6 September 2025 has the following for all y’all:
Michigan (+5.5) at Steerfuckers North (7:30, ABC)
An entertaining matchup, true. But who the hell does one cheer for? Or I guess, “cheer against the least?” OU typically has hotter cheerleaders, breaks the tie.
Arizona State (-6.5) at Mississippi State (7:30, ESPN2)
Sparky really shouldn’t be a cross-country, almost-full-tuddy favoUrite, even if this is Big Twaaalllllve defending champ vs. “16/16 SEC team who lost their best players to the portal.” I have feels this will be a fun watch, though it’s probably just gas.
Vanderbilt (+1.5) at Virginia Tech (7:30, ACCN)
The Legend of Diego Pavia started with the upset of these very same Castrated Turkeys last autumn. Could be a revenge game, but I think VPI gives zero fucks, in general. They looked barely motivated for their opener (loss to South Cakalaky).
Boston College (+3.5) at Michigan State (7:30, NBC)
Both of these squadrons tend to be unwatchable mudders, so I am bizarrely intrigued to see two Stoppable Forces collide.
Westwood Klavern (-1.5) at UNLV (8:00, CBSSN)
Highlighted solely for comedic potential. Laughing at Nico or DeShaun Foster? YES.
Stanford (+20.5) at Original Recipe Big Love (10:15, ESPN)
Late night in Provo, where they made a hilarious big deal about finally selling DEMON CAFFEINE (ie, Coke) in their stadium. Student body shots are always dorky to the extreme, and I enjoy it against Hodor’s bunch. HODOR!!
Found a funny:
🎵 it’s the i of the tiger, with a g to the right
Risin’ up to the challenge of a vowel
And the last two letters are an e and an r
And a t is in the front of the iiiiii
of the tiger🎵
Love it, dumb as hell, thank you.
Good evening. I had to buy cigs for
/checks time
tomorrow. Nic gum resumes Monday. That is all.
Would it be cool if you showed up at The Rose Bowl tonight and said “I’m just here for Cage The Elephant.” And then you just fucking left?
Gotta beat the traffic.
I think I’ll try out this bar owned by a former [Redacted] tomorrow, but me and the Internet need to settle this stream issue tonight.
Unsurprised:
Unsurprised Stream:
I don’t have a ponytail
It’s Saturday, I have Domino’s, and I’m watching a premium comedy special (The first Richard Pryor comedy film). The only difference now is that it’s not a million degrees and I have beer instead of unhealthy soda.
Ah, Michigan Schadenfreude.
Prom Night at Dodger Hater High
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mGe6SWs5as
I think the Dodgers ended up losing that game on a walk-off single in the bottom of the 9th.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mQwX0Q-_8Tw&pp=ygUPRG9nZXJzIGJhc2ViYWxs
Thats ROCKINGGG!!!!
NO IT’S NOT!
[runs off crying]
https://ibb.co/XrDsN2Rh
https://ibb.co/Tqpz5zXy
BAR BILL: $6.00
TIP: $10.00
TOTAL: $16.00
THAT WAS 3 BEERS AND 8 SHOTS OF BEAM = $6.00
(turns on Michigan-Oklahoma; sees score)
Big Dumper with #52! As the Mariners slowly spiral out of the playoffs.
VA Tech is entering night again.
We’re watching a K-drama about a gourmet chef who goes back in time and gets stuck cooking for the crown prince. And they fall in love, of course. It’s called “Bon Appétit, Your Majesty” but I refer to it as Time Chef.
K-Dramas are great when you want to spend 9 of the first 16 episodes watching nothing happen.
I thought that was The Walking Dead?
A fair point, but K-Pop dramas, (which my daughter used to subject me to when she still lived at home), are infamous for taking forever to get to the fucking fireworks factory already.
Supposedly ‘Squid Game’ wasn’t going to get picked up by Netflix until they agreed to actually move the plot forward in the first three episodes, a request they were reportedly stunned by.
This is not wrong.
Finally can #PorchVibe without becoming an all-u-can-suck blood donation bank for mosquitos.
Who else is spending on hot Saturday night disputing credit card charges!?!?!?
YEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWWW I AM GOING TO GO FUCKING CRAZY!!!
“This is Kate”
Wow, my lucky day that I got the only Kate in the Indian State of Gujarat
By the end of this call I am going to own a Timeshare in Bhutan.
