Oh hey. It’s been a while since I’ve been here. Between the work trip to London and the holidays, it’s been a crazy busy few days. While I’ve got nothing made for this week, I did want to write about a place I went to on my trip: Dukes Cocktail Bar. This place has been on my list of places to go for a while. Though I wasn’t staying directly in London, I was close enough to hop on a train after work the first Monday I was in the country and I booked it straight there.
As I said, I was going on a Monday, which I hoped meant little to no wait time for a spot. However, there was a bit of a wait, even for one. In hindsight I shouldn’t have been surprised. It’s a famous bar, in London, at Christmas. I was gonna wait regardless. I ended up sitting in the hotel lobby for about 30 minutes, maybe less. I’ve waited years to come here, so 30 minutes was nothing for me.
Once I was called inside, I was sat in a corner by a window at a small table for two. I didn’t really see much more of the space, but from what I saw, the seating is all comfy lounge type chairs around small tables, with bar snacks already in place. This place oozes quiet sophistication. I didn’t pick up on any music playing at all. If there was any, it was very low, enough to blend into the background. You could hear hushed conversations though, which made for good eavesdropping, especially if you’re a solo drinker like I was this evening.
In hindsight I should have taken more pictures of the menu, or of the presentation of the drinks themselves. But I chose to live in the moment more than trying to document everything, which I think was the smarter choice.

While they had an impressive wine and spirit list, I already decided I needed to have a couple martinis while I was there. Two to be specific, because there is a two martini limit. Either for turnover or because there’s not food other that nuts and crisps, so any more than two cocktails risks adverse behavior unbecoming of the bar and the neighborhood. I chose the Vesper, because supposedly Ian Fleming came up with the idea of Bond’s love of Vesper’s while drinking at Dukes. If it was good enough for Bond, it’s good enough for me.
The presentation is fantastic. The white gloved bartender who is taking care of you wheels over a cart with all of the ingredients specific to your chosen drink, complete with frosted cocktail glass. Then you are shown each individual ingredient as it’s added. In my case, fresh from the freezer No. 3 gin, vodka which I regrettably forget the name that they used, and Lilet. There was zero measuring of each ingredient. Everything is free poured into the ice cold glass, before being topped off with a twist of lemon, and then placed in front of you without spilling a drop.

Without question, those two drinks were the absolute best Vespers I’ve ever had. Everything was perfect. The proportions, the flavors, everything. Those drinks are gonna live rent free in my head for a long, long time. If you are in London, I cannot recommend this place enough. Even if there is a wait, it is absolutely worth your time to stop in and experience this bar.
(Banner image courtesy Matthew Tetrault Photography)

Add Crosby to the list of disgruntled players possibly on the move.
Maxx Crosby Left Raiders Building Over NFL Injury Status, Latest on Raiders Star
They really do want the inside track on pick #1. Might be going about it a little too openly, though.
Do the Raiders think they can draft like the seven fastest dudes in the draft with the #1 overall?
Don’t the Jets have a boatload of 1st Round picks? This kind of idiocy could be a multi-player operation.
At least people showed up for the USA – GER game. Looking back at the highlights, not even friends & family were at the Denmark v Finland game.
What does Kyle Whittingham’s buyout package look like?
Michigan AD: “Look, we can’t give you millions if you don’t make it to the end of your contract. That light is shining a bit too bright right now. But hear me out-what about the use of a new co-ed every six months to do your ‘laundry’?”
KW: “Blonde?”
AD: “Blonde, brunette, whatever.”
KW: “They’ll be alive, right?”
AD: [to assistant across the room] “This guy is smarter than I thought!”
KW: “You know you said that out loud, right?”
AD: “Again? Son of a Bitch!”
He’s gonna need to see pics of hands and feet first, but I guess that was just obvs
“Are you professionally or genetically related to Jim Harbaugh?”
“No.”
“Do you have an OnlyFans account and/or subscribed to one?”
“No.”
“Welcome to the University of Michigan!”
Gonna watch the new Knives Out movie.
Taking the day off was a wise choice.
Quite sure the movie isn’t quite that long. Now, if you wanted to watch Andy Warhol’s “Sleep” film and a few of Andrei Tarkovsky’s joints, there’s a day off well spent!
I only just checked to see if it was in theaters, but apparently the last showing near me was Christmas Eve.
/turns on TV
“The Dolphins are playing ASU? What a country!”
This meme has a remarkable half-life.
Older set, probably had to buy off ebay, probably a lot more than he would want to admit. There was a youtuber a few years back whose wife divorced him after he bought a Titan model, as those run around $1,400 new.
A million years of being a zoom-in guy allows me to tell you this was your vodka:
https://potockivodka.com/
Well spotted!
That’s it! Too bad the closest spot I can buy it is in New York.
Hey Senor, wanna send me a package real quick?
At least I can get the gin by me.
