Let’s Get At It! Your AFC Championship Tilt

Somebody should have had this up quite some time ago so this’ll be short and sweet.

Some sports that you may want to partake before the first feature includes:

Scotties Tournament of Hearts-Your dear old Uncle Skeevy sure does like the attractive, athletic girl next door type and there’s plenty on tap here.

No Men’s ranked college basketball teams are playing today! Huh. The Sillycuse women’s team is playing. They’re 16-3 yet are not ranked. Is anyone addressing this travesty?

The high-flying Avalanche are playing the [spits on ground] Maple Leafs at 1pm EST.

FC Barcelona is playing Real Oviedo.

Of interest to a few of the clubhouse members, Chelsea, Man U and Newcastle are on tap. (see what I did?)

Oh Redshirt, did you hear that your beloved Ohio State [stifles a guffaw] hired [snorts] that wonderful [giggles] Arthur Smith. [holds stomach while laughing out loud]

To The Game!

Pats/Broncos:

-Quite the achievement by Vrabel to get this far in his first year. What were the Titans thinking? He was making a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.

-Say a prayer for Stidham-not the greatest position to be in.

-The weather is supposed to be around -3 for game time. This will be the only time anyone mentions it. Will Erin Andrews be wearing fur?

-The Pats are favored by 5.

-Both the Pats O (rushing and passing) and the Broncos D (same) are all ranked in the top 7.

Have at it.

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ArmedandHammered

Due to Co-pilot being so fucking obnoxious in Windows, I have started switching my computers to Linux Mint, so far so good. I can do everything I could before, but the main thing is that Steam works. Plus the apps are not bloated information harvesters.

Gatoraids

definitely considering it here, should convert one of my 2 old computer i still keep into one to trial it

ArmedandHammered

that is what I did, it gave new life to my old gaming laptop, without the windows bloat, games that were barely chugging along are now fast as hell.

ArmedandHammered

That copilot commercial set me off.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

CoPilot keeps to itself, mostly. It does have a bad attitude about some things though.

litre_cola

Rikki, if you are planning a trip with the Dr. Mrs, may I suggest Stark’s Vacuum Museum?

https://starks.com/about/vacuum-museum/?srsltid=AfmBOooxOKdvd8umkWQiEQqjULF0Z2g23sDXw6fLuEuJ70wAI6g8pZR4

ArmedandHammered

Or a trip to the Kirby manufacturing facility.

Sharkbait

Fuck.

jjfozz

Wouldn’t it be cool if they stuffed those concussion helmets with confetti so it would explode all over the field after a helmet to helmet hit?

jjfozz

kinda cramped on the couch right now because of this idiot

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WCS

Dog’s thinking exactly the same thing.

Gumbygirl

Don’t piss off the Khaleesi.

King Hippo

PJ’s of slight stature, but she runs as hard as she indie rocks

King Hippo

Opposition punter should be the easiest dude to bribe

Sharkbait

Gonna need Stidham to turn it over

jjfozz

I hate both of htese teams’ fanbase equally. so i’m rooting for heavenly fire to rain down upon everyone

fleshwound_NPG

boston is first priority as always, we can save the donks for later

LemonJello

Uh, how are you not rooting for a horse mascot team?

That doesn’t sound very Dothraki to me…

jjfozz

Dothrakis hate the color orange

Doktor Zymm

But isn’t orange the color of the blood of your enemies mixing with urine when your horses piss on their corpses?

Doktor Zymm

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King Hippo

All 3 of my spawn would wear that!

Doktor Zymm

I just learned about this site and it’s prett glorioUs
https://www.horseparty.online/

Don T

“absurdity mystic”! 🥰

Senor Weaselo

Goddammit Spectrum, are you saying that because I haven’t set up the TV I don’t have I can’t stream this?

King Hippo

Just realized I’ve no idea where Stidham played JV ball

Gumbygirl

Auburn?

King Hippo

You rite!

Spur

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Gumbygirl

Go ponies!

Don T
Sharkbait

That drive started out so promising too.

The Maestro

well fuck

Sharkbait

Let’s hope that’s it for the defense, and they lock it down

Doktor Zymm

Some Foles energy!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Foals Energy?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

cause, you know, horsies

Doktor Zymm

I see what you did there!

Redshirt

Someone tell the Glue Factory to hold off. These Horseys still have some life.

ArmedandHammered

Holy shit Stidham, how long you been saving up your strength for that throw.

Gatoraids

going Stidham on that ass

litre_cola

Love me some Big Stiddy

King Hippo

I did NOT think he had that deep shot in him.

litre_cola

“Stiddy was drafted by the Pats did you know that?” – J. Bettis Detroit MI.

Doktor Zymm

Pats fans don’t deserve to have nice things again so soon (present company excepted of course)

Gumbygirl

Brady’s gone, and so is the Grumblelord, but Mr. Rub n Tug is still stinking up the jernt.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The first AFC Championship game in like 20 years that doesn’t include the Chiefs and the Dr. Mrs. is like “hey, let’s plan a trip to Italy!” And I’m like “you watched all those episodes of Emily in Rome, wasn’t that enough?”

King Hippo

Trade punts until field goal range. YEAH, Mr. White! SCIENCE!!

Don T

Buenas tardes. Hope ya’ll are with electricity. I’m having boilermakers today, until I run out of beer.

Doktor Zymm

Then having straight whisky?

Don T

The Jameson’s daughter has a killer siren song playlist

The Maestro

Oh boy. Hippo, I’m sorry that one of us must die following this game.

