I guess that’s just the way it goes at this juncture of the season. Pitt would like to distance themselves from Baltimore (who wouldn’t though?) and Miami is clinging to the thinnest of hopes of getting into the playoffs. But first…
Flotsam and Jetsam:
-Can You Spare an ACL?: Parsons, Mahomes and some guy on the Ravens had their knee go the wrong way. Sure, the loss of any difference-maker on a team will hobble the chances of a playoff birth but Micah going away should have an out-sized effect on Green Bay’s D. As regards Patty, the Chiefs haters regarded his owie as icing on the cake.
-Who’s Next?: Jeff Simmons house was burgled about the same time that he was catching a TD play. That’ll teach you for showing off. He now joins a list of fellas that include SGA, Burrow and Shadeur and that fat, whiny bitch on the Lakers that have been victims of this practice. Police don’t have any leads yet but are monitoring Tik Tok around the clock because these robber types sometimes just can’t help themselves and will post their new ill-gotten wares.
-How ‘Bout Them Jags?: That’s five straight for Florida’s other pro football team. I heard one guy say that it doesn’t seem legit because they don’t have a signature win and I’d agree with him if they hadn’t beaten the Chiefs, Texans and Chargers. Girlfriend has gone 13 TD/4 INT during this run which isn’t eye-popping but is fairly well above his usual output.
-Chiefs Emasculation Day: (I call it that because they had their nuts chopped off yesterday) I’ve no more to say.
To The Game!
Fins/Steelers:
-A half-decent indicator of how Pitt is doing defensively is the fact that they’re -3 in turnover differential. These aren’t your abusive dad’s Steelers.
-Kinda strange that both these guys are still on a warm-ish seat. They can both coach but have they run their course?
-Rodgers threw for a season-high 284 yards last week-I wouldn’t expect more of that tonight…although, that Fins D has had its troubles.
-If Pitt achieves the W their chances of playing an extra game rise to 72%.
-Since week 9 Achane leads all his brethren is average scrimmage yards with 147. That’s impressive given that he’s only been targeted in the pass game once in the last two tilts. Is there another injury (aside from ribs) that he’s nursing?
-Watt is out with Tyroditis, otherwise known as a collapsed lung.
Be gentle in the comments.
The Dolphins do know if the 4th Quarter, right?
Tua doesnt know its the year 2025 let alone 4th quarter
Doesn’t feel pressured playing on Monday Night Football because no one tells him that he’s playing on Monday Night Football.
This is the first time I’ve watched the Manningcast. I’m trying to give it a chance but holy Christ, this is painful.
Keaton earlier was fun, but this is what the 4th quarter of this game deserves
And yet so much better than the regular crew
hahaha doomed by the fins running a gaming winning 2 min drive down by 3 scores
I just got home. Why is Joe Buck taking personal offence at how Miami is running out the clock?
Yeah it’s not like he’s punching a clock. He gets paid the same either way.
It’s heartwarming to hear Joe Buck show some appreciation for the nepotism that provided the foundation for his entire career.
Time to see if Tua is as bad as he sounds on radio.
He’s visually worse and a lot slower
Let Jason Taylor free from this
No way, I just learned that he’s the first former basketball player to make the transition to football!
Nice to know Arthur Smith knows Jonnu Smith is still on the roster.
Who can we bribe to make it so the Steelers play on Monday Night Football every week?
Not sure, but, I’ll contribute…
Am I going to lose to Maestro because *checks notes* I started Jefferson over Pitts and Warren over Gainwell? Because it looks like it.
Took 20 fucking minutes just to get signed in tonight. That’s a great harbinger of things to come, I’m sure.
At least the game seems to be going fairly well.
You are losing 21-3. WHY ARE YOU TAUNTING?!?!?!
controller button stuck?
Big head mode activated!
Brain freeze!
Best time, they’ll never expect it.
Bring in MILF Hunter Z!
Dear God, I love that nickname.
Holy fuck, get Tua out of there
-Tua’s brain, 30 seconds after he takes a sack
Nooooooooo I still need .28 points between Steelers D and kicker. All the hate is flowing through me ( fins will screw me with meaningless touchdown at end)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xc-WxSoYp4
Kevin Harlan: because even speshul games deserve bombastic delivery.
