So that’s a nice thing. Through 2/5 of the season, tied for the division lead at 7-5. Because almost everyone else is 6-6, because oh, we got parity.
Highlights from the first four series (including a 9-game homestand):
-Came back from an 8-5 deficit in the 8th inning to salvage the last game against the 2-time defending champions (and designated rival) New Orleans Blues, thanks to an 8th inning 6-spot. (One of like 3 or 4 Brooklyn has had this season! But only 6, haven’t put up more in a frame. And 12 runs is the max before we run out of numbers and have to use a 1 and 3… we’ve put up 11+ 4 times in 13 games, but not enough to get to 13. But I’ll take consistency!)
-Took 2/3 from divisional archrivals, the New York Titans, thanks to an 11th-inning walk-off homer by new CI Tanner Stewart (at like 1:30 in the morning of a game we started at midnight due to future scheduling issues)
-Dakota Story threw 8 shutout innings against the Delco Cheesesteaks in a 12-4 win. (Unfortunately the fatigue +1 hit in the 9th to immediately give up a homer, which caused a double fatigue +2 which ended up giving up another homer to take him out because you can’t triple fatigue, you have to take them out first.)
-A pitcher’s duel on 9/11… there’s probably jokes there, but you can come up with. Not appearing at the ballpark: Agent Orange.
-A 4-game winning streak!
So yeah, a little bit more getting on base has helped a little, beats losing games 5-4! Will this luck hold? Well, who knows?
In other non-human sports news, the Hubelino Marble Tournament has started, and notably, Greg Woods is Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Series. The Voice of Marble Sports (and a cool guy to talk to, can confirm) is taking an R&R before the new season of Marbula One, so the person who does the in-stadium announcements is taking over play-by-play duties for this one. It’s a little less hectic, since it’s just one team/marble at a time, but it’s definitely big shoes to fill.
I should probably watch the BattleBots Face-Offs vids, as we have confirmation that Witch Doctor is competing this weekend. (It’ll be they’re 48th, 49th, and 50th modern BattleBots fights, which is far and away the most since they’ve competed every season.)
What about in the NFL?
–In (Ty)rod we trust: Fields out (concussion), Taylor in this week for the Jets. Makes it easier for me to start Stroud and not backdoor my way into a win.
-Khalil Mack’s injured, but not out for the year regarding his elbow.
Okay, what’s on?
We might have baseball, and there’s definitely WNBA playoffs.
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THIS BOTTLE OF RUM THAT DON T GRACIOUSLY SENT TO ME I CALL IT THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH IN THE UNITED STATES BECAUSE I ENJOYED IT VERY MUCH BUT AS OF TODAY IT IS ALL FINISHED.
Let’s see if I can make this ban permanent.
Nice. Didja ask em how the boot tastes?
This email & phone number seem to be real, but im not sure… seems Rocking…
Not sure if yall want to get anything off your chest… 🐭
Also you can share this.
We’re watching the Halloween Baking Championship and I’m wondering if they are going to have to cancel it because the first challenge was to make a dessert that features spurting blood. Sure, they don’t mention Charlie Kirk by name, but they really should have thought about how disrespectful to his memory it would be when they filmed it four months ago.
Found a funny:
https://shewantstheisrd.myshopify.com/products/ralph-hegseth
lol watching a car chase on the news (cue Randy Newman) and there’s another car chase heading the opposite direction on the same freeway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcADqxnQA_4&list=RDKcADqxnQA_4&start_radio=1&pp=ygUWcmFuZHkgbmV3bWFuIGkgbG92ZSBsYaAHAQ%3D%3D
Found a funny:
Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is “cocaine.”
Yeah apparently taking border patrol guys away from the border means more drugs crossing the border
WCS sandwich for end of the the republic:
Marble rye or pumpernickle
three slices of roast beef
a handful of chipped ham IYKYK
two slices of cheddar cheese
bbq sauce
LTO as you please
Serve with fries, tater tots, carrot sticks, whatever
WCS: “911, what’s your emergency?”
Fat rando: “I NEED A SANDWICH STAT”
Chipped ham, hell yeah!
(checks Channel Guide to see what replaced Jimmy Kimmel)
“Celebrity Family Feud…”
Ok, this is fucking funny
I TOO PERSONALLY FOUND HIM OVERRATED AND A FRAUD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
You joke (or not) but if Charlie Kirk is still hogging the spotlight in two weeks someone is going to start getting a little jealous and it won’t be long before it’s all “I like Real Americans who don’t have blood spouting out of their throat, out of their whatever…”
He should have said Daboll!
