I don’t think it’ll be nominated for as many Oscars though.
To The Game!
Seahawks/Niners:
-My Seed Is Better Than Yours: Ewww? The winner gets the overall best ranking and a rest-the other heads out on the lonely road.
-Last week Seattle ran all over Carolina but San Fran is more than sturdy vs the rush, ranked 6th. Sam, step up to the plate. Luckily he’s got second-year breakout beast Smith-Njigba by his side. Still, the former has averaged an INT per game over the last seven tilts.
-But can the Niners take advantage? The D is (overall) a middling 19th and is surprisingly inept at turning the ball over. They’ve generated a mere 18(!) sacks and a paltry six interceptions all year long.
-They also have 5 starters-including Trent Williams and Kittle-listed as questionable headed into this one.
-These two last played way back in mid-September with the Seahawks announcing their eventual ascension to the league’s elite with a 17-13 W. This one has got to be another one-score game.
Third Down a Key: San Fran led the league in conversion rate there at 51% while their opponent today only allowed 32.4%.
Do your thing.
Oy vey…
ARGH
ARGH
I feel that
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what did they expect.
The man is a national treasure.
/ cashes in Euros to buy plus ones
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BLEEEERGH!
Based on the stat lines alone, I can only assume the 49ers are playing safe or playing stupid.
defensing unit be tired and shit
Yes
For all the excitement Buck and Aikman are trying to inject into this game, it’s pretty damn dull.
I, for one, am having a grand ole time.
I agree. It’s tight and the defences are playing well. Division football giving us that familiar good battle.
I was happy I was gonna get to watch a bit more of the game with my flight being delayed, but I’m ready to board already. I’m sitting in 3A so at least I’ll get a third (sit)down conversion
Tackling, tackling! What is tackling?
-G. Stone, (soon-to-be-Formally of) Cincinnati, OH
I think it’s something to do with fish, hence the fish throwing they always showin Seattle
I’ve seen the throwing of the fishes.
That was speshul.
So i found a great header image for tomorrow night’s game, who should I send it to?
I am still awake because Hippo is Champion of Poor Life Decisions.
And secret fan of Bastard Man’s team!
HOX!!!
There are limits even to MY self-hatred
/just not MANY
CERO! MIEDO!
*bounce*
*bounce*
”…ah, fuggit”
*throws himself headfirst into defender with a CRUNCH*
Head trauma as a LIFESTYLE
I’ve actually pulled out my… neon 12 for the game.
Aikmen up in the booth all GAME OF INCHES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6nChbbee5A
Drunk Taurasi and Bird should announce every major sporting event in America.
“I’m wondering how many more blows this San Fransico team can take.”
Well, Troy is depends on what team in San Francisco you’re talking about. Because I’m thinking there are several in the city who could take on a lot of blows.
Well, it is Saturday night…
Or just a lot of blow
Well it is Silicon Valley…
Got a great story about the night where we had a first time managers seminar in San Francisco. This shit was 1989 right after my daughter was born and by no accident right after the earthquake.
Never take native New Jersey folks to a gay bar in the Tenderloin district to score coke if it’s their first time to California.
That city was FUCKED up still from the earthquake.
Broken shit everywhere.
Our guide had us climb this tall ass ladder to get on a roof so we could see the damage to the old freeway bridge.
It was still a pancake.
Crazy times.
Did they get the blow or not?
Oh HELL yeah.
If Marshawn Lynch and Kittle had played at the same time you just know they would have done a Skittles commercial together
Over under on Marshawn’s F- bombs on the Manningcast?
Either way we’re all winners!
I’m going with over 3.
There’s a new season of Scrubs?
But, but the last couple of seasons, and the attempted spin-off, sucked.
That’s not possible. Zach and Donald are busy with phone commercials.
Too bad that last season never happened. That was surely a shame.
Tomsulas, y’all best put a tuddy on the board or HT gon’ be beddy-bye time.
♪ Rock-a-bye Hippo, on the treetop ♪
By God, Darnold tossed that one into double-coverage like the coverage was a bucket of paste and he was a
retasmall child who’d missed lunch!Chardonnay?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xOYoQAThrJo&si=aZPEw8Ni9bOz6lN7
He should have challenged the spot; it was fucking terrible.
Ball don’t lie! HOX!
If the challenge doesn’t change “first down or not” determination, then it’s not a successful challenge. Even if 4th and 1 becomes 4th and 3.
GTFOH with your “facts” and “informed debate”
Then again…he threw it. Either they should have changed the spot (but still take the timeout and lost challenge) or it should have been a delay of game, maybe? Or maybe that’s only if you don’t have a timeout (and they called one anyway so kind of moot).
