Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: This Year’s Team Might Not Suck! (And a brief Marble Not-League Rolldown)

So that’s a nice thing. Through 2/5 of the season, tied for the division lead at 7-5. Because almost everyone else is 6-6, because oh, we got parity.

Highlights from the first four series (including a 9-game homestand):

-Came back from an 8-5 deficit in the 8th inning to salvage the last game against the 2-time defending champions (and designated rival) New Orleans Blues, thanks to an 8th inning 6-spot. (One of like 3 or 4 Brooklyn has had this season! But only 6, haven’t put up more in a frame. And 12 runs is the max before we run out of numbers and have to use a 1 and 3… we’ve put up 11+ 4 times in 13 games, but not enough to get to 13. But I’ll take consistency!)

-Took 2/3 from divisional archrivals, the New York Titans, thanks to an 11th-inning walk-off homer by new CI Tanner Stewart (at like 1:30 in the morning of a game we started at midnight due to future scheduling issues)

-Dakota Story threw 8 shutout innings against the Delco Cheesesteaks in a 12-4 win. (Unfortunately the fatigue +1 hit in the 9th to immediately give up a homer, which caused a double fatigue +2 which ended up giving up another homer to take him out because you can’t triple fatigue, you have to take them out first.)

-A pitcher’s duel on 9/11… there’s probably jokes there, but you can come up with. Not appearing at the ballpark: Agent Orange.

-A 4-game winning streak!

So yeah, a little bit more getting on base has helped a little, beats losing games 5-4! Will this luck hold? Well, who knows?

In other non-human sports news, the Hubelino Marble Tournament has started, and notably, Greg Woods is Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Series. The Voice of Marble Sports (and a cool guy to talk to, can confirm) is taking an R&R before the new season of Marbula One, so the person who does the in-stadium announcements is taking over play-by-play duties for this one. It’s a little less hectic, since it’s just one team/marble at a time, but it’s definitely big shoes to fill.

I should probably watch the BattleBots Face-Offs vids, as we have confirmation that Witch Doctor is competing this weekend. (It’ll be they’re 48th, 49th, and 50th modern BattleBots fights, which is far and away the most since they’ve competed every season.)

What about in the NFL?

In (Ty)rod we trust: Fields out (concussion), Taylor in this week for the Jets. Makes it easier for me to start Stroud and not backdoor my way into a win.

-Khalil Mack’s injured, but not out for the year regarding his elbow.

Okay, what’s on?

We might have baseball, and there’s definitely WNBA playoffs.

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Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS BOTTLE OF RUM THAT DON T GRACIOUSLY SENT TO ME I CALL IT THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH IN THE UNITED STATES BECAUSE I ENJOYED IT VERY MUCH BUT AS OF TODAY IT IS ALL FINISHED.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Let’s see if I can make this ban permanent.

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BeefReeferLives

Nice. Didja ask em how the boot tastes?

rockingdog

This email & phone number seem to be real, but im not sure… seems Rocking…
Not sure if yall want to get anything off your chest… 🐭

Also you can share this.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

We’re watching the Halloween Baking Championship and I’m wondering if they are going to have to cancel it because the first challenge was to make a dessert that features spurting blood. Sure, they don’t mention Charlie Kirk by name, but they really should have thought about how disrespectful to his memory it would be when they filmed it four months ago.

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SonOfSpam

lol watching a car chase on the news (cue Randy Newman) and there’s another car chase heading the opposite direction on the same freeway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcADqxnQA_4&list=RDKcADqxnQA_4&start_radio=1&pp=ygUWcmFuZHkgbmV3bWFuIGkgbG92ZSBsYaAHAQ%3D%3D

rockingdog

Found a funny:

Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is “cocaine.”

SonOfSpam

Yeah apparently taking border patrol guys away from the border means more drugs crossing the border

WCS

WCS sandwich for end of the the republic:

Marble rye or pumpernickle
three slices of roast beef
a handful of chipped ham IYKYK
two slices of cheddar cheese
bbq sauce
LTO as you please

  1. Put the cheese between the bread and meat (huh huh huh heh heh heh) in the air fryer on broil at 400 for about four minutes
  2. Stack the slices together, resume toasting for another two minutes
  3. flip, toast another 1-2 minutes
  4. remove, and take apart to add the LTO and whatever sauce you want as the glue

Serve with fries, tater tots, carrot sticks, whatever

SonOfSpam

WCS: “911, what’s your emergency?”
Fat rando: “I NEED A SANDWICH STAT”

Gumbygirl

Chipped ham, hell yeah!

Redshirt

(checks Channel Guide to see what replaced Jimmy Kimmel)

“Celebrity Family Feud…”

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Doktor Zymm

Ok, this is fucking funny

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Redshirt

I TOO PERSONALLY FOUND HIM OVERRATED AND A FRAUD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You joke (or not) but if Charlie Kirk is still hogging the spotlight in two weeks someone is going to start getting a little jealous and it won’t be long before it’s all “I like Real Americans who don’t have blood spouting out of their throat, out of their whatever…”

Redshirt

Well I guess that explains the Darkest Timeline.

