Go Bears?

I mean, who the hell would be cheering for the itinerant Rams, right? Ok, aside from his wifely choices Stafford is a good dude, right? Ok, aside from Nacua’s racist preferences, the team is cheerworthy, right? Ok, aside from the Rams ownership, the team can be admired, correct? Moving on…

To The Game!

Rams/Bears:

-Bad news (hah!) for the Rams-they’re favored and road teams of that ilk are 1-6 in the last seven games in divisional tilts.

-I’d no idea but Ben Johnson was fascinated by Mike Martz’ passing concepts.

-Last week Loveland was only the 2nd rookie tight end to go for 100+ yards in his first playoff game.

-Was disoriented to see that the all-time record between these two sits at 55-39-3 for Chicago. The Bears were really shitty thru the 60’s and 70’s and the Rams have been middling good for most of their existence.

-When the Rams are “on” they are a force to be reckoned with but there seem to be cracks in the armor. Or did the Panthers just have their number?

-Them Bears have been around for decades on end and yet if Caleb gets the W this evening he’ll be only the 4th QB to get multiple playoff wins in a single season.

-The sprain on Stafford’s index finger on his throwing hand is being undersold in my opinion. I predict a few flutterballs on tosses of 20+ yards tonight.

-Does the racist Catchin’ Samoan (shoutout to Jack Thompson’s ‘Throwin’ Samoan’ nickname) go off? The Texans secondary doesn’t feature an above-average corner.

Give me what ya got.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Last year the Bears were peak comedy.

This year the Bears are peak ENTERTAINMENT.

litre_cola

Holy shit. How the hell was he that wide open??

Unsurprised

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO THROW IT DEAD ON BALLS ACCURATE FROM THEIR OWN 30!?!?!

Doktor Zymm

YeSsSssssssss!Zz

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Oooh, a whole new recipe for bananacakes!

Unsurprised

BEARCAKES

Don T

Dragon, unleashed

ThePirateSloth

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Unsurprised

Whoa.

Horatio Cornblower

You can’t tell me Pope Leo the Eleventeenth didn’t have something to do with that.

Petronel

The Hail Mary being a LOT more effective here shouldn’t be a surprise with him in their corner.

LemonJello

Oh what the fuck? How did that play actually work?

Gumbygirl

Fuuuuuuuccccckkk this stupid game!

ThePirateSloth

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Redshirt

…………………………………………………………………….HOW?!

Sharkbait

HOLY SHIT.

Brocky

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Brocky

I posted this before the touchdown

Horatio Cornblower

Wow, I finished jerking to it before the touchdown!

Don T

OH MY GAAAAAAAAA

Petronel

WUT

fleshwound_NPG

lmao

Horatio Cornblower

HOLY SHIT!!!

HOLY SHIT!!!

Wakezilla

Ben Johnson is so crazy, he’s going to get Caleb Williams to hit a drop kick

Horatio Cornblower

Bears should kick the FG here, then go for an insides kick. Who says no?

Horatio Cornblower

The Bears

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Unsurprised

Bravo

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Let’s see if Cardiac Caleb has one more miracle left in him.

Gatoraids

Bear Wiitness!

ThePirateSloth

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jjfozz

Watching Game of Thrones on advice from my oldest.

After first season I say to him, “Did you like this cause of all the tits?”

“Well, there’s more to it than that, but yeah.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He’s right though.

jjfozz

i’m enjoying it way more than the books. after the third book i was like, “Fuck this. I’m going back to Tolkien.”

Horatio Cornblower

It’s a medieval soap opera with a lot of boobs.

Bail out before the last season, when the writers just didn’t care anymore and mailed it in so badly that HBO nuked their next show, which they’d been paying more attention to.

ThePirateSloth

Dammit Rammit. Just lose already.

Don T

Game, Ramses

Horatio Cornblower

Shitty punt says “hold on”

Sharkbait

Gonna be a real awkward AFC championship weekend in the Allen/Steinfeld household.

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fleshwound_NPG

even when it was the right call, ben johnson on 4th down has had dogshit playcalling as of late

ballsofsteelandfury

The third down call was better. The QB just needed to keep the ball and go the other way.

Gumbygirl

Yesssssssss!

