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TGIF! GO HOX!!!!
I’m none for today. I’ve been drinking all day, took a nap, and now I’m at the hockey game and don’t have access to the stupid trivia drivel I usually post here.
Fortunately I still have image links I can share. See below and have a great night.
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OK, I gotta ask, how do the shoes in number three work? I’ve had to wrap my wrist/arm and ankle/calf enough times with ace bandages to know flexing and contracting the relevant muscles enough times ends up with loose bandages. Do these shoe straps have special properties or is she sneaking off every thirty minutes to re-do the straps?
She has a gentleman redoing her straps on demand.
NY Times Saturday Crossword Puzzle:
24D Fan group that often wears black and white face paint (8 letters)
I was like “This can’t possibly be JUGGALOS and I don’t even know if that’s spelled right.” But I put it in any way, just to see it lying there. Of course, nothing crossed. The answer turned out to be KISSARMY. Fuck that my answer was better.
Is the punch line Raiders?
I’m kinda baked.
The Raiders aren’t always THE punchline, but they are always A punchline
Yes.
A) It’s your birthday, no need to play games
2) Today is Friday, why are you in the future?
F) Spoiler for the rest of us.
$) Why isn’t there a BANGNAVY answer?
+) Or is it SUCKCOCK for the submariners?
Thank you for your response, citizen.
Sunset, yesterday
Remember when Good Burger was a movie and not a law enforcement tactic?
Oh boy oh boy, I drank a lot of good tequila tonight. much better than pepe lopez in plastic half gallon jugs.
i’m looking down the breech of a long, snowed in weekend with my family.
sooo, tomorrow this motehrfucker is leading off with a stiff bloody mary, followed by a lot of other stiff drinks
later i will swho mrs fozz another stiff
Like this but sexxxxay
The 524 error has been strong tonight.
But we’re stronger
Cheers everyone and stay warm East Coast folks.
When I lived in Illinois we had a care kit in every trunk of every car.
Blanket, jacket, bottle of water, a joint and a bottle of Jack Daniel’s just in case you got snow bound.
It’s also helped when the Arsenal bridge opened it’s draw span to let the barges go down the Mississippi.
Motherfucker you get caught when they open that span?
Shit’s like 35 minutes if you’re stuck on the bridge.
Chill is better than stress.
This snowstorm could be a good time to try and finish some bottles lying around the house.
If you can’t figure out anything to mix with em, just pour over a scoop of fresh snow
I like a good slushy.
https://youtu.be/8QqkrIDeTeA
The last 1920s were pretty swell
Louis Prima was the King of Swing and had a ton a great tunes
I fucking love Louis Prima.
That would be because you have excellent taste
Thank you and my parents thank you.
They listened to cool music all of my early life.
So, post my shower video here then?
Is that why the site is breaking itself?
Nature is healing
I’m liking lady 9. Hope the game was good.
It’s fun, but they’re losing
Eva Green!
Found a cool:
🫡
Minnesota Nice > Minnesota Ice
Can’t wait till they meet Philly nice tho
I had a bunch of blood oranges I only got on Tuesday and I just had to throw them out for being moldy. Harrumph! Fresh squeezed blood orange mimosas are the best thing
Booo. Yeah they are
Also Blood and Sands
So bad if that doesn’t work tho
Does not work on Necrophiliac Amphibians which is next season’s FFL team name
Friend of mine has a PhD in biology and studied frogs for his thesis. Because of reasons, I guess. Anyway, I became aware of this meme some time ago and asked him about it and he said “oh yeah, the males will still try to fuck them” so yeah, male frogs are basically in a frat.
Release the Eva Green ! 🥰
She released them a few times in ‘Penny Dreadful’
4 of my 9 employees will be promoted in the next 3 weeks. I am so severely fucked at work now that I am actually looking into the restaurant game again. If only a wine store could pay me half of what I make now.
congrats happy to get my employees some raises after years feels good
I agree, 1 at a time would be doable. 4 of them in 4 different cities at once is not a good situation. I am supremely fucked for a year because their positions are filled by transfer only based on seniority not on what they know.
Ok, fine, I’ll work for you. I need a lot of salary, I need to work from home, and I’m not especially diligent or ethical. When do I start?
