Only three games on the docket and there’s not much to choose from.
To The Games!
Jags/Raiders:
Someone has to play in this spot and I guess it’s the Jags and Raiders. Jax is one game over .500 as their middling offense (15th) and defense (21st) would indicate. Brady’s Raiders are already playing out the string and looking at their remaining games I see potential wins vs only the Browns and Giants. That spells out a 4-13 season which seems just about right.
Saints/Rams:
Shough around and find out? The rookie QB is going to have a hell of an interesting time with the Rams pass rush. Los Angeles in a walk.
Chiefs/Bills:
This tilt is being called an AFC Champeenship preview but I don’t see it. Buffalo’s defense is incredibly suspect and needs to improve dramatically. As well, they seem shy about giving Cook the rock for 20-25 touches. But when they do they have great success. Maybe they’re saving him for the home stretch/post season?
There you are.
Resting up for the busy week ahead.
Calling Mahomes for intentional grounding. Isn’t that a sign of the apocalypse?
“Intentional Grounding” in my house goes something like this
Me: “Son, you’re not management material”.
Son: “Yeah, I kinda figured that.”
Me: “Yeah…”
Sure glad I told ArmedandHammered that he had two guys on a bye on our Lowaratio League game, and then he didn’t do anything about it, and I’m going to lose by 30 points anyway.
My bye week replacements did not get it done.
/Colts lose-are 7-2
Sports Yakkers: “I told you they were pretenders!”
Bills Stadium Personnel on Walkie Talkie: “Why did we just take delivery for an industrial size wet vac for the commentator’s booth.”
Manager: “We’re expecting three to four inches of jizz from the commentator team over Allen and Mahomes.”
I could have picked up Flacco and streamed him, but no, I picked up Prison Girlfriend and still started Stroud.
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Does that one puppet have a cigar up his nose?
Maybe a pencil?
I don’t know why, but for some reason that makes more sense
There was an open call for scripts for Boston Blue.
Here’s a sample.
OPENING: A coupla fahkin dahkies are in the street, doin’ dahkie stuff.
A guy walk buy weahring-a Tawn Brady jersey. Minding his own business. Probably a hahd working man.
Dahkie says; “Heyah whitey, you wanna buy somea drugs?”
Hahd wawkin’ man says, “Nah, I’m going to mass at Saint Patrick. Father O’Sullivan is saying mass.”
Dahkie, who’s nevah been to mass says, “Fahk you. O’Sullivan sucks.”
Guy shoots him fowah insutin a man of the cloth. Goes free caushe it’s justice.
Mark Wahlberg is offering $240K for the movie rights to this post.
It would be fun if they did a mini-playoff with the worst 4 teams for draft position
The one who loses gets first pick?
Nah, they have to try, and no team is so bad they don’t stand a chance against another awful team, and worst case they still get 3rd pick
How is KC/BUF still in the 2nd Quarter?
Nevermind. They are going to a Media Timeout with 0:03 left in the 1st Half. Question answered.
God hates us because you touch yourself.
Like my Bengals, I have no defense.
Wow, Kelce isn’t even married yet and he’s already slowed down and rocking a bit of a dad bod
That hit he took in the end zone was amazing.
Their kids are going to eat lead paint chips like I eat Fritos, and it ain’t gonna be Taylor’s fault.
There’s a fine line between “staring down the receiver” and “fucking him with your eyes” but Geno was pushing it and now its a turnover.
That’s So Geno!
Bengals offensive players and fans have been forsaken.
Is ShoUgh Canadian, or just a fan of extra letters?
Big Cat Country on X: “https://t.co/d4djUVC2gF” / X
Ladies, Gentlemen and Variations Thereupon, our new Kicking Overlord.
I’d go to sleep already, but I am oddly intrigued by Jaguras/Raiduhs
Cavs game is on too. 60th minute
I will check my channel menu. What makes this game emotionally satisfying?
He should have made the kick from one yard further back.
BTW, this reminds me of Jason Elam holding the record in the 2000s. Then he co-write a shitty thriller (techno thriller?) called something like Monday Night Mayhem. Good times.
A near morbidly obese coach that talks about the need for discipline? That’s Daboll!
WOOO! KICKING IS TOO EASY!
So when are they gonna make the field longer necessitating new stadiums for every single team?
