TGIF! WTF, Geno is gone to That’s His Raiders! No wonder all the receivers are bailing.
Survival – Personal Edition
Now that it’s March we can get back to grilling. Let’s go over some helpful tips to deal with the inevitable grill fire.
- An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of dealing with the following shit. If you know you’re cooking some fatty meats on the grill, be prepared. Set a cooling rack next to the grill. While cooking, once the flare ups start, use a set of long tongs to remove the meats to the cooling rack. Then one by one, return those fatty meats to the center of the grill to let the fat burn off. Once done, you can return all them to the grill and continue cooking.
- If you’re using a propane or natural gas grill, turn off the burners if possible. If you’re using propane and the fire is anywhere near the propane tank, get the fuck out and call emergency services because things are about to get bad.
- Don’t use water! A grill fire will involve grease and water on a grease fire is not only an accelerant, it will also spread the fire. Instead use salt, baking soda, or sand to smother the fire.
- Deprive the fire of air by closing the lid. Make sure all vents are closed as well.
- If none of that worked, break out the fire extinguisher and go to town. Don’t worry, you can still order a shame pizza.
Enjoy those meats! Or that shame pizza, I’m not judgy like some folks.
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Survival – Species Edition
Time to put the sexy in Friday!
Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!
Oh, just had a great idea for post-shift fooding. It won’t be anything in the same time zone as what yeah right can do, but, will still make for a well-earned and very much enjoyed eating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRAGQf5kRU8
Got a very cool thing tomorrow.
New live action theater event place near SOFI stadium and youtube theater and that big entertainment dealie.
Cinevita. Live with real actors and musicians and the show is called Tarantino.
Music and scenes from the movies all live.
The whole place is cashless.
Smart parking entrance that reads your license plate. Parking is prepaid.
Bar code menu on the tables thus eliminating waitresses and waiters you just bar code what you want on your phone and it’s brought to your table.
I’m wearing black coat, black pants, skinny black tie and a white shirt.
Gotta get into character.
Sounds cool, gonna check it out!
I think it runs through April.
Welp, least-favorite call ever (up till now)?
74-year-old female vomiting poop. Yes, you read that correctly.
Did you refer her to Balls to clear out the obstruction?
Where in Germany is she from?
Beat me to it
Decent advice if your area is prone to nature disasters or you are going into the wild for a bit. But keeping one in the garage is a tad bit paranoid. What say ye fellow survival freak Ayo?
Definitely the water would need to be changed frequently.
Yeah good luck on getting 9 MREs in there though.
9 = the dehydrated stuff which adds to your water concerns.
like most of us nowadays its 15 mins of wifi out and its hemlock time
My bugout bag has beer and Jergens.
That’ll get me to sleep.
After that, cannibalism and needle drugs.
Dude. I had a package waiting for me when I got home.
Wow.
You visited our cheese girl again!
I am so humbled and thankful for this.
Fucking wow.
Thank you so much, my friend.
Now I’ve got some cooking to do.
Our cheese chick says hi. Can’t wait for low cut tops bending over the cases weather.
That thing took long enough. USPS has really gotten bad.
Marco Polo could have delivered that quicker.
USPS is next on the DOGE chopping block.
I’m only partially joking.
Delivering my package was certainly not one of thier five accomplisments.
The original stamp said February 18th.
Everything is still in tip top condition though.
Must. Have. Cheese!
Good. I was wondering about that.
Enjoy and thank you for what you do for us.
She’s amazing.
That is a fantastic photo!
She ducked down when I snapped it, sadly.
I’ll be back in low cut top weather.
It’s lady number 5 today for me. We’ll done Mr Ayo and Happy Weekend team.
You have excellent taste, sir.
Final LATE NIGHT HAWKEY of the season.
This means I have wait until the friggin’ Pirates are on the Left Coast for any live spr0ts enteragement now while dealing with overdoses and parking complaints.
Can I speak with a manager?
I called my Season Ticket Manager today and I was rudely informed my contract still stands and is not subject to a discount for a now very shitty ice team.