Plus one as support. Sucks when things are awful at work and even worse when you know it and can’t do anything other than try to leave. Fingers crossed you find a good and boozy alternative
Giddy up! Great job!
Since moving my office to the side of my apartment facing on the parking lot I overhear way more drama. Amazing how many people think the parking lot right next to people’s windows is a private spot. Gotta improve my Spanish though, I’m missing some great tittletattle
Oh hey, who amoUngst out Seattle folk is going to the game?
I might. Still deciding if I should ditch the Kraken game early.
Oh and trying to find the 5k in my couch cushions to buy the fucking tickets to watch our very special Darnold shit his own pants in person.
Christ, $5k?
To be fair, that’s for the ones I want. 500 will get anyone a seat.
1k to sit behind PirateSloth.
I’ll check back in the day of the game and try to snag a tix for less.
Alright peeps, what are we doing?
Debating which martini to make
The one with all the gin
Sold!
sumo, claire , fam discord chatting, sneaking around dry january
It’s wet February somewhere!
or iced for most of the country,
Making salmon and roasted veggies, with a garlic and lemon butter sauce.
Fucking the Ducks. Or something like that.
Lotta rhyming words we can go with. Andrew is glad it’s nawt shucking the Lucks
Pittsburgh, instead of a prime Joe Burrow, could I interest you in a vintage Joe Flacco?
Does that make him a gently used Fleshlight?
Missionary only
My guess is they go rapey jameis. Perfect fit
Botulism warning with expired mayo
Thank you very much for providing me with an excuse to post this song.
My birthday cake:
Basque cheesecake with cherry sauce
now thats a cheesecake pic
-A Reid
and happy birthday Mr Velvet
Basque cheesecake, the best cheesecake!
And happy natal anniversary!
Happy birthday Brick
Of course you went with a SEPARATIST dessert.
Happy birthday anyway.
Way better than cakey cake.
Happy Birthday Brother
Huh, this is probably because I’ve been working too much and am also kinda drunk but despite being middle aged and acknowleding it’s subjective I’m pretty confident that on average my T&A is way sexier than all that here. Like 2 standard deviations at least. Too bad really I wasn’t as happy with my body when I was younger, I blame Gwen Stefani for no particular reason
In my defense I don’t have any pics of you.
Stupid Gwen Stefani
I also agree that Gwen Stefani sucks.
If they just started every NATO meeting with a resolution that Gwen Stefani sucks they could always start from a place of accord
Yeah since Falco died they have been pretty aimless.
Yeah, she really choose to embrace the “OC”* part of OC punk rock. I don’t think she gets invited to the Epitaph and Fat Wreck Chords parties any more.
I’ve also been told that her use of “hella” is Norcal cultural appropriation. Probably not as bad as the Japanese cultural appropriation but that’s where she is today.
Plenty of reasons to blame her for any and all issues
*Orange County is a very conservative area compared to overall CA
Cheers to Mr. Ayo from posting while UNLEASHING THE KRAKEN.
Some use the term hero sparingly.
Not to say I am a hero, but I did put in the work and effort.
Stupid trivia in lieu: the Dionne Quints. Born in 1934 to French-Canadians who had 11 kids total because the Catholic church ran people there for years (hence the whole Tabernac, Chalice, etc thing). First quintuplets to survive past infancy and the Canadian government basically stole them and stuck them in a zoo. Their parents weren’t any better and their father considerably worse. During the 30s and 40s the tourism complex that grew up around them outgrossed Niagra falls. It was all sorts of fucked up and they eventually got a $4million settlement from the Canadian govt which was far less than they were morally and quite literally owed, as more than that was stolen from the trust fund where their exploitation monies went
the tourism complex that grew up around them outgrossed Niagara Falls
The Fecundity Blaster was the only Catholic-approved roller coaster north of Toronto for three decades. ppl forget that.
The first loop had a notary that married any young couples sitting in the same car. It’s where the term elopement came from, was originally un loop ment
Mario Party: Sexy Friday Appropriate?
Depends, was she bored and on her phone during?
Based on their poses, it looks like Wario reached the flagpole, if you know what I mean.
Don’t really know what to think from the pic, they’re further apart than teens at a Mormon prom, but Mario looks gutted and Peach looks like she’s joining the Black Panthers
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