Look at us, you and I, enjoying footed ball together.
To The Game!
Niners/Seahawks:
-Of course the biggest story is Darold’s oblique injury. He says he’s ready to go but why would he say otherwise? The coaching staff is hopeful he’s ready to go because despite Seattle fan’s concerns about him imploding, the alternative is Drew Lock.
-I haven’t looked at the Over/Under but the combined score of these teams this season when playing each other is 26-20, Seahawks. Sooo, take the under.
-There’s some concern about how San Fran can run effectively with Kittles out of the lineup. He’s a very effective blocker and combined with Trent Williams and Kyle Juszczyk the Niners could do what they wanted on the ground. Jake Tonges is the fill-in and he’s a ‘catch the ball’ type tight end.
-Purdy is smarter than this but when asked about the recent game vs Seattle he said, “it seems like we played them just last week.”
-Pearsall is back but was limited in practice all week. That 10th-ranked scoring offense needs as many pieces in place as possible. I’ve the notion that McCaffrey is going to get 32+ touches. Afterall, as far as crippling players, the apple on the Mike Shanahan coaching tree doesn’t fall far from the ground.
-One key to Seattle’s defensive success is their employment of five or more DB’s on the field-they do it 92.5% of the time. Given this you’d think that they’d be easy to run on but the defensive line is nasty.
-Hey! Where is that cool nickname for the unit? The Legion of Boom is disappoint.
Enjoy.
Holy shit, Bo Nix is done for the playoffs. Broken ankle.
Hippo has a pill for that.
nfl script writers on a simpsons seasons 3-9 heater
Holy shit. HOX!!!
THIS NINERS TEAM, I CALL THEM SEATTLE’S HOMELESS CAUSE THEY’RE JUST SHITTING ALL OVER THE PLACE!
Good.
NAWT a shutout!
There is a part of me that would absolutely love to see Henry VIII just absofuckinglutely laid out by an NFL lineman.
The man was a morbidly obese cripple, but still would be totally down with it if we could watch with the ghosts of all his ex-wives
Hell, get him in the prime of life; my money’s on Micah Parsons either way.
His armor.
Purdy good. Water wet. Men useless.
What are you doing? GIMME THAT
Found a funny:
Kyle Shanahan shouldn’t have to hide his vape when the 49ers are down more than one score
Total blueberry flavor guy. Hangdog look don’t lie
need the c-hox to hold on and the bears to do it again so we can have pope bowl
(c-hox make it to super bowl every time a new pope is selected in the 21st century)
(but guess where the new one is from)
Detroit?
even if that were somehow true the lions would STILL never make it to the super bowl
If there is ever a Lions/Bills Super Bowl the universe will implode at the two minute warning. Fact.
It is known

Shanahan perhaps waiting to start playing until it its 28-3 in an an effort to undo that bit of his legacy.
/or on a path to a 68-0 beatdown, which is maybe Scorigami
Look on the bright side Kyle. You can’t blow a huge second half lead if you never have the lead.
Hey, Christian McCaffrey does exist!
Probably not for long.
True Story:
On 1/6 I checked in to a hospital for a heart treatment. I was completely breathless, My pulse was 120 and in flutter, and I weighed in at an unbelievable 272 lbs.
They gave me a “cardio cath” and my heart rate went normal in the 80s. They put me on an intravenous diuretic called Lasix which I continued after discharge. That’s when the gusher started. I peed out over 5 gallons of fluid at home (into graduated containers).
272 lbs on 1/6? On 1/14 I was weighed again at the same hospital and I weighed 242 lbs. I lost 30 lbs of fluid in 8 days. It’s not over. Today I weighed in at 235 and feel like a million bucks. Like nothing ever happened to me. I always come out smelling like a rose; this ain’t the first time.
And my blood pressure and A1C went to perfect. I celebrated the A1C result by buying a bag of chocolate covered almonds at the Whole Foods bulk bin. I ate the majority of them in the store.
Did you forget to pee for 7 weeks?