[is also adept at using the zoom feature] – Deanna Favre
Swimmer Summer MacIntosh wins Canadian Athlete of the Year. She’s got that “Woody, I’m going to steal your girlfriend” energy with respect to Katie Ledecky and her records.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LySyeVTluWs
AfrikaVAR is even MOAR corrupt than the British varietal
VAR is the new British colonialism.
We’ve always been at war with AfrikaVAR.
TRUE HIPPO STORY! I am always passing along quotes by and references to Abigail Adams to one of my kids (who also primarily gies by ‘Abigail’ now). Just finished the Ken Burns “Revolution” series, and saw that Mrs. Adams was voice portrayed by…Claire Danes. I also have a child named Claire, that last name is nearly identical to ours (one letter off), and my Claire is Abigail’s identical twin.
Cool! Now how do you tie this in to Kevin Bacon?
Everyone likes Bacon.
Untied have the early lead, which I guess is ok. But I really want both squadrons to have
funtheir peckers violently ripped off by serpents.And here I thought you would kink shame about that sort of thing!
WASPery is a Land of Contrasts
On hour 5 of building the lego Arctic train. Thankfully AFCON has been on. Will watch Morocco v Mali instead of United v Barcodes.
flipping back and forth. Just noticed Sesko has not only a neck tattoo, but also one at the BASE OF HIS THROAT
Looked it up, that’s a nice set. Have fun assembling.
Got the millennium falcon set, on hour 2 but doing it in different sittings. About half done now
As I recall, Central Michigan has a deal with the Chippewa Nation that requires them not to disrespect the name (and doubtless cough up some cash) . . . but they might be getting a pink slip from tribal leadership after this one.
Re: Canada is a small world after all
So there’s this guy called Jeff. I was doing security for a Canadian college football game and the punter for our team had to kick it thru the endzone with no time left in order to win the game. (about 54 yards but this was back in the mid-80’s) He does so, gets mobbed and we have to escort him off the field. We have a beer together later that night.
A year later he’s on my intramural basketball team on the far eastern end of Ottawa. Cool. Super friendly, says something like, “here we are again”.*
Many years later a buddy of mine is giving me a tour of Toronto and says, “The Horseshoe Tavern-everyone, I mean everyone has played here.” We go in and have a beer. Who’s sitting there with his buddies? Yeah, it’s Jeff.
*what he was referring to was us playing on the same team at a basketball camp four years earlier. That camp was north of Burlington, Ontario and had eight different sessions throughout the summer.
Or maybe you’re the star of The Scotchnaut Show and they thought it would be fun to include Jeff as a recurring character.
Or they forgot to hire enough extras and Jeff is the producer’s nephew
I haven’t seen the US goalie’s setup yet, but Petteri Rimpanen from Finland might have the best setup of the tournament.
I see “ZAM” in the Afrikan Euros, and I immediately think Zamunda.
https://bsky.app/profile/defector.com/post/3masx2ltugk2z
Once again, I win with “nothing.”
The bar is so goddamn low.
Honestly I think the headphones in the penis is most baffling
You are a bad person for making me think about that. A bad person.
Hey, don’t kink-shame!
Yeah, the sound would be really muffled.
Yeah, it sucks that OSHA mandated you provide equal drinking facilities for every member of your household.
The “you must be at least this tall to drink here” sign is fun tho
“The hell it is!”
–Lowratio
Didn’t realize you could order a Vesper from Bond. To Duke’s!!
I noticed that Texas San Antonio is playing later today which reminds me of Tabula Raza which reminds me that he loved Midnight Oil which reminds me of this very idiosyncratic drum solo…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pKPNnk-JhE
Heard this on the college radio station back in the day and got lucky that very same evening. Went out and bought that album and their next one, but the lucky streak did not continue. Sometimes failed experiments also provide useful knowledge!
This dude makes Michael Stipe look like Fred Astaires
HOW THE FUCK YA DOIN’ EVERYONE?!
And – Yay! The World Juniors have started.
“Yay! The World Juniors have started.”
I’ll take, “What did Trump and Epstein say while high-fiving each other at the commencement of the Miss Universe pageant for $800, Alex? Also, can I get something to vomit into?”
New York woman buys $500 Walmart gift card for neighbors in Tampa. Then they try to redeem it: ‘This is war’
This is why I give out cash as presents.
Reselling gift cards was a big money laundering thing at one point, might still be for all I know
I give my kids cash each year and each year they never know what to do with it.
“Can’t you Venmo me?”
“No. You will use cash, you will interact with a human person, you will hopefully do so locally, (which is goddam near impossible to do these days, but one tries), and you will like it.”
I’m waiting for the day one of my kids gets stranded and has no cash.
“Tough luck buddy, figure it hte fuck out.”
Like my grandmother used to say, “if you have an asshole, you have a way to make money.”
I was amazed that despite being our technological overlords, South Koreans still use cash just about everywhere.
Also they back into their parking spots.