I hear its lovely this time of year.
They banned most social media, so unironically, it is.
“Hi, my name is Vasundhara Nahasapeemapetilon, but I go by Kate.”
I can’t remember who said it first, but I’d rather have an Indian that some American who literally cannot do any better than CSR.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/K3j9th-REow
PPPPAAAAWWWWLLLL will react reasonably, I’m very sure. #FloridaMans are known for their stoicism, calmness, and level-headedness.
Michigan looks bad enough to join the ACC
Meanwhile, Steerfuckers South look dumb enough to be Florida Men.
Tissue paper, man.
Fucking tissue paper.
Just back from a friend’s 60th birthday, and yes I do find going to an increasing number of birthdays with increasingly high numbers associated with them.
The Fightin’s gave it a good go against the Men of Orange, but I’m told lost in OT. I was never sure where the game was and didn’t see a play. I did see that Syracuse’s head coach made his team run sprints after the game, which is such a doubchebag move, both to his own team and to UConn. All you’re doing is pissing off your own team and giving UConn something to seethe about.
Neither has lost to some #MACtion this season, so they’ve got that going for them.
Westwood Klavern (-1.5) at UNLV (8:00, CBSSN)
Highlighted solely for comedic potential. Laughing at Nico or DeShaun Foster? YES.
/signs resignedly due to accuracy
Worse than I imagined. Bruins are horrid.
So our suite has a kitchen with a full size HotPoint stove, a half size fridge, pots and pans, nice but the plates are thin paper, the bowls are plastic, and the silverware is the cheapest disposible stuff you get with take out. I was afraid my spoon was going to melt into my soup. Plus I am really stoned, so I apologize in advance for my overly and poorly worded comments as the night goes on.
litre_log day 3 in California, have hung out with 6 DFOers and the liver is still good. Next stop Oasis.
Have a great time – hope they play Free Bird!
Careful of the kiss cam, if they have it any more, it appears to end careers.
We gave that liver a proper go last night.
I majored in enabling with a management minor.
My liver isn’t speaking to me, but I only made it have one small glass of sangria today so hopefully it’ll be friendlier tomorrow!
I just need a little time to wake up, wake up, yeaaaaahhh
Earthquake! One quick jolt.
Just what a lady needs
Fucking right! Quick and dirty
“Lucky”
D. Favre
If you’ve never been to a live game against them Cowbells (and holy shit, they NEVAR stop), it’s truly a life experience.
Florida DE must be a fan of Jalen Carter, he just got ejected for spitting
Sweet Dee got a crime show???!!
As a snarky super genius stay at home mom i believe.
Who always wears mini-skirts in the ads. I am intrigued.
My mom likes the show, which is nawt exactly a rec.
I haven’t heard her plastic surgery referred to that viciously before, but yes.
I saw some gif or ad with some actress who now has egregious chin shaving and it looks like her chin should be used to pop open cans.
First time watching this Underwood kid play for Michigan. Wondering just how a true freshman ended up in this position in the first place…
Everyone got an eye on this Florida game?
So close to hilarity, yet so far away
STILL PLENTY OF STUPID LEFT THOUGH
Florida Man, Florida Man!
TMBG should rewrite Particle Man, to have Florida Man.
I did this as a refrain once:
Florida Man, Florida Man
Florida Man hates libraries, ma’am
They have a fight, illiteracy wins.
Florida Man.
OMG, it’s happening!
JV Loogie MOAR Meaningful
Evening, dingleberries.
Evening neighbor.
Thanks for the great birthday present, RichRod. That’s a real pantsload.
On vacation in Door County WI. Excellent resort on the lake. Well, a resort in Northern Wisconsin standards. Will be in Chicago Thursday till Monday, may even go to a cubs game. Glad to be back where THC is legal.
Oh, fuck Ohio State more than usual for their running up the fucking score on Grambling. You eat the cupcakes, not smash them to shit and set on fire.
You mean like what Nike University did to Oklahoma State?!
Yeah but OK State is more of a pound cake instead of a cupcake.
Oh, we all knew FSU was a sphincter of assholes so I was not surprised at all.
Or would that be a congess of assholes?
We couldn’t afford a proper cabin “up nort” so Door County was our go to summer trip. I remember a really good breakfast place in Egg Harbor but it was ssssssoooooo long ago I’m sure it’s changed hands >10x since then. Enjoy!