68 yard field goal for DUUUUVVVAALLLLLL
All the good stuff has been in games between bad teams today (gesticulates wildly at Bears/Bungles)
When bad teams have the right kind of complementary badness it makes for the most exciting games because SUDDEN CHANGE can happen at any time
Cam. Fucking. Little! DUUVVAAAALLLLLL!
Ran out of gas with about 2-3 passes to go before finishing the last mow of the year.
It’s probably going to look like that until April.
Back to nature for a tiny bit of your lawn!
Giving your lawn a mohawk is très punk
HAIL SHANK’LOR
Even with Geno hauling the Raiders’ bloated corpse down the field into the end zone, they still can’t get seven.
I know you only need 2 feet down, but a butt should still count as 3
I thought last week it was determined that one cheek = two feet
Correct. So a full butt is four feet.
Trader Joe’s is selling Lagunitas Shugga again. I should just be mainlining vodka, especially since I hate IPAs, but I can’t resist 9.9% ABV and shitty empty calories.
If you hate the taste anyway you could just add vodka to the beer
I would need to put on pants
I’ve been looking for Shugga since you mentioned that and the local packy’s haven’t had it. It’s so good, and so boozy.
I’m definitely drunk so it has that going for it.
The inventor of the frozen burrito died. It was probably sooner, but he looked warm from the outside.
🗑️
It could be worse, the other team could be entirely made up of raccoons
Hey, wait a second.
Its not enough that I’m a Jaguras fan but I have to get Mark Schlereth’s word diarrhea too?
Taysom. Fucking. Hill.
Zac Taylor is talking about “lifting people up”. The worst loss in franchise history (including the playoffs and Super Bowls) and the son of a bitch is being philosophical.
Maybe “lifting people up” is just what the kids these days call erecting the gallows?
They did lift the Bears up, Bears are people too
That’s the Buddy Signal
I’ve been breathing into a paper bag for the last half hour.
Huffing gas?
Spray paint. Gonna die historic!
heart-rate rose only a little because i knew: bungles eternal
Live look at the LaCross refuge:
The one thing you think of about Rashee Rice. ?
Bad Driver
Also can be poison if you leave him out at room temp too long
We should all think of those people who were fans of both the Toronto Blue Jays and the Cincinnati Bengals and the incredible past sixteen or so hours they have all lived through. This is assuming that they are still alive at this point.
I’m trying to hold my breath and stop my heart rate but my stupid Autonomic System keeps kicking in.
Poor Lions.
relegate the bungles to midweek MACtion
im serious. fuck outta here. allow 47 to the bears? go play ball state.
The team that beat the Steelers a couple of weeks ago, who just beat the formerly 7-1 Colts.
WTAF?
Someone needs to be fired for that game. DC. HC. I want blood.
Owner. GM. Front office. Mayor. Full Fucking Stalin Purge.
The Ghost of Jerry Springer wreaking havoc on the Cincinnati elite like an avenging angel.
Erase their pics from the media guide! Full Pravda treatment.
Dissolve Cincinnati. Return the land to the original Columbia, North Bend and Losantiville settlements.
Man … I keep telling every Native I know that every tribe in America should have exploited the full scope of their sovereignty to sign up with the Belt and Road Initiative and also to ratfuck the U.S. government every legal way possible. But anyway.
That was painful.
Anyone rooting for KC
over the Billscan eat shit and die.Bengals bananacakes has way too much nutmeg and that’s why we can’t embrace it.
oh bungles
No one.Everyone could see that coming.Yup
time too much time
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Hoping someone shoots an authentic panzerfaust and hits Kelce in his fucking head
“I remember the time when I went to my first ‘Panzerfaust’-three Jews were hung from the highest tree. Good times, good times.”
-Stephen Miller, reminiscing
I believe his kind were called Kapos
ELITE BUNGLES!
Hold on, trying to delete this post.
It’s just a special kind of elite
Baby, if you EVAR wondered….
Brown hitting all the buttons on the controller at once with that flip
DONKS WOO!
Boy howdy, the SoCal folks might be sleepy. But you knew they’d still show up LOUD AND PROUD for their most beloved RRRRRAAAAAAMMMMMM IT!!!!
Is this a trend? This seems like a trend.
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And he’s not suited so he’s the very worst hold em’ hand EVERY TIME
Agreed. AFC feels built for a new dawg to take his shot at the crown. DEN