Closing Out teh Futbol Season – In Shempy Style

The sportsball desert of June/July beckons.  But first, we get one last event of consequence – a tasty Shempions final between Inter and PSG.  That’s right – NOBODY from the Prem nor La Liga for a change.  Heck, PSG have NEVAR won this competition.  Inter have won it quite frequently, but recent vintage sides (including this one) are competing with a fraction of the resources deployed by footy’s elite (even the likes of Zooropa NIT champions Chelsea).

You also have sommet I really like, from an aesthetic POV – very good, progressive midfields.  This is consistent with how Bernard Gilkey builds his Pretend Man City squadrons.  Makes for a game with better flow and more watchable for the neutral.

Which I guess I am?  Post-Mbappe, PSG isn’t really the big baddie like they once were.  But I suspect I will still root for the Eye Ties, after their spirited performance against Barca in the Very Raging Semis.

Anyway, the match is on Big CBS at 3p EST, with pre-match coverage starting 90 minutes beforehand.  Enjoy, and discuss what y’all may in the comments.

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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yeah right

We did bunch o lunch at Shakey’s today!
Awesome.

Taj and me and a couple of his work buddies. Fucking gorgeous day in the South Bay.

Mr. Ayo

Oh shit, that reminds me.

yeah right

Dammit.

Unsurprised

Surely there’s something to do around this city.

Don T

Build it on rock ‘n roll!

Don T

I think 5-0 is a shimmering bow on top of a historic noneble by Inter.

Doktor Zymm

Although not a great pocket for stuff like your phone or a bottle of cold beer

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Brick Meathook

It happens

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scotchnaut

We’re going to do some actual real time stuff right now. Youngest Skull Fracture boy has just come in from three hours of fishing. I’m guessing he caught 3 fish.

/here we go!

scotchnaut

He caught 5. I suggested that he release the two fish that were still alive into our fish-depleted lake. His girlfriend agreed. His response was to slam those remaining living fish onto a rock pathway. Fuck sakes.

Doktor Zymm

Is being an asshole to fish a side effect of skull fractures?

SonOfSpam

Those fish killed his parents.

scotchnaut

I’m at a loss. I think he was trying to get a reaction from me but he pissed off his girlfriend at the same time so he’s compromised. Stay Tuned!

scotchnaut

“A French victory? Are you sure? I’m more than a little confused right now.”

-Phillipe Petain

Don T

Receiving, taking off 2nd place medal is my fave sprots tradition.

Mr. Ayo

That was lovely to see. Perfect response.

Doktor Zymm

Just got home and had some frozen mango thing. Sounds like I missed a footed beatdown!

SonOfSpam

Up next in football, we have the US Women taking on China at the bottom of the hour (on TBS). Winner gets tariff relief.

litre_cola

DFO’s own Cavalry FC plays now!

SonOfSpam

Soccer, like porn, is at its best with talented enthusiastic 19 year-olds.

Horatio Cornblower

“Is it?”

-Matt Gaetz

SonOfSpam

According to my sources (Wikipedia) Marseille won in 1993. That’s it.

Mr. Ayo

Just that one time by OM in 92-93.

Froggers have lost in the finals 6 times too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_European_Cup_and_UEFA_Champions_League_finals

litre_cola

This is a prison beat down.

SonOfSpam

I’d post the “stop he’s already dead” meme but I don’t want that. LET’S GET TO SEVEN.

Mr. Ayo

What a pass, and what a goal. Damn.

Inter is more cooked than Hippo’s brain.

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SonOfSpam

Not gonna say how many times I’ve quoted that line, but let’s just say it’s a lot.

scotchnaut
scotchnaut

This is a take on Bertold Brecht’s Mack The Knife tune from the prostitute’s perspective. The use of a calliope in both tunes? It just not be a coincidence.

rockingdog
SonOfSpam

Whilst stoned, this would be HOURS of fun.

LemonJello

This may be the greatest collapse in the history of Italy!

SonOfSpam

(Archie Bunker voice) Mister we could use a man like Garibaldi again

Horatio Cornblower

Watching the rest of this game from the couch in the basement.

With any luck a good deal of it while unconscious.

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Horatio Cornblower

/Frantically thumbing through my copy of ‘The Black Count’ for names of Napoleon’s victories over the Italians

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scotchnaut

This tune was overplayed way back when and got tired. It’s a perfectly composed tune that deserves far more respect than it currently receives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAJpNUKtaaI&ab_channel=Payola%24-Topic