Yes, I held it in like a real man.
I recommend that you not do that.
Glad to hear you’re feeling better. Intervention Radiology is something else.
Like a camel!
Next up, fry two pounds of bacon. Throw it in the trash. Drink the grease. You’ve earned it!
Glad to hear things worked out.
Also, I’m a helluva photographer.
Undisputable visual evidence! ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
Don’t get big headed now
Paging Brick!
So this game’s over.
I watched the lst half of the Broncos game in some noisy as hell Japanese hibachi restaurant using my old perscription glasses. Still I’m happy because fuck Buffalo.
Great night for a game.
Great view and great picture.
P/A: “San Francisco 49ers: Please report to the Playing Field. The game has started.”
HOX!!
Really nice play there. Both throw and catch. Guess I can read with my wings?
This is starting to look like movie night
Yea 49ers don’t seem to be Rocking early…😬🏈
josh allen gonna have soooo much more free time to make more commercials now
He’s got a perfect window to seed Hailee’s child.
SUDDEN HOX CHANGE!
…soon to be insurmountable?
It was insurmountable after the opening kickoff. Unless they unleash The Bay Area Legend of White Mac!
Lumen Field? Why is it named after Dexter’s girlfriend??
Lumen is nee CenturyLink. We lost the Clink name and now have nothing.
Except bitch slapping the Niners again.
I thought Kupp was ded?
I mean, MOSTLY….
Only on the inside
If the SeaTruthers win, the 9/11 Commission Report gets TRUTH REVEALED!!!1111
and guess what 25th anniversary is this year
Man, I am TOTES gonna have to go caroling this year….
We need an Inside Jerb playlist
I do not like this Tom Brady man
You could say I am not a fan
I do not like him on the air
I do not like his plugged in hair
I do not like him in the booth
I like him not at all, forsooth
You do not like him
(Spam I am)
I got on mute + a Blues playlist. And that’s with a Fox Deportes stream
Nerds are fucking idiots. Cosplaying as fucking space Nazis should be grounds for sterilization. (Being nerds alone used to be enough, but everything is fucked now.)
I don’t think I can accurately convey how fucking loud it is here right now.
WHAT?
I’m glad I am pilled to the gills and waiting for an insane amount of wings to be delivered. Because this game is gonna be an abomination.
I saw Insane Amount of Wings open for Pilled to the Gills, good show. More zither than I would have expected.
The kazoo solo could have been shorter.
FB option? enjoy 28-3 hell forever, shanahan
Fullback option to the short side of the field? That’s a paddlin.
What the fuck was that playcall?
Accidentally hit the X instead of the O in Madden
Josh Allen will never win a Super Bowl.
At least he can watch his wife do a guy (Sinners) or a girl (Dickinson), and who among us?
Really would have thought those movie names would have been switched given those scenarios.
That should count just because Fuck You
….well, now that the whole “not embarrassing ourselves” thing is off the table…let’s try not to get shut out…
The Niners: “Sorry, can’t hear you over the noise of being shut out”
Seattle -6.5 with a McCaffery rushing o/u of 55.5 yards sure seemed mysterious 5 minutes ago.
THAT NINERS KICKER TACKLE ATTEMPT LEMME TELL YA I CALL IT JIMI HENDRIX ON SEPTEMBER 18, 1970 BECAUSE THAT WAS A BAD TRIP
Fuck you, Santa Clara.
Oh shittttttt hahaha
lol tripping on the kicker, good start for stupidity
Well, that’s one way to start off the game.
HOX!!!
GODDAMMITT
Helluva view from that flag balcony
GO NYNURZ let’s not embarrass ourselves too badly
Please tell me not to win the lottery
if buffalo somehow won and kept going that they were gonna get punked with that depleted defensive backfield in the super bowl
josh allen, request that trade right fucking now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cyO271GChk
Cigarette Smoking Man is evidently still alive.
inspiring
/empties ashtray
smoke ’em if ya got ’em!!!