Wakezilla

What a hit on Swift. He’ll need to shake it off, shake it off

Unsurprised

That looked cool but accomplished nothing. What is this, the NBA?

Brocky

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jjfozz

My grandfather used to drink miniatures of Carstair’s Whiskey (paint thinner) and hide the empties all over the house to avoid taking shit from my grandmother (fucking saint.)

I just went into the kitchen shoved 4 empties into the trashcan to avoid catching shit.

Somewhere up there, or wherever, that old dago is smiling.

ThePirateSloth

If I had a voice, I’d be holla-ing. Maybe some hootin too.

Unsurprised

… Bit him, too!

Unsurprised

PNWers are hillbillies in flannel.

NO ONE DENIES THIS!

rockingdog

You guys see the video of the fan yelling Leave Greenland Alone before the NBA London Game? 🏀

It’s kinda Rocking!

jjfozz

I know he’s madder than a hatter, but I just don’t get this whole thing with Greenland. Hey fucko, maybe fix the fucking economy?

Brocky

Putin wants to destabilize NATO

I’m not even joking. That’s what it is

Unsurprised

Putin thinks/knows Trump hates him and Russia more than Biden did, which is saying something considering how Biden was intertwined with ultranationalist Ukrainians since before he became VP.

Trump has done more to directly harm Russia through military action than Biden did in 4 years. The only reason he hasn’t been in the tank with Ukraine, in his first term or in this one, is because there are people still in or connected to the Zelensky government that were behind the first impeachment, the entire Russiagate hoax, and the most strident opponents of his legitimacy as president. And he’s still willing to engage in a covert war on Russia’s entire economic and structural existence because he also knows that he cannot neutralize those people completely until this war ends, and the war will not end because Russia is winning and has no reason to negotiate until it takes all it wants, no matter how long it takes.

ANYWAY, my point is that anyone who thinks Trump is Putin’s puppet is a fucking idiot.

Unsurprised

I genuinely don’t understand. No one across the spectrum I have followed or dug into has any reasonable understanding or argument for this. They’re all against it. The scary thing is that 1/3 of Americans are for it. It’s don’t understand. Denmark has accommodated everything we’ve ever demanded of them when it comes to Greenland. The only rationale is to be able to place nuclear missiles in Greenland (which is weird. We’ve had an arsenal of nukes in Turkey for half a century) and never have to worry about some radical change in government challenging their placement. Every other argument I’ve seen is built on a denial of reality as to how Denmark reacts to U.S. actions.

The other reason I can see is that the U.S. wants absolute control over everything in the western hemisphere, which would eventually means taking over British and French and Dutch Caribbean and nearby territories like Devil’s Island and the Falklands.

The last reason is just Because. The U.S. has bullied its European vassals for so long and has been so successful in continuing to extract more resources from them in the last five years because of the Ukraine war that they are just trying to see how far they can test these spineless fucks. If they take it and everything stays the same, they win. If Europe pushes back, then they still have 90% of Danish territory and resources, and whatever else Europe is willing to do for the U.S. No one is leaving NATO. They didn’t break up NATO when Turkey invaded Greek Cyprus. They’re not going to leave over the indispensable NATO partner doing something similar.

Brocky

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Redshirt

🤡

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Unsurprised

A dead dog’s dick would be a better coach.

Redshirt

Bills fans are currently having an emotional breakdown now.

Redshirt

🖕

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Horatio Cornblower

I think that’s just their general state of being.

jjfozz

Yes. And they can bow down and chow down on my hairy beanbag.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The Rams need to paint the ball to make it look more like a Christmas ham so that Stafford won’t be so careless with it.

Horatio Cornblower

Hasn’t worked out well for Dallas…

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Unsurprised

Dallas is a cow town, though.

Unsurprised

The guy in that Maker’s Mark ad make’s fozz’s comic book acquaintance look like Arnold Schwarzenegger of manliness.

Redshirt

The Internet continues to have no mercy.

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Sharkbait

I was just gonna post this gem.

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Unsurprised

Unlike the USPS, they deliver on Sundays.

ArmedandHammered

should have “you won’t believe what happened next” for more authenticity.

Don T

Evening. I made two different meals during the games. CMON BERS

Sharkbait

I made lobster mac and cheese.

