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In honor of some missing apes around here, let’s talk about apes escaping.

San Diego Zoo: Ken Allen
Ken was an orangutan. As a child he learned how to unscrew light bulbs and dismantle his own crib. By adulthood he became adept at breaking himself and other orangutans out of their cages and going on tours of the zoon by themselves. After doing so 9 times, the zookeepers finally figured out that Ken had made hand and foot holds in the rock wall of his pen. Once those were smoothed over, Ken’s days of exploration were over.

Pittsburgh Zoo: Gorilla
This special primate escaped by jumping over eight feet to a bamboo stalk, climbed it like a rope to the top of a 16 foot wall to escape. They she treated herself with junk food from a concession stand. She was finally returned to her pen by luring her with Hershey’s Kisses to be in range of a tranquilizer dart. The bamboo stalk was subsequently removed.

I’ll leave the rest for next week. I’m on vacation and have a lot of freezer vodka to drink.

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