I mean, who the hell would be cheering for the itinerant Rams, right? Ok, aside from his wifely choices Stafford is a good dude, right? Ok, aside from Nacua’s racist preferences, the team is cheerworthy, right? Ok, aside from the Rams ownership, the team can be admired, correct? Moving on…
To The Game!
Rams/Bears:
-Bad news (hah!) for the Rams-they’re favored and road teams of that ilk are 1-6 in the last seven games in divisional tilts.
-I’d no idea but Ben Johnson was fascinated by Mike Martz’ passing concepts.
-Last week Loveland was only the 2nd rookie tight end to go for 100+ yards in his first playoff game.
-Was disoriented to see that the all-time record between these two sits at 55-39-3 for Chicago. The Bears were really shitty thru the 60’s and 70’s and the Rams have been middling good for most of their existence.
-When the Rams are “on” they are a force to be reckoned with but there seem to be cracks in the armor. Or did the Panthers just have their number?
-Them Bears have been around for decades on end and yet if Caleb gets the W this evening he’ll be only the 4th QB to get multiple playoff wins in a single season.
-The sprain on Stafford’s index finger on his throwing hand is being undersold in my opinion. I predict a few flutterballs on tosses of 20+ yards tonight.
-Does the racist Catchin’ Samoan (shoutout to Jack Thompson’s ‘Throwin’ Samoan’ nickname) go off? The Texans secondary doesn’t feature an above-average corner.
Give me what ya got.
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So happy/relieved right now, told my wife tonight is a good night to ask me for anything.
Does anyone know where to buy equipment for “pegging”? Assuming it’s some kind of board game.
Definitely Lowes because fuck Arthur Blank and the Falcons.
Think of it like a variant LARP First Person Cornhole Game. The rules are slightly different, but you’ll quickly figure it out.
If this doesn’t draw Buddy Cole back to commenting, nothing will.
Think Jenga only larger.
Sending Lowratio over with some “equipment” and some lotion.
You’re gonna want the lotion.
We would have accepted the Bills’ logo.
I need more booze
Bummer
Sourry, but I hope you had fun and maybe met a future husband or two.
At least it was a hell of a game to be at?
Totally, and the snow was perfect
Condolences
I don’t know why ben johnson puts Williams in a position where he feels he has to play hero ball. That happened during the first green bay game
Mevis sounds moar like a Beavis.
Mevis and Kupphead Do Chicago
Rough end to the season, but if you’re a Bears fan you’ve got to be optimistic about your future.
WOOOOOOOOO
/runs around clubhouse with Rams bandana stapled to wing-wang
//celebration is bloodier than I would’ve guessed
///don’t caaaaaare
Wrap a tampon around your wing wang. We’re perverts, not savages.
Our little SpamSon is becoming a woman.
Please call me Caitlyn
I have personal reservations to that name. Would you accept SpamDottir?
That’s much better than the gender-neutral SpawnOfSpam I was about to propose.
Yeah, but that wouldn’t be feminine. I may be Conservative and not really know the why, but I know enough to be considerate and not be a complete dick about it.
Spamela.
That’s very Icelandic.
Fuck LA. ALSO, RELEASE THE TORRENT!
BeerBrother is there too!
Where?
We are getting the Boston broadcast on our TV.
In L.A. “Choose Love” mean “Pass the blow”
Any postgame gunplay in the city is going to end with Trump sending in the National Guard.
BeerBrother’s going to have some fun next Sunday.
Dammit
Woooooohooooo!!!
The Night Chicago Died – YouTube
All that genius and he doesn’t even bother to freeze the kicker?
Couldn’t make the signal . . . one hand was stuck to the sheet that said pitching the ball to the RB was the way to win, the other was stuck to the sheet saying run the ball into the line on 4th wasy the way to win.
But that’s exactly what you’d expect him to do. 🤔
Bah fuck the Rams
TO BE FAIR, lol
All praise to Shank’lor now
Rams should have gotten hit with an OPI there.
Ferguson clearly grabbed the DB’s facemask and jerked it down.
“Jerking, 15 yards”
(throws voice)
Go for it, you wussies!
Shaky attempt at a catch by Parkinson there.
Lotta Bears fans gonna have to make sacrifices to Shank’lor soon
BLITZ BEARS BLITZ
Only SHANK’LOR can save the Bears now.
What kind of camera work was that?
It seems no one wants to commit to winning.
If the scrum can get yards for pushing a ball carrier forward I think the defense should be able to pick a carrier up and carry him back as far as they can.
I agree and would subscribe to your newsletter.
You can take that QB out of USC, but you can’t take the USC QB out of the QB.
“Also, you can’t put a USC QB in jail. Right? Right? Please tell me that’s right.” – Mark Sanchez’s attorney
Well on the bright side, Chicago burning down a second time should send some heat my way.
D
Don’t worry, Bears fans. In Miami, we call that an arm punt. Look at the field possession you gained from that pick
Even Burrow did it in playoff games! (hold back tears)
What’s that word you speak of? P-p-PLAYOFFS?
How is Cris blaming the WR for what was just an absolute trash throw by the QB?
Oh, right, because it’s Cris.
Maybe the receiver did not think he was going to get the target because, you know, he was completely covered?
It sickens me to agree with Cris, but I thought it looked like the receiver gave up on his route.
Is that some banana based baking I smell?
The Pope giveth, the Antipope taketh away.
The Great Chicago Schism
Where’s your Pope, now?
The Varican, proofreading an encyclical on courage and 4th down temerity
Chicagoans gon drank tonight
Welp, they still gon drink either way.
So many “Calebs” about to be born 9 months from today in the greater Chicago metropolitan area.
Or, you know, not.
QB Off Tackle Sneak?
We should’ve known this drive would’ve involved a 4th down attempt. And likely a 4th down stop.
Pthbbbt. This sucks. I had more beers at the Hox game than during this.
The NFL writers room really benefitted from them firing all the DEI hires.
(Not me noting that the Kegan Key ad at the beginning of the 2024 season was 50% female writers)
Its all being written by AI now..
Either log off DFO or leak the Epstein Files, Unpaid White House Intern!
Lol wrong gif
The pope definitely called in some help for that 4th down play.
Every hospital in Chicago right now (artist’s conception):
DeMeco Ryans still thinks the Bears shoulda punted there on 4th.
Bearsenschiesse delayed is not necessarily Bearsenschiesse denied.
Johnson is going to call nothing but Tush pushes for OT
Ben Johnson to Caleb Williams: “I want you to run back 20 yards backwards to lull the Rams into a false sense of security. Do you see?”
Caleb: “Bitch, what!?!”
BJ: Do you see?
It’s whisky time wooooooooo
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I think Malort would be the more fitting choice.
But to properly encapsulate this Bears experience you have to put it in a syringe and inject it directly into your heart.
No, that’s lard.
Is Malort allowed outside the Chicagoland area?
Yay medicine flavor 😖