Anyway, LAWYERBALL 5-EVA!!!!
…cause forever’s too short…
we have been getting preseason levels of refs today
Nailed It!
— B Walsh
I guess San Francisco really wants that Wild Card Week paycheck.
Wait, I think the font on the 9rs unis is the same as the Golden Nugget casino sign
It’s Torracat goes to the casino
We’ve used that font on Starter jackets and such over the years. Mine (from the ‘80s) has it on the back (this isn’t my jacket, but a similar one):
That’s a sweet jacket Dude.
I love that casino.
Hey?
Some of our crew fell asleep in those comfy ass chairs they had in the sports book.
I played some blackjack.
It was a good night.
I have no idea what you are talking about….
*ba-ba-ba-b*
”We have a false start”
And that makes two!
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If you give up 8 YPC, you’re gonna have a bad time, mmkay?
Love the 49ers color scheme. The rest is tacky af
/scratches stomach with fork
The Seahawks have one of the better vintage unis but they insist on trotting out this boring shite.
WHOOOOO
All because I started drinking AND put the poncho on!
In honor of complete transparency, I have no rooting interest.
Historically the 9ers have been a bigger pain in the Vikings ass but not much animosity.
My youngest kiddo and littlest right live in Seattle and they could use some good things.
But there’s this guy at work.
Good dude. Solid dude but a shit talking machine and he’s a Niners fan.
I love this man but just the amount of shit espoused is intolerable.
Go Hox.
You have chosen wisely. Which fits your character.
Chardonnay!
Sauvignon Blanc !
Pinot noir!
Ooh, that reminds me…
Red blend!
Merlot!
It’s my Saturday night bougie pinot too.
Both a tasty wine AND a great name for a stripper!
It’s no Montpelier.
HOX!!
coaches should REALLY look were dan campbell is right now before they stupidly go for it on 4th down
These Niners unis have a lot going on, but I like them. The old timey numbers are cool
reminds me of unis from Any Given Sunday
Mean Machine!
font is super interesting
The tight end?
They feel collegey to me
Playoff Darnold
Pregame Darnold
In-com-PLETE!!!!!
Fucking Broncos fans, man.
teh WORST!!!
Oh hey, if the Niners win and it rains during the playoffs I bet I can get cheap tickets last minute! Californians melt in the rain, that’s why the Wicked Witch of the West melted, had nothing to do with being a witch she was from Stockton
Geaux Heaux
Sam Darnold reminds me of the thug in RoboCop who got doused in toxic waste and then exploded.
Evidence:
Do you think Darnold is high-functioning enough to KNOW he’s Special?
Darnold is better than Purdy. Facts.
Better haircut at least, both Purdy and CMC look like their mom cuts their hair
Horrifying when a grown man won’t even spring for a $10 strip mall cut like Dingleberry
Enough to have composure. Maybe inside he’s all “Yeah thing!” or “Aww not again!”
We need something funky up in here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNS42Na2mpc&list=RDJNS42Na2mpc&start_radio=1
We already done got a penalty?
Fuck it. Time to drink
Pregame started like 10 hours ago.
GO NYNURZ WOO
Hey girl hey!
Howdy GG!
Glad you’re here, we need to counteract the boy funk. This place smells like sweaty feet!
oh man, and our smells only get WORSE from thar
Musky.
More goaty depending on the day.
Ugh…guess I’m gonna hafta leave the kimchi and microwave fish at home, then…
I’ve no idea how anyone ever first smelled kimchi and was all like YES, let’s eat that.
I’ll take some kimchi!
Tell me about it
Dude, you have all those boy-type children AND the ginormous dog, I shudder to even imagine the smells…
My youngest was in the back seat and just as the waft of decomposing flesh hit my nose he yelled, “Check it out, I’ve been wearing these soccer socks for four days straight! Never took ’em off.”
As for the dog, yes she treats us to a release of her anal glands once a month.
This is part and parcel of your Speed Pass to Heaven
I’m rooting for the Niners in honor of my buddy Chris, who had a stroke and died way too young. One of the funniest fuckers I ever met.
And also Ms. Nel, who is by most recent accounts, not ded but still pretty KEWL
I got Cuban. It was very good.
I went Thai.
Spicy, not Thai spicy but spicy, boat noodles with shrimp and crispy wings and hot wings.
We’ve got Thai covered in Pedro.
I’m doing that Polish thang. Kielbasa, sauerkraut, onions , on some buttered pierogies.
Staying true to the roots!
SFPD on the job!
HOX!!!