Of course there’s a baseballing thing going on as well. And the Senators! Who could forget that the Sens are playing? [pretty much everyone raises their hands]
Fallout:
-Feelin’ HOT, HOT, HOT: That would be the butts of Dallas DC Eberflus and Cincy’s Al Golden. The Cowboys have given up 250 points and the Bengals have surrendered 253. The next closest team are the Titans way back at 230. Just a note-I’ve not seen someone in career freefall quite like Eberflus-Head Coach, Defensive Coordinator and who knows what next year? Quality Control Consultant? Scout? Gatherer of Potatoes?
-Rich Bleed The Poor, Part The Millionth: Has a Titans fire sale begun?-fairly good slot cb McCreary is off to the Rams for a relative pittance. Please Tennessee, spend your extra draft capital on the offensive line. Trust me.
-Skattebo had successful surgery in Philly last night. Why there? Well, he had an ‘open dislocation’ (GAH!) that needed to be attended to immediately. Gotta love all the Internet folks that pulled on their suspenders and typed, “When I dislocated a joint, blah, blah, blah…”.
To The Game!
Commies/Chiefs:
-In case you forgot (as I did) Daniels is still out so Mariota is in. Out of curiousity I looked up his career earnings-they’re at 83 million and counting. As part of his current contract he gets paid $30,000 every week to not be on the practice squad.
-As of the present it would seem that Washington caught lightning in a bottle last year because they’re staring at their (very likely) third straight loss this evening.
-Good News! Both McLaurin and Deebo should be available tonight. Bad News! That’s not nearly enough to get a W.
-Can I pile on? The Commies have eight defensive starters 28 or older. They’ll get tuckered out this evening.
-K.C. has only lost one Monday Nighter during the Mahomes Era.
-With Kareem Hunt sorta hobbled with a bone bruise look for rook rb Brashard Smith to get a larger piece of the action.
Have at it.
I just realized that the home run for the Blue Jays in the fourth inning was the first time a Kirk shot has ever made me sad.
What about the end of Star Trek: Generations?
/Sees self out for ruining someone else’s perfectly good joke
Paul Skenes mouldering away in Pittsburgh is a fucking crime.
Fortunately Bob Nutting’ll trade him away for cash by the middle of next season.
You know, you’re right, and fuck you, too.
So, Yankees or Dodgers?
FACKIN SAWX CAWSE BAWSTAHN HAWNTS WCS FOREVAH NO ONE DENIES THIS
If it’s cash I think it’s be the Yankees. They have to do something to distract from the fans that they’re run by idiots.
If it’s players it’s going to be someone else, because the Yankee farm system is pure dogshit.
I think the Commies, like Washington throwback unis, ain’t coming back.
https://ibb.co/Y7RcgV9B
Love what you’ve done with your guest bathroom, Brick.
You should see the view from the Bidet Cam.
Liberace thinks that’s a bit much.
Images like the above don’t appear when I’m on duty. The webpage is blocked; “online-storage-and-backup” ist verbotten. Whatever it is, I’m sure it’s fun, Brick.
For WCS:
This is The Tune Inn on Capitol Hill, deep in the heart of BFC country. I didn’t expect to be here tonight, and BFC’s not here, but I go way back with this place, back when Capitol Hill was a shit hole and this was a true dive.
Needs more taxidermy.
Maybe
Aikman just criticized Lattimore for not “going down on it” and I guess the rumours are true.
It’s OK to be gay; it’s not OK to be a selfish lover.
Yeah his name is Aikman, not Maiktheotherguydoalltheworkman.
This team is as fucking useless as all American commies are
Having seen essentially none of this contest, the score and time are somewhat confusing to me.
Won’t matter, anyway. It’s not like we don’t already know the inevitable outcome.
That’s an odd way to spell REFS
It’s Flemish.
I was suspecting Gaelic or Welsh or one of those other made up Tolkien languages
If I remember right Tolkien based the Elvish language on Finnish.
