This may be my last Wumbo column before we’re inevitably nuked from orbit, just to be safe. It’s the only way to prevent New York from falling into the hands of Muslim socialists. Even though, if my reading of “2008 Republicans Reacting Reasonably” is correct, the entire country was like that for eight entire years and last I checked, you could walk into your local burger place and get a bacon cheeseburger. It may cost a fucking lot more than it did, and the jingles of sales that I grew up with as a kid are long, LONG dead. Our “five dollar four inch” jokes are truth now.
Anyway Hermana Weaselo might be going to a Mamdani election watch party and (since I’m working and it’s an RSVP so the place doesn’t get over-packed) I may ask her to do a Boots on the Ground. If, again, the Space Marines haven’t immediately invaded the city because that’s where we’re at with AI dreck. Slop is too kind a word. Crap is too general.
Speaking of invasions, we haven’t heard in some time from Comrade Old School Zero, presumably the guy dressed up as an alot of beer.
In the meantime, there is still news of the outside world because the trade deadline heating up! We even got trades!
-CB Michael Carter II and a ‘27 7th from NYJ to PHI for WR John Metchie III and a ‘27 6th
-S Kyle Dugger and a 7th from PIT to NE for a 6th
-EDGE Keion White and a 7th from NE to SF for a 6th
-CB Roger McCreary and a conditional 6th from TEN to SF for a conditional 5th
Goin’ mad, see? Anyway, there’s baseball tonight of the human (Game 5) and dice (BKN-HAZ) varieties. Probably hockey and basketball as well. Now go comment!
I’ve tried wearing my Dodgers cap out and about, I’ve tried not wearing my Dodgers cap, I’ve tried watching the games, I’ve tried following the gamecast instead, I’ve tried ignoring the game completely, etc. and I have come to the unescapable conclusion that there is nothing I can personally do to affect their fortunes. It’s fucking bullshit, man.
I got my first reddit warning! For hate speech, no less. It was something to do with the Ohio Legislature wanting the state to issue gold and silver currency, so I’m not sure how I got from that to full MAGA.
Wow, you must be a lot more polite on there than me. I’ve gotten more vacations from posting than I can count.
Back home on California time.
This was my first chance to see a world series game this year.
In Spain baseball is as important on the sports scene as La Liga is here in the States.
Looks like it’s happy Eastern Canada time.
Welcome back to the Fractured States of MURICKA!
Lakers win on the road with no LeBron or Luka. Last second shot by Austin Reaves, who finished with 28 points and 16 assists. And our newest rando white guy, Jake LaRavia, had 27 points. We have the team Celtics fans wish they had.
last time toronto won the world series:
-mlb was about to shut down, giving the nfl its dominance forever
-gop was about to win the house for the first time in ages, and would not lose it but a couple of meaningless times since
-fox was about to become a dominant broadcasting power, taking control of nfl and soon mlb rights, and soon everything else in the world with its news channel
-microsoft had a decent windows operating system and was working on a new one to change the world forever
look, dirtball leafs, i swear if you win and make the world worse again…
So the Louisiana Governor is going to have LSU’s next head coach sign a contract that is not going to ‘reward failure’.
I’m sure the Tiger faithful will have no problem finding a gem in their available head coach candidate pool.
Governor Stupid’s quote:
Always a fan of the MAGA assumption that they’re gonna pursue riches by going cheap on brainpower.
Then again…it has brought my taxes down to absurdly low levels that “seem about right” to these same math wizards/kid-fuckers.
Pandering bullshit! What business does the Governor of a state have to do with College Fo-
Lt. Governor Jim Tressel | Governor Mike DeWine
if we are gonna start testing nukes again at least use the ai generated videos that trump is given to watch (and post) and give him the big, big booms he wants to see
you can even have it in the upper atmosphere above the chicago skyline if you want to!
We really need to go back to this:
Nuke watch party on a bar roof. That was livin!
Radioactive s’mores!
You can really taste the strontium!
Party at the Atomic Lounge!
Do you think Moo Deng is any relation to Hippo?
But…but…the experts say the Dodgers are the better team. What about the experts???? The experts?!??!?!?!
dodgers could not handle yesavage in the kingdom ye madness, where ye cream always rises to ye top
oh yeeeeeee
For fucks sake, the 🔱🔱🔱 could have beat this sad sack shit of a team.