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BeefReeferLives

Cathylhu has arisen from the briny depths!!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I like how they turned it into a shakedown for money; I appreciate that Sinclair is wasting no time in getting to the heart of how to build support for a fascist movement: “The people opposing us are bad, so let’s hurt them and take their stuff.”

In other words, THESE GUYS SINCLAIR MEDIA I CALL THEM TYLER ROBINSON BECAUSE THEY ARE REAL STRAIGHT SHOOTERS.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Also, I think if Kimmel gets back on the air he should do his *own* Charlie Kirk retrospective where he simply replays some of Charlie’s most reprehensible material without comment.

Gatoraids

Fascists on Trampolines

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You just reminded me; before she left him and he shacked up with that gargoyle Doju’s first wife was actually one of the Juggies.

Doktor Zymm

American Bootlicker Corporation

Gatoraids

Another hour and half of DraftKings ESPN content available!

Doktor Zymm

So apparently this is the objectionable remark:
“We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.”

BeefReeferLives

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fleshwound_NPG

the onion was my first ever newspaper/media subscription this week

the onion is my last ever newspaper/media subscription this week, at this rate

Gatoraids

i do enjoy the print edition feel, feel like i should get a bird just to do something with it later

Unsurprised

We get the media we pay for.

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jjfozz
  1. Got torn meniscus fixed in May.
  2. Severe pain in opposite knee for two months.
  3. MRI
  4. Finally got a goddamn cortisone shot
  5. SUCCESS
  6. Two weeks later, severe sciatica pain in hip

Life, and my knees, can suck it.

Unsurprised

Blame the boy(s)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

120 Minutes Playlist Project Update:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxXfu-Kbtbc

scotchnaut

That bassline tho.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Dude, I fuckin’ love Greg Woods. Marble racing wouldn’t be half as fun without what he’s done for the sport.

WCS

https://www.steelers.com/news/contributing-writer-editor-dale-lolley-56

Dale Lolley died today. In little over a year, Yinzer sports media have lost Tunch Ilkin, brothers Craig and Dale Wolfley, Stan Savran, Mike Lange, and now Lolley. These are the voices that shaped my early teens and into grownupland.

Dale Lolley was that measured voice of reason, the soft-spoken but eloquent type who tried bring logic and level-headedness to Yinzburgh spr0ts yak. This is no east task. He wasn’t the loudest by far, but when he spoke, everyone shut up and listened. He seemed like a real journalist, being eleventy billion percent certain on facts, figures, and quotes before doing a story or sports debate. He didn’t to HAWT TAEKS. He tried to be analytical with proven data for what’s working and what isn’t without turning into the Western Pennsyltucky answer to Skip Bayless.

Stilles won Super Bowl XL the season Myron Cope checked out. Maybe the Tomlin Voodoo will get another extra bonus from the spirit realm from Dale two decades later. Thanks for keeping a semblance of sanity against the Mark Maddens and Andrew Filliponis of the world, Dale. We’ll miss you, especially after another inevitable blowout Wild Card loss.

BeefReeferLives

Great eulogy, WCS.

Thanks, Dale. You we’re a good ‘un. Rest In Peace.

Gumbygirl

I don’t remember him, but I haven’t lived there in over 40 years, except for visits. But I do remember Stan Savran, didn’t know he died.

ArmedandHammered

Over/under on dildos thrown tonight, during the game. As for the number after the game, that in none of my business.

SonOfSpam

Re: “after the game” I don’t think they throw them necessarily when using them.

Unless I’m watching the wrong tutorials.

litre_cola

Its only because you missed All Toys No Boys 1 and 2 and went straight to watching 3 and 4. You missed the plot and proper dildo throwing technique.

SonOfSpam

Dammit, ok off to Blockbuster.

jjfozz

What do they do with all the dildoes? Or is it dildi?

Redshirt
Redshirt

The Bengals will not be going to Disneyland.

So, no change in their February itinerary.

BeefReeferLives

What a bunch of craven shitbags…

SonOfSpam

Already left them a “you cowardly bitchqueefs” comment thru the site’s Customer Service page. That should fix it.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The Fed got browbeat into cutting interest rates today, despite inflation being well above their mandated target. Their “reasoning” is that unemployment is getting out of hand. Get ready for stagflation!

Gumbygirl

Free speech, my ass.

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jjfozz

When they start shutting down comedians, you know the shit storm is only going to get worse.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah, it won’t be long before they target a news network like MSNBC. Then CNN. And then Fox News, after Truth Social “pivots” to video and wants a monopoly of the news space.

scotchnaut

Shitting on ABC is missing the larger picture-university professors, coaches, civil servants, media personalities, local politicians, etc. are losing their jobs/being censured for criticizing conservative individuals, and their policies. It’s only going to get worse.

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