Somebody should have had this up quite some time ago so this’ll be short and sweet.
Some sports that you may want to partake before the first feature includes:
Scotties Tournament of Hearts-Your dear old Uncle Skeevy sure does like the attractive, athletic girl next door type and there’s plenty on tap here.
No Men’s ranked college basketball teams are playing today! Huh. The Sillycuse women’s team is playing. They’re 16-3 yet are not ranked. Is anyone addressing this travesty?
The high-flying Avalanche are playing the [spits on ground] Maple Leafs at 1pm EST.
FC Barcelona is playing Real Oviedo.
Of interest to a few of the clubhouse members, Chelsea, Man U and Newcastle are on tap. (see what I did?)
Oh Redshirt, did you hear that your beloved Ohio State [stifles a guffaw] hired [snorts] that wonderful [giggles] Arthur Smith. [holds stomach while laughing out loud]
To The Game!
Pats/Broncos:
-Quite the achievement by Vrabel to get this far in his first year. What were the Titans thinking? He was making a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.
-Say a prayer for Stidham-not the greatest position to be in.
-The weather is supposed to be around -3 for game time. This will be the only time anyone mentions it. Will Erin Andrews be wearing fur?
-The Pats are favored by 5.
-Both the Pats O (rushing and passing) and the Broncos D (same) are all ranked in the top 7.
Have at it.
Due to Co-pilot being so fucking obnoxious in Windows, I have started switching my computers to Linux Mint, so far so good. I can do everything I could before, but the main thing is that Steam works. Plus the apps are not bloated information harvesters.
definitely considering it here, should convert one of my 2 old computer i still keep into one to trial it
that is what I did, it gave new life to my old gaming laptop, without the windows bloat, games that were barely chugging along are now fast as hell.
That copilot commercial set me off.
CoPilot keeps to itself, mostly. It does have a bad attitude about some things though.
Rikki, if you are planning a trip with the Dr. Mrs, may I suggest Stark’s Vacuum Museum?
https://starks.com/about/vacuum-museum/?srsltid=AfmBOooxOKdvd8umkWQiEQqjULF0Z2g23sDXw6fLuEuJ70wAI6g8pZR4
3/4’s of the Yelp reviews say that it sucks.
Or a trip to the Kirby manufacturing facility.
Fuck.
Wouldn’t it be cool if they stuffed those concussion helmets with confetti so it would explode all over the field after a helmet to helmet hit?
kinda cramped on the couch right now because of this idiot
Dog’s thinking exactly the same thing.
Don’t piss off the Khaleesi.
PJ’s of slight stature, but she runs as hard as she indie rocks
Opposition punter should be the easiest dude to bribe
Gonna need Stidham to turn it over
I hate both of htese teams’ fanbase equally. so i’m rooting for heavenly fire to rain down upon everyone
boston is first priority as always, we can save the donks for later
Uh, how are you not rooting for a horse mascot team?
That doesn’t sound very Dothraki to me…
Dothrakis hate the color orange
But isn’t orange the color of the blood of your enemies mixing with urine when your horses piss on their corpses?
All 3 of my spawn would wear that!
I just learned about this site and it’s prett glorioUs
https://www.horseparty.online/
“absurdity mystic”! 🥰
Goddammit Spectrum, are you saying that because I haven’t set up the TV I don’t have I can’t stream this?
Just realized I’ve no idea where Stidham played JV ball
Auburn?
You rite!
Go ponies!
Dedicated to Mike Vrabel
https://youtu.be/30rMnF3cTlA?si=WkOdUMPms4_-5j2J
That drive started out so promising too.
Ok, that was remarkably easy.
well fuck
Let’s hope that’s it for the defense, and they lock it down
Some Foles energy!
Foals Energy?
cause, you know, horsies
I see what you did there!
Someone tell the Glue Factory to hold off. These Horseys still have some life.
Holy shit Stidham, how long you been saving up your strength for that throw.
going Stidham on that ass
Love me some Big Stiddy
I did NOT think he had that deep shot in him.
Stiddy, you sneaky bastardo!
I can’t hate on the Pats just yet-that would be a knee-jerk reaction to the Brady years and I hope that at my advanced age I can still think clearly/logically. And to be honest, I give a nod of respect to any team that has drafted well at QB and developed them properly.
“Stiddy was drafted by the Pats did you know that?” – J. Bettis Detroit MI.
Pats fans don’t deserve to have nice things again so soon (present company excepted of course)
Brady’s gone, and so is the Grumblelord, but Mr. Rub n Tug is still stinking up the jernt.
The first AFC Championship game in like 20 years that doesn’t include the Chiefs and the Dr. Mrs. is like “hey, let’s plan a trip to Italy!” And I’m like “you watched all those episodes of Emily in Rome, wasn’t that enough?”
Ms. Scotchy is doing the deepest of deep cleaning of the kitchen. She’s five hours deep at present.
Trade punts until field goal range. YEAH, Mr. White! SCIENCE!!
Buenas tardes. Hope ya’ll are with electricity. I’m having boilermakers today, until I run out of beer.
