Stupid Chefs (+3) at Even Stupider Non-Gendered Cowpersons (4:30, CBS)
I hate this matchup MOAR than I hate various Xmas Tree (and/or Hannukah Bush) machinations. Would a Most GlorioUs Draw save the day? MAYBE!
This is really a resurrection follow-up for both, as the Humps (at KC) and Iggles (at DAL) had each ded and buried last week. Completely let off the hook, and now we have to pretend that these two mediocre mediocrities actually matter this season.
Dallas has gone all-in on run game prevention as a strategem, which is really fucking stupid. Ol’ ham head has excellent receivers and the ability to bail his front office out of gaol. Kermit is (yes, cover your ears Romo) much less dangerous than Dak! at this point in time, as the foundations of their stupid empire have started to crumble into dust.
I plan to not watch this monkeyshit, but push me for a predicion, and I will go with the best coach (Spags, KC’s defensive honcho).
At least these sides had the decency to maintain the same betting line as the opener. Saved Hippo some heavy typo potential. But fuck ’em anyway.
KC loses. Happy enough Thanksgiving.
I can still wish for DFW to be hit by a meteor for Christmas
Well the Not As Quite Bad As The Other Guys won.
Cowpersons the world over, may your undefined genital areas tingle with glee!
to whichever team wins and helps knocks the other out of the playoffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWhO6il_7OE
Hollywood is still alive
Much as I hate the Chiefs that was an amazing escape by Mahomes.
And it cost Redshirt $3.22.
Actually, I won, and I already threw the winnings to Bengals-Ravens.
I have a problem.
“Eberflus knows this game is not over yet.”
Does he? Are we sure?
Looks like the Chief’s “Shield Assist” subscription has run out
Now what I want is for all today’s fixtures to end with the same scoreline.
Credit where credit is due. Turpin was amazing there.
Cowboys are going to win the NFC East. Write this down.
OK, but I’m using a pencil.
*crayon
I’m not to find a piece of paper and pen and “write” this down. But I will bookmark it, and add a calendar reminder.
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If you’re coaching in the NFL and have not read the rule book cover to cover multiple times, you deserve all the dumb shit that happens to you and team. Also all, the ridicule from fans and talking headheads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3eC35LoF4U
or least hire a team Parliamentarian
Kickoff Flaggake.
Good news! I need 31 passing yards from Mahomes to win $21.74. Expect a career altering injury in the ensuing drive.
I’ll pay you $25 for it not to happen
Twenty-five. I have twenty-five dollars American.
Do I have $30?
I think Revanchist is our only Chiefs fan.
Just like they drew it up.
Dallas within the 5-yard line does some stunningly stupid things.
That’s a great hurdle
I thought he was going to pull it off completely for a second
Make up call!
ready for it
Isn’t that Bricks bat signal?
Wife gets home, tis her birthday tomorrow, I am a bottle of wine deep. “I didn’t plan dinner, but I bought you wine babe.”
Happy birthday Mrs Cola
If I was the Chiefs, I would’ve worn my Dallas Texans helmet logos. To both mock Dallas for forcing a championship team away and to remind them that no matter how good they think they are, they aren’t good enough to deserve or support two franchises, like LA and New York.
If I was the Chiefs I wouldn’t hire a succession of people who beat women and/or commit vehicular assault, but then if we did that, the NFL would cease to exist.
Commentator: “And with the Cowboys facing a 4th & 3, they will attempt a field goal.”
Dan Campbell: “We can do that?!”
Campbell got to be hated at blackjack tables
”That’s the joker, sir.”
Campbell splits 10s against a Dealer’s 6 while sitting at Third Base.
I don’t play blackjack, and the reason I don’t play blackjack is that I have no idea if that is good or bad.
(Although I’m pretty sure I’d never split a 20)
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Well, heck.
It was funny enough to be posted twice.
Terry’s friend probably had it coming. I am so fucking stuffed, it’s kind of gross.
I don’t have Paramount+. Can I have a game update?
Chefs are not covering the spread
And the Fightin’ Canned Hams are.
Close game, Andy Reid was a bad father.
It’s on CBS.
DAMN IT! Now I have to watch it! Thanks, Horatio!
Hey Jeeeeeem 22 of 26 is not an absurdly good 3rd and 1 stat you bellend.