He’s one of the very few I can stand!
He’s Al Michaels with enthusiasm.
DK Metcalf is still a bad man.
That was beeyoutiful!
David Boston think he has a vitamin problem
Does SpongeBob have incriminating evidence of nfl owners in a hot tub? Ads for that damn movie have been all over every nfl broadcast
think we can all agree this game is spongebob worthy
Elaine disagrees
Brings back some memories…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTD6ERDUOQE
Overthinking it, but humanity has no problem killing other humans by the millions. Why are the Na’vi still a problem?
just bored?
Can’t use em as slave labor if you kill them all
They didn’t need slave labor when they switched from unobtanium to whale jism or whatever they were getting from those whales.
Can’t make 3-4 sequels if you nuke the entire population in the first movie.
Which, let’s face it, is what would happen in that situation.
Insurmountable lead, I’m gonna go read my bookybook
Whatcha readin’?
I’m on the fourth Thursday Murder Club book
I need to find the second one. The library over by my SIL’s house might have a copy, it’s way better than the one over here.
I am in the wrong sequence, I think I read #1, and am now reading #4
The movie was good.
Got my walk in, missed most of the second quarter. I got nailed by the sprinklers twice, the ones up by me don’t come on until much later. Some of the nabes went all out on the Christmas lights, that was nice. I didn’t bother this year, I’ll be in and out over the holiday.
Soaking in placentas six days a week has really kept Berman looking young.
He thought was a plate of lasagna
That seemed like a quick first half?
Not fast enough
“Look at these pussy announcers, shivering at halftime because they can’t take a little chill in the air.”
-Me, sipping cocoa while inside dressed in sweats and with my feet tucked into puffy North Face slippers.
This is the Whitest post on this site this week.
Give it time… it’s only monday
Last Friday certainly had some white folk posts.
Shhhh!!!
Don’t be a tool.
/Stephen Miller has entered the chat
Joe Buck Mind Virus spreading
“After eating a gigantic Miracle Whip on white bread sandwich.”
I think zesty tang isn’t allowed.
*my high school nickname*
I do not like the tush push
I do not like it all
I do not like in the winter
I do not like it in the fall
I think it is lame and also hate the name
When a team decides to use it
The game goes right to shit
I do not like the tush push
Haldo
Guessing Lainey Wilson is Balls’s favoUrite country singer.
For reasons.
That is one nice hind end
Absofuckinglutely
Next time any of y’all are in Seattle, you should hit up Salumi’s. Bourdain did an episode on them years ago, I snagged a sammich before I left town and they are just as delicious as they were when I lived here. Or you can order salami to be shipped, though it’s a bit more expensive than I remember.
https://salumideli.com/
Darnell Washington is my new favoUrite TE. What a monster.
He sure has embraced the Steelers’ culture of holding on every play
He’s what happens when you teach an Offensive Lineman to catch the ball.
Every field goal, barbasol donates to the Kurt and Brenda Warner Treasure House
Pharmaceuticals and leather straps ain’t cheap folks! She’s cray-cray and fighty!
She is a scary bitch. I would cross the street.
Do you think she could take Kari Lake?
Easy. Kari’s all crazy in the head, but that stringy Warner bitch is nuts all over.
Must…not…make nuts joke…
Those too, probably.
What a kick by Patterson!
Eli looks decent in the gold crushed velvet pants, but they do NAWT match the grey quarter-zip sweater. Man cannot put together an ensemble
glad little Eli wasnt peaking out in those pants
He strikes me as a tighty-whities kind of guy, so he’s probably well contained
“Wait, it’s possible for underwear to not contain a man?” – Deanna Favre, who wants to know more
“Mom said when I’m eleventeen I can pick out my own clothes!”
Who are these two blonde twats who do commercials for a hotel chain? Track them down and dip them in acid.
I need 1 more damn catch from DK to win the only other FF ‘yoff game (apart from Lowratio) that I made this year.
