I liked last week’s list, so I’m going continue the bit. Here is a list of things I like that start with the letter F:
- France
- Farting
- French Fries
- Fellatio (performed on me)
- Fool (the novel)
- Food
- Football
- Fútbol
- Fannies (the American AND British versions)
- Frijoles ( I AM Mexican)
- Flags
I could go on. However, I need to move on.
So, aside from THAT, what is there to talk about?
Religion Update
We are now in the middle of the Easter Triduum, the Catholic Church’s Three Day commemoration of the death and resurrection of Jesus. Tonight’s event is the Holy Saturday service. This is the longest service of the Catholic year and has been known to click in, in my experience, at a hefty 3 hours.
On the bright side, if you attend tonight’s service, you get “time served” and you don’t need to attend tomorrow’s Easter Sunday service. It’s in the Book of Catholic Exceptions and Loopholes.
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Current Events
The Draft is this week. Aaron Rodgers is still not a Steeler, which is a good thing in my book. That means, to me, that the Steelers will pick a QB in the draft, make Mason the starter, and maybe pick up a cheap vet for the backup role. Next year might be franchise QB time in the draft.
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Other Updates
I am playing a shitload of golf lately. Last week, I got my personal best at one course and lowered my handicap to 25.9. Today, I played the same course with my boss from work. Tomorrow, I’m playing a different course with a golf club friend.
I am also taking Tuesday off to play with my Match Play Tournament partner. We are doing a practice match with some friends for a Round One Matchup to be scheduled soon.
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In this space, I will tell you what I’m drinking as I type this post. Today’s drink is: Guinness out of a can with the nitro ball.
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Your weekly Psych gif:
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Your weekly hot girl pic:
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Your weekly music video:
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One last thing:
Seriously, hat tip to Brocky:
Sweet dreams, kiddos!
Merry Easter
Time for a classic
Just love the vibe here Balls. Great hustle.
My starts with F contribution…
https://youtu.be/6grqwx-9X2A?si=3hd5FJVZh0Q7mQZi
Carlos Casteneda said that in order to prove your strength on your vision quest you have to bring back proof from the spirit world.
Totally paraphrased by the way.
No Smarties?
Sourry. But I did have the best butter tart of all time.
So many butter tarts.
Little bakery in Niagara on the Lake.
Vrai fromage! Weewee!!!!
Per the guesses below, over on both 9 and 29
3724891743526395?
I’m gonna guess you’re closing in on a milestone but not quit there yet.
How’s that for bold prognosticating?
He’s 40. He’s a man
Over
45
(watch me destroy him)
I know most people would say early 50s, but I don’t think you’re a day over 49.
I just look 50 but under
The answer is 42, obviously.
3724891743526396?
THIS COLORADO AVALANCHE FAN FLESHWOUND NPG LEMME TELL YA I CALL HIM LISA ANN WEARING FISHNET LINGERIE DOING AN INTERRACIAL VIDEO BECAUSE SOMEBODY IS EXCITED TO HAVE A BLACKWOOD IN NET
I don’t know much about hockey but I guess I have to root for the Kings.
Wrong meme/gif but whatever I’ve been drinking.
Good answer. And this MIGHT be the year they beat Edmonton. (No, I really think this.)
I kid, I’ve been to a few games going back to when they played at the Forum. Hockey is one of the better sports to watch live.
Safe at home!
Aaaaaaaannnndddddddd here come the wildfires!!!!
The Ice Bombers will win the Cup and we will beat the Leaves
“Possible accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound.”
Never would have guessed this was about Missouri. Would have expected a possible accidental self-inflicted kneeling-on-his-own-neck-for-nine-minutes there.
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/44754123/missouri-state-todric-mcgee-dies-apparent-gun-accident
Always hate when I clean my gun while holding the business end to my open mouth.
Oof! Nailed it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbO-GDwYKUk&ab_channel=PaulBellini
Lakers’ playoff series is off to a good start (for pretty much everyone else in the clubhouse)
Still good still good
Evening. Tis my Birfday.
Well happy damn birthday! Have a drink on me (that someone else has paid for)!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnug5_h6DJQ
SAY IT. HOW MANY YEARS ARE YOU??!
Congrats on your latest lap around Sol.
Guess
We’re all 12 here.
Mental or physical age?