Well I guess that explains the Darkest Timeline.
Cathylhu has arisen from the briny depths!!
https://bsky.app/profile/elivalley.bsky.social/post/3lz34ld7elc2y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fHfgU8oMSo
I like how they turned it into a shakedown for money; I appreciate that Sinclair is wasting no time in getting to the heart of how to build support for a fascist movement: “The people opposing us are bad, so let’s hurt them and take their stuff.”
In other words, THESE GUYS SINCLAIR MEDIA I CALL THEM TYLER ROBINSON BECAUSE THEY ARE REAL STRAIGHT SHOOTERS.
Also, I think if Kimmel gets back on the air he should do his *own* Charlie Kirk retrospective where he simply replays some of Charlie’s most reprehensible material without comment.
Fascists on Trampolines
It was going to be a maze!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKsr-ZiaSaA
You just reminded me; before she left him and he shacked up with that gargoyle Doju’s first wife was actually one of the Juggies.
American Bootlicker Corporation
The four major networks are TBC, TBS, TNBC, and of course, Fox.
Another hour and half of DraftKings ESPN content available!
So apparently this is the objectionable remark:
“We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.”
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the onion was my first ever newspaper/media subscription this week
the onion is my last ever newspaper/media subscription this week, at this rate
i do enjoy the print edition feel, feel like i should get a bird just to do something with it later
We get the media we pay for.
Life, and my knees, can suck it.
Blame the boy(s)
120 Minutes Playlist Project Update:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxXfu-Kbtbc
That bassline tho.
Dude, I fuckin’ love Greg Woods. Marble racing wouldn’t be half as fun without what he’s done for the sport.
https://www.steelers.com/news/contributing-writer-editor-dale-lolley-56
Dale Lolley died today. In little over a year, Yinzer sports media have lost Tunch Ilkin, brothers Craig and Dale Wolfley, Stan Savran, Mike Lange, and now Lolley. These are the voices that shaped my early teens and into grownupland.
Dale Lolley was that measured voice of reason, the soft-spoken but eloquent type who tried bring logic and level-headedness to Yinzburgh spr0ts yak. This is no east task. He wasn’t the loudest by far, but when he spoke, everyone shut up and listened. He seemed like a real journalist, being eleventy billion percent certain on facts, figures, and quotes before doing a story or sports debate. He didn’t to HAWT TAEKS. He tried to be analytical with proven data for what’s working and what isn’t without turning into the Western Pennsyltucky answer to Skip Bayless.
Stilles won Super Bowl XL the season Myron Cope checked out. Maybe the Tomlin Voodoo will get another extra bonus from the spirit realm from Dale two decades later. Thanks for keeping a semblance of sanity against the Mark Maddens and Andrew Filliponis of the world, Dale. We’ll miss you, especially after another inevitable blowout Wild Card loss.
Great eulogy, WCS.
Thanks, Dale. You we’re a good ‘un. Rest In Peace.
I don’t remember him, but I haven’t lived there in over 40 years, except for visits. But I do remember Stan Savran, didn’t know he died.
Over/under on dildos thrown tonight, during the game. As for the number after the game, that in none of my business.
Re: “after the game” I don’t think they throw them necessarily when using them.
Unless I’m watching the wrong tutorials.
Its only because you missed All Toys No Boys 1 and 2 and went straight to watching 3 and 4. You missed the plot and proper dildo throwing technique.
Dammit, ok off to Blockbuster.
What do they do with all the dildoes? Or is it dildi?
https://www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/media/jimmy-kimmel-charlie-kirk-trump-fcc-brendan-carr
Add ABC to the list. If anyone still watches it.
So I guess they’re not putting Raiders on Wonderful World of Disney next week?
The Bengals will not be going to Disneyland.
So, no change in their February itinerary.
What a bunch of craven shitbags…
Already left them a “you cowardly bitchqueefs” comment thru the site’s Customer Service page. That should fix it.
The Fed got browbeat into cutting interest rates today, despite inflation being well above their mandated target. Their “reasoning” is that unemployment is getting out of hand. Get ready for stagflation!
Free speech, my ass.
When they start shutting down comedians, you know the shit storm is only going to get worse.
Yeah, it won’t be long before they target a news network like MSNBC. Then CNN. And then Fox News, after Truth Social “pivots” to video and wants a monopoly of the news space.
Shitting on ABC is missing the larger picture-university professors, coaches, civil servants, media personalities, local politicians, etc. are losing their jobs/being censured for criticizing conservative individuals, and their policies. It’s only going to get worse.
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