Don T

Great mojo

Jimbo

Si.
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Gumbygirl

I made a lamb burger in my cast iron skillet. My kitchen is now coated in half an inch of grease, but at least I didn’t set off the smoke detector ( this time) It was delicious!

Wakezilla

This Bears defense is on Stafford like they can smell blood on a woman

Unsurprised

I only try bust fozz’s balls about being a lightweight because there is a 100% chance I’m like twice his weight and my mutt DNA is 75% hard-drinkers and Native American genes that get bullied like a ginger, but he’s still a good one.

I also think his MIL busts his balls because she’s Irish and she can take a punch like a pre-WW1 boxer.

jjfozz

While I would never punch a woman, I would like to completely verbally assault my MIL, but would risk divorce and expulsion from the family. But, my kids would revere me as a hero.

Unsurprised

I know you wouldn’t. I’m too stupid to make it funny.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You haven’t failed completely – I’m picturing jjfozz landing the biggest haymaker he’s capable of on his MIL’s jaw and her just shaking it off and asking him “Who taught you how to punch? Your husband?”

Horatio Cornblower

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Unsurprised

My paternal grandmother was a big, cold, Irish bitch. The older I get the more I respect what this woman had to put up with, considering how her son turned out.

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rockingdog

Go bears! 🐻

They seem fun & good!

Hope this game is Rocking!

ArmedandHammered

Amazing how enjoyable the post season games have been.

Horatio Cornblower

“The snow helps”

-Michael Irvin, watching a game in San Diego

ArmedandHammered

No teams I currently hate are in the playoffs, which has made it more enjoyable to me.

jjfozz

Back when board games were 100% better than video games

jjfozz

Example:

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Horatio Cornblower

When you’ve got 19 hours to kill and are prepared to still come back and fight the next day when your friend suddenly has 12 armies in your Yakutsk territory:

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jjfozz

Watched a fistfight break out in college over this game.

Horatio Cornblower

Same, but high school

ArmedandHammered

any game where you could be backstabbed by your friends was always a risk for a fight in our group.

ArmedandHammered

Stay out of Kamchatka, the currently have received 3 to 5 meters of snow over the last few days.

Unsurprised

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Beerguyrob

Just pulled in from Seattle, and the city is still very drunk from last night.

On that point – is Collinsworth drunk? He sounds more garbled than usual, and I don’t think he can pronounce “Mahomes” unless the officer demands it.

Horatio Cornblower

He’s probably freezing his ass off.

Unsurprised

Someone needs to strip him naked and dunk him in the lake to check.

jjfozz

He might have invited Travis Kelce into the booth so he could suck him off

ArmedandHammered

The drool is freezing in his mouth.

Redshirt

This game is like the HOU/NE game if Houston’s offensive line was cromulent and the quarterback wasn’t colorblind.

Col. Duke LaCross

Catch the goddamn ball!

Unsurprised

Fuck, I want a Mr. Beef combo: half beef, half sausage. Two, actually. One hot, one sweet.

How much would it cost for someone to bring me those?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

About treefitty

jjfozz

I can call my mom to see if she could make them, then go to the bakery for fresh rolls. Depending on where you are, I could either fly to you or rent a dog team and sled.

Beerguyrob
Brocky

My dad loves those things.

A burger shack near us had them, then they closed, he can’t find a decent replacement

Sharkbait

I went there for the first time over the summer. It was awesome

Unsurprised

It was one of the first places I visited when I went to Chicago.

Horatio Cornblower

Doesn’t matter what you agreed to pay, there’s no way I’m not eating this before it gets to you.

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jjfozz

Just downloaded the Olympic app so i could make sure I saw all the hockey. there’s not a function where you can get alerted to a game, just one to help you buy tickets. yeah, like some fucking slob from Baltimore is going to Milan. fuck the olympics.

Horatio Cornblower

Good luck even seeing a game; apparently the rinks are fucked up 8 ways from Sunday and way behind schedule.

Unsurprised

Are you suggesting there may be construction irregularities in Italy? IN ITALY!?!

Sharkbait

The US is going to finish 4th and deservedly so.

LemonJello

Well maybe the winners will give Team USA their gold medals?

Unsurprised

The fact that he all but said she sucks and he thinks she’s a loser before just makes it even funnier.