And their cars talk to you. A lot. To the point where they will audibly warn you that you are approaching speedbumps and other such trivial things.
Japan as well, the government wants them to use more credit cards so it’s harder to evade taxes
I bartended for a period of time so always had cash on hand and that’s why I always carry $300 on me. I’m amazed that I haven’t been mugged yet until next week.
Considering you have ten different ways of fileting any potential mugger, I think you’re good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOcFnDSJZoc
First Bowl game of the day starts now; finally, a meaningful postseason game in Detroit.
This game is officially “Jerome Bettis-Approved”.
Random Thought Alert: Jerome should have a Detroit Style pizza restaurant and have billboards all over the city with him winking, with the words, “You’ve haven’t tried my pie? That’s rude!” over his head.
Love the sophistimacated travelers we have here! Will stop in for a Shirley Temple next time I’m across the pond.
Thanks for the pics, and looking forward to more travel porn.
I’m a kind person, not prone to overreaction and impulsive actions, but the person who decided to double the size of the t-shirt tags and move them to the shoulder should be buried on a beach in low tide.
RIP Enrico Pallazzo
100%
I’ve cut out most of the tags in my clothes.
What do you mean sensory issues?
Gotta admit it, I hope every single game next weekend is completely meaningless.
Why? Because Fuck Roger Goodell, that’s why..
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/nfl-facing-possible-nightmare-playoff-scenario-in-week-17-that-could-kill-the-drama-in-final-week-of-season/
“Extend the seasons to 18 games,” they said. “It’ll be profitable,” they said!
They were bang on the money [snorts] with respect to the ‘profitable’ part.
On a 7 day bender with one night off. I think I will dry out for a week.
Quitters never win & winners never quit, Litre…
Yeah but what about Quinters?
Oh, right.
Or quilters
Someone hasn’t been following the first rule of Quilting Society.
https://theonion.com/the-first-rule-of-the-quilting-society-is-you-dont-talk-1819583763/
Quidditch?
Fucking nerds.
Yeah, it seems like a slam dunk to be morally opposed to bullying and then these stupid dorks seem like they’re fucking compelled to go and create unsolvable quandries for me.
They call it quadball now, because they didn’t want to be associated with JK Rowling.
/Closes locker door behind me
Litre’s giving his liver a break, I’m gameplanning my drinking.
You may not know her but the most intelligent-by far-hockey analyst currently on yakking on TV is Cheryl Pounder. She is a gem. A few years ago she was the only female on a few five panel intermission teams and the “boys” undermined her observations in order to put her in her place. She pushed back really hard and ever since I saw that I’ve been a huge fan.
Oh yeah. World Juniors starts today!
She wore red stilettos during a sit-down interview. [makes incoherent sub-vocal noises]
U.S. plays at 6EST.
The West Wing | Ainsley Hayes | “Come quick, Sam’s getting his ass kicked by a girl” – YouTube
My buddy knows her and he and his wife send trash talk to her after she’s been on a panel.
/As it should be
Canada.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVpMUgKtds4
Thanks for reminding me: I need to get something alcoholic at the store.
There should be a hobo outside.
I’m off work until 2026. With any luck, it’ll be me.
You know what they say about getting to Carnegie Hall…
If Britt Reid offers you a ride there, politely decline?
My sister booked some sketchy hotel in Vegas. She had to pay extra for a room with two double beds, not even queen, so I’m sure she’ll be kicking the fuck out of me. And she complained that there’s no coffee maker, so now I have to schlep mine over, with coffee and filters, and her shiftless son wants a six pack of diet pepsi and some apple juice. Jesus Christ. But yer Gumbygirl had her revenge! I told her to make sure she checked the beds carefully for bedbugs, because they are a problem in Las Vegas hotels. Lol, I bet she was paranoid all night!
That’s a good step 1. Step 2 involves a red sharpie pen and something to dry out the skin and possible cause a rash.
I haven’t heard “shiftless” in the longest time! Thing is, if someone was a go-getter you’d never hear anyone praise them thusly-“That fella over there? He’s full of shift!”.
What’s the hotel called? I don’t think I’ve ever stayed in a non-casino hotel there before.
Linq or something stupid like that.
Bed Bugs ‘R Us.
That’s pretty swanky. I’ve tended more towards pints at the pub while in the UK, but think I’ll have to give this a go next time I’m in London!
I love a fancy cocktail bar! My SIL and I went to the one in the Breakers when we were in Palm Beach. It was the bee’s knees!
Oh I did plenty of pub hopping as well
Even with my raging Xmas hangover those martinis look scrumptious and bring back fond memories.
There is one thing not to love about Duke’s though – the prices. That said, you definitely get what you are paying for and it’s absolutely worth it.
Oh absolutely. It wasn’t cheap, but worth it.
I’m having some Glenlivet and chasing it down with an alcoholic root beer. Some say I’ve lost my way, I say I’m forging a new path in drunkenness.
/there will be NO “Two Drink Minimum”