5-1 is the most dangerous lead in baseball.
Things get real dicey at 6-1…
Damn, this kid is pitching his ass off. Good for him and Canadia.
Wait — so is Trump threatening to cut off NYC? Or is Cuomo his Sinema for this?
dave roberts vs bullpen
Absolute top tier Simpsons one-and-done character.
He’s Karl’s brother
Nov 5th will be the Beaver Moon
I’ve seen that movie
Is that one of the later Twilight books?
Dugger is actually going to PIT from NE, but it doesn’t really matter, does it?
Not quite.
That’s perfect!
Butter chicken pizza and a mango lassi sounds like a good idea. Where would we be (for dinner options) without immigrants?
Im scouting out Indian places when I go to London. Empire Empire is at the top of the list. Though going back to The Chili Pickle in Brighton might be worth the day trip on the weekend
Although might be smaller since the pickle is chili
No pickles, but plenty of chili was involved.
Wow. That looks muy authentico.
I’m reading a mystery series set in Delhi where the detective eats a lot. The last book was set in London, specifically East Ham, so might want to check out that neighborhood for Desi food
The fact there is a West Ham footy club now makes a lot more sense …
East Ham probably has a cricket team
Another Dodgers’ Kike homer.
THESE DODGERS I CALL THEM RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY DURING HIGH SCHOOL AND AN EMBARRASSINGLY LONG TIME THEREAFTER BECAUSE ALL THE SCORING THEY ARE DOING IS VIA SOLO SHOTS.
Toronto Blue Jays right now (artist’s conception):
But how soft and clear is their skin?
Putting the TV on where a wildlife biologist had a camera on a mountain lion den where one pup was abandoned and spent 21 days calling for its family before finally leaving the den itself and I’m sorry to the wildlife biology profession but if that’s my camera I’m bringing home a new cat Day 4.
Gonna be up your way the weekend after Thanksgiving, so Pepe’s is the best pizza, right.
Modern. Also in New Haven.
If you’re in the New Haven area and really want to do the whole Connecticut apizza thing, (lesson 1: it’s pronounced “Abeetz”), hit Modern, Bar, Pepe’s, Sally’s and definitely make a quick trip to West Haven, (Lesson the Second: East and West Haven are called ‘The Stavens’ and are full of racists who won’t go to New Haven because there are too many of “those people”), for a Zuppardi’s sausage pie.
You’ll thank me later. Your arteries and colon will never forgive me.
I’d say to get in touch by Mrs. Horatio and I may be heading to Key West that week. just had a trial unexpectedly settle.
It’s either this or we cull the herd for the good of the species.
I have absolutely no idea what the “6 7” thing is.
I DID NOT ASK FOR AN EXPLANATION!!!
Don’t worry, the kids have moved on to “4 1” now.
I had no idea until I watched Cartman puke.
South Park is educational. And oh so fucking wrong this season.
#MeToo
Is it the age that Donald Trump was when he finally stopped molesting children because he couldn’t get an erection anymore?
I figured the molestation goes on long after the erection.
It’s his version of chomping on a cigar.
As far as I can tell it’s a new music genre for innumerate people
Props to the lady at Trader Joe’s who responded to my question on if they had graham cracker crumbs with “we have graham crackers that you can hit with a hammer”
I hope you asked her to write down the recipe.
Maybe it’s a secret, like Polish ice making.
So, artesian small batch graham cracker crumbles manually produced with family heirloom tools. Surprised Fresh Market doesn’t do that for $10 an oz.
I guess that would be more William and Sonoma.
Note to self, sell kitchen hammers that are somehow different from meat tenderizers
Brute, I use one of a set of hand crafted mallets each made from aged and seasoned olive wood, hand carved in a village of artisans in a craft handed down for generations, a civilized method of pulverization in these uncouth times.
https://youtu.be/7hb8AYnRb-4?si=kjW7BCeMqlxfQroN
I just blast ’em
“Where you guys sell your packaged hammers?”
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1ojfnf7/highlight_jerry_rice_becomes_the_all_time_leader/?rdt=35656