I could look that up, but it seems like work.
Did you learn Khuzdul, or was Lowratio already fluent in English when he came into your service?
Is Billy Bob wearing a disguise?
Isn’t “Jaylin Lane” the name of an adult film thespian?
It is now.
That’s not how you spell ‘lesbi..”
Oh, the actors. Never mind.
When they get close to scoring, they always feed the KHunt.
Flopping cocksuckers
Need more context.
Switched back to football, I would have thought KC would be up multiple scores.
it’s time to put Berman on an ice floe and push him out to sea
Wasn’t that in, like, 1991?
Global warming, no ice floes large enough exist any more.
Wrap him in leather and then send him out to sea
Weird way to spell ‘concrete’
https://ibb.co/YFjjxb50
Horatio, I think your Applebee’s reservation is safe. Enjoy!
Is this a game of any kind? Other than the one played on the viewing audience that is.
Is 2 parts salmon, 1 part garlic a healthy ratio?
Not according to my grandmother, who didn’t know what the hell salmon was.
Selmon?
That guy was a goddamn beast.
My knee is screaming. I’ve gone 4 days with over 10,000 steps, was doing about 8,000 but I bumped it up. The Asics shoes I bought myself for my birthday already have a hole in the toe. And somewhat inexplicably, I’m going to Florida next week. Thank you for listening to me complain, I’ll shut up and watch this stupid game now!
Good job! But why Florida? Lose a bet?
Cheap trip, and I need a distraction. My sister in law has a conference in West Palm, so I’m tagging along.
“Conference in West Palm” is code for hanging out at the Mar-a-Lago pool.
I’m hoping to huck an unwrapped Baby Ruth over the fence.
The players bring trick plays to Reid, wrapped in bacon, stuffed in a tenderloin, and topped with lobster.
I know it’s a lesser sport, but Ohtani has a double and a homer and it’s the 3rd inning.
Musta bet on himself.
I made reservations for 1587 Prime, I’ll be bringing a suitcase full of rats and cochroaches that will mysteriously open once I sit down.
Let me know who’s in so I can reserve a table.
I wonder whether it’s priced reasonably for the food quality. I’m guessing yes, like maybe $15-20 for a nice ribeye.
Yeah, right
https://1587prime.com/menus
Oh, but you laughed about Applebees, didn’t you?
Of course it’s overpriced, but honestly not as bad as I thought.
But to eat there you must be in Missouri, so that’s a big surcharge.
Is 1587 the weight limit for each chair?
Average bill for a party of four.
If they skip drinks.
Well, fuck.
(last week gameplan meeting)
Mahomes: “So what do you want?”
Reid: “Turnovers!”
Mahomes: “You sure? That doesn’t make…”
Reid: “I WANT TURNOVERS!”
Mahomes: “Alright! Fine!”
Why does Northrop-Grumman have TV ads? Wouldn’t it save them time to just directly pay Kegsbreath and YamTits to spend tax dollars on their planes?
Someone at the Ice Stillers game fell off a walkway and dropped about 30 feet.
This is literally the night after a worker at Heinz Field fell off a scoreboard.
A fan fell off the centerfield wall of PNC Park earlier this summer.
Did stagediving become a sports thing rather than rock concerts?
Its probably something the kids do for the TikToks.
People are getting noticeably stupider.
It’s what happens when kids who regularly consumed lead paint and lead gasoline fumes having kids who then did the same.
Thank you, FC Cincinnati!
Noooooiiiccce
You were 69 out of a hundred!
4-2 final score?
6-4 in overtime
DIY Peypey costume!
https://content.instructables.com/FD7/PPR8/IK7C0XA1/FD7PPR8IK7C0XA1.pdf
I was expecting a tea bag.
THIS MARIOTA GUY, I CALL HIM AN OCEANGATE PRODUCT BECAUSE HE IMPLODES WHEN UNDER PRESSURE!