I’m assuming PirateSloth had a similar conversation with the HOX season ticket managers today.
Over the last two weeks I’ve been binge-watching Better Call Saul. I’m in the middle of the series finale episode. I’ve only seen the first few episodes of Breaking Bad, but that’s all next.
That Jimmy McGill, he sure knows how to get himself in trouble, I tell you what.
Seriously cold weather here today. Flagstaff got dumped on.
My wife has a friend who wants to do a Big Bear thing for her bay this summer. I’ve never been up there. Should I encourage her to attend or save the headache?
Flagstaff wurde verlassen, was?
Also, Big Bear California? In summer? I don’t see the point. Gumbygirl would be the expert, but I don’t think there’s anything to do in Big Bear in the summer…
Big Bear in the summer can be nice, usually 70s during the day, maybe 80 in August. About 7000 feet, no surfing. But that’s a lot of driving for (shrug).
It’s nice in the summer, if you like hiking, fishing, and pontoon boats. The water is cold year round, not great for swimming, but some hardy souls do. You can rent pontoon boats and jet skis.
What are Maple Leaf fans thinking about this trade? ITS WAS A QUESTION ABOUT A TRADE IN THE WESTERN CONFERENCE. FUCK YOU FOREVER TSN.
Surprised that the trade news didn’t show up like a weather warning or amber alert on all channels
Better DeLorean in film? Back to the Future, or Malibu Express?
Malibu Express. Not even close.
Back to the Future, hands down.
The new cookie wars?
/I assume when the car is being driven it’s a sandwich, with us as the filling
The gal with the cowperson hat over her tits…oh me likey. She would no doubt set me on fire. Can someone pls tell her that Hippo is both very available AND very flammable??
the possibility of hiding a gallon pill bottle under the hat is so alluring
inorite????
(artist’s conception)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLLb5_YN3j4
Is that a film one or digit?
Gotta be digital. No film camera would say 4K on it.
Missed that, good point
That’s a Sony A7R3 mirrorless digital camera with a Leica Summicron 50mm f/2.0 lens. I sold the lens back in October. This is a Japanese camera with a German lens; if I put them on my Italian tripod it would complete the Axis Powers of World War II.
The 4K refers to the video recording capability (the A7R versions excel at video), which is a frame size of 3840×2160 pixels. The camera takes still images at 42.4 MP; that’s a fancy way of saying 7952×5304 pixels, which is friggin’ huge. I mostly take shitty pictures but they are extremely sharp.
Dude, she is beautiful. I’m so jealous.
Seems like Trump has moved on from the whole Canada thing now that he heard about that dog that saved a bunch of children from getting hit by a car. Which is a shame, I wasn’t finished with the Canada Bashing!
I read that pornhub is Canadian, so quiet down down there or you’ll have to use a sears catalog again
(puts on “11e Province” hat)
“We’ll be good.”
I’ll just go to RedTube instead, then. Checkmate.
Nawt when Dougie turns off the power
The whole thing is just so stupid
Pretty sure Canadians own all the porn sites
All the more reason to invade…
Oh fuck no.
https://bsky.app/profile/theathletic.bsky.social/post/3ljtanau5uy27
RELEASE THE KRAPPIN
You see Sam, we got rid of DK and Lockett so we will totally depend only on you and Jaxson. We can’t see this failing at all.
Last month the Seahawks were reloading. Now? They rebuilding.
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/44155967/raiders-land-seahawks-geno-smith-3rd-round-pick
Signing Sam Darnold seems like they genuinely believe they are reloading.
What about Geno?
They seem to be re___ding alright.
D.K. wants to go and Lockett might be gone though.
I am impressed with this week’s selections. They’re all amazing. You would think you couldn’t do better than #1 and then every other pic is just as good.
Excellent work, sir !
Sexy Friday Literature?
That’s too good to be AI
I’m totally stealing the Love Torpedo nickname.
I need to see this movie.
Woooo! Anybody else want a cigarette?
Huh?
-GTD, confused as it’s ALWAYS grilling season