Teaching on Thursdays sucks when you know there’s football afoot but the Board blocks TSN’s feed so the “students” can’t watch.
Cast to a stream in the east? Sporty surge?
VPN’s bring up the Ministry’s red screen of death.
It’s almost like you want me to get caught.
Oh, shit fuck. In the offseason I’ll have to get the clubhouse its own vpn.
Karl Malone has changed. Almost like a Sammy Sosa type deal.
Forgets to speak English when it’s convenient?
hands smelling like piss?
That was Moises Alou, and Jr.
I don’t remember Sammy knocking up children
Dinner was not bad.
One uncle was thankful that the Lord is here with us. I refreained from saying, “Wait, where in FUCK did he go?”
I’ve had 5 bourbons, multiple beers. That smoker completely left me down and if it had balls, I kick it squarely in its balls.
THank you all for riding along with me on this journey. I gotta go drink more.
Are you sure he didn’t say “the Lard” and you misheard?
It’s drinkin’ time. I’ll see you folks on the other side.
Madre Weaselo brought za’atar, for, reasons. I have annexed it for my potatoes as an alternative to Carolina Reaper powder.
This is a fair trade.
bought some of that and ras el hanout a couple months ago when thought a healthy mediterranean diet meant just having the spices around the house, really that I need to start working into recipes
They both smell really good.
https://bsky.app/profile/nitishpahwa.com/post/3m6nftfg3v22x
Way to fucking go, Terry. You ruineds hit for all of us, go drown yourself.
Holy Fuck, I must’ve killed a lot of people.
At least they picked it up, but the fact that they someone actually threw a flag on that (perfectly legal) hit on Mahomes is why people hate Mahomes.
I was told this had the potential to be the most-watched game in regular season history. What?
If by “watched” you mean, “sort of kept on in the background while people recovering from the initial gorging” then sure, I could see it.
I’m sure that’s exactly what they meant
Look at that sunlight streaming right into the Dallas WR’s eyes as they look back for the ball.
Fuck you, Jerry Jones.
Wow, looks like the Dallas defense isn’t quite as effective when playing a team not named the Raiders.
I will try not to drop my monocle in shock at this development
Or Fucking Kevin Patullo
RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [takes out phone, begins calling various family members to wish them a Happy Thanksgiving]
PENNY DEADLY: [vomits all over carpet]
DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ.: [fires up carpet cleaner, which sounds pretty much identical to a vacuum cleaner]
I swear to God, it’s like they’re in cahoots or something.
Oh they are.
Fuck you and your burnt toast Jim Nantz
Shame he wasn’t smelling it because he was having a stroke.
Eli Drinkwitz sounds like a Manischewitz mascot that never made it out of brainstorming
Our ride will be here shortly then it’s off to eldest right’s for dinner, drinks and frivolity.
I’m really looking forward to this. Probably should start drinking now in self defense.
Only sure way to be safe.
The banner image makes me reflect that men are quite weird and dumb in that we find cartoons attractive.
As Japan discovered when they tried to ban porn and hentai was born
Truly, it’s best not to think about it too hard. None of us really want to know/understand our subconscious minds.
The ham has gone bad…
Someone dial 1-800-METEORI(ext TE)
Hello friends.
WELLLLLLL JIMMMM, I DON’T KNOW ABOUT THAT!
Tom Brady is better than Romo as a coloUr commentator.
So, tom brady is better than romo at literally EVERYTHING?
Let’s not say things we can’t take back.
That bar is so low you trip over it in hell
Legitimately, he’s fine. Bang average. There are times when I forget that he’s even famous, his voice/style isn’t exactly distinctive.
I still hate him as a person, mind.
Disagree. Tom is full of nothingness. “They love to see him running out in space”. No shit. Like they’d prefer him surrounded by defenders.
I hope Travis Kelce gets 4 tds and only on your tv he shows you his taint.
My trade of Jameson Williams and Derrick Henry for Saquon Barkley and Mike Evans:
Seems good to me!
Were you high?
I was when I accepted. Being high helps.
At the time Williams was pretty much MIA from the Lions offense, Derrick Henry was a basket case after three straight games with awful fumbles, and Mike Evans wasn’t dead yet.
It actually paid off pretty well for me initially. Not lately though.