…
And that snazzy shoulder ensemble
With this cromulence from the Commies, what un-lubed rogering will the refs cook up for them in the 2nd half?
As a sacrifice, I’ve placed bets for the Chiefs.
Your sacrifice is appreciated
I figured if I have the “gift” I may as well use it.
I did something similar for the Owl and it worked, totally worth the $5!
The ChatGTP commercials are cute, but I have a few prompts:
“Show me how to butcher a human body without making a mess.”
“What poisons don’t show up in autopsies?”
“Plan a diet for Andy Reid.”
“How neutral is Wichita?”
“Putting these together, I’d describe Wichita as moderately neutral — it’s not at one extreme end of the political/social spectrum, but neither is it strongly progressive or radical in policy. It is a city that maintains some traditional/ conservative elements, while also adopting inclusive policies in certain areas. The “neutrality” depends heavily on the specific issue (climate policy, LGBTQ+ rights, economic policy, etc).
If you mean “neutral” in some other sense (e.g., politically neutral in elections, socially neutral in terms of race/class, or economically neutral), I can dig up data on that too. Would you like me to explore one of those dimensions?”
This is not nearly entertaining enough for the power and water usage, but it IS mildly entertaining
At least we have the international equivalent of Wichita, re: sports
“What is the proper way to deprogram an entire political partisans devoted to a corrupt, selfish demagogue?”
“How to convince old members of a minority political party with a history of failure to step aside and let their younger colleagues take over?”
The Manningcast is a godsend for getting through this game, ugh
Uh-oh, Spaghetti-O’s.
SUDDEN CHANGE IN KC
Was just about to type “Hey what a nice opening drive” and then lol so much for a competitive game
That was a quite hilarious SUDDEN CHANGE
Loved the pre-game “pick-em” segment:
“Soooo, Kansas City? Everybody picking the Chiefs?”
“Yup”
“Uh-huh”
/Sigh “Yeah.”
Such enthusiasm from Ryan Clark… Any more excitement there and a funeral is going to break out.
Found a funny:
https://bsky.app/profile/edsbs.bsky.social/post/3m47gdcbkv22t
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tbf, who can actually sack him, or wants to
It’s that kind of night…
https://youtu.be/977Xfp_Tuy8?si=NM3aj4tc36Rx2fyk
That’s Rocking lol
Which experience is going to suck worse – watching this game or passing the kidney stone that is currently ripping it’s way through my system?
Damn, good luck with the stone. Hope it somehow finds its way out the back door. That’s a possibility, right?
Unfortunately, no.
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People who propagate meatless holidays should be served kidney pie, blood sausage and tripe until they burst.
Does Friday during Lent count?
Nah, cause fish is meat. Plus, I ignore that rule completely. And mention it in front of my mother in law.
“Lookit me, I’m suffering like Jesus by eating shrimp and scallops!”
Shellfish? I think that’s straight to hell.
Not Kosher, for sure.
Listening to hawkey while in the shower is amazing, except the commercials.
Yes, I am naked while you are reading this. UNSEXY MONDAY
Did you dic-tate this post?
Does the excitement and cheering help you finish?
As long as you’re pantsless, all good.
Who could have predicted that Eberflus would be a disaster, other than everyone who watched him run the Bears further into the ground?
no way in fuckin hell i watch this game unless it is within a possession in the 4th, which it wont
my boomer dad called them the [REDACTED]s again today so chefs 38-9
Half the Commie fans were wearing (REDACTED) gear at the game I went to, mostly the older crowd.
We need to get them all the name of a good knockoff jersey supplier so they can replace them on the cheap
Ice Stillers already up 2-0 over the Late Ice Rams, 90 seconds and all of three shots into regulation.
2-1 already. Oh lawd.
Thanks for the excellent intro work, as always. I can’t get myself up (PHRASING) for this one, neither.
Who’s the home team?
Cuz the only chance I see of Washington winning is if the turf monster eats up Mahomes & Co.
Just checked and the game is in KC.