Like, of the regular season variety! That counts for something! So, there’s news! Like, football news!

Like how Jets OT Alijah Vera-Tucker tore his triceps and is likely out for the year. Well that’s great since I just drafted Fields (I needed a QB at that point).

Or how enshittification marches on, so get ready for SEVEN HOURS OF COMMERCIAL-FILLED FOOTBALL! Because RedZone will have commercials, thanks ESPN/Disney! Wanna go on the high seas? Well, Streameast just got shut down. ‘Tis truly football season! The fuckening will continue regardless of whether morale improves. Actually, the fuckening will increase regardless of whether morale improves.

In slightly happier news, Bucs RT Luke Goedeke got an extension, 4 for $90M.

In other news, Trevon Diggs and Tyler Guyton will both play tomorrow.

Great about tomorrow and the first game of the year, but what’s on tonight? Other than the Clippers in the process of being about to be very fucked. Like, very. I mean, you know, actual sports? Involving teams people actually care about, like not the second LA team (regardless of league)? Maybe bonus points if it doesn’t involve being bombarded with offerings to GAMBLOR, but no chance of that nowadays (see previous fuckening comment).

Wow, is it seriously just MLB and WNBA action? What the hell, South American blood footy? ¿Nada y pues nada? Welp, cue Mr. Hemingway!

“Our nada who art in nada, nada be thy name. Thy kingdom nada, thy will be nada, in nada as it is in nada. Give us this nada our daily nada and nada us our nada as we nada our nadas and nada us not into nada but deliver us from nada; pues nada. Hail nothing full of nothing, nothing is with thee.”

Amen.