Mental, like 9
Physical age, like 29
Happy bday mon ami
Happy Birthday. I bought you a beer.
Then I drank it, because it was getting warm.
How dare you
It was the “burst of times”?
Happy birthday BFC
Happiest birthday, BFC!
Wooty woot!!
Hope you are having a jolly good B-Day!!
Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday
Two lead guitar bands that get it right? The Allman Brothers for a short period of time got it right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUXRjfHoVl4&ab_channel=AllmanBrothersonMV
THAT’S NAWT A LOBSTAHH!!! COACH BILL IS STRAHYING AWAY FROM HIS BAWSTAHN ROOTS, HIS NEW WOMAN WILL BE-AH THE END OF HIM, NO ONE DENIES THIS
I’m about 90% sure that I’m going to have to put our cat down this week, as he’s pretty much given up food and water, and he’s 13 with a debatable heart, and man, this sucks.
Pets are awesome, so much better than people, but they do not live half as long as they should.
Fuck. I’ve never had to put a pet down but Ruby is going to be my first within the next two tears. Once again, Fuck.
I was talking with Mrs. Horatio and saying that, just once, I’d like to wake up and find a pet died, peacefully and in their sleep, after a long life, and not have to get involved. It’s the worst, but you owe it the animal to be there to the end.
And to cry like a little bitch the whole time.
Yessir. My older boy isn’t gonna make it beyond June.
It’s the good work.
My Henry is 17. He is the last of my immediate family. My brain shies away from the thought, but when the time comes, I’ll know. You all will too. It’s the last, best thing we can do for them.
That’s the worst, sorry for what you gotta do. It’s never any easier.
It’s so hard. I might be where you are soon and I hate it.
Knowing & being with them is worth it, though…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbhkqQTgnv4
Oh my dear. I am so sorry.
The “Police and Thieves” (anti) guitar solo? It was so cranky, stilted and weird. I immediately embraced it. This song is related to that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDbUEydkuR8&ab_channel=YepRocRecords
I’ve been grafting citrus today and I hope the wounds heal well and the result isn’t an abomination that threatens the entire galaxy.
Now I know how those robots who fixed Anakin Skywalker felt.
Puppy Monkey Baby Grapefruit.
Padres vs Astros ⚾️
3-2 Astros lead. 8th inning.
Gooooo Padres!
Baseball is Rocking!!!!
No. Vamos El Gigantes
Found a funny:
me: nice dog, can I give him a pet?
him: sure
me: *places a hamster next to his dog* there you go, buddy
dog: thanks
Thank you, I needed this laugh.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
SO . . . .
I’m nearing the end of my post-op phase. Here’s an observation:
Mixing alcohol with Gabapentin is crazy. It practically causes hallucinations , although that could be cool if that’s what you’re going for.
I mean, if you’ve got time/drugs on your hands you’re obligated to experiment, right?
I’m a Navy man. Just give me alcohol and regular Taliban poppy opiates, I’m not suicidal; I know where to draw the line.
This new stuff is crazy. It makes me want to go behind the hospital and kill a fucking hobo.
Just the one? You’re not on the billionaire-approved stuff, obviously.
There’s no sense being greedy.
What colour are the dancing elephants?
The vet gave one of my cats Gabapentin before we had to drive for a few days. He fell off the bed in the hotel the first night, I’m pretty sure he thought he could fly.
Look at you, Winner of Pegs!
Yes sir
/it’s a “Whiteout” in Winnipeg, otherwise known as “Bette Nesmith Night”. Which of course leads one naturally to post this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu6pqotCqFs&ab_channel=CrabmeatThompson-Topic
a whiteout is also what happens to nina hartley’s face at the end of a long scene
winnipeg playing trapt before a faceoff?
it…worked?!?!
it…REALLY WORKED?!?!?
How did this absolutely goddamn bizarre SNL skit (which I love) make it to air?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4asQ1-vUugA&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive
“I’m never going anywhere until I’m an astronaut!”
“You will never stroll the moon!”
What. The. Fuck.
This game has me permanently with Mackayla face.
Better than permanent Malarkey face.
GTD golf update:
Hoping to get out to the range to hit a bucket of balls tomorrow. My usual golfing buddy is on the IR, so will need to see how that pans out before booking a round.
Also the courses here are just open, so very busy so far
Hope everything goes well! Had a decent day today which showed the potential of lower scores. So far so good…