Then having straight whisky?
The Jameson’s daughter has a killer siren song playlist
Oh boy. Hippo, I’m sorry that one of us must die following this game.
And the other is…right fucked in a few weeks!
A two for one is potentially on the table.
Disembodied voice of Ron Howard:
“He wasn’t actually sorry.”
15:08 EST and we’re back…
MAYBE
Time to see if Denver can pull this off.
Field-po-SITION!
Based on that first possession I’m going to go with “no”.
I would like to revise my answer to “maybe”.
Go ponyboys!
#StayGold
Let’s go horseys.
call this site catherine the great because we are riding these horses hard
“Don’t Groan on the Roans!”
I hope Nix got good tix for the game.
Fucking Arsenal.
I’ve never seen a team more invested in choking.
*Non-law enforcement Division.
David Carradine’s softball team would like a word.
A little HOX pregaming by killing the Devils. RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!
Stupid fucks in the gov’t are claiming the dude had a gun. No, you soulless assholes, it was a phone. Fuck you.
Even if he had a gun I seem to recall something about a Second Amendment, (Two amendments? In this economy?), that says he can have one on his person.
he did but he never held it or took it out, had a permit for it , and they removed before they shot him with his hands firmly on the ground. just more vaguely factual distractions from them.
unlike other protests have done
https://bsky.app/profile/ositanwanevu.com/post/3mdb4f2buhs2r
He probably did, he was permitted so totally legal for him to carry. And there’s no requirement to pick between your 1st and 2nd amendment rights so being legally armed at a protest is totally legit. Remember that smarmy kid who shot a bunch of people at a protest and wasn’t pistol whipped and executed by police?
/Reads that the Stillers hired Bucky fucking Beaver as HC
“Fuck my life. I am emotionally strapped to an organization owned, operated, and staffed by some of the most odious idiots and assholes on the planet. What the fuck is wrong with me?
/Breathlessly watches every Stillers game next season
Do they sell Blue Bunny ice cream in Pittsburgh?
Could be worse, could be the Browns
Well, fuck.
Ciao tutti
Watched an Italian mystery movie last night called 7 Women and a Murder, was very funny, the actress who has perfected the boneless collapse was fantastic.
Found a funny:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X5J5AbdaprU
Haldo, hello, and hope yinz are surviving through SNOWINTERCOLDMAGEDDONPACOLPYSE 2026
Shoveling complete, the Dothraki Horde has camped in the backyard and we are roasting a bull elk that we brought down with our curved swords. Tonight, someone’s ass is getting sacrificed for no good reason.
I assume the god of sacks is an old man with a giant, pendulous, ballsack that smothers anyone in his path. We just have to hope that’s Drake Maye today
Isn’t that Peyton Manning?
Nah, he’s the patron saint of molesting personal service providers
“Oh, so that’s what that religion is.” – the guy preparing Justin Tucker’s taxes
if our sacks were on our forehead
Sort of like this but with giant testicles:
I recorded that selfie not to shared in public, Rikki.
A greater demon of Grandpa Nurgle!
Exactly!
Result of rat trap check:
Woohoo!
Of course you’re only culling the fattest and stupidest of the rats, but still satisfying!
It’s two so far and they have both been pretty big ones. The main problem is that the traps aren’t sensitive enough so I have to manipulate them until they are just about to spring.
Where’s Charlie Kelly when you need him?
“Just Don’t Go” (Parody of “Let It Go” by Idina Menzel from Disney’s “Frozen”) – YouTube
A Public Service Announcement and a possible Copy Right Violation from WKRC-TV Cincinnati.
It’s 43⁰. Will no one think of the Californians?!!!
sounds brutal, 83 down here in South Florida being close to the hellmouth as its perks
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This, but with booze.
Yes, but thankfully, I’ve done the research. Wine, whiskey or vodka; I have options.
The Best and the Worst Alcoholic Drinks for Keto – Diet Doctor
Whenever I think of keto I think of the hipsters I sat next to at a bar once who used all their carbs for a day on a single PBR
Fuckin’ embarrassing.
I’m not paying for Peacock, so just going to assume Arsenal is doing what they do with a chance to put away another contender.
The first goal they allowed:
https://streamff.com/v/4aba1ae8
(that’s also the second or third time they’ve done that this season. best defense in the Premier my ass)
Nocturnes Dice World Series Game 1 (vs. Harrisville) is on too! Updates as they happen.
Somebody clenches this icy tilt with a safety or strip sack/fat guy TD rumble. BOOK IT
Just happy the power stayed on. Anything else is house money.
house money >> mouse honey
/that reminds me I should go check the traps and see if the vermin like pumpkin pie drizzled with chicken grease
Check your email, Coach Reid wants that recipe!
Does feel like a low scoring affair.
Just like my high school days.
Same here, but that sleet/freezing lane line has gone from one city away to one county away. One northern shift and I’m going from 12″ of snow and a snowblower to 0.5″-1″ of ice and setting fire to the sofa for warmth.