Eli and pepe getting little to worked up already over Lainey Wilson.
I have no idea who she is, but I guess a country singer based off all the CMAs chatter
same, wonder who they did a gomer pyle super cut in their first reaction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSpBwt4hFN8
This is why you hardly ever see the Steelers on RedZone…
Head slap and partial facemask, never change Pittsburgh, you sacks of shit.
How’re we doing, gang? Ready to watch the Dolphins win tonight so they can make the fans believe, before ultimately just missing the playoffs?
Ravens are following the same path
I belieeeve a new QB is our future, draft them well and let them leaaaaaaad the way.
Oh, we definitely need a better QB1. But with Tua’s contract, I’d wait a year before drafting one, and set the table at this year’s draft.
yeah definitely have time to let him sit on bench of learn instead of starting day 1
Ugh. I was going to take my walk at halftime. Putting my shoes on now.
I gotta admit the train ride south from Seattle goes thru some picturesque countryside.
These teams aren’t very good at footed ball.
They aren’t entertaining, that’s for sure.
What the Steeler version of the Tush Push called? The Carnegie Crush?
I dunno if there is a name, but this guy is certainly interested in watching
He works hard, and he plays hard.
Oh Tua never change.
Tua with brain freeze will be a treat
Me playing Steeler’s D against phins and needing some points will cause me to reach the height of demonification one way or the other during this game.
You just got some points!
yes already cackling, not quite a td return but I know Tua has it in him
The Porter Family Crest is just one giant asshole. That’s all. No stripes, bars, oak leaves, just one giant asshole.
When I saw that Joey Porter was somehow involved in That Wild Card Game, suddenly it all made sense.
IIRC he ran out on the field, which is an Unsportsmanlike Conduct penalty.
No flag on him. If it was, Pac-Man’s foul would’ve offset. Steelers would be in far field goal range due to Burfict attempted murdering Brown but not a gimme. Those refs were extra special that game.
Not partial towards or against one side, just lost control of the game.
You’re right about both. Porter should have got called for that, and the refs let that game get out of control.
My wife loves the Steelers. After the game she said, “That game was awful.”
So, through a variety of fights, hysteria, and more fighting, we didn’t attend a holiday party for my wife’s side of the family. both of my sons texted an apology to their grandparents. neither has texted back. should i be angry or just forget about it?
Your sons showed maturity by reaching out and apologizing for their actions. You should complement them while looking for signs of brainwashing or replication.
I definitely complimented them. If their grandfather wants to act like a whiny bitch, that’s life.
So I’m reading this book Overworld/Underworld by Canadian David Beasley and it’s the first time I’ve picked up a tome and thought it might be bad but bought it anyway. He published it at the age of 83 and he doesn’t like some things-the United Nations, Zionists, bankers, unions and large libraries that funnel money to shadowy groups. (what?)
The central character is an 85 year-old library detective that has come out of retirement. Do women come on to him all the time? Of course they do. The whole book is, “smartest guy in the room gets the better of those damn rich bastards” and the dialogue is so stilted. It’s a great read
Perhaps now is a good time to bring up my burgeoning affinity for the Jenny Nicholson experience, in particular her analysis of terrible literature:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMgMr0JcYJ4
Can’t find this book anywhere
Based on Scotchy’s description I’d look for it on any lawn that the neighborhood kids are scared to step on.
Where did they dig up this goober?
Hey, Carter’s dead. Let him rest
he was qb of the cowboys in the 90s?
If I see Mark Malone or Cliff Stoudt taking snaps for Pittsburgh, I’m turning off the TV and calling it quits for the 2025 NFL Season.
My wife’s hoping for Neil O’Donnell.
I think the Titans are saving him for Week 18. Every team is doing a QB Throwback Game.
I nominate Jason Campbell for the Raiders!
And the Lions can give Charlie Batch a spin!
Oh boy Joe Buck made a 6-7 joke. Another reason to bury him alive.
Tonight will be very interesting.
No one should be betting on this game.
I have no fucking clue.
I just placed a bet on Longest Completion by Waddle and called it a day.
57 years old and Road Runner cartoons still make me laugh out loud.