King Hippo

And the other is…right fucked in a few weeks!

Sharkbait

A two for one is potentially on the table.

WCS

Disembodied voice of Ron Howard:

“He wasn’t actually sorry.”

WCS

15:08 EST and we’re back…

MAYBE

Redshirt

Time to see if Denver can pull this off.

King Hippo

Field-po-SITION!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Based on that first possession I’m going to go with “no”.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I would like to revise my answer to “maybe”.

Doktor Zymm

Go ponyboys!

King Hippo

#StayGold

Jimbo

Let’s go horseys.

Gatoraids

call this site catherine the great because we are riding these horses hard

Horatio Cornblower

Fucking Arsenal.

I’ve never seen a team more invested in choking.

LemonJello

*Non-law enforcement Division.

ArmedandHammered

David Carradine’s softball team would like a word.

Mr. Ayo

A little HOX pregaming by killing the Devils. RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!

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jjfozz

Stupid fucks in the gov’t are claiming the dude had a gun. No, you soulless assholes, it was a phone. Fuck you.

Horatio Cornblower

Even if he had a gun I seem to recall something about a Second Amendment, (Two amendments? In this economy?), that says he can have one on his person.

Gatoraids

he did but he never held it or took it out, had a permit for it , and they removed before they shot him with his hands firmly on the ground. just more vaguely factual distractions from them.

Gatoraids
Doktor Zymm

He probably did, he was permitted so totally legal for him to carry. And there’s no requirement to pick between your 1st and 2nd amendment rights so being legally armed at a protest is totally legit. Remember that smarmy kid who shot a bunch of people at a protest and wasn’t pistol whipped and executed by police?

BeefReeferLives

/Reads that the Stillers hired Bucky fucking Beaver as HC

“Fuck my life. I am emotionally strapped to an organization owned, operated, and staffed by some of the most odious idiots and assholes on the planet. What the fuck is wrong with me?

/Breathlessly watches every Stillers game next season

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ArmedandHammered

Do they sell Blue Bunny ice cream in Pittsburgh?

Doktor Zymm

Could be worse, could be the Browns

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Well, fuck.

2Pack

Ciao tutti

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ArmedandHammered

Watched an Italian mystery movie last night called 7 Women and a Murder, was very funny, the actress who has perfected the boneless collapse was fantastic.

rockingdog
WCS

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Haldo, hello, and hope yinz are surviving through SNOWINTERCOLDMAGEDDONPACOLPYSE 2026

jjfozz

Shoveling complete, the Dothraki Horde has camped in the backyard and we are roasting a bull elk that we brought down with our curved swords. Tonight, someone’s ass is getting sacrificed for no good reason.

Doktor Zymm

I assume the god of sacks is an old man with a giant, pendulous, ballsack that smothers anyone in his path. We just have to hope that’s Drake Maye today

Horatio Cornblower

Isn’t that Peyton Manning?

Doktor Zymm

Nah, he’s the patron saint of molesting personal service providers

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Oh, so that’s what that religion is.” – the guy preparing Justin Tucker’s taxes

Gatoraids

if our sacks were on our forehead

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Sort of like this but with giant testicles:

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Redshirt

I recorded that selfie not to shared in public, Rikki.

ArmedandHammered

A greater demon of Grandpa Nurgle!

Doktor Zymm

Exactly!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Result of rat trap check:

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Doktor Zymm

Woohoo!
Of course you’re only culling the fattest and stupidest of the rats, but still satisfying!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s two so far and they have both been pretty big ones. The main problem is that the traps aren’t sensitive enough so I have to manipulate them until they are just about to spring.

WCS

Where’s Charlie Kelly when you need him?

Redshirt

“Just Don’t Go” (Parody of “Let It Go” by Idina Menzel from Disney’s “Frozen”) – YouTube

A Public Service Announcement and a possible Copy Right Violation from WKRC-TV Cincinnati.

Gumbygirl

It’s 43⁰. Will no one think of the Californians?!!!

Gatoraids

sounds brutal, 83 down here in South Florida being close to the hellmouth as its perks

Redshirt

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Sharkbait

This, but with booze.

Redshirt

Yes, but thankfully, I’ve done the research. Wine, whiskey or vodka; I have options.

The Best and the Worst Alcoholic Drinks for Keto – Diet Doctor

Doktor Zymm

Whenever I think of keto I think of the hipsters I sat next to at a bar once who used all their carbs for a day on a single PBR

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Fuckin’ embarrassing.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m not paying for Peacock, so just going to assume Arsenal is doing what they do with a chance to put away another contender.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The first goal they allowed:

https://streamff.com/v/4aba1ae8

Horatio Cornblower

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(that’s also the second or third time they’ve done that this season. best defense in the Premier my ass)

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Senor Weaselo

Nocturnes Dice World Series Game 1 (vs. Harrisville) is on too! Updates as they happen.

King Hippo

Somebody clenches this icy tilt with a safety or strip sack/fat guy TD rumble. BOOK IT

Just happy the power stayed on. Anything else is house money.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

house money >> mouse honey

/that reminds me I should go check the traps and see if the vermin like pumpkin pie drizzled with chicken grease

LemonJello

Check your email, Coach Reid wants that recipe!

yeah right

Does feel like a low scoring affair.

Just like my high school days.

Redshirt

Same here, but that sleet/freezing lane line has gone from one city away to one county away. One northern shift and I’m going from 12″ of snow and a snowblower to 0.5″-1″ of ice and setting fire to the sofa for warmth.

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