Okay, what do we got in the news? Sports news, not *points to map* all this shit.

To ban or not to ban: Will the Brotherly Shove get the ax? Listen to people complain on both sides of the issue!

We’re already fucked! Aaron Glenn said the move on from Aaron Rodgers has upset some players. This team is eternally fucked, and considering Namath and Woody, WITHOUT ANYTHING ELSE EVEN, they deserve it.

The rest is just draft and trade posturing.

What’s on the telly?

Just one hockey offering late: Canuckistan the Free vs. Boycott the Monarchy (VAN vs. LAK, 10:00, TNT)

Almost caring about basketball?

FUCK EMBIID vs. Solidly in the second tier, but hard countered by the top tiers (PHI vs. NYK, 7:00, ESPN)

No Wemby so just Pals (and I guess CP3) vs. “Meowth, that’s right!” (SAS vs. HOU, 9:30, ESPN)

JV not-yet Smarch:
Patrick Chewing vs. Lowratio’s not-quite-finest (Georgetown vs. UConn, in progress, FS1)

Gaetz Kryptonite vs. War Damn Eagle (ranked #1) (Ole Miss vs. Auburn, 7:00, ESPN2)

Wolven Sort vs. “Hey, who was that guy from the mother site that was an unabashed Cuse fan?” (7:00, ESPNU)

Hopefully this crew are not future Knicks vs. “When is Senorita Weaselo’s seeing Ado there again?” (Villanova vs. Seton Hall, 8:30, FS1)

Not Texas Tech vs. Smurf Court? Please? (Utah State vs. Boise State, 10:30, FS1)

Do we care about CONCACAF?
FC Redshirt vs. *checks Google* Have we pissed off Honduras this week? If not, can I complain about how the 5 stars on their flag look like an H? (FC Cincinnati vs. Motagua, in progress, FS2)

Puget FC vs. *checks notes* Antigua’s not in Guatemala, what the hell? (Seattle vs. Antigua GFC, 10:30, FS2)

I just wanted to make this joke because of the old memes, so in your late night women’s women’s footy offerings:
S(he)Be(lie)ve(s) Cup: US vs. Japan (10:30, Peacock)

We will of course accept calling it the SBeve Cup. I have the afternoon off (no midweek gig means no midweek Wednesday makeups) so I will go home after work and go the fuck to nap. I am very sleep deprived!

And I guess maybe I’ll eat something and play Burnout. As opposed to be Burnout.

In unrelated notes, have I talked about the burner Team Momo’s on? There’s no all events vid to link to but after Momo won the Marble League they came back and won All-Stars. Talk about momomentum!