Sexy Friday – 20250815

TGIF! We’ve got more preseason games! We’ve even got the return of lesser footy! I’m sure there will be an uplifting and informative post in the morning covering that.

Word Count Filler Time

Before we get to all of that though, there’s baseball! Which uses bats. Which are made of wood. Which come from trees. So let’s learn about some significant trees!

Frederick Douglass’ White Oak
Frederick Douglas was a former slave tha made a good living in DC, and in 1877 he purchased a quite desirable house there that he named Cedar Hill. In the front of that house was a, you guessed it, white oak tree. In 1895, he left a conference feeling ill, walked home and sat down under that white oak tree and promptly died from a heart attack. Cedar Hill is now a National Historic Site and that white oak is still standing.

Stuart Roosa’s Sycamore
Stuart was an astronaut for Apollo 14. When it was announced he was heading to the moon, a co-worker from his previous job game him an idea. Turns ole Stuart used to work in US Forest Service as a smoke jumper, where he got his totally original and creative nickname “Smokey.” This idea was to take some tree seeds on the mission and then when he returned he could plant some “Moon Trees.” Of course, on return they found that most of the seeds were quite contaminated from the trip, but ole Smokey soldiered on and planted them anyway. The sycamore seed actually grew and still stands in from the Forestry Science Building at Mississippi State University.

Buddha Bodhi
Native to India, the most famous Bodhi resides in Bodh Gaya. It was under that tree that Siddharth Gautama sat, got enlightened, and became the Buddha. A descendant of that tree still stands there to this day. Another descendant of the Buddha tree was planed in Sri Lanka  and still lives over 2,300 years later.

Treaty Oak
This tree was one of 14 called the Council Oaks by the native Tonkawa Indians. Under that tree the tribe agreed to a treaty to cede the local land to Stephen Austin in what is now known as Austin, Texas. This was a huge tree being 500 years old and with a 127 foot canopy spread. Of course, someone tried to poison it back in 1989, but arborists managed to save it, though it did lose half it’s canopy. The tree appears to have made a full recovery as it is now producing acorns again.

Blew way past the word count there, let’s move on!

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yeah right

Evening folks.

Busy week.

The Portugal thing has been altered due to too many expats moving in.

Rents are now LA expensive, even in some of the suburbs rents are around 1800 euros a month.

That’s not the math we started with.

Recalculating.

Still got time.
It’s like watching the stock market.

Life is good in Pedro so let’s keep doing this for awhile.

SonOfSpam

And the dollar’s weak as fuck right now, probably won’t be getting better for a while.

Unless you wanna try Eastern Europe, or BFE Portugal, waiting might be for the best.

Or Belize. Try Belize!

yeah right

Looking at Slovenia.

SonOfSpam

You can do a reverse-Melania!

Stone’s throw from Italy and very affordable. And it’s part of the Schengen Area, so it’s easy to move around. Language would be the toughest part.

yeah right

Fuck man! I already studied Portuguese, German, French, Italian and I’m level 11 Spanish.

Now I’m supposed to learn Slovenian?!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You can do a reverse-Melania!

Get divorced from a gerontophiliac?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ah, Slovenia. My memories of that place are pretty special. We didn’t leave the hotel room much, but the view of Lake Bled through the window was quite pleasant.

2Pack

I hope the winds change for the better. Spain and Portugal have been so popular lately, hopefully its just a blip.

Gumbygirl

I just went back into today’s draft post. How did I not know that Pictures of Matchstick Men was a Status Quo song? They became a very different band a few years later!

2Pack

I never realized that until a few years ago too. And I’ve been listening to Quo for over 40 years.

yeah right

This Tits Falcons game has me questioning my love of the NFL.

Cam Ward does have one hell of an arm, if he can figure out how to use it for niceness instead of evil.

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WCS

Lowratio’s great uncle!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

DJ 3000′ has expressed considerable interest in Lady #2.

ballsofsteelandfury

6 toes never hurt nobody!

– R. Ryan

2Pack

She’s built for the foot jobs apparently

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[shrugs derisively] – Deanna Favre

2Pack

I’m here to wash lady number 5’s back. Thanks Mr Ayo.

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NotShogunButShogun

Brewers good? These are interesting times indeed. Picked a hell of a time to stop noticing.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Of course they’re good – they make beer! Some might be incompetent, sure, but they’re all fundamentally decent at heart.

Bogdanski

They triggered the Webb’s deal! I thought they were going to hit it two weeks ago when I was back there for the weekend but they waited until now. Lining up for the burgers then is like 1 of 3 memories I have from 1983.

2Pack

I’m so happy Webbies has endured all of these years. A true icon of my youth.

rockingdog

New Superman movie is Rockingggg!!!!

Lex Luthor has an army of monkeys that he programmed to write hate speech & spread lies online the internet… 💻

So topical!!! Lmao!

ballsofsteelandfury

That reminds me that I need to watch the Harley Quinn animated series again…

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ballsofsteelandfury

Early GWS game tonight! !

BrettFavresColonoscopy

No spoilers!

ballsofsteelandfury

How are you not watching it? It starts in an hour!

WCS
How are you not watching it? It starts in an hour!

Possibly because it hasn’t started yet?

ballsofsteelandfury

He’s clearly not planning on watching it live.

For shame!

Speaking of shame, will you be writing this year’s Steelers preview or do you want me to take a crack at it?

WCS

I can do it, or if you’d want to split it or something?

ballsofsteelandfury

I’d rather not have to type the name Aaron Rodgers…

You are doing the Lord’s work. Thank you for your service!

Gumbygirl

Seriously. If you type it 3 times, out pops the debbil!

Gumbygirl

STOP!

WCS

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Can we all agree that it was rude of Sharky to be out of the country while I’m in Boston?

ballsofsteelandfury

Clearly, it’s your fault for going to Boston when there are many other cities you could go to.

Gumbygirl

Litre left the country to avoid The Maestro. I’m sensing a trend.

Gumbygirl

Wrong, it was BeerguyRob

ballsofsteelandfury

It’s okay. All Canadians look the same…

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

NAWT FAYAH!

Senor Weaselo

Is this related to the fact we’re never on the Island at the same time?

Brick Meathook

The nose landing gear of the Airbus A-350 passenger is made by a German company named Liebherr Aerospace.

“Liebherr” translates from German as “Dear Sir” or “Man Love.”

jjfozz

Been drinking beers since 5 with my bro in law. Stay tuned.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I see no way this can end poorly

jjfozz

I’m still on beer, eyeing the bourble. Mrs. Fozz is almost aslep. God I’m patheric fuck

rockingdog

That sounds Rocking?!?!??

Gumbygirl

Is he the one with the drinking problem? You probably shouldn’t bring that up tonight.

jjfozz

No, he’s the good one. the other one is a piece of shit, and it’s only a matter of time before he hurts someone, or himself.

Unsurprised

Lightweight

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Redshirt

Can the Reds go one game without a Bengals score breaking out?

NotShogunButShogun

Nope!

ballsofsteelandfury

It’s Buttsapalooza!!

ArmedandHammered

The red head, there can be no argument.

scotchnaut

Counterpoint: Redheaded girlfriends will argue.

ballsofsteelandfury

You misspelled “drive you crazy but still be unreal in bed”

2Pack

You’re probably right… But…

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ArmedandHammered

I can be the vanilla in the Neapolitan.

Gumbygirl

This one appears to have driven herself crazy.