrossingBroad/status/1888753268957884734
All is good
I mean, Ireland whipped whole-sale ass on Scotland, so you’re not wrong.
/ducks
The England – France game was excellent.
As usual, the Murrayfield highlight was the anthem.
Whatever.
The micks are gonna have their way with them.
Want some? Got plenty
And Nick Foles with the dagger.
Dagger? I heard it was more of a broadsword🍆
He is a legend.
So is his penis
We have cleared everyone from Chez Cornblower. Much beer was consumed. More is about to be consumed. I am not going to feel well tomorrow. No one listened when we said “We have food handled, don’t bring anything other than what you want to drink that isn’t really good and really high octane beer, which we also have handled” so we have a shitload of leftovers. Just in case anyone wants to swing by for lunch.
Beer was consumed. Food was consumed. Some meatballs of questionable vintage were dumped half a mile away for varmints to consume, (seriously Steve; your meatballs would crack a molar), stories were told, pool and darts were played and most importantly, the Chiefs did not win.
Everything is glorious, and pitches and catchers report in a week.
Monday Morning Mock Drafts resume in two weeks. The first subject will be ‘bread.’ Start thinking now. The first MMMD that I forget is in three weeks.
Fuck you, Andy Reid. You’re a horrible person and you deserve this loss so, so, so much.
Beer selling for Beerguy resumes in two months!
Are you taking the vacation with the swingers?
Yes.
San Juan. Some time this year.
You gonna hit up young don_t? Everyone needs a local lawyer.
Mrs. Horatio wouldn’t have it any other way.
That suave bastard.
He is the. Most swarthy ever
The meatballs sound suspiciously similar to Terry Pratchett’s description of “dwarf bread” and all I can say (on behalf of Lowratio who I assume is gagged and blindfolded in the basement) is “WHAT THE HELL, MAN?”
Lowratio had options including wings, fried chicken, steak, two forms of cheesecake, scallops wrapped in bacon, quiche (for some reason), and several others I’m forgetting. He’s fine.
At least the refs lost.
Anyway, see you in August.
You don’t have to disappear until August, we’ll still be here tomorrow!
Just not, like, before 11:00 am, right? And keep it down, my head is gonna hurt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz5GODsbImE
What’d you say? Can’t really hear you…
Everyone got their order but to much provolone
So, in summary,
💔
The one bet I would have gotten right is that there was no way that was happening tonight.
Found a funny:
“…but all I could think was wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, and most wonderful and yet again, wonderful.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN8lH1xo5k4
…and thus concludes another NFL season.
Rick and Morty We Need a Vacation VERY UNCENSORED YouTube
Now that I’m finally home (okay, Senorita Weaselo’s) and can look…
What the fuck was up with the scorebug? “Hey, let’s make it massive so you can’t watch the game.”
“Can we make it look rushed? Like very rushed? Like we put it together when they were signing the National Anthem.”
Refs to Chiefs:
I failed you
The Philly Eagles winning in 2018 setup the West Coast Eagles to win the Grand Finals in 2019, so I really need to make sure I re-up my membership for this season.
Tom Brady watching the GOAT Debate crumble while he watches up from the booth:
There’s no way that creepy motherfucker wasn’t telepathically jerking himself off throughout the 4th quarter.
Super Bowl: Patrick Mahomes horrible 1st half led to so many Tommy Tuberville jokes
After hearing about all dressed chips for years, I finally saw them for sale in San Diego. My hot take,… meh, they’re OK. They taste like watered down bbq chips. Apologies if what I got here is not representative of what’s sold in Canada but I feel like Letterkenney has let me down here
All Dressed chips are the biggest lie the food industry has told since the all-dressed bagel
This guy gets it.
They’re mediocre at best.
Oh, god, does that taste like weak bbq chip flavor bagel? Either way, sounds awful
BOLTMAN REQUIRES YOU TO GET ASADA CHIPS, AND NOT TO FORGET THE LIME! [Pelvic thrusts too many times]
It’s the pelvic thrust that really drives them insane. People forget that, smgdh.
All dressed are ok, but I don’t really miss them.
Another hot Canadian food take: poutine is just soggy fries with shitty cheese. And yeah, people try to sex them up by adding pastrami or whatever, but that just makes me want to go all Sally Albright and order it all on the side.
What the Hell? BBQ? You got bad chips.
Like I said, maybe these aren’t the “authentic” all-dressed but the stuff I got ain’t great
[checks score]
OH FUCK YEAH WE GON’ DRANK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW3Jk2d_tHs
Live feed
https://bsky.app/profile/aishiterutokyo.bsky.social/post/3lhs76swbyc2x
Meanwhile at Korakuen – tables were being broken anyway!
Am out. See you all for March Madness.
saquon barkley gets the walter payton super bowl most valuable decoy award for opening up the entire offense around him and getting an asshole loudmouth coach a ring
,,,
This league just loves giving the MVP to QBs, deserved or not
Yeah, let’s not give it to the collective group who made Patrick Mahomes look like a position player playing QB.
Gamebreaker of a pick 6? As a rookie? Nope, QB.
Agreed. That’s the moment where everyone went from “Is this happening?” to “This is happening!”
to kelce-swift tonight celebrations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwyTrWJ7Djw
While I won’t stand for any Steely Dan slander, this is somehow appropriate for the circumstance.
Steely Dan should be hunted for sport.
Now you’re just being hurtful on purpose.
https://streamable.com/n7h9q
goodnight, philly
Philadelphia (live):
https://ibb.co/d4RNVDDr
https://ibb.co/8452rhYq
both of these pics are just random screenshots of philly last tuesday
Bad NFL Season. Worst Socio-economic political year.
At least my new job is rescission proof and the Spurs are on the raise.
I know the Knicks won the Christmas game but Wemby terrifies me. Dude’s doing silly shit, especially the blocks.
Bradshaw can barely hold the microphone. Let the poor man retire!
Get Trump to make him ambassador to Peru.
Siam. He can work from home.
Nobody tell him.
That was some ’80’s German porn domination right there folks.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey at least none of the bosa brothers are involved
Booooooooooooooooooooooo
Here’s to hoping Bradshaw calls it the Silverdome like Hulk Hogan did.
The owner shouldn’t get the trophy first.
Oof.
NO ONE DENIES THIS EITHER
https://ibb.co/fGV00sQj
What Eagle Fans really look like when they song that stupid song
I just checked and don’t have any circle water at my door. Wtf, this is false advertising
Philadelphia Police Scanner
https://m.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/4603?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR1-v2y2xJbMhztNO6hv6ewjxaLmeMC_Xsfe4rw7Zf8ftK0fq1YGEDHBUhY_aem_-hHhxvtDX3hvkZ4XSsHR6A#google_vignette
A Superb Owl indeed. Good to see yall good to be seen!
Porky! Sorry I wasn’t here to say hi in real time but cheers to you!
Stop by any and every time.
Don’t be a stranger!
Philly is gonna burn tonight. To be fair, it was gonna burn win or lose
As long as someone runs into a subway pillar I’ll be happy
And that guy was ok!
And eats horse shit
They’re gonna build some shit just to burn it!
Live from my Philly Cam
Someone just pointed this out about Kendrick’s halftime bling.
The amazon a?
It’s a Drake thing I’m led to believe.
Small A, or A minor, is part of his dissing Drake by saying he’s a pedophile.